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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy is now 80-80 in conference play since the start of the century.  With their impending loss to LSU Saturday, they will have a losing conference record over the past 20 seasons.

20 years ago, aggy became a small, all male military academy that has provided more officers to the fight against global terrorism than West Point and Annapolis combined.

For the past 20 years, since the "tu dominated" state legislature has inexplicably prevented aggy from committing mass homicide on the school campus prior to their last regular season football game, the "sleeping giant" has been kept from its rightful position as next year's national champion.

 

Sound familiar?

 

 

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A&M is important enough that we demand structural change within SEC.

SEC must set up post game fairness commison.
They do officiating analysis to weed out blatantly missed callers
Get rid of the bad caller and increase cadre of the honest callers.
Make the report public every week so public know how many missed call they were in a game. Data will be another part of the game...post-game.

I am sick of blatant protection of BAMA and alike in the sec.
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Okay just to play devil's advocate, why do you think we are always on the receiving (bad) end of ref bias? I'm talking historically- you can't bring up the sips without hearing about the numerous calls over the decades.
Joining the SEC was supposed to put all that behind. But then you watch that tonight and consider a few other games (LSU, etc.) and wonder why we always seem to have beef with the officiating. Like way more than any other fan base. And it's justified!
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21 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Bird gotta sing, fish gotta swim

Every aggy can explain the problem. Since ritualistic negligent homicide was stopped prior to their last regular season football game, A&M football hasn't had a winning record in conference play. Obviously, the aggys need to bring back ritualistic negligent homicide to their campus.

What aggy parents wouldn't be proud to sacrifice the lives of their children for a winning record in conference play for Texas A&M football? Especially since they would be sacrificing the lives of their children for the glorification of the S!E!C!

It might take decades, and the needless deaths of hundreds of loyal aggy youth, but for the glorification of aggy football and the S!E!C!, in the minds of aggys, it would all be worth it.

Those who claim that bringing Texas A&M into modernity and making the aggy collegiate experience palatable to today's college students, making A&M culture more racially inclusive, or possibly (gasp!) treating women as individuals worthy of inclusion into "aggy turditions" are simply trying to keep the "sleeping giant" down. Let's just ignore that the racist, fat, white, male alumni who have "turditionally" made all decisions regarding Texas A&M have done a FAR better job of keeping the "sleeping giant" at bay than anyone wanting to bring modernity to A&M culture could ever do. But that is another story.

As the man said. "Bird gotta sing, fish gotta swim." And the "sleeping giant" gotta sleep.

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On 11/20/2019 at 3:54 PM, HtownHorn said:

Realign to 8-10 team conferences. Each conference champion gets a bid to the CFP + 4 at large births. Play 11 games, 2 OOC and round robin conference. Playoffs start the 2nd week of December. Top 2 seeds get a 1st round bye. Other 1st and 2nd round games are hosted at the higher seeds home field.

Also end all bowl affiliations with conferences.

I'm on board with 10 team conferences. Make 8 of them and have an 8 team playoff. Conference winners get in. If they want to add more teams to the playoff system in the future, I'm sure they can figure out how. Although I would be in favor of reducing the season game totals. Play 9 conference games and 2 OOC games max. Eliminate the silly CCG.

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20 years ago, aggy became a small, all male military academy that has provided more officers to the fight against global terrorism than West Point and Annapolis combined.
For the past 20 years, since the "tu dominated" state legislature has inexplicably prevented aggy from committing mass homicide on the school campus prior to their last regular season football game, the "sleeping giant" has been kept from its rightful position as next year's national champion.
 
Sound familiar?
 
 
wat? no they havent. they are ALWAYS next year's national champion. ALL WAYS.

it's like when you go to catfish parlour ans there is a sign on the wall that says "free beer tomorrow".
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5 hours ago, Duval Street said:

Is that Randy’s Christmas present?

Hell no.

What I have cooking is far more interesting than white trash rednecks committing negligent homicide and at the end of the day no one is held accountable. 

The health and safety of aggy students not taken seriously?! 

That is so 1999. 

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16 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Say what you will about aggy paying Jimbo. Atleast those fucks have made it clear that they’re serious and dedicated  to winning. We have a coach that’s to stubborn to fire shitty coordinators 

But they aren't winning. They are just paying more for mediocrity.

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2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Say what you will about aggy paying Jimbo. Atleast those fucks have made it clear that they’re serious and dedicated  to winning. We have a coach that’s to stubborn to fire shitty coordinators 

So you think we would be in better shape right now if we had just paid Tom $75 million?

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No institution that has been identified by the Department of Homeland Security as having a culture that impedes risk identification should be violating established safety and health protocols. 

As long as the idiots are allowed to hide behind sovereign immunity, and state government officials refuse to enforce criminal statutes, no individual on the A&M campus is safe. 

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7 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

No institution that has been identified by the Department of Homeland Security as having a culture that impedes risk identification should be violating established safety and health protocols. 

As long as the idiots are allowed to hide behind sovereign immunity, and state government officials refuse to enforce criminal statutes, no individual on the A&M campus is safe. 

Stoopid sips. We's still burnin' bonfire for LSU. Whooooooop!

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