Tell Me About Texas a&m

[pearlandhorn 3274]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

So fucking stupid. It’s so dumb that I laughed at it.

[Chopper 17243]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy's going to make an oral history out of this and put it in their hall of champions right next to the section with all the stories about "I went to a game at Pyle Field and those aggy fans are the best" stories.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

aggy's going to make an oral history out of this and put it in their hall of champions right next to the section with all the stories about "I went to a game at Pyle Field and those aggy fans are the best" stories.

It will include multiple people joining the bike ride saying how classy aggies are and that they will now be sending all their kids to A&M

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

GEICO could probably make this into ad with the Whitesnake tune, market it to aggy, and make a fortune. Daddy98 hardest hit.

[markstanco 12586]

That's a cold blooded sick burn right there.

[Armybrat 40873]

And such a badass emoji to emphasize his street cred.

[Leanderman 2276]

Instead of storming area 51, we should sent over to some "sacred grass" and watch the fun.

[EastTexan 662]

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Way cool dude. You showed  them dumb sips.

[6th Street 6488]

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

Man what a sad and pathetic existence

[Randolph Duke 4034]

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Man what a sad and pathetic existence

If A&M were to ever lose their their status  a branch of The University of Texas, and had to rely on aggy alumni financial support for academics, the entire A&M system would cease to exist within a decade.

And the state of Texas would be far better off.

[RomaVicta 29967]

On 7/26/2019 at 11:01 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

I wonder if this is what aggy means by being "a better cultural fit with the SEC"? (To their credit, the University of Mississippi is likely to kick out these losers who posed thusly in front of the Emmett Till site):

I didn't know the Emmett Till story. Literally sickening.

I don't know what these guys are trying to say, but it's a bad fucking look.

[ztejas 43528]

Friend and I are in an uber yesterday. Said friend is not particularly attuned to anything aggy related.

College aged kid with an aggy shirt that says something stupid on the back like "Together as One" walks in front of us into the crosswalk, but not before back tracking and almost getting hit by a car. 

"Of course it's an aggy" I say.

"How unaware of your surroundings can you be?" Says my friend. 

Perfect. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Lulz. Similar sort of moment yesterday over our morning coffee:

Mrs. Ponderer: "I've been too polite to mention it for 17 years, but I have to say something now that we're moving away and never coming back here..."

Me: "You have my attention. Go on."

Mrs. Ponderer: "Have you ever noticed how every girl at Texas A&M, hell, every girl in East Texas, regardless of weight or race, has the same sort of face?"

Me: "East Texas Box Face?"

Mrs. Ponderer: "Yes! Do people call it that?"

[Longboard Horn 40432]

[Longboard Horn 40432]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

Expect what, going to some shitty Bowl in Shreveport and getting your ass kicked?

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Lulz. Similar sort of moment yesterday over our morning coffee:
Mrs. Ponderer: "I've been too polite to mention it for 17 years, but I have to say something now that we're moving away and never coming back here..."
Me: "You have my attention. Go on."
Mrs. Ponderer: "Have you ever noticed how every girl at Texas A&M, hell, every girl in East Texas, regardless of weight or race, has the same sort of face?"
Me: "East Texas Box Face?"
Mrs. Ponderer: "Yes! Do people call it that?"

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[TrashMaster G 17588]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Good Christ.  How long is that list?  75 deep?

[SHOOTER12 8819]

On 7/26/2019 at 4:14 PM, MrPhlegm said:

In other news from aggyland...

 

STUCK ON AN ESCALATOR, MAN KILLS AND EATS HIS WIFE TO SURVIVE

 

[https://worldnewsdailyreport]

 

 

College Station, TX |44-year old Bruce Franklin was arrested this morning, after he confessed to killing his wife and eating her flesh while he was stuck with her on an escalator.

 

According to the College Station Police Department, the partially devoured corpse of his wife was lying next to him when he was rescued after being stuck for three days on an escalator.

Mr Franklin immediately confessed that he had reluctantly killed her and eaten almost 12 lbs of her flesh, saying it was necessary to his own survival.

College Station Police Deputy Commissioner Richard 'Sul' Ross, says the accused clearly felt guilty about his crime

 

[https://worldnewsdailyreport]

Commissioner Ross says the accused started crying as soon as he was freed from the escalator and kept repeating “Why did I do it? Whoop!”

 

Mr Franklin and his wife, Janet Willis, were coming back from the Chicken when they took an express escalator to reach their apartment on the 2nd floor.

On their way up, the escalator unexpectedly stopped, and the couple was stranded.

Mr Franklin says he hit the alarm and waited, but nothing happened. He investigated his surroundings, but there was no warning text and no escalator emergency phone.

Since they didn’t have their cell phones with them, the couple had no way of reaching the outside world.

Hours went by and no one came. Starting to get desperate, the 300-lb man tried to pry the floor open, planning to climb down the escalator shaft like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Instead, he was met with a solid concrete wall with the number 13 stenciled on it.

Being on an express escalator, there was no opening for the floors that weren’t served, and Mr. Franklin found himself facing 1/4 floors of solid concrete shaft.

 

[https://worldnewsdailyreport]

The couple were stuck on an express escalator, and the shaft had no access to the lower floors.

 

The couple could do nothing but stand there for the rest of the afternoon. And into the night. And then overnight. Then all day the next day.

After about 48 hours, Mr Franklin says he was suffering from severe dehydration and began fearing for his life.

According to his lawyer, Darrel Hunter, Bruce Franklin had no other choice than to kill his wife and ingest her flesh and blood if he wanted to survive.

Mr Hunter says his client is in fact a victim and that Ms Willis’ death was caused by the negligence of the residential building’s security staff.

Despite his lawyer’s claims, Mr Franklin now faces a total of 14 charges, including second degree murder and cannibalism. He could face up to 75 years in prison.

 

 

 

 

 

Damn, good to see you boy.....

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Guess you didn't donate a couple of bucks to GoFundMe for his bail like the rest of us did.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

3 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Guess you didn't donate a couple of bucks to GoFundMe for his bail like the rest of us did.

Bout tree-fiddy.

[OU Sucks 8906]

aggy posters saying no one watches B12 games here:
https://247sports.com/Article/Zachary-Evans-recruitment-college-football-recruiting-profile-133930204/

Someone chimes in, saying Texas had 2 of the top 10 viewed games, and tamu2017 replies with cold hard facts:

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Xterminator5 hrs

ChrisH561 said... (original post)

Not surprising he doesn’t watch college football given his interest in A&M

Not trying to be an asshole but no one watches your team either. You’re in the Big 12! Games are barely televised and the ones that do make it no one find what channel it’s on. I’ll leave out the fact that last season was the first time in almost a decade you had a decent team. If you’re going to throw stones....

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tamu20174 hrs

Zacharychelsie said... (original post)

Xterminator said... Not trying to be an ******** but no one watches your ...

We played Clemson and LSU for considered the best games of last year. Last years class wasn’t better than ours actually....... I mean if you want to count the cheating y’all did for Bru than sure. Your amazing linebacker and running back will likely never play again for medical issues either..... Goodluck though beating Kansas this year. That 7 point win was awesome.

 

[deft 6875]

Who in the blue fuck considers aggy/LSU 2018 game as one of the best other than aggy?

[RomaVicta 29967]

1 minute ago, deft said:

Who in the blue fuck considers aggy/LSU 2018 game as one of the best other than aggy?

The game announcers went nuts over it, so it's official. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Goodluck though beating Kansas this year. That 7 point win was awesome.

was it as good as A&M's 7 pt win over 2-10 Arkansas?

[TrashMaster G 17588]

13 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

was it as good as A&M's 7 pt win over 2-10 Arkansas?

SEC, bruh!

[Machinator 32099]

 

[deft 6875]

Even his dad wasn’t sec tough enuff

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

44 minutes ago, deft said:

Even his dad wasn’t sec tough enuff

A&M chased Les Miles out of the SEC, he was scareda them

[Zavala 1384]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy posters saying no one watches B12 games here:
https://247sports.com/Article/Zachary-Evans-recruitment-college-football-recruiting-profile-133930204/

Someone chimes in, saying Texas had 2 of the top 10 viewed games, and tamu2017 replies with cold hard facts:

  

Thanks for doing the quotes from that garbage site it's impossible to read though the comments. 

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

28 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Thanks for doing the quotes from that garbage site it's impossible to read though the comments. 

Now come on.  You know better than to click on that crap.

[Longboard Horn 40432]

[Machinator 32099]

[RomaVicta 29967]

[Machinator 32099]

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

Lol at them feigning outrage on lack of self awareness from UT fans. 

This, coming from them is really rich. There’s a reason every other fan base views them as total unaware dorks, and their SECSECSEC “brethren” are starting to catch on. 

Edited July 30, 2019 by CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL

[C-Man 27254]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Tex Pete 20430]

52 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is hilarious! I haven’t seen a single poster seriously say we’re going to win the championship this year. By the way, dipshit, we won 10 games last year. Everything that fucktard just ranted about is 100% true of their mouthbreathing fan base. 

Newsflash: we have actually seen our team win a national championship. Some of our fans have even witnessed multiple Longhorn championships. Your grandfathers weren’t even born when aggy won your lonely championship in the pre-face mask era. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I haven’t seen a single poster seriously say we’re going to win the championship this year.

It has been pointed out several times that while the depth is not there to be serious about it, the possibility now exists that if all chips fell right, and no major injuries to any starters happen, and a few lucky bounces of the ball occur, the talent is there in the starting 22 to compete with any of the likely playoff teams.

That, in the ear of the aggy beholder, equates to our entire fan base drooling with hubris and clamoring to get the t-shirts printed already.

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Every accusation is a confession w/ those mouth-breathers. 

[ztejas 43528]

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

Wait... let's recap. Since 2002, Texas has won a national championship, played for another one, won a rose, sugar and fiesta bowl, had multiple Heisman finalists, multiple Thorpe award winners, a 2,000 yard rusher, and a true sophomore QB go for 41 total touchdowns to 5 picks.

And this is including probably the worst 8 year stretch in program history. 

But Texas is delusional. Right, aggy. 

[markstanco 12586]

That's not really helping his argument.

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Wait... let's recap. Since 2002, Texas has won a national championship, played for another one, won a rose, sugar and fiesta bowl, had multiple Heisman finalists, multiple Thorpe award winners, a 2,000 yard rusher, and a true sophomore QB go for 41 total touchdowns to 5 picks.

And this is including probably the worst 8 year stretch in program history. 

But Texas is delusional. Right, aggy. 

Yeah but they beat Bama that one time...

[Armybrat 40873]

And crushed lsu in the best game ever for the..... longest referee gift championship.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Most people don't realize just how bad he aggy education is until they try to have a conversation with an aggy. They simply aren't taught how to think critically, or to research any facts.

[Deej 76897]

Difficult to keep a cult running if you teach your members critical thinking skills. 

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Wait... let's recap. Since 2002, Texas has won a national championship, played for another one, won a rose, sugar and fiesta bowl, had multiple Heisman finalists, multiple Thorpe award winners, a 2,000 yard rusher, and a true sophomore QB go for 41 total touchdowns to 5 picks.

And this is including probably the worst 8 year stretch in program history. 

But Texas is delusional. Right, aggy. 

Also won as many CWS championships as aggy has won Omaha games in the history of the program 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah but they beat Bama that one time...

Since A&M jerned the SEC, they's beat Alabama and LSU! Can t.u. say that, no it caint, that's why we's national champaship contenders and y'all aint! can any program that ain't in the SEC say that, wail who cares I say the answer's no

[DFW Horn 6154]

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It has been pointed out several times that while the depth is not there to be serious about it, the possibility now exists that if all chips fell right, and no major injuries to any starters happen, and a few lucky bounces of the ball occur, the talent is there in the starting 22 to compete with any of the likely playoff teams.

That, in the ear of the aggy beholder, equates to our entire fan base drooling with hubris and clamoring to get the t-shirts printed already.

All we's gotta do is fill-in-the-blank for Corch Jumbo.

Edited July 30, 2019 by DFW Horn