Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Leanderman 2,275]

Anyone seen our bathroom boy lately?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

With conference meetings upcoming, I was reminded of the idiocy when the ags had convinced themselves Clay Travis was a savant and able to correctly surmise the financial impact SECN was going to have on schools such as Texas A&M and Mississippi State, magically transforming them into media powerhouses with values far above programs such as Texas, Notre Dame and Ohio State.

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Put simply, the SEC Network is one of the biggest game changers in the history of college athletics. And most still haven’t recognized this fact yet. The SEC Network’s impact is going to be monumental.   

https://www.outkickthecoverage.com/sec-network-revenue-is-impressive-073014/

The real bump in revenue was from the CFP revenue split.

Meanwhile, we can assess the "game changing monumental impact" of the SECN windfall to aggy athletics.

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The Texas A&M athletics department’s chief financial officer, Jeff Toole, told USA TODAY Sports that when the facilities-related contributions are removed from consideration for 2017, “we are basically break-even, maybe a little less than break-even, for the year.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/2018/01/29/texas-am-operating-revenue/1077373001/

The more things change, the more they stay the same. And the ags still can't pay back the debt they have owed the academic side since 2006, and they aren't scheduled to have thay paid off until 2028, at the earliest.

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

On 5/1/2018 at 12:03 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

So aggy paid 7.5 million a year to a coach that’s not in it for the money? Jokes on you aggy, but I doubt you’ll get it.

So Jimbo would have coached aggy for minimum wage?  Now, that’s an aggy joke.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So Jimbo would have coached aggy for minimum wage?  Now, that’s an aggy joke.

The joke is that aggy actually believes that if another school had offered Jimbo more money, Jimbo would have turned them down because his dream in life has secretly always been to be "the Bobby Bowden of Texas A&M."

[RomaVicta 29,946]

4 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

his dream in life has secretly always been to be "the Bobby Bowden of Texas A&M

Who hasn't had that dream? Only Jimbo proved man enough to grasp at the chance! 

It wasn't for money. No. Not money. He came because inside of every American is an Aggie trying to get out. Jimbo's Aggie got out!

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Who hasn't had that dream? Only Jimbo proved man enough to grasp at the chance! 

It wasn't for money. No. Not money. He came because inside of every American is an Aggie trying to get out. Jimbo's Aggie got out!

He certainly does seem to have gone "full aggy."

[Noah Fence 480]

Let me get this straight.  Jimbo is the kind of honorable man that doesn't take a job because of money. Yet, aggy had to overpay and offer him $75 million guaranteed to get him to coach there.  That should tell every aggy what he really thinks of the place, but they are too stupid to figure that out.

[RomaVicta 29,946]

He said that he's never taken a job for money in his life. Therefore, he is a very honest man. Right up to code. Aggie code.

[txhorns 2,409]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He said that he's never taken a job for money in his life. Therefore, he is a very honest man. Right up to code. Aggie code.

He didn't take the aggy job because of the money.  He took it because he had worn out his welcome in Tallahassee and was starting to get pushed out by the school and boosters.

[Longboard Horn 40,391]

When you have to play for aggy because you received a rejection letter from UT.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

If beating off in a stranger's house is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I like your insight. You should share your opinions here more often.

 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

49 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

When you have to play for aggy because you received a rejection letter from UT.

turdition

https://i.imgur.com/PvXb3pX.jpg

 

 

 

Edited May 2, 2018 by Randolph Duke

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

On 4/24/2018 at 4:14 PM, Johnny Sack said:

How many of those commissions were the 90 day wonders?

They are counting everyone that the Army sent to the officer school the army set up on campus as A&M students to get to those numbers.

[Scheiss Meister 8,408]

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Report-118-million-gallons-of-sewage-found-flowing-from-AM-to-golf-course-Wolf-Pen-Creek-481553711.html

No doubt designed by aggy engineers, built by aggy contractors, and approved by aggy inspectors.  And who but aggy could have a stream of sewage flowing through their golf course for nine months and never notice?

 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Report-118-million-gallons-of-sewage-found-flowing-from-AM-to-golf-course-Wolf-Pen-Creek-481553711.html

No doubt designed by aggy engineers, built by aggy contractors, and approved by aggy inspectors.  And who but aggy could have a stream of sewage flowing through their golf course for nine months and never notice?

 

They finally sniffed it out.  Inspector Clouseau level shit detecting.

Edited May 3, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,448]

On 4/17/2018 at 11:28 AM, Orange^White said:

'Lectric Leeland was not at a&m in the 70's.

Pretty sure he was knocked back into the 70s by Westbrook. 

[Tex Pete 20,407]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

They finally sniffed it out.  Inspector Clouseau level shit detecting.

It is actually pretty impressive. I know I wouldn't notice the smell of shit on their campus. I wouldn't even notice a piece of shit walking across their campus. Some things just don't stand out. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

At least with the boil water notice, they finally have an excuse for their jizz drinking. Speaking of water, what happened to their plans for the cement swimming pool outside of Kroger Field? 

[Player 4,575]

Another plumbing problem for aggy? Par for the course. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/college-football/2017/9/30/16391142/kyle-field-water-outage

[markstanco 12,586]

^^^who wants to tell him?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It is actually pretty impressive. I know I wouldn't notice the smell of shit on their campus. I wouldn't even notice a piece of shit walking across their campus. Some things just don't stand out. 

That can’t be the only large pipe openly glowing raw sewage around the aggy campus. I know 1.18 million gallons of untreated sewage sounds like a lot, but there has to be at least a couple open flows of raw sewage of that size to create the problem they have.

I'm not sure why they have waited so long to address this problem, but for public health reasons, I’m glad this is finally becoming a priority for those idiots. 

What I don't get is what sort of life these people come from that they can live in the midst of millions of gallons of raw, untreated sewage, and no one think anything of it.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Randolph Duke

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

Jimbo’s conversation with The Brew-Dawg in a Winnebago somewhere outside of Tallahassee discussing the move to aggy was like

 

[Buster 131]

This guy explains it better than I can

Are y'all going to be able to continue playing football? It's so masculine!

 

Perhaps you could change mascots and start calling yourselves the "Snowflakes".

[Tex Pete 20,407]

Hey Buster: go fuck yourself. 

[Parliament 14,270]

Eh.  He's fun.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

Damnit, I broke a nail typing this.

[mr. sunshine 2,829]

This has been going on before the advent of the internet...

aggy: All teh gays go to tu

Voice of reason: There are are gay and lesbian students at A&M.  They let them have clubs and everything.  It's in your yearbook

aggy: That's what I expected you to say, dumb gay sip

But by all means keep fucking that chicken, "Buster"

 

 

[utee94 15,835]

I'm certain Buster prefers sheep to chickens, but in College Station I suppose anything will do in a pinch.

[Chilly Water 416]

Yeah masculine men pretend to be cowboys, load their dog into the truck then sit in their driveway in suburbia and shoot Facebook videos of themselves rambling about topics that appeal to low IQ aggy types. That guy probably goes back into his house after he films his clips, puts on khakis and a polo then goes to work installing DirecTV.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

Considering the rednecks were foaming at the mouth, claiming Johnny Manziel was just a normal 20 yr-old aggy acting like a 20 yr-old should act, and all the time he was dealing with mental illness, I don’t think aggys are who should be opining on what “normal male behavior” is. 

Edited May 3, 2018 by Randolph Duke

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

Don’t forget about masturbating over dead dogs or road kill or whatever else that they do in the station when it’s lit.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Or chalkboards when the scoreboard was blocked for the dead dogs.

[TrashMaster G 17,574]

This is classic.  aggy mocking us, or anyone for that matter, about matters of culture simply reinforces what we know to be their staggering and consistent lack of self-awareness.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

Stop using multi syllable words.  You will confuse them.  

[Enchubben 5,510]

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Don’t forget about masturbating over dead dogs or road kill or whatever else that they do in the station when it’s lit.

Dead dogs?  Stupid sip we do it over sleeping people now.

[Hefeweizen 5,328]

12 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Dead dogs?  Stupid sip we do it over sleeping people now.

User name checks out. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Buster must be getting his water from the golf course?

[Enchubben 5,510]

29 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Buster must be getting his water from the golf course?

Whole new angle to "Shit!  I hit it in the water".

[Modessit 5,603]

Buster is the quintessential aggy. Comes in all haughty:

Buster: aggy has the most officers commissioned ever!

Surly: Our facts prove otherwise. Where are your facts? 

Buster: Look what the sips are doing on their campus!

Classic aggy deflection when called on their lies. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Whole new angle to "Shit!  I hit it in the water".

The correct parsing is "I hit it in the shit water!"

Meanwhile, the creek this plumbing monstrosity drains into runs right behind one of their few restaurant rows. I haven't been to Taco Bell, Fazzoli's, Rudy's, Sonic, Ozona or Carino's in a while, and now it's going to be a long, long while before I do so again.

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

That can’t be the only large pipe openly glowing raw sewage around the aggy campus. I know 1.18 million gallons of untreated sewage sounds like a lot, but there has to be at least a couple open flows of raw sewage of that size to create the problem they have.

I'm not sure why they have waited so long to address this problem, but for public health reasons, I’m glad this is finally becoming a priority for those idiots. 

What I don't get is what sort of life these people come from that they can live in the midst of millions of gallons of raw, untreated sewage, and no one think anything of it.

When your home bathroom is an outhouse....it's really no big deal.

[Sejjr 3,246]

JFC, aggy is milking this masculinity thing like they are filling up jizz jars. The school that made actual national news with the most tone deaf display of humor from their women's coaching clinic (and still employ the dipshit "marine" who wrote the slides), uses closeted gay males for their cheerleading team, dresses up in fake nazi-era military/S&M garb, fondle each others asses and grab their dicks on TV every week, all while paying $75 million to a known cuckold...this is the school that believes that they are the definition of masculinity.

aggy should seriously create a program called Insecurity Studies....they would no doubt be the global leader in the field. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

JFC, aggy is milking this masculinity thing like they are filling up jizz jars. The school that made actual national news with the most tone deaf display of humor from their women's coaching clinic (and still employ the dipshit "marine" who wrote the slides), uses closeted gay males for their cheerleading team, dresses up in fake nazi-era military/S&M garb, fondle each others asses and grab their dicks on TV every week, all while paying $75 million to a known cuckold...this is the school that believes that they are the definition of masculinity.

aggy should seriously create a program called Insecurity Studies....they would no doubt be the global leader in the field. 

Maybe they could get a 10 year government grant for let’s say $75 million per year for the study.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

16 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Report-118-million-gallons-of-sewage-found-flowing-from-AM-to-golf-course-Wolf-Pen-Creek-481553711.html

No doubt designed by aggy engineers, built by aggy contractors, and approved by aggy inspectors.  And who but aggy could have a stream of sewage flowing through their golf course for nine months and never notice?

 

This is such an aggy story. Needs to go up on aggypedia.

[Leanderman 2,275]

 I just have imagines in my mind of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and Cousin Eddy with his Winnebago.

[PencilPusher 454]

Ask and ye shall receive

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

JFC, aggy is milking this masculinity thing like they are filling up jizz jars. The school that made actual national news with the most tone deaf display of humor from their women's coaching clinic (and still employ the dipshit "marine" who wrote the slides), uses closeted gay males for their cheerleading team, dresses up in fake nazi-era military/S&M garb, fondle each others asses and grab their dicks on TV every week, all while paying $75 million to a known cuckold...this is the school that believes that they are the definition of masculinity.

aggy should seriously create a program called Insecurity Studies....they would no doubt be the global leader in the field. 

Meanwhile, this is what passes for "masculinity" in the aggy culture:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/03/johnny-manziel-domestic-violence-photos-released/

[happyhookem 224]

Masculine aggy, lol. Oxymoron much?

[ousux 5,600]

On 5/2/2018 at 9:59 AM, Randolph Duke said:

With conference meetings upcoming, I was reminded of the idiocy when the ags had convinced themselves Clay Travis was a savant and able to correctly surmise the financial impact SECN was going to have on schools such as Texas A&M and Mississippi State, magically transforming them into media powerhouses with values far above programs such as Texas, Notre Dame and Ohio State.

The real bump in revenue was from the CFP revenue split.

Meanwhile, we can assess the "game changing monumental impact" of the SECN windfall to aggy athletics.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. And the ags still can't pay back the debt they have owed the academic side since 2006, and they aren't scheduled to have thay paid off until 2028, at the earliest.

When an aggy is able to put aside the bravado/bluster and admit "break even or a little less than break even" you just know the truth is it's waaaaay less than break even. 

Edited May 3, 2018 by ousux
just cuz, ok? fuck sakes..

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,912]