Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Randolph Duke 4034]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

When do we hear about the Christmas surprise?

Ah, the Christmas surprise!

The attorneys have my Christmas gift on their desk. I've got a version of it, but I'm not at liberty to post it yet. There was a case that was argued before the U.S. Supreme Court in early November (Allen v Cooper https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/allen-v-cooper/).

I have "gird my loins" until the Supremes decide it is time for them to sing. 12th Man. Sovereign immunity. Trademark. aggy stupidity.

Trust me, I'm working on it.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Lemme just abbreviate your standard Wall'o'Words™ response, there. 

Reminds me of the Rapelor responses denying malfeasance... "absence" and "appropriate" do not mean the plans didn't exist, nor that they weren't available, or even that they weren't recalled. It appears, from photos and films of the process, they were not tieing the layers together, which was a proximate cause of the stack's collapse.

I'm not sure which is worse, building it without planning or neglecting to use existing plans. I'm leaning toward believing the story of the manual, but either way it's a clear message of moronic behavior. Your opinion may be otherwise, but that's not something I give a fuck about.

Maybe you are correct. The federal investigators assigned to review the incident may have just been "butt hurt sips" who lied about just how meticulous aggys were about safety considerations. Between the two of us, I'd suggest leaning the other direction.

"There are no official guidelines regulating the actual construction of the stack, but recommendations are passed down each year from the Red Pots. The Red Pots are a group of nine seniors and nine juniors that actually manage the overall construction of the bonfire. The Red Pot in overall command is known as the Heat Stack." (p.9)

I'm sure "the plans" also called for the beer cans (you know, to add stability to the foundation):

"More than 2,300 documents and photographs were released under the Texas Open Records Act, including photographs, which revealed the presence of beer cans and bottles at the scene. One of the documents released was a December 9, 1999 memo from a professor of mechanical engineering appointed as the head of the A&M staff team to assist the commission in their inquiry. His memo stated that the bonfire stack, at the time of the collapse, was not forty feet as originally reported, but the four-tiered stack was already 59 feet high and had two more stacks to go before being completed.

His memo to the Commission reported the height, which does not include the seven-foot outhouse on top, as being eighteen feet on the first tier, sixteen feet on the second, fourteen feet on the third, and eleven feet on the fourth. The fifth tier was designed to have been nine feet and sixth is typically four to five feet in height. Therefore, the completed height would have been just over seventy feet, rather than the fifty-five foot standard set by the university." (p. 20)

Had the incident not happened just a few feet from the presidential library of the then-sitting governor of Texas, the fucking morons responsible for the senseless deaths of those twelve students would have been tried and convicted of negligent homicide. But because those were aggys, and because Texans have been taught to expect less from aggys, the rednecks responsible were patted on the head as moronic aggy idiots are often treated and no one was ever held responsible. Oh, and the aggys turned the whole episode into a twisted and sick marketing idea to encourage more underperforming kids to attend Texas A&M. 

Edited January 22, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[Cairn Horn88 8279]

University of Texas at Manhattan!

https://commercialobserver.com/2020/01/university-of-texas-plans-manhattan-campus-28-west-44th-street/

UT Austin students will come to New York to “intern in a field related to their interests and study online with UT Austin-based faculty in courses tailored to the New York urban environment,” according to the program’s website. Roughly 50 students are expected to participate in the spring 2020 semester.

Meanwhile, aggy can go to collie Station and stick their arms up a cow’s ass!

Edited January 22, 2020 by Cairn Horn88

[SydneyCarton 48149]

33 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

University of Texas at Manhattan!

https://commercialobserver.com/2020/01/university-of-texas-plans-manhattan-campus-28-west-44th-street/

UT Austin students will come to New York to “intern in a field related to their interests and study online with UT Austin-based faculty in courses tailored to the New York urban environment,” according to the program’s website. Roughly 50 students are expected to participate in the spring 2020 semester.

Meanwhile, aggy can go to collie Station and stick their arms up a cow’s ass!

The college of communication called me asking for some money in regards to helping finance the interns and program participants who will head up there. Pretty cool stuff. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Maybe they can meet SOHO's mom.

[Tex Pete 20430]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Meanwhile, aggy can go to collie Station and stick their arms up a cow’s ass!

But a cow's ass is so much warmer than Manhattan!

[Alien Octopus 559]

17 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

But a cow's ass is so much warmer than Manhattan!

Had an Aggie Vet stick his arm up 15 of my cows yesterday and chop 8 ball sacks. I am happy to have Aggies around to do that sort of thing well.

[NoName 16369]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Meanwhile, aggy can go to collie Station and stick their arms up a cow’s ass!

if they are lucky, they can go to Texas A&M at Qatar!

[Vic Mackey 47121]

"“Wildcats” at Texas A&M are markers of your A&M Class – but it wasn’t always so! Tell us what you remember and what you learned!
🙌 Today’s fish wildcat has been around since at least the 1940s
🗣 Aggie seniors have only been whooping since the 1960s (and it wasn’t “whoop” with a P at first!)
👍 1974’s yearbook notes that “whoop” had become a junior privilege
👉👈 But the “A-A-A-A” for sophomores and “A-A-A-whoop” for juniors didn’t become widespread across the whole student body until the 1980s!"

[Scholz 11956]

Such fucking weirdos

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"“Wildcats” at Texas A&M are markers of your A&M Class – but it wasn’t always so! Tell us what you remember and what you learned!
🙌 Today’s fish wildcat has been around since at least the 1940s
🗣 Aggie seniors have only been whooping since the 1960s (and it wasn’t “whoop” with a P at first!)
👍 1974’s yearbook notes that “whoop” had become a junior privilege
👉👈 But the “A-A-A-A” for sophomores and “A-A-A-whoop” for juniors didn’t become widespread across the whole student body until the 1980s!"

Wildcat, fish, A-A-A whoop...what the actual fuck does any of this mean and how (more importantly, why) do they keep up with it all? It just doesn't seem like real life. 

[Bevo14 8363]

5 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wildcat, fish, A-A-A whoop...what the actual fuck does any of this mean and how (more importantly, why) do they keep up with it all? It just doesn't seem like real life. 

You gotta become fluent in dumbfuck before you can understand it.

[closetojumping 62785]

52 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"“Wildcats” at Texas A&M are markers of your A&M Class – but it wasn’t always so! Tell us what you remember and what you learned!
🙌 Today’s fish wildcat has been around since at least the 1940s
🗣 Aggie seniors have only been whooping since the 1960s (and it wasn’t “whoop” with a P at first!)
👍 1974’s yearbook notes that “whoop” had become a junior privilege
👉👈 But the “A-A-A-A” for sophomores and “A-A-A-whoop” for juniors didn’t become widespread across the whole student body until the 1980s!"

 

31 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wildcat, fish, A-A-A whoop...what the actual fuck does any of this mean and how (more importantly, why) do they keep up with it all? It just doesn't seem like real life. 

Count me in as well in terms of not understanding what in the fuck I just read ... or saw.

[BlueGreySky 1027]

Fucking goobers.  Every single one of them (minus the 2%).

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Fucking goobers.  Every single one of them (minus the 2%).

the 2%ers are latent carriers

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Aggy...please stop.

[RomaVicta 29967]

On 1/21/2020 at 1:46 PM, Tex Long said:

Lemme just abbreviate your standard Wall'o'Words™ response, there. 

Reminds me of the Rapelor responses denying malfeasance... "absence" and "appropriate" do not mean the plans didn't exist, nor that they weren't available, or even that they weren't recalled. It appears, from photos and films of the process, they were not tieing the layers together, which was a proximate cause of the stack's collapse.

I'm not sure which is worse, building it without planning or neglecting to use existing plans. I'm leaning toward believing the story of the manual, but either way it's a clear message of moronic behavior. Your opinion may be otherwise, but that's not something I give a fuck about.

I will add what I recall but don't feel like looking up. TexLong's story sounds like an Aggie cover story. I know TexLong is no more an Aggie conspirator than I am. It's just one of those plausible sounding lies they come up with.

My recollection is that there was an engineering professor at A&M at the time who had more than once warned the school that the design and execution formed a catastrophe waiting to happen. He was still there when the bonfire stack collapsed and killed the drunk students who had no business working on such an exaggerated and pointless endeavor.

Immediately Aggies and local law enforcement closed ranks around the disaster as though it was the last stand of the Spartans at Thermopylae. What kind of sorry bastard raises engineering issues in the face of such a heroic story? Ill-founded myths of heroism and sacrifice replaced rational thought. God and Dinesh ensured the Aggie victory over tu.

YOU CAN'T SPOIL THAT OR WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

The pervasion of Idiot World. We live in great days for those such as aggy.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Had a buddy that was a Capt. On College Station Fire say when they showed up there were beer cans and whiskey bottles everywhere. After working several hours he noticed all tjise cans and bottles were gone. That was prior to case photos being taken by the fire marshalls office.
Yeah, those aggys circled ranks trying to control the narrative and covering their cowardly asses.

[Deej 76894]

And they were so distraught about the entire thing that they could barely find it within themselves to place calls to the Texas players hotel rooms all through the night before the game 

[heights guy 128]

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying.  Is there any truth to the rumor that Whitman was actually working for the track and football teams and was trying to find someone that could run a 4.3 40?  Doesn't sound like he found anyone. 

[SydneyCarton 48149]

This will be a fun crowdsource.

Of course an aggy would show up bent, ignoring or incapable of understanding that our stance is the exact opposite: We actually hate kids dying to the point that we find coverups and hiding negligence that murdered a bunch of kids to be despicable. aTm? Well, sure, they don't want their kids to die, but it's not as important as making sure the University and their culture can dodge any blame. Very Baylor-esque. 

Also, go fuck yourself. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

27 minutes ago, heights guy said:

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying.  Is there any truth to the rumor that Whitman was actually working for the track and football teams and was trying to find someone that could run a 4.3 40?  Doesn't sound like he found anyone. 

And we have found one of "the finest fans in all of college sports."

I don't personally equate what Whitman did (premeditated mass homicide) with what the aggys did (negligent mass homicide), but if aggys want to insist the bonfire deaths were premediated and intentional acts of despicable cowardice, I will have to defer to the aggy point of view on the matter. "Despicable cowardice" does pretty much sum up the entire reaction and "investigation" by the aggys into what happened. I guess the truth about what you idiots did just hurt too much for you people to be honest with yourselves.

Regardless, at the end of the day, at least the UT administrators didn't cover up the facts, use political connections to avoid personal responsibility, and then use the dead students as part of a marketing campaign by the university, promoting a farcical and dishonest version of what actually happened.

Have a nice day.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[Iceman 2725]

13 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Aggy...please stop.

It will never stop.  That's why a furled brow gets cast towards the " maybe we should schedule them in football..." crowd.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Iceman

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

The one thing you can't say about Whitman was that he wasn't any good at what he was doing, unlike the aggy who built the bonfire

[Jkwellborn 6723]

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying.  Is there any truth to the rumor that Whitman was actually working for the track and football teams and was trying to find someone that could run a 4.3 40?  Doesn't sound like he found anyone. 

What’s the over/under on how long your bitch ass gets booted? I bet you’re a miserable fuck in real life.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

50 minutes ago, heights guy said:

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying. 

it's more like, we don't want to let the subject drop until the appropriate object lesson has been learned

which, it has not, you guys are still Aggies

[Tex Pete 20430]

59 minutes ago, heights guy said:

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying.  Is there any truth to the rumor that Whitman was actually working for the track and football teams and was trying to find someone that could run a 4.3 40?  Doesn't sound like he found anyone. 

Our school didn't murder a bunch of drunk students. Yours did.

Classiest fans in America, folks. The envy of the rest of the country.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Tex Pete

[Duval Street 420]

57 minutes ago, heights guy said:

You guys seem to like to talk about students dying.  Is there any truth to the rumor that Whitman was actually working for the track and football teams and was trying to find someone that could run a 4.3 40?  Doesn't sound like he found anyone. 

He wouldn't have had enough bullets for the aggy football team.

[Scholz 11956]

There's no real comparison between Whitman and the drunken regarded aggy death log pile.  Whitman was suffering from mental illness.  Wait...

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

I thought "being aggy" is a known mental disorder

Edited January 23, 2020 by Kel Varnsen

[Hagbard Celine 10907]

aggy is equating whitman with the pile collapse.

wow.

[Armybrat 40869]

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What’s the over/under on how long your bitch ass gets booted? I bet you’re a miserable fuck in real life.

He is just the typical brainwashed aggy without a clue about real life.

[SydneyCarton 48149]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He is just the typical brainwashed aggy without a clue about real life.

I mean, I get you, but I thought that's basically what Jkwellborn said. 

[Armybrat 40869]

Well that, and that he should just go fuck himself with Jimbo’s tiny dick.

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Heights Guy, we never knew ye.  Now go fuck yourself.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Homesickhorn

[Jkwellborn 6723]

Well that, and that he should just go fuck himself with Jimbo’s tiny dick.

Come on man. Jimbos dick isn’t fucking anyone. Ask Candi.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

40 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Heights Guy, we never knew ye.  Now go fuck yourself.

I would have left that post up. aggys depend on "unapproved speech" being scrubbed from various forums so they can deny any aggy ever made the comment in question.

aggy stupidity has been allowed, tolerated, covered up, sanitized and condoned far too long. That one of those idiot rednecks laughed at mass murder and laughing asserted it was a conscious effort of academic administrators to somehow add to the fortunes of the school's athletics program says a lot about how the aggy mind works.

aggys are seriously fucked up people. There are a number of individuals working behind the scenes to deliver the aggy administrators and alumni a harsh lesson in accountability. Let's hope this comes to fruition. 2020 could be a very bad year for aggy stupidity, dishonesty and dumbfuckery.

Let's hope so, because the people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

 

[InkaUtexas 26049]

and now China cooties is in Collie land. 

Health officials in Brazos County said they are investigating a possible case of coronavirus.

The patient is someone who recently traveled to the Bryan-College Station area from Wuhan, China.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

The sheep must have been busy.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 1/22/2020 at 1:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

"“Wildcats” at Texas A&M are markers of your A&M Class – but it wasn’t always so! Tell us what you remember and what you learned!
🙌 Today’s fish wildcat has been around since at least the 1940s
🗣 Aggie seniors have only been whooping since the 1960s (and it wasn’t “whoop” with a P at first!)
👍 1974’s yearbook notes that “whoop” had become a junior privilege
👉👈 But the “A-A-A-A” for sophomores and “A-A-A-whoop” for juniors didn’t become widespread across the whole student body until the 1980s!"

 

I can't.. I don't even, I mean

What. The. Fuck?

[texifornia 57069]

Holy shit it's an aggy

 

[Jersey Man10 3539]

Aggy trying to one up the bubonic plague. Typical little brother syndrome.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit it's an aggy

It's karma making a house call on the aggys for the fuckwad making the Charles Whitman comment earlier today.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[TrashMaster G 17584]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I can't.. I don't even, I mean

What. The. Fuck?

You are better off not understanding.  Just stand back and mock.

[Enchubben 5510]

How long before they have coronavirus commemorative cups?

Can someone photoshop coronavirus champion on the stadium wall?

[Rudiger 1168]

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

How long before they have coronavirus commemorative cups?

Can someone photoshop coronavirus champion on the stadium wall?

Maybe they can put it on that “trophy” they gave jumbo. They’d actually get to fill in the date on 20__!

[Bevo14 8363]

3 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Maybe they can put it on that “trophy” they gave jumbo. They’d actually get to fill in the date on 20__!

Don't need to fill anything in, ya stupid sip. We'd win the coronavirus natty every year for the century /aggy

[Randolph Duke 4034]

"CDC officials stated one of the first signs of the virus was greatly diminished intellectual abilities. Texas A&M officials insist the victim showed no behaviors that differed in any way from most others on the A&M campus."

 

[demos 3004]

Holy shit it's an aggy
 

Well, it’s been nice knowing y’all. Time to prepare for the aggy zombie (redundant I know) apocalypse.

[CHIEF 5094]

I hope they quarantine that shithole for the next 6 months. It would do wonders for their recruiting. Actually, it probably wouldn't change it much.

CHIEF