Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Orange&White 5528]

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

John Sharp made Bjork write that on the chalkboard 1000 times and repeat it into the mirror for another 12 hours.

[Magus Ossis 2814]

CDC playing 4D chess. If our AD and HFC come out publicly in favor of the game, they virtually assure that the aggy masses will refuse to let it happen.

[SomeoneYouKnow 72]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

"Texas ended it, despite the fact we left the conference and drug their name through the dirt the entire time. Orange team bad."

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

13 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

CDC playing 4D chess. If our AD and HFC come out publicly in favor of the game, they virtually assure that the aggy masses will refuse to let it happen.

i hated this at first but i'm getting used to it.  if the only way to insure we never play them again is to constantly talk about playing them, then i'm all for it.

 

[Tex Pete 20405]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Look, Ross Bjork is a liar, just like his predecessors.

[TrashMaster G 17572]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

aggy playing revisionist historians?  THAT's never happened before.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

I suggest that we issue aggy a formal invitation to play a one time game in 2725

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

KBTX had a couple of pieces a while back talking about how businesses in Bryan and College Station miss the money that came into the area when aggy and Texas played in College Station.  They have built a shit ton of hotel rooms that only fill up when Alabama and LSU play there.  The business community in Brazos county certainly wants the series back.

Fuck 'em.  They shit their bed, let them sleep in it.

[Valmy77 13249]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

See? It is the new tradition.

We pretend to want to continue the series and A&M brings out their victim complex. 

[Armybrat 40854]

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

Yeah, fuck those putos.

Palabra

[Carl Spackler 3487]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

https://news.utexas.edu/texas-vs-texas-am-football-game/

 

What's interesting about this is that Texas already has Bama on its schedule in those two seasons.  CDC was obviously slotting aggy as a "mid-level" OOC opponent rather than the "elite OOC program" -- Bama already had that spot.  That's an indicator of how Texas views aggy in terms of a threat on the field.  CDC:  "Yeah, we'll take on both Bama and you in those seasons, no sweat, you pussies."    

A&M had room on its schedule in both 2022 and 2023 at the time the offer was made.  But the ags chose to add SHSU in '22 instead, and from what I can tell, they still have an opening in '23.  So there are no excuses -- they're simply scared.

What a bunch of pussies.  I don't care if we never play these chickenshit losers ever again.  There is no upside to doing so, though I think it's funny to fuck with them by making offers that we know they'll never accept.  They ran off rather than continuing to face regular beatings from us, and now they want to claim otherwise.  Typical aggy.  Fuck them.

  

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

What's interesting about this is that Texas already has Bama on its schedule in those two seasons.  CDC was obviously slotting aggy as a "mid-level" OOC opponent rather than the "elite OOC program" -- Bama already had that spot.  That's an indicator of how Texas views aggy in terms of a threat on the field.  CDC:  "Yeah, we'll take on both Bama and you in those seasons, no sweat, you pussies."    

A&M had room on its schedule in both 2022 and 2023 at the time the offer was made.  But the ags chose to add SHSU in '22 instead, and from what I can tell, they still have an opening in '23.  So there are no excuses -- they're simply scared.

What a bunch of pussies.  I don't care if we never play these chickenshit losers ever again.  There is no upside to doing so, though I think it's funny to fuck with them by making offers that we know they'll never accept.  They ran off rather than continuing to face regular beatings from us, and now they want to claim otherwise.  Typical aggy.  Fuck them.

  

Perhaps my memory is faulty, but I think we scheduled Alabama instead of A&M, not in addition to.

For me, that's one of the biggest reasons I don't want to renew the rivalry. Playing those idiots year-in, year-out in lieu of interesting nationally relevant programs is boring as fuck.

[Carl Spackler 3487]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Perhaps my memory is faulty, but I think we scheduled Alabama instead of A&M, not in addition to.

For me, that's one of the biggest reasons I don't want to renew the rivalry. Playing those idiots year-in, year-out in lieu of interesting nationally relevant programs is boring as fuck.

That could be.  But apparently CDC is now open to playing both in the same two seasons . . . or at least making the offer just to watch them look like pussies when they decline.  Either way, it's interesting.  

Other than to highlight their lack of stones, there's no reason to offer to play them, IMO.  Let them continue getting their shit pushed in and hoping to finish #3 in the SEC West.  

[Radical Larry 28654]

Ross Bjork is a fucking idiot.

[Armybrat 40854]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Ross Bjork is a fucking idiot.

He works at aTm, doesn’t he?

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That can't be right...it didn't collapse.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

https://news.utexas.edu/texas-vs-texas-am-football-game/

 

"And that's the way it is".

[SydneyCarton 48126]

 

43 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

What's interesting about this is that Texas already has Bama on its schedule in those two seasons.  CDC was obviously slotting aggy as a "mid-level" OOC opponent rather than the "elite OOC program" -- Bama already had that spot.  That's an indicator of how Texas views aggy in terms of a threat on the field.  CDC:  "Yeah, we'll take on both Bama and you in those seasons, no sweat, you pussies."    

A&M had room on its schedule in both 2022 and 2023 at the time the offer was made.  But the ags chose to add SHSU in '22 instead, and from what I can tell, they still have an opening in '23.  So there are no excuses -- they're simply scared.

What a bunch of pussies.  I don't care if we never play these chickenshit losers ever again.  There is no upside to doing so, though I think it's funny to fuck with them by making offers that we know they'll never accept.  They ran off rather than continuing to face regular beatings from us, and now they want to claim otherwise.  Typical aggy.  Fuck them.

  

 

41 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Perhaps my memory is faulty, but I think we scheduled Alabama instead of A&M, not in addition to.

For me, that's one of the biggest reasons I don't want to renew the rivalry. Playing those idiots year-in, year-out in lieu of interesting nationally relevant programs is boring as fuck.

 

30 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

That could be.  But apparently CDC is now open to playing both in the same two seasons . . . or at least making the offer just to watch them look like pussies when they decline.  Either way, it's interesting.  

Other than to highlight their lack of stones, there's no reason to offer to play them, IMO.  Let them continue getting their shit pushed in and hoping to finish #3 in the SEC West.  

C3PO has this one correct. 

CDC reached out to aTm first, and they told him to pound sand. And he then picked up the phone and 20 minutes later had 'Bama scheduled. He's not open to playing aTm and Bama together in the same seasons. You're absolutely reaching here, and by reaching, I mean you're basically constructing a fantasyland based upon incorrect "facts" you spun out of thin air. Both on the schedule in the same seasons was never in the cards, and it won't be in the future either barring something gigantic changing. 

Edited September 27, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[SydneyCarton 48126]

12 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That can't be right...it didn't collapse.

It also can't be correct because the log stack actually made it to the point where it could be set on fire. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Have you guys ever read stories about what the groupies were like around Led Zeppelin?
That's kind of how I envision Khator during these discussions. 

nekkid giving blow jobs?

and you imagine this?

kinky.

[Carl Spackler 3487]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

 

C3PO has this one correct. 

CDC reached out to aTm first, and they told him to pound sand. And he then picked up the phone and 20 minutes later had 'Bama scheduled. He's not open to playing aTm and Bama together in the same seasons. You're absolutely reaching here, and by reaching, I mean you're basically constructing a fantasyland based upon incorrect "facts" you spun out of thin air. Both on the schedule in the same seasons was never in the cards, and it won't be in the future either barring something gigantic changing. 

Settle down, Beavis.  I was simply going by published media reports and tweets, though I will admit that I made at least one assumption, i.e., that the offer to the ags had been relatively recent.  It appears you have additional info to the effect that the decision to schedule Bama was made after A&M had already declined like the bitches they are, and that CDC would never play both Bama and aggy  in one season.  If that's the case (and I really don't have a reason to doubt you at this point), then I stand corrected.  But there was no conscious effort to "spin facts" on my part.   

And either way, the larger point remains, i.e., there is no reason to play those pussies again.

[SydneyCarton 48126]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Settle down, Beavis.  I was simply going by published media reports and tweets, though I will admit that I made at least one assumption, i.e., that the offer to the ags had been relatively recent.  It appears you have additional info to the effect that the decision to schedule Bama was made after A&M had already declined like the bitches they are, and that CDC would never play both Bama and aggy  in one season.  If that's the case (and I really don't have a reason to doubt you at this point), then I stand corrected.  But there was no conscious effort to "spin facts" on my part.   

And either way, the larger point remains, i.e., there is no reason to play those pussies again.

I didn't think you were trying to spin any facts. I was just setting you straight, my man. CDC is on the record in his comments as to the timeline of what happened in regards to aTm and Alabama scheduling. How do you think 3PO knew who to process that information?

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

12 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

nekkid giving blow jobs?

and you imagine this?

kinky.

I think he meant pushed out a window and eaten by sharks. 

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

I’m liking this thing where the AD and HFC are publicly in favor of the game. Takes the teeth out of the ‘they’s skeered to play us’ bloviation that their fans vomit out. 

Its actually not tough to schedule it, just go out when neither school has anything on the books and start it then. But I suspect that if the aggy administration ever stops pissing down it’s leg at the thought and tries to set it up, mysterious complications would arise to prevent it. Probably something like the 8 vs 9 game conference schedule prevents us from adding a nonconference annual game, as we look for variety in those 3 games from a fan interest perspective. 

[Jkwellborn 6713]

I didn't think you were trying to spin any facts. I was just setting you straight, my man. CDC is on the record in his comments as to the timeline of what happened in regards to aTm and Alabama scheduling. How do you think 3PO knew who to process that information?

Because he’s fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

[SydneyCarton 48126]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Because he’s fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

But there has to be communication 

[markstanco 12586]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Probably something like the 8 vs 9 game conference schedule prevents us from adding a nonconference annual game, as we look for variety in those 3 games from a fan interest perspective. 

Kidding aside, scheduling the Incarnate Word, UTSA, and SHSU vs. Texas could mean the difference in a bowl game or not. 

[Orange&White 5528]

10 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Because he’s fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

Who the fuck does he think he is? Sydmill Harris?

[Carl Spackler 3487]

32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't think you were trying to spin any facts. I was just setting you straight, my man. CDC is on the record in his comments as to the timeline of what happened in regards to aTm and Alabama scheduling. How do you think 3PO knew who to process that information?

It's all good.  Appreciate the correct info.

[LTtxfan 49309]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Siap... FCB article

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-AM-athletic-director-Ross-Bjork-Chris-Del-Conte-rift-with-Texas-still-too-deep-for-football--136170549/

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I suggest that we issue aggy a formal invitation to play a one time game in 2725

How about in the year 2525, if the 12th man is still alive?

[Tex Pete 20405]

40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m liking this thing where the AD and HFC are publicly in favor of the game. Takes the teeth out of the ‘they’s skeered to play us’ bloviation that their fans vomit out. 

Its actually not tough to schedule it, just go out when neither school has anything on the books and start it then. But I suspect that if the aggy administration ever stops pissing down it’s leg at the thought and tries to set it up, mysterious complications would arise to prevent it. Probably something like the 8 vs 9 game conference schedule prevents us from adding a nonconference annual game, as we look for variety in those 3 games from a fan interest perspective. 

Well, what we know of the entire history of that piece of shit institution is that they would only ever agree to play us if they were absolutely positive they would win. Kind of like the way they made sure to leave the conference in a year the game was at Shit Pyle Field and our wheels were already coming off. Didn't work out for them, but not for lack of effort. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Didn't work out for them, but not for lack of effort. 

This sums up the entirety of aggy existence: they didn't fail because of (insert reason): they failed because they are aggy.

[Tex Pete 20405]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This sums up the entirety of aggy existence: they didn't fail because of (insert reason): they failed because they are aggy.

They suffer from terminal whiskey dick.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I think he meant pushed out a window and eaten by sharks. 

eaten by sharks?

thats even more kinky.



I feel pretty oh so pretty.

[EZ$ 2105]

Too poor to pay a buyout for their games against Mary Hardin Baylor and Sul Ross??

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Too poor to pay a buyout for their games against Mary Hardin Baylor and Sul Ross??

sul ross send the klan to fix their shit if they try anything.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m liking this thing where the AD and HFC are publicly in favor of the game. Takes the teeth out of the ‘they’s skeered to play us’ bloviation that their fans vomit out. 

This is part and parcel of why A&M not being in the same conference as Texas is literally the greatest thing to ever happen to the Aggies. 

If we say "we would like to play A&M again", then it's "OH Y'ALL NEED US SO BAD, WE AIN'T NEED T.U., WE'S SEC!"

If we say "we don't want to play A&M again", then it's "OH Y'ALL SCAREDA MIGHTY TEXUM A&M AGGIES, HAHAHAHA"

They never have to prove it on the field, they never have to submit to oranges-to-oranges comparisons ("8-5 in the SEC is better than 10-4 in the BDF!!!!!"). They can preserve their little fantasy bubble indefinitely, as long as their athletic director protects them by avoiding us at all costs. 

Meanwhile over here we're like, "not particularly interested but what's the goddamned difference? play, don't play, it don't make a shit" because it doesn't. One game against A&M's not going to change anything. Losing 10 times in 11 years wouldn't change anything. They're perpetually going to be Danny DeVito to our Schwazenegger. It won't change because their Little Man syndrome is built into the culture.

[BigHorn'13 3381]

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, what we know of the entire history of that piece of shit institution is that they would only ever agree to play us if they were absolutely positive they would win. Kind of like the way they made sure to leave the conference in a year the game was at Shit Pyle Field and our wheels were already coming off. Didn't work out for them, but not for lack of effort. 

Aaaaand ducked us twice in bowl games. "Dur, we'll play the sips but only in the playoff!" Yeah fucking right. You have to actually win your conference. In your best year since WW2, you still came in 3rd place. Everyone knows you, aggy. Fraudulent and pussified.

20 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They suffer from terminal whiskey dick.

And buy really expensive, fake viagra. 

[pacman 7362]

I don't want anything to do with playing aggy ever again.

However, this site and the many aggy obsessed threads is proof our general fanbase misses the game.

Edited September 27, 2019 by pacman

[Jersey Man10 3538]

I don't want anything to do with playing aggy ever again.
However, this site and the many aggy obsessed threads is proof our general fanbase misses the game.

Aggy misery is the best.

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

It was a conference game. You quite literally canceled the game when you left the conference. It’s really indisputable 

[Modessit 5603]

I suggest that we issue aggy a formal invitation to play a one time game in 2725

They're booked through 29__.

 

[Deej 76855]

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Kyler Murray-sized bonfire. Cute. Did it kill 12 dwarves when it collapsed?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, pacman said:

However, this site and the many aggy obsessed threads is proof our general fanbase misses the game.

"If our general fanbase misses the game, then there will be many aggy obsessed threads. There are many aggy obsessed threads, therefore our general fanbase misses the game."

A very, very nice example of affirming the consequent, the most basic error there is when it comes to formal logic. 

Quote

If 'A' is true, then 'B'. 'B' is true, therefore 'A'.

Nope. Doesn't follow.

[Jkwellborn 6713]

Kyler Murray-sized bonfire. Cute. Did it kill 12 dwarves when it collapsed?

The Lollipop Guild would like to have a word with you.

[Tex Pete 20405]

2 hours ago, pacman said:

I don't want anything to do with playing aggy ever again.

However, this site and the many aggy obsessed threads is proof our general fanbase misses the game.

Laughing at a retard doesn’t mean you miss him. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, pacman said:

I don't want anything to do with playing aggy ever again.

However, this site and the many aggy obsessed threads is proof our general fanbase misses the game.

My motivation for being on this thread is to provide sufficient documentary evidence for others join my efforts to have the legal status of aggy as a branch of The University terminated. I hardly believe that qualifies me as someone who misses the game. Quite the contrary. I want nothing to do with them whatsoever. I think they should be left to their own stupidity, and to wither and die as an institution. 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M. 

Edited September 28, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[RoyalBevo21 780]

I won't be popular for this opinion but oh well. If it were announced that Texas opened the season vs aggy next year it would sell out instantly and probably break the DKR attendance record. 

[Tex Pete 20405]

13 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I won't be popular for this opinion but oh well. If it were announced that Texas opened the season vs aggy next year it would sell out instantly and probably break the DKR attendance record. 

It wouldn’t break the attendance record by far. And most games sell out. We don’t need help.