Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8285]

On 8/30/2019 at 1:57 PM, C-Man said:

So the aggy boycott of SECRant is over? That didn't last long.

Correct....they all showed up yesterday to make fun of Texas and root for lsu.

[Deej 76961]

On 8/30/2019 at 3:12 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

But as the color analyst repeated on multiple occasions: “he was throwing the ball into mailboxes”

So aggy has prepped him for a career for when he leaves.

[msucolt45 4082]

Only aggy, with their cupcake four buy-a-wins, has to win two conference games to be bowl eligible. Crow about that aggy!

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 8/30/2019 at 3:02 PM, Randolph Duke said:

Has anyone seen the fake "bestest experience EVAR for a visiting fan" letter yet?

those should be great given that Texas State's fans are all, you know, Texans who one would presume to already be aware of A&M and all its peculiarities

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

[Horn80 6135]

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

[Guest Lobo]

Well at least I know you won't be giving that cliche interview after he takes himself and his family out in December: "He was a nice guy, kept to himself.  Seemed normal to me."  

For once a neighbor can be transparent, "Yeah, he was fucking insane.  Signs were everywhere!"  

[TrashMaster G 17630]

35 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

Scary that people that dumb are allowed to walk around free.

[markstanco 12629]

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

When he votes, his vote counts the same as yours.

[tbone_ 14191]

When he votes, his vote counts the same as yours.

Therein lies the inherent problem with democracy.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21948]

When he votes, his vote counts the same as yours.

Chances are he doesn’t know how to

[markstanco 12629]

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

After thinking about this, you should place a bet. $100 if clempson loses, and $100 on the 2 year thing. See if he really believes this or is simply talking shit (he is).

[Horn80 6135]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

55 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

After thinking about this, you should place a bet. $100 if clempson loses, and $100 on the 2 year thing. See if he really believes this or is simply talking shit (he is).

Rather mock him for his stupid comments than collect $200.  Aggy humiliation and anguish is priceless.

[Guest Lobo]

31 minutes ago, markstanco said:

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

When he votes, his vote counts the same as yours.

Thankfully, the fucking idiot only gets a self-declared vote for the 1927 National Championship in football.  He was told once, jokingly, he cannot vote in any public elections.  And has thankfully adhered to that suggestion.  

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I realize I am going to regret asking this, but is this photo real? If so, is there an explanation that makes this image not an aggie band homage to the ol’twig and berries? 

That's NOT the UC Davis band you twit.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

it's too big?

Suck it aggy boy.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

THERE AIN'T NO TURDITION BETTER'N WHEN THE FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE BAND DOTS THE "I" IN SCRIPT "TEXAS A&M"!!!!!!

Fuck off aggy.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Probably sheepdick

Ahem

[MrPhlegm 3413]

yeah I don't know a lot about mules but I've been led to believe something different about them, anatomically 

Whatever looch

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Jesus,  I just took a look over at SECRant and it's amazing how the Aggys over there are trying to create an alternate universe.  Some of those fucking dipshits over there are buying it.
It's like a bizarro world 

aggy not "Aggys". Like sheep and shrimp, aggy is both plural and singular and being a parody of t.u. is NEVER capitalized. Amazing what aggy do? You don't get around much do you. This gaslighting is aggy sop. You need to quit letting the aggy Swanny suck your dick and get a life.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Even in 5039 that will be their only one. 

Fify

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

No worry, folks. Phlegm is on the job. Took his Adderall and cocaine this evening, apparently  

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy neighbor predicted before start of season that aggy will beat Clemson and Herman will be fired in two years.  

Sorry to hear about your property value.

[markstanco 12629]

Rather mock him for his stupid comments than collect $200.  Aggy humiliation and anguish is priceless.

You are way nicer than me.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21948]

I’d burn down his house and fuck his wife, but that’s just me

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

No worry, folks. Phlegm is on the job. Took his Adderall and cocaine this evening, apparently  

Hurricane's hooking right. Life is good in Florida, baby.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

43 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Hurricane's hooking right. Life is good in Florida, baby.

Can't hate on the man. He doesn't even know his limits yet. I'm curious how far it will go. 

[markstanco 12629]

Hurricane's hooking right. Life is good in Florida, baby.

I'm seeing that too now. That's awesome, this storm is terrible.

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Sorry to hear about your property value.

And his fence.

[Longboard Horn 40554]

On 8/30/2019 at 12:13 PM, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Liucci’s sock?

[Horn80 6135]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’d burn down his house and fuck his wife, but that’s just me

The slow blade cuts deepest so,  I will  just chant SEC, SEC, with every aggy loss this season.  Thought he might injury himself after the Texas Sugar Bowl win last year.  Texas stole his thunder for aggy bowl game win and he’s been fuming since.  

[Armybrat 40924]

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Chances are he doesn’t know how to

He hangs his chads.

[deadshank 24653]

 

10 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Rather mock him for his stupid comments than collect $200.  Aggy humiliation and anguish is priceless.

Being completely oblivious to reality and shameless, aggy is impervious to humiliation or anguish. 

Take the $200.00.  Easy money. Clubbing baby seals type of easy. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I’d burn down his house and fuck his wife, but that’s just me

You fuck sheep?

[Rabidhorn 121]

Herman will have a National title when Dumbo gets fired in 2021.

[Chad 1728]

I lol'd!

 

[Landomatic 3813]

Poor aggy...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3055459

[C-Man 27285]

32 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Poor aggy...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3055459

This GIF will never not be appropriate when talking about those idiots.

Edited September 2, 2019 by C-Man

[DaysOff 7977]

These pussies will do everything possible to back out of this game by Thursday 'for safety' reasons.

[Horn80 6135]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

This, and get it in writing. Aggy has a very selective memory. He will end up not only denying he ever said those things, but he will spin it as to how he was actually correct.

Example:

Aggy loses by 21 points to Clemson = aggy should have and nearly did win. Refs and BOMC fucked em.

Herman wins an MNC in the next 2 years = He is now looking for a better college job or is certain to take an NFL job 

Truth

[Moby Ric 2058]

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re: Tough call for Aggies.Who do you root for this weekend,LSU or UT?Posted on 9/2/19 at 8:14 am to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer

Is it going to be weird to watch stepdad and biological dad go at it?

[C-Man 27285]

51 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Poor aggy...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3055459

Somebody send aggy an atlas. Clemson is nearly 250 miles from the coast. It's closer to Atlanta than the Atlantic.

[tejas60 3535]

yeah, burnt orange #2 probably has a better chance of fucking up gameday than Dorian

 

 

Edited September 2, 2019 by tejas60

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Somebody send aggy an atlas. Clemson is nearly 250 miles from the coast. It's closer to Atlanta than the Atlantic.

Why even bother to try to educate an aggy? It is a wasted effort. If it isn't going to help them reach their individual goal in life (to marry an obese tub of lard, move to a tract home in Katy, and pollute the state with redneck crotch fruit with IQs barely above room temperature) aggys will never pay attention to anything you try to teach them. Don't believe me? Ask any professor at A&M.

Instead of sending an atlas, tell them you have inside information that ESPN is trying to keep secret and you know there is an extremely good chance Game Day will be at the A&M/ Clemson game this weekend. If not at A&M/Clemson, then in College Station the next weekend for A&M/Lamar. Tell them you personally spoke to a high ranking ESPN insider and the thought of A&M extending their complete dominance of Lone Star state football by adding Lamar to the list of A&M wins over Texas teams has all of ESPN excited as hell. With aggy adding Lamar to their previous wins over Rice, UTEP, SMU, UTSA, Texas State (all big-boys teams if there ever was one), ESPN is completely stunned with how A&M has shown they own the state of Texas.

Tell every aggy you speak with three of the biggest games ESPN has scheduled this entire season involve A&M and they are Texas aggys against the South Carolina Tigers, against the Alabama Tigers, and against the Louisiana Tigers.

Fighting Texas aggy football. Whoop!

Edited September 2, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[Machinator 32099]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

there's their excuse

[C-Man 27285]

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

[texasstrong12 4668]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

After Texas State the left side of their OL probably shouldn't be talking. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

and there's their other excuse

[Moby Ric 2058]

30 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

and there's their other excuse

Don't fret, there is still more to come.  Spread is 17 in favor of Clemson.  I am taking that all day.