Tell Me About Texas a&m

[deadshank 24653]

Such complete dorks. 

[ztejas 43533]

8 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Such complete dorks. 

I love how they didn't bother to power wash those disgusting-ass concrete steps and the brick work.

[Deej 76903]

"Meet the South Austin's Mom of Texas A&M"

[fattyflattie 4638]

Anyone happen to have the Piper perri pic with ‘19 atm schedule daddies imposed on the men.  Aggy boss just discovered that meme.  Figured it’d be a good one to rekindle memories of last years choke job. 

[Jkwellborn 6733]

I love how they didn't bother to power wash those disgusting-ass concrete steps and the brick work.

Decades of vomit and animal manure doesn’t just wash off.

[Tex Pete 20459]

Plus, 80 years of failure and sadness. 

[ztejas 43533]

42 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Plus, 80 years of failure and sadness. 

Yeah that's what most of the grime comes from.

[Deej 76903]

Used the wrong stairs.

 

[Deej 76903]

Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program. 

[Poolflood 845]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program.. aggy lot in life.

Fixed

[SHOOTER12 8826]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program. 

~~~and they're climbing the stairway to nowhere~~~

Apologies to Led Zep....

[Deej 76903]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

~~~and they're climbing the stairway to 4th place in the SEC West~~~

fify

[Bullneck 19206]

The 2011 game is on LHN right now.  Damn, I forgot we were behind 13-0.

[Jkwellborn 6733]

Plus, 80 years of failure and sadness. 

Lots of next year layered in too.

[Deej 76903]

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The 2011 game is on LHN right now.  Damn, I forgot we were behind 13-0.

That game was perfect in every way as an ending to the series. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Decades of vomit and animal manure doesn’t just wash off.

Perfect texture for boot slidin’ stupid sip!

[South Austin 52590]

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

That game was perfect in every way as an ending to the series. 

That game and OU in 2013 are why Case McCoy should never have to buy a beer in Austin.

[markstanco 12607]

If this was in the Dali Museum outside Tampa, it would make a lot of sense.
I've seen this a lot, and I still shake my head, every fucking time.

Yea well, time to think about that pic a little more.

When the concrete dried the PM still had the crew install railings on the far left of the picture.

[Scheiss Meister 8411]

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea well, time to think about that pic a little more.

When the concrete dried the PM still had the crew install railings on the far left of the picture.

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

13 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.....

....or an engineering degree from aggy.

[Jkwellborn 6733]

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.

Someone needs to paint a tunnel and road on it, like Wile E. Coyote.

[aggypedia 245]

9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Someone needs to paint a tunnel and road on it, like Wile E. Coyote.

We have an entry on this - Stairway to Nowhere

... and the GIF:

 

If anyone knows the original author of this masterpiece, let me know and I'll update aggypedia with credit (if they want it, of course).

[Longboard Horn 40501]

 

[Longboard Horn 40501]

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

F'ing amazing. Back in the 1920s, they announced and promoted upcoming area Klan rallies during Texas A&M home football games.

(h/t: Prof Alvard)

Edited August 4, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[Scholz 11958]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

So, here's what an aggy professor thinks of aggy:

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, here's what an aggy professor thinks of aggy:

 

You should have left Alvard's name on that. Knowing it was an aggy professor who posted that picture adds context.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

You should have left Alvard's name on that. Knowing it was an aggy professor who posted that picture adds context.

I haven't kept up. I'm guessing he's famous in all the "right" circles, though, so there's not a whole lot of point in protecting him, other than sheer habit. He's a big boy, and if they mess with him, they'll find that he's also patient, and doesn't mind trading punches.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I haven't kept up. I'm guessing he's famous in all the "right" circles, though, so there's not a whole lot of point in protecting him, other than sheer habit. He's a big boy, and if they mess with him, they'll find that he's also patient, and doesn't mind trading punches.

 

He is showing how the aggys aren't taught to think, they are only taught how to memorize what they are told. It is both comical and sad to watch. They struggle to process the facts he presents them. It is like watching little children being told that the fairy tales they grew up on aren't true stories.

 

[Deej 76903]

3 hours ago, aggypedia said:

We have an entry on this - Stairway to Nowhere

... and the GIF:

 

If anyone knows the original author of this masterpiece, let me know and I'll update aggypedia with credit (if they want it, of course).

Needs a title trophy painted at the far end of the tunnel.

[Armybrat 40896]

20 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

F'ing amazing. Back in the 1920s, they announced and promoted upcoming area Klan rallies during Texas A&M home football games.

(h/t: Prof Alvard)

Not much has changed, I see.

[Dnaguy 12057]

On 8/2/2020 at 3:44 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Jimbo has bigger issues.

 

On 8/2/2020 at 6:11 PM, 6th Street said:

No way that's real

[Longboard Horn 40501]

Delusional recruit

 

[TrashMaster G 17594]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

Delusional is their stock in trade.

[Longboard Horn 40501]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

there is no way to look poised and intelligent holding the "thumbs up" gesture

the best case, like I'm talking lantern-jawed action movie hero or Jessica Alba in a bikini, is you look like you're trying to be silly intentionally

the best case

this guy looks like he wandered away from the special education field trip at the mall

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

yeah but what if we pick a random year in the mid 70s? 

the significance of 1975 cannot be understated!!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18862]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

Well he's bound to be faster than Leon

[Armybrat 40896]

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well he's bound to be faster than Leon

Not in the thinking department.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

So, aggy is using a system called "CANVAS" for their online learning experience. Summer session classes ended yesterday, and they are now in final exam period. Only, they can't take their final exams because CANVAS locked everybody out once classes ended.

Hey, at least this mistake doesn't smell like raw sewage, so aggy has that going for them.

[Leanderman 2276]

Can't take the finals? What are the players tutors to do?

[Tex Pete 20459]

40 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, aggy is using a system called "CANVAS" for their online learning experience. Summer session classes ended yesterday, and they are now in final exam period. Only, they can't take their final exams because CANVAS locked everybody out once classes ended.

[Longboard Horn 40501]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Can't take the finals? What are the players tutors to do?

Count their money

[tejas60 3534]

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Delusional is their stock in trade.

livin' it, day to day.

[jTower 238]

10 hours ago, tejas60 said:

livin' it, day to day.

Just gettin by with that reference 

[NoName 16397]

On 8/5/2020 at 8:57 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

those dudes are going to be crushed when he flips on NSD1

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

On 8/5/2020 at 8:57 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

I'm assuming the championships he's bringing relate to the trophy for his Oklahoma 2A semi-final appearance from his junior year in high school

[Leanderman 2276]

He must be mentored by Slo'Neal?