Tell Me About Texas a&m

[sushihorn 3,233]

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why are the ags so obsessed with us still?  Don't they have some big new and improved rival in the SEC?  Why don't they post pictures of upside-down LSU gear, or upside-down Ole Miss gear, or whatever?  Surely they no longer need to be the anti-Texas in order to validate themselves... right?

 

Wait. You mean it's not just magazine covers?

[Scholz 11,956]

20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why are the ags so obsessed with us still?  

They hate us more than they like themselves. Not an exaggeration or cliche.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

35 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

joke is on him because soon thereafter his manager made him put them all back, then clean out the toilets as punishment

he shops at Target because he can use any bathroom of his choice

I probably fucked up his pronouns, but not as bad as his parents fucked up raising him

[Cody2422 279]

Congrats man, sure the worker making minimum wage appreciates your humor.  

[Carl Spackler 3,502]

58 minutes ago, texifornia said:

[SHOOTER12 8,826]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

They hate us more than they like themselves. Not an exaggeration or cliche.

Absolutely 100% truth....

[OrangEngr 1,035]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Jokes on him. He just made all the coat hangers look like right side up longhorns. Zero sum game

[Hagbard Celine 10,913]

19 hours ago, Horndog said:

I guess they don't want to be there. 

That's right you stupid sips!!

/dammit horndog beat me to it - best layup in this thread and it took 15 hours for someone to nail it.... tsk tsk we have go to get in form!!  it's go time people!

[C-Man 27,255]

That dipshit has procreated.

[Modessit 5,603]

Jokes on him. He just made all the coat hangers look like right side up longhorns. Zero sum game

That was my first thought too.

[TrashMaster G 17,592]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

They hate us more than they like themselves. Not an exaggeration or cliche.

Which is saying something,  cuz they are goddamned impressed with themselves 

[texaslong 678]

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which is saying something,  cuz they are goddamned impressed with themselves 

Nicest people you’ll ever meet. Just ask them and they’ll tell you.

[Deej 76,902]

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Nicest people you’ll ever meet. Just ask them and they'll show you how to get to their stadium from the parking lot 

fify

[TexasMan 10,980]

 

[Armybrat 40,888]

Whiskey sam must be drinking the Koolaid instead of his username. Lol

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

18 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

If my math is right, P5 wins during that time are:

Texas - 42

aggy - 36

[Chad 1,728]

 

Okay, who wants to enlighten him?

[Armybrat 40,888]

6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

If my math is right, P5 wins during that time are:

Texas - 42

aggy - 36

How many FCS cupcake wins for each school?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

It has now been one week since I lived amongst the cult. Here is the primary cultural difference I have noticed so far:

A seriously impossible to overstate reduction in the number of loudmouthed fat-asses I encounter on a daily basis.

I mean, every college on Earth can cherry-pick their student body to find a few attractive people of either/any gender, and that includes aggy. Nevertheless, any random sampling at Northgate will include a statistically healthy plurality of incredibly unhealthy lard-butts, from the student population, faculty, staff, and employees of the various businesses associated with the university.

UNC looks a lot like UT Austin in many ways, but I have to admit, my first approximation is a probability that they are in general somewhat healthier.

Compared to aggy, though, and the difference is stark.

If aggy wants to bring back bonfire, my recommendation is a liposuction drive, with the donations lit by their burning desire not to exceed the weight limit on most freight elevators. Not sure the flames would subside before the next year's event, though. Even 2% compliance would be a shitload of farmer blubber.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It has now been one week since I lived amongst the cult. Here is the primary cultural difference I have noticed so far:

A seriously impossible to overstate reduction in the number of loudmouthed fat-asses I encounter on a daily basis.

I mean, every college on Earth can cherry-pick their student body to find a few attractive people of either/any gender, and that includes aggy. Nevertheless, any random sampling at Northgate will include a statistically healthy plurality of incredibly unhealthy lard-butts, from the student population, faculty, staff, and employees of the various businesses associated with the university.

UNC looks a lot like UT Austin in many ways, but I have to admit, my first approximation is a probability that they are in general somewhat healthier.

Compared to aggy, though, and the difference is stark.

If aggy wants to bring back bonfire, my recommendation is a liposuction drive, with the donations lit by their burning desire not to exceed the weight limit on most freight elevators. Not sure the flames would subside before the next year's event, though. Even 2% compliance would be a shitload of farmer blubber.

Now you are somewhere other than College Station, is it the same?

Do the mentally retarded in other parts of the country wear maroon, squeeze their testicles in public, insist their fake military costumes qualify as active duty military, and generally act like redneck pieces of crap, or is this behavior only predominantly found in Texas?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

57 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Now you are somewhere other than College Station, is it the same?

Do the mentally retarded in other parts of the country wear maroon, squeeze their testicles in public, insist their fake military costumes qualify as active duty military, and generally act like redneck pieces of crap, or is this behavior only predominantly found in Texas?

The people of Walmart in central North Carolina do not seem noticeably more intelligent than their Brazos Valley counterparts, but they are clearly more hygienic, polite, and devoid of maroon. I have seen no crotch grabbing nor heard any whooping.

[Armybrat 40,888]

Congratulations on your liberation from Deliverance-on-the-Brazos.

[tbone_ 14,150]

I'm not sure I'd move there for Jimbo money.

[Harrison Stafford 3,336]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It has now been one week since I lived amongst the cult. Here is the primary cultural difference I have noticed so far:

A seriously impossible to overstate reduction in the number of loudmouthed fat-asses I encounter on a daily basis.

I mean, every college on Earth can cherry-pick their student body to find a few attractive people of either/any gender, and that includes aggy. Nevertheless, any random sampling at Northgate will include a statistically healthy plurality of incredibly unhealthy lard-butts, from the student population, faculty, staff, and employees of the various businesses associated with the university.

UNC looks a lot like UT Austin in many ways, but I have to admit, my first approximation is a probability that they are in general somewhat healthier.

Compared to aggy, though, and the difference is stark.

If aggy wants to bring back bonfire, my recommendation is a liposuction drive, with the donations lit by their burning desire not to exceed the weight limit on most freight elevators. Not sure the flames would subside before the next year's event, though. Even 2% compliance would be a shitload of farmer blubber.

I'm still among them....even wore one of my burnt orange UT t-shirts out to lunch today and got the usual stares.   Somebody's gotta do the missionary work.

[Bigpoppapump 532]

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I'm not sure I'd move there for Jimbo money.

I second, creating a thread of pure repetition that states I would not move to college Station (proper capitalization, the station is lit), for $75 mill.

[C-Man 27,255]

44 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

I second, creating a thread of pure repetition that states I would not move to college Station (proper capitalization, the station is lit), for $75 mill.

Assuming I had that contract, I'd take the money and go over there and do fuck-all for a year and have them fire my ass after a winless season.

[DFW Horn 6,184]

3 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I'm still among them....even wore one of my burnt orange UT t-shirts out to lunch today and got the usual stares.   Somebody's gotta do the missionary work.

Soooo.....doggy is out of the question?

[TreatyOak 16,417]

14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Soooo.....doggy is out of the question?

 

[msucolt45 4,067]

Fng aggy !!! I work along side so many of those d bags, that it’s almost comical. Every time they go past my office area, full of Longhorn memorabilia, they hang their heads in shame!

I never have to hear their “Whoops” during meetings. Yes - I added the “S”! I set them straight years ago!

[The University 851]

lol

[Wishbone 4,779]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The people of Walmart in central North Carolina do not seem noticeably more intelligent than their Brazos Valley counterparts, but they are clearly more hygienic, polite, and devoid of maroon. I have seen no crotch grabbing nor heard any whooping.

I had no idea of the actual level of suffering you and yours were dealing with during your sentence until your liberation and subsequent posts. It makes me a bit…verklempt.

[Wishbone 4,779]

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I'm not sure I'd move there for Jimbo money.

Don’t think he doesn’t consider that himself now that he’s immersed.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I had no idea of the actual level of suffering you and yours were dealing with during your sentence until your liberation and subsequent posts. It makes me a bit…verklempt.

To be honest, I feel like a moron for not having left sooner. There were reasons, but looking back, I tolerated a lot of aggy bullshit for no other reason than the fact that I was just used to it.

[Wishbone 4,779]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

To be honest, I feel like a moron for not having left sooner. There were reasons, but looking back, I tolerated a lot of aggy bullshit for no other reason than the fact that I was just used to it.

And, coupled with your comment about getting used to it, I can imagine the idea of a move hassle tends to lend to a bit of procrastination. Congrats on your move, sir.

[TexasMan 10,980]

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

once the kid figures out what a pathetic abject lie #3 is, it's going to call into question how much he can trust you on #1 and #2

Lulz. Still tryin to pass eh aggy.

[sushihorn 3,233]

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)

A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

To be honest, I feel like a moron for not having left sooner. There were reasons, but looking back, I tolerated a lot of aggy bullshit for no other reason than the fact that I was just used to it.

You in Chapel Hill?

You 123 miles from the nearest JITB.

Congrats on your Great Escape.

[The University 851]

that's fucking rich. 

"hunnert year dercision you stopid sip!"

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)
A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!
https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

How pathetic. Wonder which conference these incel wankers jump to next since the SEC SEC SEC am so meanies.

[Longboard Horn 40,492]

23 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

37 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)
A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!
https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

How pathetic. Wonder which conference these incel wankers jump to next since the SEC SEC SEC am so meanies.

They'll go independent and add independent conference champions on their wall every year. The "hall of champions" will be filled with participation trophies!

[Wishbone 4,779]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They'll go independent and add independent conference champions on their wall every year. The "hall of champions" will be filled with participation trophies!

Their zipper isn’t long enough to ever consider going independent. 

[TexMexBuddha 988]

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)

A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

Holy shit. aggy butthurt by mean 'ole SEC Rant. That whole fan base is cucked. Getting slapped by MeeMaw's ovaries not enough for them I guess.

I love the dissenting responses: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/i-leave-for-a-short-amount-of-time-and-aggy-goes-on-strike/84880347/

[Chopper 17,244]

9 hours ago, sushihorn said:

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)

A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

I've been reading that thread and trying to understand what it's about. Apparently aggy is butthurt because rant posters have been giving them grief that they've been getting their asses kicked in recruiting for the past couple weeks. The aggy response is to boycott the board because their secx3 brethren haven't been standing up for them. Such bitches. They need their safe space. 

Edited August 18, 2019 by Chopper

[Henry Hill 3,156]

10 hours ago, sushihorn said:

I went to SEC Rant to check the pulse of LSU fans on the upcoming game.  Found aggy talking boycott of the entire site since they are so put upon (poooooor aggyyyyyyyyyy!)

A Day Without aggy.  That will show them how important we are!  Woop!

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/proposed-moratorium-on-rant-posting/84859405/

So nobody in the Big XII liked aggy then and nobody in the SEC!SEC!SEC! likes aggy now? Sounds about par for the course. They did beat Bama that one time though.

[TrashMaster G 17,592]

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

So nobody in the Big XII liked aggy then and nobody in the SEC!SEC!SEC! likes aggy now? Sounds about par for the course. They did beat Bama that one time though.

And they will remain convinced that everybody else is the problem.

[sushihorn 3,233]

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

So nobody in the Big XII liked aggy then and nobody in the SEC!SEC!SEC! likes aggy now? Sounds about par for the course. They did beat Bama that one time though.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I've been reading that thread and trying to understand what it's about. Apparently aggy is butthurt because rant posters have been giving them grief that they've been getting their asses kicked in recruiting for the past couple weeks. The aggy response is to boycott the board because their secx3 brethren haven't been standing up for them. Such bitches. They need their safe space. 

It’s glorious. There isn’t a big bunch of pussies in college football than aggy. Truly.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

12 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

On 8/16/2019 at 4:09 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

once the kid figures out what a pathetic abject lie #3 is, it's going to call into question how much he can trust you on #1 and #2

Lulz. Still tryin to pass eh aggy.

Fuck off, cocksucker

[bluto 4,942]

Went to a live recording of The Solid Verbal podcast in Dallas last night. Q&A session after the recording, every question asked by the audience was about the podcast/CFB landscape/or the asker’s own team.... except the aggy (class of 87) who asked if the LHN will be a business school case study for failed media investments and how it killed the big 12.

The hosts pretty much called him out for why he’s asking Bc all aggy ever claims is they’re in a better place and that Tx got their cash so it’s certainly not a failure on their end.