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18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy Waffle House infatuation is driven purely by its desire to keep up with its SEC brethren. They won’t be happy until they beat the 29 locations in Athens
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That could almost be substituted for a map of "cases of incest per 1,000 residents", but Texas wouldn't be as red, and Oklahoma and Arkansas would match Georgia.

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Waffle House is fucking disgusting.

Waffle House is great, and all kinds of people go there.

When my girls were 7 & 4 we were eating breakfast for dinner at the counter at the Waffle House by the airport, next to the La Quinta, and a woman sits down next to my older daughter and orders a cup of coffee. She was one of those women you see waiting for a phone call near the La Quinta. She wears short shorts in winter, and she carries very large, shiny purse with fringe.

So anyway we happily eat our dinner and she sadly drinks her coffee and the girls talk to me and eventually she gets the call. She gets up to leave and my kid stops her and says “Ma’am, sorry to bother you. I really like your purse.”

And the woman stops and her eyes fill with tears and she sort of chokes out the words “thank you,” and rushes out.

You don’t get that at Snooze.
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53 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Waffle House is great, and all kinds of people go there.

When my girls were 7 & 4 we were eating breakfast for dinner at the counter at the Waffle House by the airport, next to the La Quinta, and a woman sits down next to my older daughter and orders a cup of coffee. She was one of those women you see waiting for a phone call near the La Quinta. She wears short shorts in winter, and she carries very large, shiny purse with fringe.

So anyway we happily eat our dinner and she sadly drinks her coffee and the girls talk to me and eventually she gets the call. She gets up to leave and my kid stops her and says “Ma’am, sorry to bother you. I really like your purse.”

And the woman stops and her eyes fill with tears and she sort of chokes out the words “thank you,” and rushes out.

You don’t get that at Snooze.

 So? What did you get for $20?  Half and half?

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Sydney: "You're making a mountain out of a molehill."
Randy: "MOUNTAIN (N) a natural elevation of the earth's surface rising more or less abruptly to a summit, and attaining an altitude greater than that of a hill, usually greater than 2000 feet (610 meters). 
A mountain is a large landform that rises above the surrounding land in a limited area, usually in the form of a peak.[1] A mountain is generally steeper than a hill. Mountains are formed through tectonic forces or volcanism. These forces can locally raise the surface of the earth. Mountains erode slowly through the action of rivers, weather conditions, and glaciers. A few mountains are isolated summits, but most occur in huge mountain ranges.
High elevations on mountains produce colder climates than at sea level. These colder climates strongly affect the ecosystems of mountains: different elevations have different plants and animals. Because of the less hospitable terrain and climate, mountains tend to be used less for agriculture and more for resource extraction and recreation, such as mountain climbing.
The highest mountain on Earth is Mount Everest in the Himalayas of Asia, whose summit is 8,850 m (29,035 ft) above mean sea level. The highest known mountain on any planet in the Solar System is Olympus Mons on Mars at 21,171 m (69,459 ft)."
Sydney: "I don't need you to explain to ME what a mountain is, I'm telling you you're making too big a deal out of something trivial, it's just a figure of speech."
Randy: "A figure of speech is figurative language in the form of a single word or phrase. It can be a special repetition, arrangement or omission of words with literal meaning, or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words.[dubious – discuss] Figures of speech often provide emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use, as figures of speech can introduce an ambiguity between literal and figurative interpretation."
Sydney: "Jesus Christ you idiot."
Phlegm: "I'M WACKY!"
Phlegm: "I'M ZANY!"
Phlegm: "LOOK AT HOW WACKY AND ZANY I CAN BE! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!"
Phlegm: "WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!"
Randy: "Jesus (c. 4 BC – c. AD 30 / 33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth and Jesus Christ,[f] was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader.[12] He is the central figure of Christianity. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.[13][14]
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically,[g] although the quest for the historical Jesus has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the Jesus portrayed in the Bible reflects the historical Jesus.[21][h] Jesus was a Galilean Jew[12] of Judea who was baptized by John the Baptist and began his own ministry. He preached orally[24] and was often referred to as "rabbi".[25] Jesus debated with fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables and gathered followers.[26][27] He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities,[28] turned over to the Roman government, and crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect.[26] After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the early Church.[29]"
Nice cut and paste job aggy boy.

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I got the joke.
The level of aggy cluelessness just stuns me at times.
A&M develops maroon carrots, UT gets awarded a $1B+ no-bid Pentagon contract to conduct highly classified military research.
A&M gets training flights over their stadium on game days and UT gets the U.S. Army Futures Command command requesting to be able to locate their HQ offices in the same UT building where the UT Regents have their offices, and specifically stating their decision to locate the command in Austin was in no small part based on the intellectual capital associated with UT Austin
Rick Perry throws some government welfare toward A&M in the form of the Los Alamos contract, but is only able to do so with the caveat that UC Berkley and Battelle actually make all the meaningful decisions and the aggys just sit in the corner and don't touch a thing.
As you well know, I could go on, and on, and on.
When the defense of our country calls for dweebs in silly 1890s cavalry costumes yelling at our enemies to not walk on "sacred grass" and to remove their hats, I am sure the President will take the silly aggy fake army fraternity off reserve status and call them to active duty. Until then....
 
ahem, aggy DID NOT invent maroon carrots. Carrots started out maroon, the Dutch

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RedassRyan Sep 6, 2019 8:39am

 

No. No no no no no no no! Those arrogant, holier-than-thou socialists in Austin still, TO THIS DAY, continue to refer to A&M as "Little Brother" and "Aggy" even though A&M, as an institution, is older, larger, and more highly rated than our counterparts in LaLaLand-Austin. If our SEC brethren are scheduling 'sips as opponents, perhaps it is not because of their vaunted ranking, but because they are synonymous with a big payout for little effort. Texas is not "back"...they just have ESPIN as a marketing team. It matters not what USED to be...it matters what WILL be. Who will we be. Will we be forever looking back or moving forward? The divorce has been final for a looong time. Let's not start dating again.



No, aggy, we don't refer to aggy as "Aggy" we refer to aggy as "aggy".

Yo aggy swanny, this is why we refer to you aggy as aggy, it exposes y'all's massive butthurt. Whoop eh.
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I have never understood the Aggie Waffle House fascination.  A Waffle House is where you go if you are young, drunk and/or poor.  It has it's place...but it most certainly is not a feather in the cap of any city or even neighborhood.
Now I guess that College Station is so Shitty that it doesn't even have a Shitty Waffle House is noteworthy, but the entire Waffle House discussion is basically saying "Look at us, we are a little less shitty now!"
Aggies could give a shit about Waffle House. They all too far west and sane to give a shit about Waffle House.

aggy on the other hand in their 'minds' are NOT REALLY part of SEC SEC SEC until they have a Waffle House in the shithole College Station.

Thus the aggy obsession with waffle house.

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ahem, aggy DID NOT invent maroon carrots. Carrots started out maroon, the Dutch

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aggypedia is always your friend.

Carrots were first discovered prior to 900AD in present day Afghanistan. In their original state, they were maroon in color. 

Fast forward 1000 years and our present day aggys spent untold hours of effort and millions of research dollars to produce....maroon carrots. 

The joke is how aggys deliver nothing to society other than to roll back human progress. Just look to what they have done to negate advances in indoor plumbing on their campus. And architecture. And higher education.

That being said, beware of guardrails. And large piles of wood. 

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aggypedia is always your friend.
Carrots were first discovered prior to 900AD in present day Afghanistan. In their original state, they were maroon in color. 
Fast forward 1000 years and our present day aggys spent untold hours of effort and millions of research dollars to produce....maroon carrots. 
The joke is how aggys deliver nothing to society other than to roll back human progress. Just look to what they have done to negate advances in indoor plumbing on their campus. And architecture. And higher education.
That being said, beware of guardrails. And large piles of wood. 
Dude, I knew all that long before aggypeedia.

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So in watching GameDay, I started to think about the possibility of it returning for TX/OU. It appears as if the only other game that could be a match is Bama at aggy.  We really, REALLY need Clemson not to shit the bed today.  It's not so much that I, personally, care about GameDay; however, I don't want aggy to have the satisfaction of hosting it.

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

So in watching GameDay, I started to think about the possibility of it returning for TX/OU. It appears as if the only other game that could be a match is Bama at aggy.  We really, REALLY need Clemson not to shit the bed today.  It's not so much that I, personally, care about GameDay; however, I don't want aggy to have the satisfaction of hosting it.

Hell, I'd enjoy seeing all the idiocy emanating from there live.  Thousands of aggy redasses with camera shoved in their faces?

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Ones take on the food is of course subjective, and depends on what you believe is a quick cheap breakfast. But, as I know a guy who made his bones owning a dozen of them. And I can tell you they are a solid investment. 

His franchises are always neat as a pin and he is very selective when it comes to whom he brings in to manage each franchise. 

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From Loochy's chat earlier in the week:

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How bad will it get for Tennessee this year? 

Can it actually get any worse? Imagine what a terrible feeling to know as a fan or decision-maker at a major university that your head coach simply is not the guy to win a conference or national title before said coach is two games into his second season? Welcome to Knoxville and Tallahassee.

...and College Station.

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