Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Machinator 32099]

 

[clarythedrill 2]

On 5/12/2018 at 3:09 PM, Leanderman said:

"Can someone explain again why the taxpayers are subsidizing that fucking waste of money? The parents of the frat members should be footing the bill, just like the parents of every other fraternity in the state. "

Actually a great question. The military is reducing the amount of officers it requires and are cutting slots. Now I have no earthly idea why we as tax payers have to foot the bill for these morons to wear fake army uniforms? Maybe some folks will smarten up with their tax dollars and stop spending them on jack boots, sabers and long sashes?

Actually, the Military is growing, and just the Army is producing about 600 more per year starting in 2020.  Also, taxpayers do not subsidize the Corps of Cadets.  That is an a&m thing, not any ROTC departments thing.  None of the branches of service pay for their WWII style uniform.  The Army gives their Cadets the combat uniform (just like all other ROTC programs at other universities), and commissioning officers must pay for their dress uniform prior to commissioning.  The military and the Corps of Cadets are completely different entities that are only loosely joined at times.  I am certainly not defending those assclowns, but people are really misinformed about ROTC and the Corps of Cadets.  

I used to be the SMSI at Norwich University, another Senior Military College with a total student population of about 3,500, and we would regularly commission 90 or so Army LTs per year, and that isn't counting the other three service ROTC department commissioning's.  If anything, a&m is underproducing, which should be viewed as a good thing.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12182]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

They just do it better in the SEC SEC SEC

[Randolph Duke 4034]

19 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

Actually, the Military is growing, and just the Army is producing about 600 more per year starting in 2020.  Also, taxpayers do not subsidize the Corps of Cadets.  That is an a&m thing, not any ROTC departments thing.  None of the branches of service pay for their WWII style uniform.  The Army gives their Cadets the combat uniform (just like all other ROTC programs at other universities), and commissioning officers must pay for their dress uniform prior to commissioning.  The military and the Corps of Cadets are completely different entities that are only loosely joined at times.  I am certainly not defending those assclowns, but people are really misinformed about ROTC and the Corps of Cadets.  

I used to be the SMSI at Norwich University, another Senior Military College with a total student population of about 3,500, and we would regularly commission 90 or so Army LTs per year, and that isn't counting the other three service ROTC department commissioning's.  If anything, a&m is underproducing, which should be viewed as a good thing.

“An a&m thing.” Texas A&M isnt’t a taxpayer funded entity? Ramirez isn’t a state employee? The Corps dorms are privately owned and built on private land?

The taxpayers of Texas absolutely subsidize the aggy fake army fraternity. And, as a fraternity, should be the financial responsibility of its members, not of the taxpayers.

 

[OU Sucks 8798]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

aggy honor code doesn't say anything about throwing rocks at cars.  Don't see the issue.

[clarythedrill 2]

28 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

“An a&m thing.” Texas A&M isnt’t a taxpayer funded entity? Ramirez isn’t a state employee? The Corps dorms are privately owned and built on private land?

The taxpayers of Texas absolutely subsidize the aggy fake army fraternity. And, as a fraternity, should be the financial responsibility of its members, not of the taxpayers.

 

I am dispelling the belief that the Corps of Cadets are synonymous with the ROTC departments, and they certainly are not.  Those pursuing a commission through one of the three ROTC departments are a cut above the average Corps dork who is taking the course for a leadership minor and a couple of free credits.  Unless they are contracted to a branch of service, they cannot even take classes in ROTC past the Sophomore year.  

As for the dorms and Ramirez, they would be there anyway, as those students would have to have a place to live anyway.  Name them what you want, but those buildings and faculty would be there regardless of who or what they are called.  Stop pole vaulting over mouse turds.

[DaggerHorns 3081]

They would be there anyway? Doesn’t the corp grant university admission to significantly underperforming students compared to those who have not committed to dog watching and boot shining?

[BlueTurf 1]

On 5/11/2018 at 10:35 AM, Machinator said:

Wow. This is some serious delusion even by aggy standards. "Nationally relevant history"? Last I checked, anyone outside of College Station would actually have to care about them for them to be "nationally relevant."

[Randolph Duke 4034]

20 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

I am dispelling the belief that the Corps of Cadets are synonymous with the ROTC departments, and they certainly are not.  Those pursuing a commission through one of the three ROTC departments are a cut above the average Corps dork who is taking the course for a leadership minor and a couple of free credits.  Unless they are contracted to a branch of service, they cannot even take classes in ROTC past the Sophomore year.  

As for the dorms and Ramirez, they would be there anyway, as those students would have to have a place to live anyway.  Name them what you want, but those buildings and faculty would be there regardless of who or what they are called.  Stop pole vaulting over mouse turds.

And what is Ramirez’s function other than to babysit the fraternity? Does UT provide a full time house mother for the Tri Delts at taxpayer cost? And there are other corps subsidies I can post if you would like.

The bottom line is the aggy corps delivers no tangible benefits to Texas taxpayers and therefore should be treated financially as every other private fraternity. Money allocated by taxpayers for ROTC should not be converted to private use by private fraternities. Using taxpayer funds to support private social organizations with out express legislative authority is an abuse of public funds. 

[Player 4575]

I think General Joe’s main job is to make sure the red sashes those knights of the white camelia wear aren’t dragging the floor. Don’t want them tripping and falling while trying to protect the governor.

[OU Sucks 8798]

aggy in the SECSEC

 

[Gatorubet 30189]

SEC Track and Field  Championship is over.  Aggies did not lose, they just ran out of events...

 UF took both men and women's trophy this year. Aggie came in second in men's

 

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Don't forget the "sea aggies" hold watch over their boat 24/7,  365 days of year regardless of what is going on. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

10 hours ago, clarythedrill said:

I am dispelling the belief that the Corps of Cadets are synonymous with the ROTC departments, and they certainly are not.  Those pursuing a commission through one of the three ROTC departments are a cut above the average Corps dork who is taking the course for a leadership minor and a couple of free credits.  Unless they are contracted to a branch of service, they cannot even take classes in ROTC past the Sophomore year.  

As for the dorms and Ramirez, they would be there anyway, as those students would have to have a place to live anyway.  Name them what you want, but those buildings and faculty would be there regardless of who or what they are called.  Stop pole vaulting over mouse turds.

You're starting to sound very aggy in your defense of the sheep humpers.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

13 hours ago, clarythedrill said:

I am dispelling the belief that the Corps of Cadets are synonymous with the ROTC departments, and they certainly are not.  Those pursuing a commission through one of the three ROTC departments are a cut above the average Corps dork who is taking the course for a leadership minor and a couple of free credits.  Unless they are contracted to a branch of service, they cannot even take classes in ROTC past the Sophomore year.  

As for the dorms and Ramirez, they would be there anyway, as those students would have to have a place to live anyway.  Name them what you want, but those buildings and faculty would be there regardless of who or what they are called.  Stop pole vaulting over mouse turds.

That's a new one to me.  Very colorful.

[TexasMan 10891]

This is going to come as a shock to some of you, but they did not discuss Christian Kirk's doped up arrest today on Texags radio. 

[OU Sucks 8798]

50 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This is going to come as a shock to some of you, but they did not discuss Christian Kirk's doped up arrest today on Texags radio. 

He was a choir boy at collie station, so what he does after he leaves stumlin's watchful eye has nothing to do us, stupid sip! /aggy

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

51 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This is going to come as a shock to some of you, but they did not discuss Christian Kirk's doped up arrest today on Texags radio. 

I'm shocked....shocked...I tell 'ya.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

I finally found a piece of historical research I have been looking for since I wrote the article debunking the aggy "12th Man" fairy tale back in 2013. I found the aggy student newspaper that mentioned the 1939 radio play that E. King Gill was referring to in 1964 when he said prior to the fictionalized radio play that had him standing alone on the sideline, he really hadn't hear of any aggy "12th Man" tradition on campus that had anything to do with him. Here is that article. From the October 21, 1939 Battalion.

The Ben Beasley that is mentioned as the "eleventh and twelfth man" of the game was #23 on the aggy team and went into the game when Weir (#33), the starting right halfback and captain of the team was injured early in the game. It was Weir's uniform Gill changed into.

If Beasley was considered the 12th man of the game prior to the radio play in 1939, and Gill said the story of him as the 12th man was embellished after the radio play was broadcast, other than by lying thorough their teeth, how can the ags continue with the fairy tale story about Gill being hailed as the hero right after the game and from that point on, being the schools "one and only) 12th man? Whoop!

https://i.imgur.com/EWgn25N.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/EbH7wza.jpg

[clarythedrill 2]

12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You're starting to sound very aggy in your defense of the sheep humpers.

No, you sound very aggy in the way you foolishly defend something only because others do.  I am career Army, so do not want my service lumped in with the Corps Of Cadets, therefore I am trying to ensure people know the difference between the two.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

True to form, it turns into a UT/big 12 discussion.  

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Texas-AM-football-odds-to-win-national-title-not-that-farfetched-per-Vegas-118238720

Edited May 16, 2018 by Elmer_Fudd

[Machinator 32099]

Now, Herman = McWilliams.

[El Squared 1802]

22 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy in the SECSEC

 

 

22 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy in the SECSEC

 I didn’t realize Anthony Michael Hall had a son that went to eATMe.

 

[markstanco 12573]

I finally found a piece of historical research I have been looking for since I wrote the article debunking the aggy "12th Man" fairy tale back in 2013. I found the aggy student newspaper that mentioned the 1939 radio play that E. King Gill was referring to in 1964 when he said prior to the fictionalized radio play that had him standing alone on the sideline, he really hadn't hear of any aggy "12th Man" tradition on campus that had anything to do with him. Here is that article. From the October 21, 1939 Battalion.
The Ben Beasley that is mentioned as the "eleventh and twelfth man" of the game was #23 on the aggy team and went into the game when Weir (#33), the starting right halfback and captain of the team was injured early in the game. It was Weir's uniform Gill changed into.
If Beasley was considered the 12th man of the game prior to the radio play in 1939, and Gill said the story of him as the 12th man was embellished after the radio play was broadcast, other than by lying thorough their teeth, how can the ags continue with the fairy tale story about Gill being hailed as the hero right after the game and from that point on, being the schools "one and only) 12th man? Whoop!
https://i.imgur.com/EWgn25N.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EbH7wza.jpg

Hilarious, but believable.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

So PETA sued A&M for animal abuse associated with experimentation on animals by deliberately giving them muscular dystrophy.  Mainly on dogs.

My question is, does this qualify as domestic violence?

[Bevo14 8303]

6 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

So PETA sued A&M for animal abuse associated with experimentation on animals by deliberately giving them muscular dystrophy.  Mainly on dogs.

My question is, does this qualify as domestic violence?

Only if the dogs are sheep

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Only if the dogs are sheep

But a dog is the First Lady of A&M

[GhostofDanJones 336]

aggy considers this kid a national hero

 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

The fake army invades Disneyland. The comment section is making me lose brain cells.

 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

The gomers have their own musical.... they've officially sunk to a new low. 

http://www.thebatt.com/opinion/corps-of-cadets-the-musical-is-a-fun-if-silly/article_ec82d29a-0a9f-11e6-bcfc-b7acefbe6c34.html

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Patrick Wayne was more of a soldier than any of the gomers.

[Leanderman 2275]

But how are the gomers on authentic frontier gibberish?

[Tex Pete 20339]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

But how are the gomers on authentic frontier gibberish?

Their school song starts out "hullabaloo kaneck kaneck." You tell me. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Scipio is writing a 3-part story of out of state recruiting that is worth a read. 'It speaks directly to the argument I have made about he importance of being able to recruit nationally. One of aggy's huge problems is that the freak show of a culture they revere is so off-putting to out of state kids, that it inhibits their ability to recruit nationally. And by "recruit nationally" I don't mean an occasional one-off from Alabama that has been rejected by Saban or Gus, nor am I speaking about a one-off three star from Connecticut. I mean the ability to consistently compete for top talent against top in-state and national programs.

http://insidetexas.com/the-nationalization-of-recruiting-how-much-should-texas-recruit-out-of-state/

[GotThatFire 166]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The gomers have their own musical.... they've officially sunk to a new low. 

http://www.thebatt.com/opinion/corps-of-cadets-the-musical-is-a-fun-if-silly/article_ec82d29a-0a9f-11e6-bcfc-b7acefbe6c34.html

Tra la la

[Longboard Horn 40296]

6 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Patrick Wayne was more of a soldier than any of the gomers.

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[Machinator 32099]

TexAgs on us scheduling Bama:

[Machinator 32099]

More:

[BlueGreySky 1004]

what a bunch of dumb dildos. 

[TonyTexas 10508]

So us scheduling Bama 5 years from now has opened up Texas to recruiting. How can they lack so much self awareness while being so self involved?

[OU Sucks 8798]

Wait wait wait..."longhorns don't care so much about what happens on the field. They'll be puffing their chest out until then because they'll get to play Bama"?  Isn't that the epitome of aggy?  Bragging about being in the SECSEC and playing Bama then losing to every SEC team with a pulse?

Edited May 16, 2018 by OU Sucks

[TexasMan 10891]

Remember when Looch said he was moving on from talking about tay yew? That was a nice minute and a half. 

 

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

quote:

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So, like, the only people who say "Saw Em Off" are Aggies.

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The only people who said aggy were horns until tSECr hijacked it. 
So Bama’s welcome to saw varsity’s horns off. 

 

Now, aggy is beggin' other secsec teams to use the "saw em off" that only aggy uses.   Stupid aggy.

[Deej 76756]

Helps their strength of schedule more than playing aggy annually does. Deep down, aggy is pissed. 

[demos 3002]

TexAgs on us scheduling Bama:

Does someone want to ironmanaggy that LSU is already on the schedule?

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

I really need to stop reading those texags screen shots. It's not worth the dip in brain cells

[maninblack 7974]

These people are so fucking stupid

[thepop 4409]

What did we do to deserve aggy? I mean other states' little brother schools can't be like this

[Horndog 2228]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

TexAgs on us scheduling Bama:

 

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And there's this: "Smart money says Bama will be coached by Nick Saban or Dabo Swinney in 2022 and 2023, and there will be players on the field for those games that weren't yet alive the last time Texas was capable of going toe to toe with a Saban or Swinney coached team. "

So, some of the players will be under 13 years old?  

[TexasMan 10891]