Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Steel Shank 9417]

Her (Lori Williams) tone indicates to me she needs a good and highly thorough dicking to set her straight, and I think you know who should do the dicking.

Edited June 14, 2018 by Steel Shank

[Tex Pete 20248]

19 minutes ago, bluto said:

I do like the 'warm regards' sign off though, touching stuff. 

In fairness, that’s because A&M is full of regards. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

In fairness, that’s because A&M is full of regards. 

[texaslong 678]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Even for legalese, this is heartless as fuck.

Yikes. She should have done like Texags and just keep quiet. There isn’t a single thread on this situation over there.

[OU Sucks 8786]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Yikes. She should have done like Texags and just keep quiet. There isn’t a single thread on this situation over there.

Texags moderators working overtime.

[Radical Larry 28533]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

You've never played on a good team, Myles. How would you know?

[Longboard Horn 40199]

9 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

Garrett is just pissed that he is stuck in Cleveland and the good teams want nothing to do with him

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[texasdago 7553]

Its not like aggy tries to ride on the coattails of their conference.

[TtomTerrific 200]

Looch deletin like a mother fucker. 

Plenty of threads about Manziel recreating Canadian football still up 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

41 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

Looch deletin like a mother fucker. 

Plenty of threads about Manziel recreating Canadian football still up 

What's he deleting? Is it stuff about their takeover attempt of the Rape U. moniker? 

[TtomTerrific 200]

any mention of this scandal... with extreme prejudice. 

 

and they were the vanguard of roasting the Baylor coaches, admins, and "investigators"... which I had admiration for. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Well, aggy is nothing if not predictable. And one of their most predictable characteristics is their fundamental hypocrisy. About practically anything.

[DaggerHorns 3064]

I’m a huge fan of screen shots of threads so we can see they’re deleting. Rep to anyone who does...

[texifornia 56596]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Wow. JaMarcus Russell certainly would have checked all the boxes back in the day to be a first-class aggy. I can't think of a single other fan base delusional enough to think his name looks good on a resume, though.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10188]

LOL... JaMarcus Russell is the guy you roll into town for a recruiting weekend.  Was Danny Kanell too busy?

[Sejjr 3246]

Jamarcus also enjoyed Sizzurp. A lot, in fact. 

[UTEX_ME 4758]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2956793

[RamjetFDO 10567]

 

You can't make this shit up.

[deft 6808]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2956793

 

Holy shit. Yeah vandy, Colorado, and Missouri are standing in the way of a ‘ship boys. Maybe next year.

 

[BlueGreySky 1000]

Aggy makes stuff up all the time though.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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Perhaps 2021 is the year.

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2021 should be our year as it's 4 years I'd Jimbo, 4 years I'd his recruits and system in place, along with then OLine maturity and QB and defensive maturity and systems

Evidently, they are not only tired of "Wait until next year!" they are also tired of "Wait until the year after next!"

All while still maintaining that they are somehow kicking ass already under the greatest corch ever who won a national championship, you stupid sips.

Strange kool-aid, indeed.

[utee94 15752]

Apparently they've replaced koolaid with the aforementioned sizzurp.

[Blotto 23465]

I gotta admit, the first reply in that thread was pretty solid.

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Switching from "Just wait 'til next year" to "just wait 'til year after next" should be a team decision.

 

[ousux 5588]

 
Holy shit. Yeah vandy, Colorado, and Missouri are standing in the way of a ‘ship boys. Maybe next year.
 

They seem to be convinced they have the toughest schedule in the country next year..

Funny how nobody else who projects such things agrees with them.

[RedDirtTexan 209]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

You can't make this shit up.

I thought Ram shopped this. Didn't see Bert. Then wised up and clicked on the link and HOLY SHIT! Es la verdad! 

[texifornia 56596]

Saw the Jimbo horse special sans volume on ESPN at a bar. Painfully awkward looking.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

LOL... JaMarcus Russell is the guy you roll into town for a recruiting weekend.  Was Danny Kanell too busy?

No, JaMarcus Russell was the backup to Danny Noonan.

[texasstrong12 4668]

If Texas Tech makes it to the national semis this year at the CWS there will only be two P5 teams that have not finished in the final 4/top 4 in baseball, basketball or football since 1940: Northwestern and A&M.

Need Northwestern to step up their game. 

[Longboard Horn 40199]

 
You can't make this shit up.

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[NYBevo 1699]

[markstanco 12546]

They seem to be convinced they have the toughest schedule in the country next year..

Funny how nobody else who projects such things agrees with them.

Good for jimbo if he has sold that bill of goods. A free 7.5 million dollars without worrying about your record or repercussions of a 7 win season. Wash, rinse, repeat 9 times.

[Bevojoe 44]

48 minutes ago, markstanco said:

8 hours ago, ousux said:

They seem to be convinced they have the toughest schedule in the country next year..

Funny how nobody else who projects such things agrees with them.

Good for jimbo if he has sold that bill of goods. A free 7.5 million dollars without worrying about your record or repercussions of a 7 win season. Wash, rinse, repeat 9 times.

Yep! Aggys on the hook regardless of the number of seasons or number of wins. They owe $75MM whether he wins or not. One of the dumbest business deals/contracts ever.

[CooterBrown 17951]

 

When did Jimbo coach at LSU?

[Tex Pete 20248]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

 

When did Jimbo coach at LSU?

 

mid-‘00s. Before he went to FSU. 

[TexasMan 10843]

aggy on who they want to win the CWS. Classy as always. via @Longhorn_Frenzy

 

[UTEX_ME 4758]

17 hours ago, ousux said:

They seem to be convinced they have the toughest schedule in the country next year..

Funny how nobody else who projects such things agrees with them.

Only bc their OoC happened to line up with  playoff contender. We play one every year. 

[markstanco 12546]

Aggy has the best chance of winning a CWS. They have 3 teams left.

[South Austin 52211]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

mid-‘00s. Before he went to FSU. 

Counts as one of aggy's national championships.

[DaggerHorns 3064]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Aggy has the best chance of winning a CWS. They have 3 teams left.

Wtf are you talking about?

 

....UNC used to play FSU in the ACC so that’s 4 Team’s left.

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

16 hours ago, NYBevo said:

Needs moar SEC

[Hagbard Celine 10800]

On 6/13/2018 at 9:15 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The story said he was itching and his dick “accidentally” fell out of his shorts. Girl claimed he was masturbating with his dick out. One guy does this and just possibly his story is true. But right now it’s starting to sound like some kind of “jock itch” epidemic with all these itched dicks jumping out. I’m inclined to believe the women.

 

Maybe they all caught something from dumbo baggins old lady.

you stupid sip.  don't you understand?  these Itched dicks were jumping out

[Leanderman 2272]

"Maybe they all caught something from dumbo baggins old lady. "

threesome with her and sheep?

[Armybrat 40763]

I hear Bryan/CS has been billing itself as an "exciting happening city". What happened, did Dixie Chicken finally get a drive-thru?

[Jkwellborn 6670]

When did Jimbo coach at LSU?

He was on the Saban crew that Roy Williams beat.

[Cairn Horn88 8245]

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you stupid sip.  don't you understand?  these Itched dicks were jumping out

Don't you mean aggy itchy dicks syndrome (aids)?

[South Austin 52211]

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I hear Bryan/CS has been billing itself as an "exciting happening city". What happened, did Dixie Chicken finally get a drive-thru?

They're getting a Whole Foods and Pappadeaux (allegedly).

[Leanderman 2272]

"I hear Bryan/CS has been billing itself as an "exciting happening city". 

The Vegas of The Brazos?

[Steel Shank 9417]

9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

He was on the Saban crew that Roy Williams beat.

Bo Diddley beat > Roy Williams beat

[South Austin 52211]

Roasted beet > raw beet