Tell Me About Texas a&m

[mdleast 8314]

Great, so now we’re “pegging” in this thread. Guess that is appropriate.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

aggy staff made a huge sign with giant red arrows that says On Deck # 2.  Does that mean Manziel is in the 2 deep for Hamilton or is it advising wasted aggy's where to shit?   

[Modessit 5607]

 

I'm at Flores Mexican Restaurant and was wondering why they had a CFL game on. Guess there is nothing else right now.

[Deej 76981]

5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

And an otherwise empty "Hall of Champions" trophy case that has national titles for sports that have been played in the future...

 

Jimbo hates the first two buttons of every shirt he's ever owned. 

[Jkwellborn 6750]

Jimbo hates the first two buttons of every shirt he's ever owned. 

Why? Are they fucking candy too?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Fucker on the right looks like ET.  Look at that forehead.  Fucker on the left  looks hung over.  

[Modessit 5607]

Is it time for Johnny Only-Plays-During-Blowouts yet?

[Longboard Horn 40565]

6 hours ago, kopp0e said:

And an otherwise empty "Hall of Champions" trophy case that has national titles for sports that have been played in the future...

 

Colby Carthel is my hero! He’s giving Jimbo pointers on how to win a natty like we did (I’m an a&m commerce/ETSU grad) only to realize aggy will never win one. I’ve gotten to know him some over the last few seasons (interned with the athletics department) and had a conversation with him a few months ago about Jimbo receiving the dateless national championship plaque and I told him that it was disrespectful of John Sharp to give Jimbo that plaque because it was stealing Colby‘s thunder.  Here he is, a coach who actually won a national championship and during recognition they give one to Jimbo as well. That’s just like a spoiled kid at someone else’s birthday party who won’t calm down or behave unless they get a birthday present too.

Edited June 30, 2018 by Longboard Horn
Jimbo ain’t ever winning the natty.

[Deej 76981]

Dateless trophy paid for with Hurricane Harvey relief money.

Fuck you, John Sharp.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

John Sharp is a doofus and I imagine Colby is aware of that fact.  Just curious, did they make you change your ETSU diploma to an aggy one?  Just in case all of the ETSU grads become war heroes, aggy can claim credit.   Kind of like those 90 day wonders in WWII.

[Longboard Horn 40565]

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

John Sharp is a doofus and I imagine Colby is aware of that fact.  Just curious, did they make you change your ETSU diploma to an aggy one?  Just in case all of the ETSU grads become war heroes, aggy can claim credit.   Kind of like those 90 day wonders in WWII.

No when I enrolled the school was already A&M Commerce. However, a few of the older alumni that I’ve gotten to know have told me about when they received emails and letters a few years back asking if they wanted to receive a new diploma that said Texas A&M Commerce on it. All of them refused because they simply said, “I didn’t go to Texas A&M Commerce, I went to East Texas State University.”

[Modessit 5607]

. That’s just like a spoiled kid at someone else’s birthday party who won’t calm down or behave unless they get a birthday present too.

My kids are NOT spoiled, but my wife's sister always buys my kids a present whenever they attend a party for someone else who is receiving a present so they won't get upset/jealous (which they don't). My kids (4 and 2) of course love it.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

No when I enrolled the school was already A&M Commerce. However, a few of the older alumni that I’ve gotten to know have told me about when they received emails and letters a few years back asking if they wanted to receive a new diploma that said Texas A&M Commerce on it. All of them refused because they simply said, “I didn’t go to Texas A&M Commerce, I went to East Texas State University.”

Those alums had an Earl Campbell mindset.  Since Earl played for the Houston Oilers,  he did not want to be any part of Tennessee Titan history after Bud Adams left Houston.   I believe Earl said something like "I played for Houston, not Tennessee."  Good for those alums.  

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 

 

My kids are NOT spoiled, but my wife's sister always buys my kids a present whenever they attend a party for someone else who is receiving a present so they won't get upset/jealous (which they don't). My kids (4 and 2) of course love it.

 

It’s fitting as hell that’s in an aggy thread.

[Bevo14 8382]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

What the fuck is a PHD in accounting?

Edited June 30, 2018 by Bevo14

[Modessit 5607]

What the fuck is a PHD in accounting?

It means you know how to doctor the numbers - a quintessential aggy trait.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

7 minutes ago, Modessit said:

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

What the fuck is a PHD in accounting?

It means you know how to doctor the numbers - a quintessential aggy trait.

Jethro Bodine ciphering.jpg

[Newy25 7703]

Jesus that is a sad attempt to make their business school look better. 

[kopp0e 1135]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Jimbo hates the first two buttons of every shirt he's ever owned. 

That will likely keep him out of politics within the Lone Star State once he retires from his 10 year contract at A&M with his multiple division runner up titles in hand..!

[Longboard Horn 40565]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

What the fuck is a PHD in accounting?

Diagnosing the numbers and decimals of course.

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Colby Carthel is my hero! He’s giving Jimbo pointers on how to win a natty like we did (I’m an a&m commerce/ETSU grad) only to realize aggy will never win one. I’ve gotten to know him some over the last few seasons (interned with the athletics department) and had a conversation with him a few months ago about Jimbo receiving the dateless national championship plaque and I told him that it was disrespectful of John Sharp to give Jimbo that plaque because it was stealing Colby‘s thunder.  Here he is, a coach who actually won a national championship and during recognition they give one to Jimbo as well. That’s just like a spoiled kid at someone else’s birthday party who won’t calm down or behave unless they get a birthday present too.

The sad thing is you can tell (at the time), Jimbo wasn't yet fully immersed within the aggy culture to understand that "future title(s) matter", as he looks befuddled of the situation, but in that case what do you do..? Tell your boss he is a nimrod for making the case where opposing coaches can use this as a recruiting tactic, as that's all that was accomplished... No respectable Texas athlete is going to go ask the coaches at aggy to let them see the "faux title trophy"... #AggyGonnaAggy...

Edited June 30, 2018 by kopp0e

[sdm 892]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Not too different than the wall of the football stadium. Just made-up shit.

[skipperj 377]

Best in the country! (Centered stat shows #20 program for public universites.)

[WBT 20676]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

What the fuck is a PHD in accounting?

You do research, focusing on either the credits or the debits

[skipperj 377]

I really like both the credits and the debits. It’s like a mullet. Business in front, party in the back. 

Edited June 30, 2018 by skipperj

[Waterface 153]

They are very, very gay, and that's ok nowadays. Except fuck them.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

aggy whining about Tech wanting to get a Vet school

 

Quote

Our mission at the Texas A&M System is to do what the Coordinating Board and Legislature expects of one of the finest veterinary schools on earth. And that's exactly what we are doing —without throwing tax dollars away on something that is not needed.

If there is some kind of rivalry between Tech and A&M, somebody forgot to tell us

 

[Satchel 6949]

Sharpe may be a skilled political operative, but the Tech guy may be better. They'll get the vet school in Amarillo.

[Tex Pete 20553]

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Sharpe may be a skilled political operative, but the Tech guy may be better. They'll get the vet school in Amarillo.

John Sharp is a fucking rube. 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Colby Carthel is my hero! He’s giving Jimbo pointers on how to win a natty like we did (I’m an a&m commerce/ETSU grad) only to realize aggy will never win one. I’ve gotten to know him some over the last few seasons (interned with the athletics department) and had a conversation with him a few months ago about Jimbo receiving the dateless national championship plaque and I told him that it was disrespectful of John Sharp to give Jimbo that plaque because it was stealing Colby‘s thunder.  Here he is, a coach who actually won a national championship and during recognition they give one to Jimbo as well. That’s just like a spoiled kid at someone else’s birthday party who won’t calm down or behave unless they get a birthday present too.

Colby should have round house kicked Jimbo and John Sharp for that disrespectful bullshit!

[GhostofDanJones 336]

[George Clooney 378]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I don't know how someone with any intellect looks at this graphic and shares Chef Terry's view that A&M has the best business school in the country. They didn't even have enough highly ranked programs for Price to tweet out a graphic that could somehow portray Mays as the best business school in the country. Hell, they put the 12th best public management program on that graphic and the 20th best public business program overall on there. Damn pathetic. I guess that's quintessentially aggy though, so it's appropriate. Mays is a good business school, but McCombs is much better. Mays' reputation is built on sending enough accounting/PPA graduates with inflated grades into the big 4 to stay relevant. Even with that convoluted strategy, McCombs still produces better accounting/MPA graduates, and the salary data shows it. 

[ABSR 5325]

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

 

 

My kids are NOT spoiled, but my wife's sister always buys my kids a present whenever they attend a party for someone else who is receiving a present so they won't get upset/jealous (which they don't). My kids (4 and 2) of course love it.

 

I hate to break it to you but your kids have been trained by you and your wife’s behavior to expect a present for themselves every time they go to someone elses’s birthday.   I imagine if they went to a birthday and did not get their own present they would throw a fit.

 

There is a word for kids like that......

[Leanderman 2277]

Paging Randolph Duke to the red courtesy phone.

[Player 4576]

Does anyone have pics of Professor Klump trying to pass off boiled shoe leather as the #yessirbbq, or whatever stupid catchphrase he used?

Certainly not the first time that he’s grossly misrepresented the quality of an aggy endeavor.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Paging Randolph Duke to the red courtesy phone.

You rang? 

[Tex Pete 20553]

16 minutes ago, Player said:

Does anyone have pics of Professor Klump trying to pass off boiled shoe leather as the #yessirbbq, or whatever stupid catchphrase he used?

Certainly not the first time that he’s grossly misrepresented the quality of an aggy endeavor.

They really should hire Taylor Hamm to cook for their events. He could mix his recruiting skills with this cooking skills. It would be awesome. 

[Tex Pete 20553]

Also, am I the only one who thinks those ribs may have been the start of Hamm’s marital trouble?

Nah, me either. He’s a jock-chasing cuck and she got fed up with it. 

[Leanderman 2277]

"Also, am I the only one who thinks those ribs may have been the start of Hamm’s marital trouble? "

Or, what candi does with the bones afterwards.

[texasstrong12 4668]

This is bad

 

[DaysOff 7978]

Lack of institutional control. Again.

[Longboard Horn 40565]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

This is bad

 

aggy is starting to look like Rapelor

[Orange&White 5539]

What do you bet that if the pressure really starts mounting on the assaults that Sharpe will douable down and make it combative?

[TtomTerrific 200]

isn't a proper "institution" in order that "institutional control" necessarily exist? 

these idiots are run by John Sharp, Rick Perry and an army of core dorks. 

they don't give a fuck about this. 

but an SEC team seems to be really good at football, so it's all good. 

[Aoor Paggie 0]

18 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Aggy claims a graphic that shows them having the best business school in the country mostly includes rankings in the 20's? Holds up

[TtomTerrific 200]

somebodys gotta make sure the chickens fuck

[Modessit 5607]

I hate to break it to you but your kids have been trained by you and your wife’s behavior to expect a present for themselves every time they go to someone elses’s birthday.   I imagine if they went to a birthday and did not get their own present they would throw a fit.

 

There is a word for kids like that......

Nope. They've been to 5 birthday parties in the past month either for friends or kids on my side of the family and got no presents and didn't expect any or throw a fit. They only attend parties on my wife's side maybe once a year and I always tell them not to get them a gift but they do anyway - I guess because my wife's side isn't close to each other and they only see my kids once or twice a year.

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

somebodys gotta make sure the chickens fuck

Texags motto worthy

[Guest Lobo]

They unethically took control of a nuclear facility in a time of great geopolitical perturbation.  And no Sec. Perry, that word doesn't mean Utter-Masturbation you small, small human being.  This will be yet another shameful chapter.  I'm sure my first threatening phone call will come shortly...