Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

Is the one on the left missing some fingers?

The other one probably has a few extras. It's easier to play the six-string when you have six digits.

[Armybrat 40860]

2 hours ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

Is the one on the left missing some fingers?

Left them in a cow’s ass.

[TreatyOak 16398]

[tejas60 3534]

No way. He still has his ring. 

[Modessit 5603]

With aggy drinking alkeehall at the games, I'm sure we'll see more pics of aggy passed out next to a pile of vomit with a fat chick leaning over to see if it's still warm.

[Enchubben 5510]

7 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I love them bragging about undergrad salaries.  Maybe they do earn slightly more out of undergrad due to having more STEM majors (and it is not the typical aggy dishonesty fueled by their massive inferiority complex).  But it doesn't measure all the post grad degrees like law and MBA.  Take for example two friends who went to Texas undergad.  Both took low paying jobs in DC, one on W's staff and the other on Cornyn's.  So some aggy getting an entry level accounting job is going to blow them away on that survey.

Except both got MBAs and are now investment bankers pulling in several million a year.  It's fucking stupid.  We have far more billionaires.  Far more hundred millionaires.  Far more people worth 8 figures.  And far more alums who earn 7 figure incomes.  It is not all that close and never will be.

Hell, how do they even count people like me who went straight to law school in that survey.  

They are exceptional at working their way into middle management. If you want to cap out at $80-100K a year in a middling job, and live in the suburbs with a hive like mentality, aggy is great.

[Pato del Muerto 52547]

12 hours ago, Viper said:

Has this been talked about yet?

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Texas-AM-University-Under-Investigation-for-Foreign-Funding-511255701.html

 

Their code doesn’t say anything about lying, cheating, AND stealing. 

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Their code doesn’t say anything about lying, cheating, AND stealing. 

Don’t forget Not-so-sharp and his “management/control” of those Houston hurricane relief funds that he’s in charge of.  What happened to all that money?  Houston’s still waiting...I believe!

[Armybrat 40860]

Takes time to steal a few million and hide it somewhere. In a jizz jar, a bank in Qatar,  .. up a cow’s butt?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Alumni salaries are self-reported individually and then reported collectively by universities. I don't trust any report of A&M's alumni salaries any more than I would trust a self-reported viewership metric from a partisan media outlet (<---- insert your favorite here). I assume they're inflated by individual Aggies that round up, and then by Texas A&M University which has a vested interest in perpetuating the myths its Aggies love so dearly. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 In a jizz jar, a bank in Qatar,  .. up a cow’s butt?

this has haiku possibilities.. I am working on it 

Edited June 15, 2019 by TtomTerrific

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The jar full of jizz
Sat empty for Ramadan
Whoop! Now it is full!

[Leanderman 2276]

I am sure a lot of that money was paid out of a secret slush fund to keep livestock silent?

[Hagbard Celine 10903]

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The jar full of jizz
Sat empty for Ramadan
Whoop! Now it is full!

damn walden.  living there really got you immerseed.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

There was an ag from Qatar

Who kept his jizz in a jar

He enjoys Ramadan

Cause he meets many a man

Come to pleasure him from near and far

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

17 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure a lot of that money was paid out of a secret slush fund to keep livestock silent?

#mootoo

[markstanco 12586]

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.

[Bullneck 19192]

On 6/14/2019 at 1:56 PM, Hugh G. Rection said:

Is the one on the left missing some fingers?

Every time you get caught engaging in homosexual acts at aggy they cut off a digit from your middle two fingers.  After six incidents they sent you to UT.  (what I was told by an aggy back in 1980ish).

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

Every time you get caught engaging in homosexual acts at aggy they cut off a digit from your middle two fingers.  After six incidents they sent you to UT.  (what I was told by an aggy back in 1980ish).

That aggy couldn’t count middle fingers

[Bullneck 19192]

On 6/14/2019 at 10:21 AM, bigbopper said:

My favorite is when aggy attempts to boast about their academic successes.

 

Featuring none other than Daniel Figurelli aka texag7

Wow, that thread is a beating. Buncha idiots arguing about who's the smartest.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

Does Georgia want to be in the game?

[markstanco 12586]

Only if they win.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

On 6/14/2019 at 11:01 AM, Johnny Sack said:

I love them bragging about undergrad salaries.  Maybe they do earn slightly more out of undergrad due to having more STEM majors (and it is not the typical aggy dishonesty fueled by their massive inferiority complex).  But it doesn't measure all the post grad degrees like law and MBA.  Take for example two friends who went to Texas undergad.  Both took low paying jobs in DC, one on W's staff and the other on Cornyn's.  So some aggy getting an entry level accounting job is going to blow them away on that survey.

Except both got MBAs and are now investment bankers pulling in several million a year.  It's fucking stupid.  We have far more billionaires.  Far more hundred millionaires.  Far more people worth 8 figures.  And far more alums who earn 7 figure incomes.  It is not all that close and never will be.

Hell, how do they even count people like me who went straight to law school in that survey.  

The payscale.com methodology the aggys find so important to their self-worth is based on self-reported data from which anyone with any post-graduate education is excluded. Also, it excludes K-1 income, stock grants deferred compensation, and many other forms of non-W-2 compensation.

Rich Kinds is one of a long list of individuals who earn a salary of $1/yr. Via the payscale.com methodology, every aggy living in their tract home outside of Katy and dreaming of a new pick-em-up truck and a bass boat earns far more than Rich Kinder.

Advantage aggy.

If he aggy education was worth anything, the aggys would understand there is a big difference between earning income and generating wealth. But we are all well aware of the actual value of the aggy education.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

[GotThatFire 166]

I have an aggy friend.  I also just had a daughter so this is my first Father’s Day. She called me up today and said Happy Father’s Day.  It was nice and all, but she didn’t understand why I thought it was funny. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

Secsecsec!!!

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!

[markstanco 12586]

aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!

I searched earlier to see if they won, but oddly no news about it even though it was for a MNC

[lemonandaturd 4285]

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

i think they'll cross that bridge when they get to it

[Jkwellborn 6717]

i think they'll cross that bridge when they get to it

I’m sure it will fall down when they do.

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!

I searched earlier to see if they won, but oddly no news about it even though it was for a MNC

They lost. 

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

No one knows. It’s never been done.

[Armybrat 40860]

17 minutes ago, texaslong said:

They lost. 

So they ran out of balls?

[pyrohornIII 4817]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

I'm going to guess all of kroger stadium

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

30 minutes ago, texaslong said:

They lost. 

But they went back and retro actively awarded themselves national championship in Spike ball for the 1956, 1957, and 1983 seasons. 

[Hagbard Celine 10903]

In the years between when they upgraded from a college and declared themselves a university, and when they allowed women, and then the years between when they were responsible for scholarship reductions and jackie sherrill, they had a better record in spike ball in spring games that they didn't put the score on their rings.

[markstanco 12586]

They lost. 

That's a shame. It was a great opportunity to add a trophy to the Hall Of Air.

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

i think they'll burn that cross at the bridge when they get to it

Fixed

[BigSwingingD 719]

F up

Edited June 17, 2019 by BigSwingingD
I triple posted

[BigSwingingD 719]

Sorry. An aggy just threw a jizz jar at me.

Edited June 17, 2019 by BigSwingingD
I triple posted

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

I think when they won their one and only football championship they had to send one of the milkmen out to search for a lightning strike to get fire

Edited June 17, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[markstanco 12586]

I think when they won their one and only football championship

It says on the wall they have won three.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

5 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

 

It's been 80 years, I'm guessing one of these was likely

[Modessit 5603]

I have an aggy friend.  I also just had a daughter so this is my first Father’s Day. She called me up today and said Happy Father’s Day.  It was nice and all, but she didn’t understand why I thought it was funny. 

So why did you think it was funny? Are you a chick?

[msucolt45 4063]

Who’s your Daddy?

[Armybrat 40860]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

 

It says on the wall they have won three.

 

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

[ABSR 5321]

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

Don't feel bad.  Every Aggy coach and player on those teams were dead before they started to claim the championships, so even the participants never knew.

[Armybrat 40860]

Well then, is Sharp gonna have some championship rings made then dig ‘em all up for the posthumous presentation?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

  I saw that yesterday and chuckled.   I was surprised they both didn't have SEC! SEC! SEC! badges on their shirts!  

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

1927 was the year the aggs were challenged by Tennessee to a post-season bowl game, and the aggys declined. Yet they claim a national championship for that season.