Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

It's hard to believe Candi had desires to fuck other men

No shit. With Jimbo as her reference, you'd for sure figure she would have decided women would be better.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

KKL doesn't even need the vibrator with this picture.

[Dennis Taylor 18,895]

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

KKL doesn't even need the vibrator with this picture.

[General Specific 3,296]

It's hard to believe Candi had desires to fuck other men

Had? Has she suddenly stop?

[TexasMan 10,992]

 

[markstanco 12,640]

Had? Has she suddenly stop?

They are actually divorced now so yea. She can bang all the WR core at florida. Tennis players too.

[Homesickhorn 2,213]

For the record, I think it's wrong to put Bert in the Texags office.
 

For the record (even though I found him), fuck your own face for spoiling.

[Homesickhorn 2,213]

Now, Biff...are you sure you just finished the second coat of wax on my BMW?

Now Biff....don’t con me....

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Bloomberg would've done a lot better yesterday if he'd borrowed Jimbo's wardrobe/no CR and no RD

[Longboard Horn 40,626]

Here’s my contribution. @Randolph Duke will enjoy it!

[Focht Up 631]

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Here’s my contribution. @Randolph Duke will enjoy it!

Bravo, sir.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Some aggy are better prepared than others for the coming pandemic, it seems:

 

[Bevo14 8,388]

took their ball hand sanitizer bottles and went home

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

All I know is that somewhere, there is a sheep who is grateful some aggy has cleaned their hands first.

[Longboard Horn 40,626]

Just remember they also have hockey. I see a lot of playoff appearances, but no championships. Yet another sport the hitler youth is mediocre at. 

https://www.tamuicehockey.com/clubhistory

[JMFP 1,126]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Some aggy are better prepared than others for the coming pandemic, it seems:

 

So the glory hole cams in the bathrooms are going to be turned into surveillance cameras?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just remember they also have hockey. I see a lot of playoff appearances, but no championships. Yet another sport the hitler youth is mediocre at. 

https://www.tamuicehockey.com/clubhistory

SLEEPING GIANT

['stache 21,895]

On 2/25/2020 at 9:26 AM, Beau Vine said:

Where are they going to get all those trees from?

They'll be those sad little trees with rebar support like in suburban strip mall parking lots. $25 million ain't gonna buy that many mature trees. Not even close.

[Beau Vine 54,489]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3034815

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3034815

$80,000 for a bull seems a tad bit high to me. Kinda like somebody spending $100,000 for a vintage El Camino.

[PhillyD 1,258]

He didn't have to pay anything for Candy's bull.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,999]

25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

$80,000 for a bull seems a tad bit high to me. Kinda like somebody spending $100,000 for a vintage El Camino.

So aggy has now created a female bull?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So aggy has now created a female bull?

I'm sorry, was it a heifer? I try to avoid remembering what I've read when it comes to aggy. There's only so much I can take before it makes me nauseous. That would be even worse, though, if I'm remembering rightly. Don't breeding bulls go for more than heifers? Either way, aggy being aggy, you can be pretty sure he overpaid. And Jimbo being Jimbo, you can be pretty sure it's the bull in the next stall over who will actually get all the action.

[Jkwellborn 6,783]

He didn't have to pay anything for Candy's bull.

How do you know that it wasn’t for that?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So aggy has now created a female bull?

We have a big, strong, feisty longhorn steer and aggy has a female bull.  Sounds about right.  

[Scheiss Meister 8,416]

I was in traffic and couldn't get a picture, but I just saw an aggymobile with TAMU7OT on the license plate.  Damn, they are goofy.

[TexasMan 10,992]

 

[tejas60 3,535]

11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

but they'd have scoreboard. advantage, aggy.

[markstanco 12,640]

but they'd have scoreboard. advantage, aggy.

Huh? Do explain.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,999]

No 27-25

[JMFP 1,126]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

11 hours ago, tejas60 said:

but they'd have scoreboard. advantage, aggy.

Huh? Do explain.

If they were spotted a touchdown then the last game would have been 27-31.... Advantage aggy.

[po elvis 2,083]

41 minutes ago, JMFP said:

If they were spotted a touchdown then the last game would have been 27-31.... Advantage aggy.

no, we just would have knew we needed to come back by an extra touchdown.

[Player 4,576]

Huh? Do explain.

stanco has to be at least part aggy to require an explanation for this.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,999]

1 hour ago, JMFP said:

If they were spotted a touchdown then the last game would have been 27-31.... Advantage aggy.

So they were spotted a touchdown, bit not the extra point?  Texas would have been down 32 - 24 going into the last drive so we would have had to herp a derp our way to a touchdown instead of a field goal.  Tack on the 2 point conversion and we go into overtime where UT wins by a touchdown

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

you guys should definitely keep overthinking this

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

38 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you guys should definitely keep overthinking this

No shit. The tl:dr is that they suck even when you use completely made up metrics. As if that was a surprise, somehow.

[markstanco 12,640]

2 hours ago, Player said:

 

stanco has to be at least part aggy to require an explanation for this.

 

Sitting in my neighbors garage drinking shiner last night.  So, I was a little foggy.  But yea, Justin Tucker an shit. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,895]

13 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you guys should definitely keep overthinking this

no kidding..was there ever a doubt that aggy was going to aggy that game up, no matter what? think about that game...we had under 250 yards of offense, two of the most explosive guys we've ever had 69 yards on 12 combined touches,  a guy who they thought a couple years prior would never play again scored on a 40 yard trick play, their soon-to-be 1st round QB threw 3 picks and had a rating lower than his wife's shoe size, Case herped and derped his way to giving Tucker a chance to earn immortality.   and looch became one of the best gifs ever...  

[Angry Gorilla 1,770]

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

no kidding..was there ever a doubt that aggy was going to aggy that game up, no matter what? think about that game...we had under 250 yards of offense, two of the most explosive guys we've ever had 69 yards on 12 combined touches,  a guy who they thought a couple years prior would never play again scored on a 40 yard trick play, their soon-to-be 1st round QB threw 3 picks and had a rating lower than his wife's shoe size, Case herped and derped his way to giving Tucker a chance to earn immortality.   and looch became one of the best gifs ever...  

Fun revisit...

 

 

I know it's highlights only, but I miss watching a dominating defensive performance.

Case McCoy may be the worst QB in UT history, but if I ever see him out I'll buy him a White Claw for this game alone.  And a Vegas Bomb for the OU win.

[Cairn Horn88 8,290]

41 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Fun revisit...

 

 

I know it's highlights only, but I miss watching a dominating defensive performance.

Case McCoy may be the worst QB in UT history, but if I ever see him out I'll buy him a White Claw for this game alone.  And a Vegas Bomb for the OU win.

Ditto.  Love that clip....could watch every day.  Never gets old.

[markstanco 12,640]

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Fun revisit...

 

 

I know it's highlights only, but I miss watching a dominating defensive performance.

Case McCoy may be the worst QB in UT history, but if I ever see him out I'll buy him a White Claw for this game alone.  And a Vegas Bomb for the OU win.

[Angry Gorilla 1,770]

That’s just what I assume he would order if I offered to buy him a drink. I hate White Claws.


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[Jkwellborn 6,783]

two of the most explosive guys we've ever had 69 yards on 12 combined touches,  

Who are we talking about? I’m drawing a blank.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,999]

Marquise Goodwin had 60 yds on 8 catches and 6 yards on 2 carries and DJ Monroe had 3 yds on 2 carries

Edited March 6, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[BigSwingingD 719]

I was picking up one of my sons from ABIA yesterday when this beauty parked next to me in the cell phone lot. 

I think it looks a little pink and definately needs more SEC SEC SEC!

This vehicle truly inspires confidence in the cutting edge research and technology being "dumped" into our space program by aggy.

[BigSwingingD 719]

Double post

Edited March 7, 2020 by BigSwingingD
Double post

[Armybrat 40,942]

53 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

I was picking up one of my sons from ABIA yesterday when this beauty parked next to me in the cell phone lot. 

I think it looks a little pink and definately needs more SEC SEC SEC!

This vehicle truly inspires confidence in the cutting edge research and technology being "dumped" into our space program by aggy.

Fake..... no SEC logo.

[RomaVicta 30,048]

Wow. I mean...wow. I guess they hire Aggie creative designers for everything they do. 

The nicest Aggie thing about the car is that it appears that they must have crashed¹ into something and destroyed the original hood.

The hood was replaced with a non-matching color² probably because the Aggie in charge didn't think³ the original color was manly⁴ maroon enough and asked for some more manliness be added to darken the shade. Same Aggie picks up the car so pleased that at least the hood is the right color even if it does have the despised bevel⁵ that he doesn't notice⁶ the Aggie repair shop⁷ failed to complete the rocket image that is supposed to bleed over from the door and fender.

Now that incomplete rocket looks like somebody stripped away a layer of less than optimally manly maroon Space Lab!!!!!!! logo.⁸ 

The rocket is the essential piece of the design. Tragically, it also resembles in shape their bonfire.

 

¹ crashed: of course

² replaced with a non-matching color: Hmmm, wonder why

³ didn't think: (see first footnote)

⁴ manly: the desired appearance of the unmanly or absurd: See Corps of Cadets.

⁵ despised bevel: One Aggie obsession they should be able to do something about but are too hapless to do so: See Beat tu.

⁶ doesn't notice: (see first footnote)

⁷ Aggie repair shop: Answer to second footnote above

⁸ optimally manly maroon Space Lab!!!!!!! logo: Epitome of Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. Reason for this thread. 

 

 

[Armybrat 40,942]

One would think they’d use a Trans Am anyway.

[RomaVicta 30,048]

One other thing. If you landed at ABIA and that was there to pick you up, wouldn't you act like you hadn't seen it and get a cab even if you had to pay out of your own pocked?

If you had been sent a picture of that super-duper coolio space age car so you couldn't miss it, wouldn't it be a relief that South by Southwest had been cancelled? Who cares about fatal coronavirus, I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing!