Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hagbard Celine 10907]

On 10/9/2019 at 9:47 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

Forgive me, but I am by the day joining the ranks of the olds on here.    

Was aggy really that close to getting the death penalty during that era?   I guess maybe I forgot about  some of their outlaw behavior due to fact OuSux and their academic and criminal behavior during the later part of the Switzer years going into the 90's kind of got the focus.  How in the world that program avoided the death penalty is beyond comprehension?  They did stuff that made SMU's conduct look like traffic violations.  

the got a "no tv + no bowl" year out of it.... how many times has that happened since smew?  not many.

[nnm 36539]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

10/10. Would read again. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 

[Hagbard Celine 10907]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

Seriously some of the best work around here evar.  Craftsmanship.

Edited October 10, 2019 by Hagbard Celine

[C-Man 27248]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18851]

22 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Whooooooop

more symmetrical and better sight lines than the real thing  

[Dennis Taylor 18851]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

[ztejas 43526]

Original design - they just ran out of frosting

[Longhorn Fever 267]

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

It's piss

The big kahuna gets it.

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

It's their fake army.

The big fish needs to adjust his sarcasm detector 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

It's piss

well said

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 
 

y'all WILL see this one again

[THEHORN5561 2583]

20 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

6 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 
 

y'all WILL see this one again

 

Made a small but important addition.

 

[Cairn Horn88 8278]

I’ve seen lots of secrant neg comments about aggy, and it seems as though there’s more and more aggy attacks these days, but this one is right up there with the best:

”Aggies are an embarrassment to the SEC, we should have gotten Texas.”

 

[Deej 76885]

10 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

Needs to be set in Hall of Champions. More SEC logos, too. Fucking great, though.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 
Made a small but important addition.
 

hoc niiice

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I’ve seen lots of secrant neg comments about aggy, and it seems as though there’s more and more aggy attacks these days, but this one is right up there with the best:

”Aggies are an embarrassment to the SEC, we should have gotten Texas.”

 

Rice is a diabolically evil school.

 

This man, a man with TWO degrees from Rice, perpetrated the 100 year screw job upon aggy...

 

 

bbbewwwaaahahaha

 

 

he is exceeded in his evilosity by only this man, moneybags fisher...

 

 

a cuck who is in the process of fucking a shitton more aggy than his ex wife candy could ever hope to.

 

 

yo secsecsec no backsies

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

5 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Made a small but important addition.

 

[Bevo14 8358]

11 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

Holy shit. Keep this up and youre gonna surpass the OU cockgobbler gif one day

[msucolt45 4063]

No Ragrets says it all!

[Fat Bastard 601]

Seen on my FB feed today. She’s selling the pair for $80. Lol




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[sushihorn 3233]

On 10/9/2019 at 8:01 PM, ztejas said:

aggy wishes they had as much success as the 3rd Reich

Nice run of European conference championships but they got knocked out in the finals by the Allies' all-star team.

[Tex Pete 20429]

14 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

Seen on my FB feed today. She’s selling the pair for $80. Lol




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She'd have to pay me more than that.

[Leanderman 2276]

The real joke here is the face value of the ticket to begin with.

[ztejas 43526]

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

Every section is shitty in that shit hole.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Those are aggy game tickets? What, did she create them on her typewriter?

 

 

These are game day tickets

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

We have some friends who rented their house out for the 'bama weekend when Johnny Jizz-cheeks was still playing for $2500.

They thought they were going to be able to do that every year.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

Just about the shittiest seats they have

[sdm 892]

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Section 411 sounds shitty. Is it shitty?

Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.

[DFW Horn 6145]

43 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Those are aggy game tickets? What, did she create them on her typewriter?

 

 

These are game day tickets

 

 

 

No, her dot-matrix printer ya stoopid sip

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

37 minutes ago, sdm said:

Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.

For any aggy who actually cares about the outcome of the game, the seats facing the concrete wall are the best seats in the house.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Corner nosebleed north end zone shitty seats, but at least they're not the seats that face a concrete wall.

so, they face a wooden wall then?

[sdm 892]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

For any aggy who actually cares about the outcome of the game, the seats facing the concrete wall are the best seats in the house.

Valid point.

[Leanderman 2276]

To a gomer though, the best seats are the restrooms with working plumbing. Very rare and hard to find.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

No, her dot-matrix printer ya stoopid sip

 

 

 

Obsession noted.

 

 

Advantage aggy.

 

 

/bizzle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

20 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

It's Cocktoberfest!

[Cairn Horn88 8278]

SEC QB Leaders - Passing Percentage of Passes in the Air 20+ Yards (No Yards after catch included) (10+ attempts)

Burrow - 63.16%
Guarantano - 46.15%
Tua - 42.86%
Nix - 40.63%
Bryant - 40%
Fromm - 29.41%
Plumlee - 33.33%
Stevens - 30%
Starkel - 28.57%
Mond - 26.67%

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?

TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.

Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10346]

From last night...

 

[PsychMike 1552]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We have some friends who rented their house out for the 'bama weekend when Johnny Jizz-cheeks was still playing for $2500.

They thought they were going to be able to do that every year.

Is that all they were paying him? I thought it was much more...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Is that all they were paying him? I thought it was much more...

To boldly split infinitives and dangle participles, where people know what grammar is for.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

29 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

SEC QB Leaders - Passing Percentage of Passes in the Air 20+ Yards (No Yards after catch included) (10+ attempts)

Burrow - 63.16%
Guarantano - 46.15%
Tua - 42.86%
Nix - 40.63%
Bryant - 40%
Fromm - 29.41%
Plumlee - 33.33%
Stevens - 30%
Starkel - 28.57%
Mond - 26.67%

well, yeah. move the ball between the 20s, short passes, nice conservative run game, chew up the clock, get out with a respectable loss-- what else were you expecting for $75 mil?

they'll probably do the same lame pussy shit this weekend so Alabama doesn't score 50 on them.

[Drew 2512]

On ‎10‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 1:54 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Not enough SEC tbh...

[Mikey4 2476]

Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?
TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.
Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.

Despite all the aggy chest beating, the fanbase knows they're fucked.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

On 10/10/2019 at 1:54 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Bert looks scared.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

From last night...
 

lulz

[MrPhlegm 3413]

well, yeah. move the ball between the 20s, short passes, nice conservative run game, chew up the clock, get out with a respectable loss-- what else were you expecting for $75 mil?
they'll probably do the same lame pussy shit this weekend so Alabama doesn't score 50 on them.

duh

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

52 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Anyone recall the ticket prices for TX v LSU the day before the game?
TX/OU's cheapest ticket on Stubhub is $371.
Aggy/Bama is $60 right now.

Despite all the aggy chest beating, the fanbase knows they're fucked.

If i recall correctly the cheapest I saw LSU tickets was $350

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

From last night...
 

lulz

Be patient. It's only getting started. I promise this is going to get much, much better. As I have said before, the "might aggy financial behemoth" has run out of steam, and the SEZ program is about to show up on Bellmont's books. The ags are struggling to sell tickets. It has been a while since aggy lost a game they were expected to win easily (Wake Forest notwithstanding). When aggy starts running tight on funds, the first thing they do is cut back on facilities maintenance. It is just a matter of time until Kyle starts looking shabby again. Already, highly rated recruits (Evans, Umanmielen) are starting to cancel visits to A&M (and against the #1 team in the nation!).

Just be patient. It is about to get a lot better.