Tell Me About Texas a&m

[PencilPusher 454]

 

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

^^^^^

 

[UTEX_ME 4783]

36 CWS >>>  6 CWS

poor aggy.

[TexasMan 11104]

[Panama Red 63]

Seriously?!?! WTF is he talking about? That’s basically the standard aggtard answer for every loss to Texas.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

[Scholz 11985]

Hahahaha. aggy tears taste sweet. Thanks for making our regional easy, aggy chump losers.

[BigHorn'13 3431]

Extraordinary to think--TennTech loses and poor aggy. 

[Scholz 11985]

“At least we still have 3 of our teams going to Omaha...”

Gotta be one of you, right? Honestly can’t tell anymore. Lulz.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

It was a banner day for Looch on texags radio today. 

Rants about how people in Austin are accusing aggy of cheating, how U of H had their lowest point in their program's history by inviting UT to their satellite camp this weekend, and Major Applewhite should be ashamed of himself. How once again, the recruiting for "Hermensa" is over, but they'll still recruit well at 6-6(??). 

Basically after every commercial break is the good stuff. 

1:26:45

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ARZ_89jiS1k/0102900-bijk.mp3

aggy's only sustained success also made them the NCAA's second most sanctioned program and they wonder why people are speculating on these things. Keep being you aggy.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

dp

Edited June 11, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[ousux 5607]

aggy spending at its finest. What a waste of money.

Looks like it was literally built from leftover cinder blocks, and a couple construction workers who were paid with a case of Bud light..

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy spending at its finest. What a waste of money.

Looks like it was literally built from leftover cinder blocks, and a couple construction workers who were paid with a case of Bud light..

[Panama Red 63]

Where’s the photoshop of the DJ cooking at the BBQ pit?

[Lhorn 5002]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

I don’t know about having the NCAA in our pocket but what does feel good is (figuratively) being the blue blood, good looking rich kid who always seems to win while their hapless, loser (former) rival can’t buy a bit of luck and just has to sulk and bitch. 

[InkaUtexas 26286]

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

What sports are they winning national championships?

 

meat judging isn't a sport.

[OU Sucks 9041]

aggy found a use for all the empty space inside their Hall of Champions:

 

[Cairn Horn88 8368]

13 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy found a use for all the empty space inside their Hall of Champions:

 

Uno?

[UTEX_ME 4783]

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

I see Fisher still hasn't grasped what its like to go full aggy. He'll find out in a few months 

[OU Sucks 9041]

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Uno?

No, bullshit bingo

[Longboard Horn 40782]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy spending at its finest. What a waste of money.

Looks like it was literally built from leftover legos, and a couple construction workers who were paid with a jar of jizz.

Fify

[BurntOrangeCrush 1027]

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

Jimbo: Because aggy is a cult. Cults really really believe they are correct in their beliefs and will not accept reality.

You are Koresh and aggy and their followers are Branch Davidians.

Folks at Texas Agricultural & Mechanical is blind to the fact they have been brain washing each other into thinking they are an elite state university football power.

The aggys think they are Texas or Michigan or Georgia or Penn St.

Reality is that you are Michigan St. or Georgia Tech or Pittsburgh.

You're welcome.

[TBGFL 397]

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

Maybe Jimbo is finally starting to realize what everyone else already knew: 

You took a step down and took a less prestigious job you hillbilly fuckwit. Aggy has never won shit and never will.

[DigglerontheHoof 21264]

Aggy wishes they were Mich St., Pitt or Ga Tech.

those programs have been relevant since the last half of the 1900s.

[billfromlaketravis 11571]

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

It was a banner day for Looch on texags radio today. 

Rants about how people in Austin are accusing aggy of cheating, how U of H had their lowest point in their program's history by inviting UT to their satellite camp this weekend, and Major Applewhite should be ashamed of himself. How once again, the recruiting for "Hermensa" is over, but they'll still recruit well at 6-6(??). 

Basically after every commercial break is the good stuff. 

1:26:45

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ARZ_89jiS1k/0102900-bijk.mp3

Looch said the Texas staff is accusing Aggy of cheating. 

He also said Texas actively worked to bar U  of H from the Big 12. 

[Parliament 14357]

47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Aggy wishes they were Mich St., Pitt or Ga Tech.

those programs have been relevant since the last half of the 1900s.

And they've won national championships.

[Leanderman 2281]

aggie loses are never loses,  just a time for us to have another belly laugh at the after effects. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1595]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch said the Texas staff is accusing Aggy of cheating. 

He also said Texas actively worked to bar U  of H from the Big 12. 

First 15 minutes is them trying to talk themselves into being happy about the new 3* florida recruits.   It's really really sad........like really sad.

[Bevojoe 44]

On 6/9/2018 at 7:03 PM, Leanderman said:

These asshats made maroon carrots, now they gonna play with nukes?

May they can invent a maroon mushroom cloud. 

[ABSR 5327]

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

"We need to build a football team our Meat Judging team can be proud of!"

[Leanderman 2281]

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

According to the wall on Kroger Stadium, your already a great success.

[ousux 5607]

To be fair, Jimbo is asking valid questions.

The problem is aggy will never have the correct answer to them.

[bmbmd 1030]

1 hour ago, Bevojoe said:

May they can invent a maroon mushroom cloud. 

Got some food poisoning the other day-carrots and ranch dressing.  Before bed, I drank a glass of merlot.  Starting about midnight, I started vomiting up maroon stained carrots.  They were a thing of beauty.  Only my hatred of all things aggy  kept me alive.

[Scholz 11985]

34 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

This ain't track and field.  Go play intramurals, brother.

[texifornia 57205]

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch said the Texas staff is accusing Aggy of cheating. 

He also said Texas actively worked to bar U  of H from the Big 12. 

a) Probably because they are, but who gives a shit

b) Yeah, because it was a dumb idea and would have hurt UT to include them. That's how things work.

[Valmy77 13410]

That dude has been talking about getting the UH into the Big 12 for almost a decade now. I don't get it.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

That dude has been talking about getting the UH into the Big 12 for almost a decade now. I don't get it.

UH in the big 12 hurts Texas - I guess?

[Redneck Mutha 8027]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

According to the wall on Kroger Stadium, your already a great success.

And after bringing home that coveted 20xx national Championship Trophy, he should be up for a raise. 

[UTEX_ME 4783]

Quote

A&M has been better than Texas in baseball since A&M went to the SEC. That's not debatable. Yet you're ignoring that because you want to focus on Texas baseball THIS year, which got hot at the right time, but throughout the year, wasn't good. But for argument's sake, we'll just say they're good "this year." Football? You just did it above. A&M is better than Texas across the board, year in, year out and has been for several years now. I'm sorry that you're still living in George W. Bush' presidency.

 

Morons all of them

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/2956027/2

[UTEX_ME 4783]

8 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

And after bringing home that coveted 20xx national Championship Trophy, he should be up for a raise. 

I'm just sad I wont be here for the conclusion of the 2099 season to laugh at aggy for not winning a championship in 160 years and at that their stupid trophy makes no sense. 

[Vertigo 20361]

58 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

That dude has been talking about getting the UH into the Big 12 for almost a decade now. I don't get it.

Funniest part about his stance is that it would crush their recruiting. Yet that hillbilly doesn't realize it, the same we he doesn't realize that the only reason aggy is in the SEC is for TV sets for their SEC network and recruiting grounds. Aggy is just the turd that they have to endure in the punch bowl. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

16 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just don't go read what their illustrious coach is saying on twitter. 

 

Fisher: Why can't we win here? We're winning national championships in other sports ... why not in football? We have every benefit in front of us to do it. Why can't we do it?

Borat's sister was more successful than aggy's every been.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22006]

I know the last few years overall have been down for UT baseball, but just for shits and grins I thought I'd compare the actual stats since aggy joined the SEC.

                                                           Texas:                                                                                                            Aggy:

Head to Head Victories                  4                                                                                                                     2

Overall Record*                                 209-149 .584                                                                                                250-130 .658

Conf. Regular Season Titles          1                                                                                                                     0

Conf. Tournament Titles                1                                                                                                                     1

Regional Appearances                   4                                                                                                                     5

Regional Record                              8-5 .615                                                                                                        13-5 .722

Regional Championships               2                                                                                                                     2

Super Regional Appearances         2                                                                                                                    2

Super Regional Record                   4-1 .800                                                                                                         3-2 .600

Super Regional Championships     2                                                                                                                    1

CWS Record*                                    3-2 .600                                                                                                        0-2 .000

CWS Titles*                                        0 (1 runnerup)                                                                                              0

*Does not include 2018 CWS

 

Edited June 12, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Leanderman 2281]

2018, a great year for aggie sour grapes.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

51 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Funniest part about his stance is that it would crush their recruiting. Yet that hillbilly doesn't realize it, the same we he doesn't realize that the only reason aggy is in the SEC is for TV sets for their SEC network and recruiting grounds. Aggy is just the turd that they have to endure in the punch bowl. 

aggy would cut off its right arm if it meant UT got a papercut. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I just have a general question about aggy. I am a die-hard Red Raider in his late 30s so I know what aggy is generally. I know why I dislike them and make fun of them and I know you guys do the same. My question is why do they hate UT so much, other than better academics, a better town, better athletics and facilities? Does aggy hate the liberal setting in Austin because they are mostly backward idiots? Are the aggy t-shirt fans mostly white trash and think of you guys as snobby elitists?  I saw a guy post on Texags when you guys beat Tennessee Tech “that he hates UT to the very core of his being”.

Edited June 12, 2018 by Bash Riprock

[utee94 15878]

Just now, Bash Riprock said:

I just have a general question about aggy. I am a die-hard Red Raider in his late 30s so I know what aggy is generally. I know why I dislike them and make fun of them and I know you guys do the same. My question is why do they hate UT so much, other than better academics, a better town, better athletics and facilities? Does aggy hate the liberal setting in Austin because they are mostly backward idiots? Are the aggy t-shirt fans mostly white trash and think of you guys as snobby elitists?  I saw a guy post on Texags when you guys beat Tennessee Tech “that he hates to UT to the very core of his being”.

Yeah, pretty much all of that.  

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Just now, utee94 said:

Yeah, pretty much all of that.  

 

Thanks