Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Also, am I the only one who thinks those ribs may have been the start of Hamm’s marital trouble?

Nah, me either. He’s a jock-chasing cuck and she got fed up with it. 

Should've given her the coachkiss Big Red/Malibu/wine/whatever special treatment.

[williemackgarza 1826]

They really should hire Taylor Hamm to cook for their events. He could mix his recruiting skills with this cooking skills. It would be awesome. 

Them ribs sum up his marriage, burnt it tha fuck up


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[Machinator 32099]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Okay, Brewster's gotta be trolling now, right? Nobody in dead collie station, no matter how lit, is self-aware enough to recognize the roller coaster for what it is.

[Leanderman 2276]

The only ride they know about is Mexican Donkey Show with candi.

[Orange&White 5528]

I'm now 100% sure Brewster is getting paid by someone who wears burnt orange.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

So very aggy

[Orange&White 5528]

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

[sdm 892]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Okay, Brewster's gotta be trolling now, right? Nobody in dead collie station, no matter how lit, is self-aware enough to recognize the roller coaster for what it is.

No truer words ever spoke.

[ousux 5601]

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

That's why Elon Musk will beat them to Mars. Hell, it'll be a challenge for NASA to put up a sattelite if they're infested with aggy..

[Johnny Sack 8397]

59 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

Explains Challenger and Columbia.  

[Homesickhorn 2208]

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

 

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

 

So very aggy

While I kind of admire your friend’s optimism. With the exception of NASA, everything he did up until his response makes me laugh at him, hard.

 

 

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[happyhookem 224]

1 hour ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

 

Don't you mean disturbing?

[RedDirtTexan 209]

AGGY SPACE FORCE

the next chapter in the great military history of aggy

[Machinator 32099]

This is the work of one of you lot, isn't it?

[texaslong 678]

30 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is the work of one of you lot, isn't it?

He's got that aggy red ass. 

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

That must be why NASA is on the decline.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is the work of one of you lot, isn't it?

Wait...they only have yell leaders until they win a national championship? Then what?

[Jkwellborn 6724]

Like asking the owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.

[CooterBrown 18022]

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

NASA needs janitors and cafeteria workers too.

[ousux 5601]

This is bad
 

Uh oh, aggys quest to become a diploma mill means a higher percentage of 2%'ers who won't tow the company line and protect their precious Agricultural and Maintenance from shame and the long hand of the law..

[Modessit 5603]

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

PETA won't let them test rockets with dogs and chimps anymore.

[Longboard Horn 40432]

4 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

[Longboard Horn 40432]

........ 

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Nada post.

 

 

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[TtomTerrific 200]

so.... in the final irony... they are going to win some sort of Championship and THEN get rid of the yell leaders? 

 

perfect 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

After the natty they will be promoted from yell leaders to scream leaders. 

[South Austin 52568]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[Enchubben 5510]

On 6/30/2018 at 12:47 AM, George Clooney said:

Mays' reputation is built on sending enough accounting/PPA graduates with inflated grades into the big 4 to stay relevant. 

This is 100% true having experienced this first hand recruiting for enough years in big 4 across all the Texas schools.

For some reason no one finds it odd that when you go to recruit there 75% of their ppa grads have 3.75 and up. Most of those kids are idiots and we have to weed them out after their second/third year.  The ones that stick around have limited upside and are basically compliance monkeys.(no racist)

[Longboard Horn 40432]

Only in aggyland... you can't make this shit up

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Bryan-police-investigating-possible-shooting-in-neighborhood-486973571.html

 

[ousux 5601]

After the natty they will be promoted from yell leaders to scream leaders. 

And the collie will be swapped for a Great Dane..

[Orange&White 5528]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only in aggyland... you can't make this shit up

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Bryan-police-investigating-possible-shooting-in-neighborhood-486973571.html

 

And someone decided to let them run a giant nuke facility.

[Leanderman 2276]

"The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. "

stupid sips, aggies want to be the first ones to the moon.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Neil Armstrong once flew over College Station during his pilot training.  General dog looked up, saw the plane and barked.  He was aggy from that moment forward.  They already claim him as an aggy alum.  Put it on the wall.  If he had won the Medal of Honor, they would have claimed that too.  

[Player 4576]

According to this authoritative source:



aggy has been making vital contributions to the space program for a long time.

[deft 6875]

 

 

[Armybrat 40874]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only in aggyland... you can't make this shit up

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Bryan-police-investigating-possible-shooting-in-neighborhood-486973571.html

 

Shooter has to be in the corps and the passing car has a sip sticker on it.

[Guest]

17 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

So very aggy

Canada’s Twelf Man tradition is born...

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Neil Armstrong once flew over College Station during his pilot training.  General dog looked up, saw the plane and barked.  He was aggy from that moment forward.  They already claim him as an aggy alum.  Put it on the wall.  If he had won the Medal of Honor, they would have claimed that too.  

It was a goldurn sip/NASA conspiracy that kept Aggie engineers from shooting Aggie Neil up in a rocket at night so that he could have been the 1st person on the sun.  

[DaggerHorns 3085]

You can take the coach out of aggy but you can’t take the aggy out of the coach...

 

[Scheiss Meister 8411]

19 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

In space, no one can hear them whoop.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

In space, no one can hear them whoop.

Yes, but their poo still flings at ridiculous velocities.

[hookem48 4702]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only in aggyland... you can't make this shit up

http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Bryan-police-investigating-possible-shooting-in-neighborhood-486973571.html

 

the last speeding ticket I got was on Coulter so this hits close to home

[TtomTerrific 200]

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

[Bevo14 8364]

23 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

Your first mistake was going to the Dixie Chicken.

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

19 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait...they only have yell leaders until they win a national championship? Then what?

I think they are going to start burying the yell leaders in the end zone, spooning and holding their nuts in their hands.

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

7 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. "

stupid sips, aggies want to be the first ones to the moon.

You mean, Texas A&M - Moon  

Apply now....it takes a while to make the trek!

[skipperj 377]

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

Stop speeding?

[Guest]

You were not speeding from the Dixie Chicken if you only made it 27 miles in two hours.

 

What in the name of John Randall were you doing?  

[demos 3004]

I think they are going to start burying the yell leaders in the end zone, spooning and holding their nuts in their hands.

That’s going to be a curious case for future archaeologists.