Tell Me About Texas a&m

[markstanco 12582]

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

And how will they make sure that they don't collapse

[Homesickhorn 2202]

"It looks like a great park, very attractive to new students, I mean maybe even like a place to go fishing on the lake, a few concerts even, a first date in the park, who knows?," said Tony Chuo, a student at Texas A&M University.

This kid fucks.

 

[Go Pokes 979]

What about when they announced they could end starvation by feeding cotton flour to the hungry?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

15 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

"It looks like a great park, very attractive to new students, I mean maybe even like a place to go fishing on the lake, a few concerts even, a first date in the park, who knows?," said Tony Chuo, a student at Texas A&M University.

This kid fucks.

 

It’s going to be a 3’ deep retaining pond, probable stagnant. The bacteria count will be significant. And the aggys are already proclaiming its “greatness.”

I’m sure they are already selling “sacred retaining pond” t-shirts and claiming “sips ain’t rich ‘cause they ain’t go no game-day re-tainin’ pond. Recruits love re-tainin’ ponds! Advantage aggy!”

Edited February 25, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[Tex Pete 20403]

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

"It looks like a great park, very attractive to new students, I mean maybe even like a place to go fishing on the lake, a few concerts even, a first date in the park, who knows?," said Tony Chuo, a student at Texas A&M University.

This kid fucks.

Right on, bro!

I remember all those relaxing afternoons I spent fishing or riding the rapids in Waller Creek. So peaceful. Not a care in the world.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

15 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Aggies should make up their mind. Are you military wannabes or not? IMAGINE HAVING A CURFEW IN TEH ARMY?!!!??!?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

7 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

the aggys will declare the lake to be sacred ground and prohibit people from walking on its water

"HEY! GET THAT LONG HAIRED FAGGOT OFF OUR POND!!!!!"

"Um, that's Jesus."

"Aw, he's OK, then."

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Of course parking lots will be five miles away, and they will make a small fortune with a shuttle line to and from.

They literally, I shit you not, had a chance to build a truly one-of-a-kind, architecturally enviable stadium a few years ago. The aggy golf course is a money-waster, according to their bean counters, and so there was a proposal to build the "new" Kyle Field on the southeast corner of campus, where among other things, they could start from scratch and make it visually agreeable even to non-aggy. They would have also been able to convert the current real estate into much needed on-campus parking, or a whole host of other possible projects.

The biggest reason they did not go that route? The biggest reason for their SuperKroger monstrosity? 

Parking. They did not want to have parking average more than half a mile for their fans, because their fans would not be able to walk that far.

They have the ugliest stadium in America, and it is because they have the laziest fans in America.

[markstanco 12582]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

for their fans, because their fans would not be able to walk that far.

 

Funny, before you wrote that I just went to google satellite images and thought to myself 'hey they did get parking correct'. Only time Ive been to that stadium was to the 05 game.   

[Leanderman 2275]

Just think if they forego lawn mowers and go green, you know sheep and goats wandering around those trees for "beautification". 

[LonghornSean 4008]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

27 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just think if they forego lawn mowers and go green, you know sheep and goats wandering around those trees for "beautification". 

They don't do anything that reminds people they are an agricultural school. It boggles the mind how much arable land on their campus they leave weed-strewn and unproductive.

[Gatorubet 30254]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Where are they going to get all those trees from?

While it may still be Hell with trees and a park bench, it is slightly better than Hell without them.

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Just think if they forego lawn mowers and go green, you know sheep and goats wandering around those trees for "beautification". 

My question is why in the world do they think they can grow grass there when they can't grow it anywhere else on campus.

[Tigersnake 670]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Where are they going to get all those trees from?

I can't tell from the rendering but I think that must the new Zoysia/Troops-Hating Crabgrass strain. Otherwise, why would those aggy be walking on it? If it's regular sacred aggy grass, all those students are in for a world of trouble.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

53 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

They don't do anything that reminds people they are an agricultural school. It boggles the mind how much arable land on their campus they leave weed-strewn and unproductive.

How dare you say the aggy campus ain’t purty.

[TrashMaster G 17568]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

My question is why in the world do they think they can grow grass there when they can't grow it anywhere else on campus.

With as much bullshit as aggy generates, you'd think the place would be green like Ireland in the springtime.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

I always was confused about this 'WRTS' motto. Exactly what does aggy run in this state?

 

[Bevo14 8349]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I always was confused about this 'WRTS' motto. Exactly what does aggy run in this state?

 

The gloryholes

[Scholz 11944]

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I always was confused about this 'WRTS' motto. Exactly what does aggy run in this state?

Dumbassery

[demos 3004]

I always was confused about this 'WRTS' motto. Exactly what does aggy run in this state?
 

The forestry service?

Unfortunately

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

46 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

With as much bullshit as aggy generates, you'd think the place would be green like Ireland in the springtime.

The truth is (and @Randolph Duke can cite sources if you need them) Brazos County has such poor soil that in the early 20th Century, there was a push in the legislature to convert Texas A&M into a psych hospital, and open the state's premier agricultural school somewhere else, where you can actually grow things profitably.

[OU Sucks 8887]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

How dare you say the aggy campus ain’t purty.

Having never been to that shithole, I thought "surly these are extreme examples that were only like that for a short time or stock photos from Liberia", so I decided to do some research.  Nope, 100% reality:

https://goo.gl/maps/H12gNFc6S1aYLE4D8
https://goo.gl/maps/x3rxB1yxGBBnrCbBA
https://goo.gl/maps/VAwDV6PUG6iKNLwAA
https://goo.gl/maps/DMMvPKgrRy9gTp1J7

And a bonus find...howdy!
https://goo.gl/maps/eLVndP9YaPMPgqtX9

Edited February 25, 2020 by OU Sucks

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Having never been to that shithole, I thought "surly these are extreme examples that were only like that for a short time or stock photos from Liberia", so I decided to do some research.  Nope, 100% reality:

https://goo.gl/maps/H12gNFc6S1aYLE4D8
https://goo.gl/maps/x3rxB1yxGBBnrCbBA
https://goo.gl/maps/VAwDV6PUG6iKNLwAA
https://goo.gl/maps/DMMvPKgrRy9gTp1J7

And a bonus find...howdy!
https://goo.gl/maps/eLVndP9YaPMPgqtX9

You got me curious about my old stomping grounds, so I checked, and the street maps for most of the city are getting really, really old. Like, 10 years old in a lot of cases. Case in point? This is the hoarder house from up the road from our old house. This was taken maybe a month or so after the city cleanup crew hauled off five dumpsters worth of junk from her yard. I wrote about it on the old site. I have no idea, but I suspect she's dead now. Wonder if anyone will ever find her?

[Scholz 11944]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

the hoarder house...

Her cats probably ate her

[Jkwellborn 6713]

Her cats probably ate her

My great aunt had a heart attack and died in her greenhouse. The dog was trapped in there with her for a couple of days. I wondered if it got hungry enough for that.

[Elmer_Fudd 22295]

Roller coaster climbing.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3096638

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

"Marie Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her lonely nest
In the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West
July 29

She'd been lying there for two or three weeks
The neighbors said they never heard a squeak
While hungry eyes that could not speak
Said even little doggies have got to eat

She was a winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Whoa, poor Marie"

 

Nick Lowe
 

[Dennis Taylor 18839]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The truth is (and @Randolph Duke can cite sources if you need them) Brazos County has such poor soil that in the early 20th Century, there was a push in the legislature to convert Texas A&M into a psych hospital, and open the state's premier agricultural school somewhere else, where you can actually grow things profitably.

from your tone I get the feeling you somehow think this did not happen

[Randolph Duke 4034]

42 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

from your tone I get the feeling you somehow think this did not happen

One of the leaders to shut down the A&M campus and move the college to the main campus in Austin was one of the former presidents of A&M.

[ztejas 43495]

43 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

from your tone I get the feeling you somehow think this did not happen

Brilliant 

[Deej 76842]

7 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s going to be a 3’ deep retaining pond, probable stagnant.

No worries. The stadium bats will eat all the mosquitos. 

[Modessit 5603]

I'm at a restaurant and they have the aggy vs Kentucky game on one of the TVs. They showed some pom GIRLS that had aTm on their tops. I thought that was illegal at aggy. Of course later they showed the milkman gesticulating like a weirdo.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

4 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

The gloryholes

WRTS?   We rule this stall?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Gesticulating weirdos.  Turdition.  

[ButtFumble 5180]

I have aggy winning the SEC SEC SEC West this year with a 10-3 record and going to the CCG

here is how I see it breaking down

Saturday Apr. 18          
Maroon & White Spring Game
Kyle Field, College Station, TX      Win 1-0 1-0

    
Saturday Sep. 5     
Abilene Christian Football Schedule     
Abilene Christian Wildcats
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 2-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 12     
North Texas Football Schedule     
North Texas Mean Green
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 3-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 19     
Colorado Football Schedule     
Colorado Buffaloes
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 4-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 26     
Arkansas Football Schedule     
vs Arkansas Razorbacks
AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX             Win 5-0 2-0

Saturday Oct. 3     
Mississippi State Bulldogs Football Schedule     
at Mississippi State Bulldogs
Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, MS     Loss 5-1 2-1

Saturday Oct. 10     
Fresno State Football Schedule     
Fresno State Bulldogs
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 6-1 2-1

Saturday Oct. 17     
Auburn Football Schedule     
at Auburn Tigers
Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL     Win 7-1 3-1

Saturday Oct. 24     
South Carolina Football Schedule     
at South Carolina Gamecocks
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC     Win 8-2 4-1

Saturday
Oct. 31         
OFF
        
Saturday
Nov. 7     Ole Miss Football Schedule     
Ole Miss Rebels
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 9-2 5-1

Saturday Nov. 14     
Vanderbilt Football Schedule     
Vanderbilt Commodores
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 10-2 6-1

Saturday Nov. 21     
Alabama Crimson Tide Football Schedule     
at Alabama Crimson Tide
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL     Loss 10-3 6-2

Saturday Nov. 28     
LSU Football Schedule     
LSU Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Loss 10-3 6-3

Saturday Dec. 5     SEC Football Schedule     
SEC Championship
Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA     
   

so aggy loses to LSU and Alabama as expected and their "shit the bed" game is to The Lane Train at Mississippi State

but I have Alabama losing to Georgia, LSU and Auburn

I have LSU losing to Florida, Auburn, and a "shit the bed game" to South Carolina

I have Auburn losing to aggy, Georgia, and a "shit the bed game to Kentucky"

I have The Lane Train at Mississippi State losing to Alabama, LSU, and Auburn

so you have a 4 way tie with aggy, Alabama, LSU and Mississippi State all with 3 losses in the SEC SEC SEC west and aggy with losses to LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State so you would think they would be out of it and it would be between LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State.....BUT!.......aggy won their Spring Game while LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State all lost their Spring Game so aggy is 6-3 while the others are 5-4 and aggy wins the SEC SEC SEC West, but they lose to Florida in the SEC SEC SEC CCG then go to the Belk Bowl and they lose to end the season 10-5 6-4

[Dennis Taylor 18839]

10 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I have aggy winning the SEC SEC SEC West this year with a 10-3 record and going to the CCG

here is how I see it breaking down

Saturday Apr. 18          
Maroon & White Spring Game
Kyle Field, College Station, TX      Win 1-0 1-0

    
Saturday Sep. 5     
Abilene Christian Football Schedule     
Abilene Christian Wildcats
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 2-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 12     
North Texas Football Schedule     
North Texas Mean Green
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 3-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 19     
Colorado Football Schedule     
Colorado Buffaloes
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 4-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 26     
Arkansas Football Schedule     
vs Arkansas Razorbacks
AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX             Win 5-0 2-0

Saturday Oct. 3     
Mississippi State Bulldogs Football Schedule     
at Mississippi State Bulldogs
Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, MS     Loss 5-1 2-1

Saturday Oct. 10     
Fresno State Football Schedule     
Fresno State Bulldogs
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 6-1 2-1

Saturday Oct. 17     
Auburn Football Schedule     
at Auburn Tigers
Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL     Win 7-1 3-1

Saturday Oct. 24     
South Carolina Football Schedule     
at South Carolina Gamecocks
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC     Win 8-2 4-1

Saturday
Oct. 31         
OFF
        
Saturday
Nov. 7     Ole Miss Football Schedule     
Ole Miss Rebels
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 9-2 5-1

Saturday Nov. 14     
Vanderbilt Football Schedule     
Vanderbilt Commodores
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 10-2 6-1

Saturday Nov. 21     
Alabama Crimson Tide Football Schedule     
at Alabama Crimson Tide
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL     Loss 10-3 6-2

Saturday Nov. 28     
LSU Football Schedule     
LSU Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Loss 10-3 6-3

Saturday Dec. 5     SEC Football Schedule     
SEC Championship
Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA     
   

so aggy loses to LSU and Alabama as expected and their "shit the bed" game is to The Lane Train at Mississippi State

but I have Alabama losing to Georgia, LSU and Auburn

I have LSU losing to Florida, Auburn, and a "shit the bed game" to South Carolina

I have Auburn losing to aggy, Georgia, and a "shit the bed game to Kentucky"

I have The Lane Train at Mississippi State losing to Alabama, LSU, and Auburn

so you have a 4 way tie with aggy, Alabama, LSU and Mississippi State all with 3 losses in the SEC SEC SEC west and aggy with losses to LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State so you would think they would be out of it and it would be between LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State.....BUT!.......aggy won their Spring Game while LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State all lost their Spring Game so aggy is 6-3 while the others are 5-4 and aggy wins the SEC SEC SEC West, but they lose to Florida in the SEC SEC SEC CCG then go to the Belk Bowl and they lose to end the season 10-5 6-4

you've got a math issue in there around the auburn game

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

Your records don’t track and kiffin isn’t at state. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

 Joey Freshwater and the Pirate will fuck up Jimbo's world starting in 2020.  I can't wait to see the Lucci spin when shit goes downhill against Ole Miss, MSU, Bama, LSU and Coach Boom on his swan song season.    

[markstanco 12582]

Roller coaster climbing.
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3096638

Pretty sure 10 wins will happen for them. Shouldnt be that hard.

Acu
North texas
Colorado (lol)
Arkie
Fresno state
Auburn
Sc
Miss
Miss state
Vandy
Bama
Lsu

3rd in the west at best? This was their __year.

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

Just tough to know how bama and LSU will be with new qbs, and how the miss schools and arky will be with new coaches. 
I think all the uncertainty averages out to 9-3 but who knows until we see some games. 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I have aggy winning the SEC SEC SEC West this year with a 10-3 record and going to the CCG here is how I see it breaking down

Saturday Apr. 18          

Maroon & White Spring Game

Kyle Field, College Station, TX      Win 1-0 1-0

    

Saturday Sep. 5     

Abilene Christian Football Schedule     

Abilene Christian Wildcats

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 2-0 1-0

 

Saturday Sep. 12     

North Texas Football Schedule     

North Texas Mean Green

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 3-0 1-0

Saturday Sep. 19     

Colorado Football Schedule     

Colorado Buffaloes

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 4-0 1-0

 

Saturday Sep. 26     

Arkansas Football Schedule     

vs Arkansas Razorbacks

AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX             Win 5-0 2-0

Saturday Oct. 3     

Mississippi State Bulldogs Football Schedule     

at Mississippi State Bulldogs

Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, MS     Loss 5-1 2-1

 

Saturday Oct. 10     

Fresno State Football Schedule     

Fresno State Bulldogs

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 6-1 2-1

 

Saturday Oct. 17     

Auburn Football Schedule     

at Auburn Tigers

Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL     Win 7-1 3-1

 

Saturday Oct. 24     

South Carolina Football Schedule     

at South Carolina Gamecocks

Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC     Win 8-2 4-1

Saturday

Oct. 31         

OFF

        

Saturday

Nov. 7     Ole Miss Football Schedule     

Ole Miss Rebels

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 9-2 5-1

 

Saturday Nov. 14     

Vanderbilt Football Schedule     

Vanderbilt Commodores

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Win 10-2 6-1

 

Saturday Nov. 21     

Alabama Crimson Tide Football Schedule     

at Alabama Crimson Tide

Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL     Loss 10-3 6-2

 

Saturday Nov. 28     

LSU Football Schedule     

LSU Tigers

Kyle Field, College Station, TX     Loss 10-3 6-3

 

Saturday Dec. 5     SEC Football Schedule     

SEC Championship

Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA     

   

so aggy loses to LSU and Alabama as expected and their "shit the bed" game is to The Lane Train at Mississippi State

but I have Alabama losing to Georgia, LSU and Auburn

I have LSU losing to Florida, Auburn, and a "shit the bed game" to South Carolina

I have Auburn losing to aggy, Georgia, and a "shit the bed game to Kentucky"

I have The Lane Train at Mississippi State losing to Alabama, LSU, and Auburn

so you have a 4 way tie with aggy, Alabama, LSU and Mississippi State all with 3 losses in the SEC SEC SEC west and aggy with losses to LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State so you would think they would be out of it and it would be between LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State.....BUT!.......aggy won their Spring Game while LSU, Alabama, and Mississippi State all lost their Spring Game so aggy is 6-3 while the others are 5-4 and aggy wins the SEC SEC SEC West, but they lose to Florida in the SEC SEC SEC CCG then go to the Belk Bowl and they lose to end the season 10-5 6-4

 

Get your shit right. The ‘Lane Train’ isn’t MS State (as posters have already mentioned above). And, if aggy loses to the first Mississippi school they play (and I think they will because The Pirate doesn’t lose to aggy), history actually has shown that the second Mississippi school follows suit. I absolutely love that you overlooked this fact.

Fuck them, and the way they have made me cheer for teams I hate just because they now play aggy annually. And fuck their stupid little wannabe Grove. There’s only one, and aggy is too stupid to realize that. Fucking idiots.

 

[OrangEngr 1035]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Pretty sure 10 wins will happen for them. Shouldnt be that hard.

Acu
North texas
Colorado (lol)
Arkie
Fresno state
Auburn
Sc
Miss
Miss state
Vandy
Bama
Lsu

3rd in the west at best? This was their __year.

Except they haven’t swept the Mississippi schools and Auburn in a given year since their first in the conf. w JFF. So either that or they beat LSU or Bama. Give me 9 max

[Bevo14 8349]

3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Except they haven’t swept the Mississippi schools and Auburn in a given year since their first in the conf. w JFF. So either that or they beat LSU or Bama. Give me 9 max

They will have a hard time doing worse than 7-5 with that schedule, but every other win will have to come against teams they've either been dominated by or have been at least splitting games with since joining the SEC. I'm going with 8 wins.

Edited February 26, 2020 by Bevo14

[Randolph Duke 4034]

17 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They will have a hard time doing worse than 7-5 with that schedule, but every other win will have to come against teams they've either been dominated by or have been at least splitting games with since joining the SEC. I'm going with 8 wins.

To me, if a team can’t finish above .500 in conference play, regardless of conference, that team isn’t competing for conference titles. A&M football is in the midst of a quarter-century of not having had consecutive football seasons finishing above .500 in conference play. The longest such streak in the history of their program.

I’m not interested in their overall season record as much as I am wondering how long their drought if being competitive in conference play will continue. The o/u for conference wins for aggy should be 4.5. History says bet the under. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

They will have a hard time doing worse than 7-5 with that schedule, but every other win will have to come against teams they've either been dominated by or have been at least splitting games with since joining the SEC. I'm going with 8 wins.

This. The "gimmes" are plentiful, but not as plentiful as aggy thinks they are. And they've got some heavy lifting to do if they want some of the so-called gimmes to come out like they are counting on them coming out. That's even before you get to LSU and Alabama.

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

The o/u for conference wins for aggy should be 4.5. History says bet the under. 

Even if they somehow hit the 'over', they still probably won't be competitive for the conference (hell, division) title. But, yeah. Bet the under. 4 losses are likely, and they will all 4 be in conference.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This. The "gimmes" are plentiful, but not as plentiful as aggy thinks they are. And they've got some heavy lifting to do if they want some of the so-called gimmes to come out like they are counting on them coming out. That's even before you get to LSU and Alabama.

Even if they somehow hit the 'over', they still probably won't be competitive for the conference (hell, division) title. But, yeah. Bet the under. 4 losses are likely, and they will all 4 be in conference.

One thing A&M has avoided since 2012 is losing games they were supposed to win. No inexplicable loses against weaker teams. I’m not sure how long they will keep that stretch up. I’d bet on 8-4 for aggy in 2020. 9-3 would be a big surprise for them. 

[TreatyOak 16366]

[Steel Shank 9428]

Quote

A&M football is in the midst of a quarter-century of not having had consecutive football seasons finishing above .500 in conference play. The longest such streak in the history of their program.

aggy taking mediocrity to new heights.

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

Mediocrity is their one area of excellence