Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hagbard Celine 10,877]

12 hours ago, Lhorn said:

It’s weird how SEC never wants to be in the games they lose. 

So, how does aggy deal with their spring game?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

For Chrissakes, we took down the statue of AMERICAN HERO Albert Sidney Johnston, veteran of the Texas War for Independence and the Mexican-American war, who prior to Patton's winter move to the Ardenne, led the most spectacular winter march in US Army history in November 1857 during the Utah War.  aggy have zero high ground on any claim regarding political correctness.

My point precisely. AT UT, the debatable question is not whether we committed moral errors in the past, it's exactly where we should draw the line. But aggy won't even ask the question, let alone give an answer that might make them uncomfortable.

[UDontKnow 10,447]

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

So, how does aggy deal with their spring game?

Delusionally. They never lose because they only run out of time and jizz jars.

[UDontKnow 10,447]

34 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

For Chrissakes, we took down the statue of AMERICAN HERO Albert Sidney Johnston, veteran of the Texas War for Independence and the Mexican-American war, who prior to Patton's winter move to the Ardenne, led the most spectacular winter march in US Army history in November 1857 during the Utah War.  aggy have zero high ground on any claim regarding political correctness.

Has new shit come to light about the great Texan Albert Sidney Johnston?

[sushihorn 3,233]

12 hours ago, texaslong said:

Sometimes it doesn't mean more.

$EC: It don't mean shit.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Has new shit come to light about the great Texan Albert Sidney Johnston?

Apart from the fact that he was probably the Confederacy's best general, an opinion shared by both Grant and Sherman, but he died at Shiloh? Or that his statue on the South Mall was probably not there because of his contributions to the Texas Revolution, but rather as a fuck you to Yankees? Or that most people don't know or care who he was these days? 

No, not really. Seems like a shame. I actually like the idea of adding a new museum somewhere on campus dedicated to all of Texas history (both the state and the university), but that sort of idea would certainly be costly, and we're too busy paying taxes for John Sharp's corruption to be able to afford good ideas like that.

[Leanderman 2,275]

With the situation with the Battleship Texas being moved, I am really surprised they have not proposed moving it up the Brazos.

[utee94 15,835]

30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

With the situation with the Battleship Texas being moved, I am really surprised they have not proposed moving it up the Brazos.

...and renamed the battleship Texas A&M...

[TrashMaster G 17,568]

24 minutes ago, utee94 said:

...and renamed the battleship Texas A&M...

Which only makes sense since aggy single-handedly won WWI and WWII and Vitenam and....

[ousux 5,599]

Has new shit come to light about the great Texan Albert Sidney Johnston?

If you dig deep enough and cherry pick, new shit comes to light about every historical figure in the history of the world.

Hell, even Mother Theresa and Ghandi had skeletons in multiple closets.

[Scholz 11,944]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which only makes sense since aggy single-handedly won WWI and WWII and Vitenam and....

[InkaUtexas 26,007]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

With the situation with the Battleship Texas being moved, I am really surprised they have not proposed moving it up the Brazos.

You know they lurk on this site. Please do not give them any ideas. 

 

[Scholz 11,944]

[TornACL 7,721]

Northwestern better get off their asses and make a cinderella final four run next year. 

[blacklab 11,941]

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

The decals are all that is needed for aggy to park there.

[nnm 36,472]

Not a good enuf aggy. Only 1 aggy badge. Needs at least 3 more. 

[General Specific 3,262]

Not a good enuf aggy. Only 1 aggy badge. Needs at least 3 more. 

Two more. You forgot to count the handicap tag!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18,839]

28 minutes ago, blacklab said:

 

 

[The Gimp 346]

19 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Two more. You forgot to count the handicap tag!!!

also for got S-E-C S-E-C!

[Beau Vine 54,276]

On 6/6/2019 at 12:02 PM, texaslong said:

Why is it when aggy does something dumb or embarrassing their leadership feels the need to either respond or cover it up? Most schools could care less about how other fans feel about them.  

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Two more. You forgot to count the handicap tag!!!

Dain bramaged.

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

also for got S-E-C S-E-C!

Naw, if yew look, they didn’t fur get it. It’s right thar on the bake feender to the right of the Jimbo steeker.

[Caver60 395]

7 hours ago, utee94 said:

...and renamed the battleship Texas A&M...

They would christen it the battleship Texas Aggie

[Tigersnake 670]

3 hours ago, blacklab said:

 

Car not maroon. Get some aggy spirit, you 2%er!

 

[texaslong 678]

Budget cuts at aggy...no way. 

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Wilbarger 9]

11 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

[woohorn 1,131]

If you dig deep enough and cherry pick, new shit comes to light about every historical figure in the history of the world.

Hell, even Mother Theresa and Ghandi had skeletons in multiple closets.

Heard Harriet Tubman did porn.

[Big Frog II 511]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Budget cuts at aggy...no way. 

 

Talk about your poorly run school.  Maybe if they were to hold their enrollment down to let's say 50,000,  they wouldn't be in such bad shape financially.  Why they keep taking anyone with a pulse is beyond me.  It's coming back to bite them in the butt.

[ztejas 43,496]

Hear me whoop?

[Whatever 700]

Hear me whoop?

2/3 of the potential coverage of the plate. That's a little high for aggy.

[ClubWhatever 12,151]

7 hours ago, blacklab said:

 

Do aggies typically grab the crotches of disabled people in public?

[Valmy77 13,247]

In Jimbo We Trust? I mean I thought In Fran We Trust kind of worked because Fran is one syllable. In Jimbo We Trust doesn't work at all.

Do they equate all their head coaches with God or has it just been Fran and Jimbo?

[Whatever 700]

I feel like new aggy doesn't drive F250s anymore. I swear I've seen more aggy stickers/emblems on Priuses, Acuras and other Euro-made cars. At least they used to try to hide the fact they are a bunch of Cucks. Now they've given up.

[MAUFRAIS 6,629]

Heard Harriet Tubman did porn.

Harriet Tubgirl.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

22 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

In Jimbo We Trust? I mean I thought In Fran We Trust kind of worked because Fran is one syllable. In Jimbo We Trust doesn't work at all.

Do they equate all their head coaches with God or has it just been Fran and Jimbo?

Nah, I'm pretty certain they trusted in that drunk dude also.

[TreatyOak 16,366]

[6th Street 6,430]

[cochamps 1,879]

On 6/8/2019 at 10:27 PM, SDG said:

I’m actually surprised that every pac12 school made the list.  

They have lots of baseball titles.

[nnm 36,472]

2 hours ago, Whatever said:

I feel like new aggy doesn't drive F250s anymore. I swear I've seen more aggy stickers/emblems on Priuses, Acuras and other Euro-made cars. At least they used to try to hide the fact they are a bunch of Cucks. Now they've given up.

You do realize Prius and Acuras are not Euro-made cars, right?

[Born Burnt 6,181]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Hear me whoop?

Sadly, they speak that way as well.

 

[Tex Long 4,405]

4 hours ago, woohorn said:

Heard Harriet Tubman did porn.

 PM Armybrat

[Tex Long 4,405]

Tubman DP. NSIAP.

Edited June 12, 2019 by Tex Long

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

In Jimbo We Trust? I mean I thought In Fran We Trust kind of worked because Fran is one syllable. In Jimbo We Trust doesn't work at all.

 

Cuck would work. Or cock, for that matter.

 

[ABSR 5,319]

4 hours ago, woohorn said:

14 hours ago, ousux said:

If you dig deep enough and cherry pick, new shit comes to light about every historical figure in the history of the world.

Hell, even Mother Theresa and Ghandi had skeletons in multiple closets.

Heard Harriet Tubman did porn.

Oh, that kind of train!  I completely misunderstood that history lesson.

[markstanco 12,582]

Yes that shit makes me rage too.

I COULD CARE LESS.

Let's think about what that means.

I had an old friend who used to say "half dozen one way, 12 the other."

Pretty much the same dumbass thing.

[markstanco 12,582]

Also, aggy needs to up their baseball game. Michigan going to the college world series for the 8th time is pulling away from aggy and their 6th showing. Guess which team who battles snow for 5 months out of the year has a better record there?

Rhetorical question, I know.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Also, aggy needs to up their baseball game. Michigan going to the college world series for the 8th time is pulling away from aggy and their 6th showing. Guess which team who battles snow for 5 months out of the year has a better record there?

Rhetorical question, I know.

that’s bs and you know it. they play sec schools all season and get worn down by constant major league level competition. are there even any sec schools still left standing? 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Foul balls have a whole new meaning to those sheep fuckers.