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Mr. Lobotomy aggy posts on secrant:

"Charlie Strong's record at Louisville: 37-15 
Charlie Strong's record at t.u.: 16-21 
Charlie Strong's record at South Florida: 17-8 

Strong had more wins in his two years at South Florida than he ever had at t.u.  

Shaka Smart's record at Virginia Commonwealth: 163-56 
Shaka Smart's record at t.u.: 71-66 

Smart already has more losses in 4 seasons at t.u. than in 6 seasons at VCU. 

The only conclusion you can draw when asking the question, "How is it that successful black coaches fail so horribly at t.u?" when coupled with the story of Beverly Kearney, who was fired for having a relationship with a student despite Major Applewhite doing the EXACT SAME THING while an assistant coach for t.u. and not being fired, there is only one conclusion you can possibly draw. 

texas university (appropriately named the "40 acres") hates black people."
stirring up some shit to show recruits...dumbass.   
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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Mr. Lobotomy aggy posts on secrant:

"Charlie Strong's record at Louisville: 37-15 
Charlie Strong's record at t.u.: 16-21 
Charlie Strong's record at South Florida: 17-8 

Strong had more wins in his two years at South Florida than he ever had at t.u.  

Shaka Smart's record at Virginia Commonwealth: 163-56 
Shaka Smart's record at t.u.: 71-66 

Smart already has more losses in 4 seasons at t.u. than in 6 seasons at VCU. 

The only conclusion you can draw when asking the question, "How is it that successful black coaches fail so horribly at t.u?" when coupled with the story of Beverly Kearney, who was fired for having a relationship with a student despite Major Applewhite doing the EXACT SAME THING while an assistant coach for t.u. and not being fired, there is only one conclusion you can possibly draw. 

texas university (appropriately named the "40 acres") hates black people."
stirring up some shit to show recruits...dumbass.   

Well, he does have a user name that checks out.

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aggy getting taken to the woodshed over Missouri's "success" in the sec east over on secrant:

"MU has been more relevant than A&M over the past 10 years. A&M is never going to be elite because they never have been even once in their history. At least MU fans know Missouri is a fringe 3rd tier football school. A&M is barely 3rd Tier but think they are a blue blood. It’s delusion that’s laughable. Jimbo won’t save them, because nobody else has been able to make that backwards gay school into a successful football school in over 100 years."

....and of course, their success was with B12 skill players!

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7 minutes ago, utee94 said:

If anyone is stupid enough to believe that Texas A&M is less racist than UT, then they should definitely attend A&M.  They belong there.

And the fact that Applewhite did NOT do the “exact same thing”. Goddamned dimwit aggy

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4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Here is one of the classic aggy cultural traits I always laugh at:

Nothing of the sort ever happened. Deloss never even insinuated anything close to what this idiot is claiming happened. Mizzou left because the SEC was better financially for them. Remember that during their last season, their field was in such bad shape that Mizzou lost their stud running back (Henry Josey) to a knee injury because of the condition of the turf, Texas lost Fozzy for the same reason, and Tech had THREE! guys go down with knee injuries on Mizzou's field. Mizzou didn't have the money to replace their turf. They were that broke.

 

aggys have an amazing capacity of lying to themselves and others to create a false narrative that portrays themselves as victims and 'The Great Burnt Orange Satan" as the villain.

When I see this, I usually ask a simple question, such as "Who did Deloss supposedly say this to?" Or "What was the context of the conversation when Deloss supposedly said this?"

The aggy mind never thinks past the original statement, so when challenged with any reasonable question regarding whet they are claiming, their story falls completely apart.

The lies they have to tell themselves to get through the days are amazing.

So much like the Chernobyl series which just concluded.   

aggy did do a good job getting the state news media and others to take their side even tough it was all a sack of shit.  

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On 6/2/2019 at 1:30 PM, Valmy77 said:

Sorry, your SAT scores are too low for A&M Commerce. You should consider spending a few semesters at A&M College Station and trying to transfer in.

As a A&M Commerce grad, I approve! We’re way smarter than aggy. Also, we’re nothing like aggy either. #WeareLions

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5 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So much like the Chernobyl series which just concluded.   

aggy did do a good job getting the state news media and others to take their side even tough it was all a sack of shit.  

Speaking of Chernobyl, the Russian government isn't happy with the series showing the Soviet fuckups and how the heroes were some low-level schmucks, so they are going to make their own Chernobyl series that has CIA spies/informants at the plant, and the heroes will be the KGB agents hunting for them.

That is an aggy move.  We should have an aggy trophy for such things.   We could start with awarding the first one to whoever approved them adding all of those titles to the side of their stadium - that would be a win for them though, because then they'd have something to put in their Hall of Trophies.

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First off, finding a tight end in the Station is probably the 2nd hardest thing to do.

Second, having the 6th TE taken in the draft hardly makes anyone 'Tight End U'.

Third, I guess they have to pick something since they'll never be QBU, RBU, WRU, DBU, PU, KU, etc.

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29 minutes ago, Modessit said:

First off, finding a tight end in the Station is probably the 2nd hardest thing to do.

Second, having the 6th TE taken in the draft hardly makes anyone 'Tight End U'.

Third, I guess they have to pick something since they'll never be QBU, RBU, WRU, DBU, PU, KU, etc.

C’mon man. They beat ‘Bama once. And Johnny Eightball. Advantage aggy. 

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1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

No one self-annoints themselves the greatest at something better than aggy:

 

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Based on their fake army and the sheep population around College Station, it seems it would be much more accurate to call A&M Loose End U.

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8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Mr. Lobotomy aggy posts on secrant:

"Charlie Strong's record at Louisville: 37-15 
Charlie Strong's record at t.u.: 16-21 
Charlie Strong's record at South Florida: 17-8 

Strong had more wins in his two years at South Florida than he ever had at t.u.  

Shaka Smart's record at Virginia Commonwealth: 163-56 
Shaka Smart's record at t.u.: 71-66 

Smart already has more losses in 4 seasons at t.u. than in 6 seasons at VCU. 

The only conclusion you can draw when asking the question, "How is it that successful black coaches fail so horribly at t.u?" when coupled with the story of Beverly Kearney, who was fired for having a relationship with a student despite Major Applewhite doing the EXACT SAME THING while an assistant coach for t.u. and not being fired, there is only one conclusion you can possibly draw. 

texas university (appropriately named the "40 acres") hates black people."
stirring up some shit to show recruits...dumbass.   

A reasonable person would think "oh, maybe those coaches are only good against lesser competition".  aggy take: "the sips are racist".  Yup, so racist that we hire black and half-black coaches, then force them to lose so we can fire them.

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12 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

A reasonable person would think "oh, maybe those coaches are only good against lesser competition".  aggy take: "the sips are racist".  Yup, so racist that we hire black and half-black coaches, then force them to lose so we can fire them.

They have been doing the "UT are radical leftist fascist communist racist black nationalist" stuff forever.

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2 hours ago, Modessit said:

First off, finding a tight end in the Station is probably the 2nd hardest thing to do.

Second, having the 6th TE taken in the draft hardly makes anyone 'Tight End U'.

Third, I guess they have to pick something since they'll never be QBU, RBU, WRU, DBU, PU, KU, etc.

I just prefer to call them Fuck U

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

They have Ricky seals Jones, Jace sternberger, and trevor wood in the NFL right now.

Scrolling up one team from this link Texas has 3 also.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/college/_/letter/t

Iowa has 4. But, TEU because they say so.
 

Congrats on their NFL participants. Not one of them has been a regular starter in the NFL. Don't you at least have produced one pro bowler in your history before you are TEU?

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Things are going great for Tyrel Dodson: https://deadspin.com/tyrel-dodsons-girlfriend-told-9-1-1-that-he-hit-her-acr-1835314696

Cliff Notes (girlfriend's version of the story, so grain of salt here):

Dodson was too shitfaced to go out to dinner and pukes on his girlfriend's carpet

He hits her while she's trying to clean up

He tries to lock her in the apartment, but forgets the patio door, so she gets out

He steals her keys and $10,000 and leaves

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Things are going great for Tyrel Dodson: https://deadspin.com/tyrel-dodsons-girlfriend-told-9-1-1-that-he-hit-her-acr-1835314696

Cliff Notes (girlfriend's version of the story, so grain of salt here):

Dodson was too shitfaced to go out to dinner and pukes on his girlfriend's carpet

He hits her while she's trying to clean up

He tries to lock her in the apartment, but forgets the patio door, so she gets out

He steals her keys and $10,000 and leaves

Who the shit is he dating that has 10k lying around? Lady'on Bell?

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Some aggy on reddit (the post was about USC/Texas in 1956 and a dispute about black players and hotel accommodations. Had nothing to do with aggy):

"Reminder that the longhorns were the last team to field an all white national championship squad.

(Also a reminder that we had African-American football players, African-American Corps members, and women were attending the formerly all male military college before the longhorns allowed African-Americans on their team.)"

Also reminder that UT has won 3 national titles with black players all 30+ years more recent than your last. 

 

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The fight began after the two started arguing over tacos. The victim claims he and Tucker got into a mutual physical altercation, which was broken up. The victim then says Tucker fled the scene only to return a few minutes later and strike him in the back of the head.

 

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37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"Reminder that the longhorns were the last team to field an all white national championship squad.

Yes, and we won the championship the very next year with an integrated team.

We also never had a Kow and Kream Klub on campus.

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8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, and we won the championship the very next year with an integrated team.

We also never had a Kow and Kream Klub on campus.

I like how aggy includes the fact that women were attending atm by that point. 

Because, you know, aggy totally integrated genders before Texas. 

Also this from wiki:

In 1950, the University of Texas was the first major university in the South to accept an African-American student. John S. Chase went on to become the first licensed African-American architect in Texas

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Texas had black scholarship varsity fo players before aggy did.  Is it somehow bad that our white team was better than their all white team.

They did have a black walk on football player a year before us.  Neither has anything to brag about on integration and athletics.

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The fight began after the two started arguing over tacos. The victim claims he and Tucker got into a mutual physical altercation, which was broken up. The victim then says Tucker fled the scene only to return a few minutes later and strike him in the back of the head.
 


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The University of Texas did not integrate as quickly as it ought to have done. But while the debate at the University of Texas has been, for several decades now, exactly how far do corrections to those historical errors need to go, the debate at Texas A&M University has been over exactly how loudly to shout out the lying history of murdering racist Sul Ross when defending the continued display of his statue in a place of prominence on campus.

The idea that anyone would defend the history of racism at Texas A&M University by comparing it to literally any other university in the State of Texas, let alone the University of Texas, is an example of just how tone deaf someone can become when they buy into a cult. Wake me when Barbara Jordan, Cesar Chavez, Martin Luther King, et al., are found in places of prominence on the aggy campus.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Who the shit is he dating that has 10k lying around? Lady'on Bell?

Nevr know whenyou might need a new coach...even if only for an hour or two.

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