Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Armybrat 40,882]

11 hours ago, skipperj said:

I know I give you a lot of shit, but you do know your stuff. Exactly the response I was hoping for.

And it was exactly the response I knew was forthcoming.

I did C&P RD's post on City Data - with a couple of edits (they don't like smack talk there).

Edited May 30, 2018 by Armybrat

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

4 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

We need a subcategory in this thread called "Randolph Duke's Real Facts." I enjoy reading what research you've dug up on aggy.

.... or you could just go here.

[Cairn Horn88 8,281]

12 hours ago, skipperj said:

I know I give you a lot of shit, but you do know your stuff. Exactly the response I was hoping for.

I'll allow this.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

I know I give you a lot of shit, but you do know your stuff. Exactly the response I was hoping for.

Who are you and what have you done with skipperj

[Longboard Horn 40,460]

8 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

I still have one of these. Anybody else?

Right here. I also have a Christmas ornament.

[Longboard Horn 40,460]

To me, this will always be one of the top 5 aggyest things I've ever seen. The stairs that lead to nowhere at the rec. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

Those aren’t stairs ya stupid ‘sip. They are display shelves for jizz jars  

 

[skipperj 377]

39 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Who are you and what have you done with skipperj

He's still a beating. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

41 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

To me, this will always be one of the top 5 aggyest things I've ever seen. The stairs that lead to nowhere at the rec. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,218]

Injineirin’ school 

[TtomTerrific 200]

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

I love this thing. 

I can totally see dork, gallute, core moron yelling straight at that wall. 

That section probably has some aggy lore monicker absent a definite article like "corner" or "triangle" 

 

[mackavelli 183]

https://twitter.com/morningawo/status/1001888999508774913

[utee94 15,855]

17 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

I love this thing. 

I can totally see dork, gallute, core moron yelling straight at that wall. 

That section probably has some aggy lore monicker absent a definite article like "corner" or "triangle" 

 

Ha, no doubt!

"I was honored when selected by my commander to be stationed in Corner for the Nichols State game."

[Machinator 32,099]

7 minutes ago, mackavelli said:

https://twitter.com/morningawo/status/1001888999508774913

 

[Butch Had Not 2,992]

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Set phasers to kill?

[Longboard Horn 40,460]

4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Those aren’t stairs ya stupid ‘sip. They are display shelves for jizz jars  

 

You’re absolutely right. What was I thinking?!

[South Austin 52,572]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Maybe I'm a little slow mid-week, but somebody help me out here.

[ousux 5,601]

Maybe I'm a little slow mid-week, but somebody help me out here.

Yeah, Twitter twatters don't mean much to me without context..

I have no idea what's going on. Well, maybe a little but still..

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[South Austin 52,572]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

aggy: "He scurred uh Jimbo."

[TexasMan 10,971]

 

[Orange&White 5,528]

Neither Texas nor aggies ain't goin' to no Cotton Bowl this season.

For two entirely separate reasons.

[TexasMan 10,971]

1 minute ago, Orange^White said:

Neither Texas nor aggies ain't goin' to no Cotton Bowl this season.

For two entirely separate reasons.

He meant next year. Which I guess he's saying both teams will have 10+ wins by next year. So in a way he's complimenting the Horns? Strange. 

[PencilPusher 454]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Long con going on here.......This may happen in 2030 at a neutral site (NRG or JerrahWorld....maybe in SA if they ever replace the Alamodome) and might recur once every 5 years unless of course some earth shattering realignment occurs and the teams are back in the same conference or division (if and when conferences for football go bye bye). I don't see it in the regular rotation otherwise. Betcha we do a home & home with ND, USC again, Florida, Georgia or some other brand name before this game happens again (thinking out to 2028 and 2029 the next time our schedule has an open spot)

[PencilPusher 454]

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

[txhorns 2,413]

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

This is actually pretty telling on what his true thoughts on each program are.  He will always overvalue aggy and undervalue Texas.  So him claiming both teams will have about 10 wins next year is him being bullish on Texas but not much at all on aggy.

[South Austin 52,572]

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

My prediction: Liucci will eat another Dick.

[Jkwellborn 6,725]

Yeah, Twitter twatters don't mean much to me without context..

I have no idea what's going on. Well, maybe a little but still..

Went over my head too.

[TrashMaster G 17,590]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

My prediction: Liucci will eat another Dick.

Really going out on a limb there . 

[texifornia 57,080]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'm a little slow mid-week, but somebody help me out here.

Jackass Tyler over here was calling some black kid his slave on Snapchat complete with a delightfully retrograde photoshop. No idea what the context there is, It's so stupidly racist it feels like a gigantic swing and a miss at being "ironic"

[Machinator 32,099]

The usual:

[Machinator 32,099]

More:

[Hagbard Celine 10,910]

what the hell is a "recency bias"??

aggy are intergalactic champions at making shit up to fit their narrative.

but i doubt "recency" scores in scrabble.

the confirmation bias of their own "agency" in this discussion is worse than delusional.

full aggy.

[Longboard Horn 40,460]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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Those people are beyond stupid.

[Tex Pete 20,433]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

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That "winning something first" has always proven to be impossible for them. Since 1940. 

[mininghorn88 2,298]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That "winning something first" has always proven to be impossible for them. Since 1940. 

Not true. They won WW2 with just a few good aggys.

[markstanco 12,586]

Going in the opposite direction is great.

Like getting beat in your bowl game by wake forest, that's turning the corner for sure.

[Leanderman 2,276]

LSU their biggest rival? I thought you were suppose to beat them every now and then, not be their whipping boy?

[Tex Pete 20,433]

26 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

LSU their biggest rival? I thought you were suppose to beat them every now and then, not be their whipping boy?

Well, they used to claim us as their biggest rival, and they rarely beat us. One out of three times isn't a big rivalry. 

[texifornia 57,080]

[Colonel Sanders 1,369]

I think they will have the belly full of losing part covered this year.  Not sure that ever made an average team great, but whatever.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

The usual:

I guess this guy's a little slow to hear the news that we hired CDC?

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"Lets win an SEC title or NC. Then let's play them"

So, never?

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Calm down there, Miss Karen. We don't want 6figs to have to call the paramedics.

Then we'd have to start calling you "D-fibs."

[OU Sucks 8,907]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

The usual:

I'm glad they confirmed aggy is scared to play our fundamentally broken program in the second paragraph.

[Player 4,576]

If aggy wants to mention Case McCoy and film in the same breath, then I suppose we better take a look at the only tape that really matters. 

Choke on that for eternity, you aggy bitches. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Playing like crazed dogs? You mean doggie style?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

11 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I'm glad they confirmed aggy is scared to play our fundamentally broken program in the second paragraph.

The aggy cultural lack of critical thinking is one of their most self-identifying characteristics. Never does an aggy ask, "What if we are wrong about our assessment?" Thais is as unasked as "How can we do this better."

They are their own worst enemies. And that will not change in any of our lifetimes.

I can already tell how this weekend's baseball regional will be looked at by aggy. If they do well, it was because the "Jimbo effect" has taken over all of aggy athletics and greatness is upon them. If they do poorly, it will be because "sippy cheated" and abused the position of regional host team.

They have the mentality and maturity of little children.

[Scholz 11,956]

29 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

"Lets win an SEC title or NC. Then let's play them"

So, never?

Ha. That was my takeaway as well.  What a bunch of loudmouthed loser dumbasses.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Ha. That was my takeaway as well.  What a bunch of loudmouthed loser dumbasses.

The other hilarious part is that they keep acting as if once they win a conference or national title (luuuuuuuuuulz), they'll be able to turn around and schedule us the next year. 

Hey dumbfucks, you have to schedule these things like 7 years out, so you're either not scared to play us or you are.  Clearly, it's the latter.

[Noah Fence 480]

I want to make sure I have this straight.  We are scared to play aggy, but they only want to play us if they are guaranteed to win the game. 

aggy logic at its finest.

Edited May 31, 2018 by Noah Fence