Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 hours ago, dcar00 said:

jesus christ, how many times do we have to say that we don't give a shit where our band sits for away games?

or explain the 3,000 ticket thing

I don't even know why we're supposed to care how many tickets a visiting team gets. 5,000 out of 100,000 is OK, but 3,000 is ZOMG ONLY 3000???!?!?? Either is a drop in the bucket and if your fans really care, they'll be buying up secondary market tickets anyway. 

[Valmy77 13273]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

no offense, Walden, but I think the vast majority of people think women walking around in public swinging dildos for any reason, let alone trying to make a ham-fisted political point, is fucking weird, same as Aggies grabbing their junk in public

Sure but it is not a tradition. It is something that happened once several years ago and was hardly some big deal. Weirder shit happens every day.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Sure but it is not a tradition.

yeah, we have to do it twice to claim that, I think

[Leanderman 2274]

Walden, the real reason for the nut grabbing is simple. They will only let their partners place their lips on certain parts of their bodies. They just cannot have total random strangers doing it...….wait what am I saying?

[Hank Chinaski 6321]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

no offense, Walden, but I think the vast majority of people think women walking around in public swinging dildos for any reason, let alone trying to make a ham-fisted political point, is fucking weird, same as Aggies grabbing their junk in public

Maybe it's a little "weird" - but weird in the way that it may be a conversation topic for a day or two. It's not nearly weird enough for anyone to still be talking about it years later and pretending that it is some sort of shame on the university. It's not anywhere close to being that weird. 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Hank Chinaski

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Maybe it's a little "weird" - but weird in the way that it may be a conversations topic for a day or two. It's not nearly weird enough for anyone to still be talking about it years later and pretending that it is some sort of shame on the university. It's not anywhere close to being that weird. 

it's weird to aggy because it was out in public instead of contained within the corps dorm walls    

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Maybe it's a little "weird" - but weird in the way that it may be a conversations topic for a day or two. It's not nearly weird enough for anyone to still be talking about it years later and pretending that it is some sort of shame on the university. It's not anywhere close to being that weird. 

Good point. They've never understood the concept of "freedom of expression". Since A&M's culture is one of monochromatic conformity, they assume that anything they see on our campus must be indicative of what we all think, since that's likely true of most of what you see on their campus.

[sushihorn 3233]

14 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Good point. They've never understood the concept of "freedom of expression". Since A&M's culture is one of monochromatic conformity, they assume that anything they see on our campus must be indicative of what we all think, since that's likely true of most of what you see on their campus.

It's normal totalitarian thinking:

"Everything not required is strictly forbidden."

[NeverMarryAStripper 21926]

24 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Maybe it's a little "weird" - but weird in the way that it may be a conversation topic for a day or two. It's not nearly weird enough for anyone to still be talking about it years later and pretending that it is some sort of shame on the university. It's not anywhere close to being that weird. 

It's not nearly as weird as 100,000 people congregating into one building for organized nut grabbing on a weekly basis

[EZ$ 2105]

10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

jesus christ, how many times do we have to say that we don't give a shit where our band sits for away games?

I don’t know why we even send them...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21926]

We have to have someone for the team to face while they play the Eyes at the end of the game.

[Go Pokes 979]

aggy isn't even in the next level of teams like Auburn, Georgia, Florida State, Florida, Penn State, UCLA, Oregon. They would be in the next level with Miss. State, Arkansas, Oklahoma State, etc.

 

And like us, they should feel fortunate just to have made it to level 3.

[markstanco 12620]

We have to have someone for the team to face while they play the Eyes at the end of the game.

This'll work just fine:



/StevePatterson

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's not nearly as weird as 100,000 people congregating into one building for organized nut grabbing on a weekly basis

especially when a lot of them don't have any nuts. 

and there are some women there too

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 hours ago, sushihorn said:

It's normal totalitarian thinking:

"Everything not required is strictly forbidden."

"Thinking is hard. I was told if I went to Texas A&M, other people would do all my thinking for me."

 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[Michael Knight 12995]

So Kyler Murray and Kyle Allen are the starting QBs for Cards vs Panthers this weekemd, QBU indeed.

[Gil Bang 26033]

wanna have some fun?

 

[nnm 36656]

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wanna have some fun?

 

Webcam of RD watching this video:  

[BigHorn'13 3387]

20 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't know which part is more pathetic, the fact that they think it is manly to fondle themselves in public, or the fact that they feel threatened by a display of feminine sexual independence. Collective identity is a pretty stupid starting point for self-actualization, but admitting to having zero tolerance for any hint of rejection by others borders on being pathological in one's crapulence.

/ aggy probably

[MrPhlegm 3413]

dermdoc In reply to Texan1976 • 7:48p AG I do not know any real Texan who has not grabbed their nuts.
The only "Texans" I have heard of who had a dildo parade were in Austin. And those are the facts sir.   https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3060055/replies/54959556

"Their"?

Not "his"?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

aggy is in the wrong line of work. Needs to change user name to gloryholedoc.

Maybe he treats scrotum zits?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

no offense, Walden, but I think the vast majority of people think women walking around in public swinging dildos for any reason, let alone trying to make a ham-fisted political point, is fucking weird, same as Aggies grabbing their junk in public

Aggies don't grab their junk in public, only aggy do ya magic retard aggy.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Sure but it is not a tradition. It is something that happened once several years ago and was hardly some big deal. Weirder shit happens every day.

Indeed...

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Good point. They've never understood the concept of "freedom of expression". Since A&M's culture is one of monochromatic conformity, they assume that anything they see on our campus must be indicative of what we all think, since that's likely true of most of what you see on their campus.

Is that what they told you to say at 'how to fake being a sip day' during your fish camp?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

We have to have someone for the team to face while they play the Eyes at the end of the game.

You have to face the LHB during The Eyes?

What moron made that rule?

Jesus shit dicks that's aggy as fuck. Fuck that shit. That's as stupid as some of y'all that are magic retards that claim that our MOC doesn't do the hook'em horns correctly cause he does it palm facing in JUST LIKE HARLEY CLARK DID WHEN HE INTRODUCED IT.

Only rules that I know of are, stand if you can, put your horns up if you can, sing the words.Who gives a fuck which way you face.

OU sucks

Make em eat shit!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21926]

I said for the team to face. The team always congregates in front of the LHB for singing the eyes at the end of the game. If that offends your anti aggy sensibilities then please tweet CDC and be sure and tell him that UT shouldn’t have any traditions because only aggy has traditions. I assume that lighting the Tower is also some aggy like shit too.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

/ aggy probably

Probably?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I said for the team to face. The team always congregates in front of the LHB for singing the eyes at the end of the game. If that offends your anti aggy sensibilities then please tweet CDC and be sure and tell him that UT shouldn’t have any traditions because only aggy has traditions. I assume that lighting the Tower is also some aggy like shit too.

The team doesn't need to face the LHB. If they do who cares but they don't NEED to face the LHB. it's a dumb 'rule' and very aggy to think it's a rule. What happens when LHB is stuck in the rafters? OH SHIT THE TEAM NEEDS TO FACE THE BAND!! THE RULE! THE RULE! WE'RE FUCKED IF WE CAN'T FOLLOW THE FACE THE BAND RULE!! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? OH WOE IS US!! AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21926]

You remind me of my ex wife. She’s a loon too.

[wood 11268]

On 9/12/2019 at 9:10 AM, Randolph Duke said:

I thought he got that out of his system when he made Craig Curry muff that punt.

Nah, he gave us another strong dose of punishment in the form of a one-in-eleventy-bazillion hit to exactly the wrong part of Colt's scapula...

[jTower 238]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

Indeed...

her mask looks uneven

[wood 11268]

On 9/12/2019 at 5:52 PM, TexasMan said:

 

LOL. Been waiting for this. We should just go ahead and make the LSU series annual. God knows aggy'll never make it a rivalry.

[PhillyD 1257]

32 minutes ago, jTower said:

her mask looks uneven

the lump pushed it aside

[Modessit 5606]

So apparently there is a 7th grade girl who wants to play football but attends an all-girls middle school that has no team. So she made arrangements to play on the team at the all-boys school and played a game until the UIL told her she couldn't play because she doesn't attend the school that has the team. Parents are suing.

How does this relate to aggy?

Because the dad said, "It's her dream to be recruited by Jimbo Fisher and play under him for the Aggies."

They were talking about the story on KLBJ-AM this afternoon and a guy called in about a different topic but finished by saying, "Jimbo Fisher won't be there by the time she's old enough to go to college. I'm an FSU nut and he really left us in bad shape."

aggy does seem like the place to have girl players and boy cheerleaders, though.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

The Texas A&M 12th Man is a football tradition like no other. What is your favorite tradition at your school?

beating Texas A&M

[Randolph Duke 4034]

The best part about being "Randolph Duke" is that none of my aggy friends speak to me any more.

Jealous, aren't you?

 

[Leanderman 2274]

gomers will later claim that kid was in a class by himself.

[ButtFumble 5183]

goodnight sweet Deneric Prince ( and flights of angels transfer thee to Arkansas or SMU)

https://www.theeagle.com/aggie_sports/texas-a-m-running-back-prince-to-transfer/article_9fe2325c-d9a7-11e9-950a-af0d6d0cec9c.html

3* out of Manvel getting no playing time, but aggy is pretty thin at RB as it is and they play in the SEC SEC SEC

 

[ButtFumble 5183]

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

gomers will later claim that kid was in a class by himself.

yea they let him take his helmet off for the pic though because he was going to be sitting down

[Randolph Duke 4034]

I'm sure every one of those inbred redneck idiots will take my previous post literally, and not as intended.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

Forgot to post this earlier. Our favorite boy Slo-Neal in coverage. 

[mdleast 8311]

Genius.

[TreatyOak 16426]

On 9/18/2019 at 6:50 PM, Michael Knight said:

So Kyler Murray and Kyle Allen are the starting QBs for Cards vs Panthers this weekemd, QBU indeed.

    Yes, QBU!

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

If a place who’s slogan is “keep Austin weird” does something weird like a dildo parade, wouldn’t that be considered normal for that place?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

ah, A&M @ Oklahoma State, back when the Aggies were fun

now they're just so, so tiresome

Edited September 20, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Valmy77 13273]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If a place who’s slogan is “keep Austin weird” does something weird like a dildo parade, wouldn’t that be considered normal for that place?

Yeah which is sort of why my response was "of course we are doing a dildo parade".

Edited September 20, 2019 by Valmy77

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3061107

 

responses range from "he's slow" to foreshadowing more flips to come...    

 

 

Edited September 20, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3061107

They have 16 total commits, 9 of which are 3*.

And they think Jimbo is going to take them to the promised land.

Meanwhile, even with the mess Florida State is at the moment, they have a top-10 class.

I kept trying to explain to those white trash rednecks, A&M isn't Florida State. Jimbo isn't going to be able to recruit at A&M they was he was able to recruit at FSU. The freak show of a culture at A&M is what keeps A&M from being able to recruit well enough to win a championship in any major sport.

Grab your popcorn, because it's only going to get more entertaining.