Tell Me About Texas a&m

[OU Sucks 8813]

A couple more for your viewing pleasure. I'll take Jimbo trying to embrace aggy culture for 75 million, Alex.

and:

[InkaUtexas 25915]

Jimbo's reaction is "holy shit, what did I promise?" 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 7/1/2018 at 1:55 PM, DaggerHorns said:

You can take the coach out of aggy but you can’t take the aggy out of the coach...

 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

A couple more for your viewing pleasure. I'll take Jimbo trying to embrace aggy culture for 75 million, Alex.

and:

Biggest false promise of the year goes to Colby Carthel. He knows deep down Jimbo is going 7-5 (at best) every year.

[Modessit 5600]

WTF makes you so certain those are females?

I delivered a package to a house with aggy connotations and couldn't tell by the first name whether I was delivering to a male or female.

[South Austin 52484]

There's no way that Colby Carthel is a real name. He made that up at Fish Camp.

[Leanderman 2275]

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=AwrE19fPYDtbKSUAlF1XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0N2Noc21lBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNwaXZz?p=animal+house+pledge+pin+naming&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t#id=2&vid=820cd4517559cbffef7fcfa3fb3dbd0a&action=view

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

There's no way that Colby Carthel is a real name. He made that up at Fish Camp.

His sister's name is Medellin.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Vertigo 20279]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

[Longboard Horn 40317]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

There's no way that Colby Carthel is a real name. He made that up at Fish Camp.

It was indoctrinated into him. 

[Lhorn 4913]

35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

Wind assisted, downhill

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

https://www.tigernet.com/story/football/Simple-tweet-causes-Texas-AM-player-to-go-after-Brent-Venables-on-Twitter-17024

O'Neal is such a moron. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

South Austin's mom measured me at 10.5" last night.

[South Austin 52484]

18 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

South Austin's mom measured me at 10.5" last night.

She told me you moved the decimal one space to the right, but other than that she vouches for the accuracy of your story.

[Longboard Horn 40317]

This poor Clemson fan has no idea what he is getting himself into. Pray for this man.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2960018

[Vic Mackey 47027]

"Muster at 18,000 feet!

Aggie veterans on an Honor Flight Houston trip held Muster in midair as they returned to Texas from their visit to Washington, D.C., touring monuments from the wars they fought: World War II and Korea. When a Class of '44 Ag asked for help coordinating a Muster in the sky, The Association was glad to assist.

Watch for more photos and a story soon on this special Muster!"

Edited July 4, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[Vic Mackey 47027]

"The staff members of Student Activities at Texas A&M University support more than 1,000 student organizations that got $125,000 this year from Association donors! The students in these groups develop leadership skills that make them into outstanding Texas Aggies."

[Vic Mackey 47027]

Edited July 4, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[South Austin 52484]

Slim fast, folks.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

North Alabama A&M Club....Whatever the fuck that is.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[South Austin 52484]

The fuck is going on here, Vic?

[BlueGreySky 1004]

all across the board just an unattractive people.

[Player 4575]

The fuck is going on here, Vic?

Inbreeding

[Machinator 32099]

Doesn't Vic already have a thread for this kind of material?

[Vic Mackey 47027]

Just now, Machinator said:

Doesn't Vic already have a thread for this kind of material?

I don't fuck with inbred hillbillies. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

None of their family trees fork.  

[lemonandaturd 4285]

I thought Madlyn Murray O'Hair and Carrot Top were dead.  Who knew they were aggy.  

[deft 6845]

This poor Clemson fan has no idea what he is getting himself into. Pray for this man.
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2960018

99% chance of being an aggy pretending to be Clemson. After they push aggys shit in, the fake poster will make them feel all warm and squishy inside about all the good ‘ol hospitality that he’s never experienced at any other game.

[Jkwellborn 6697]

I don't fuck with inbred hillbillies. 

Dude, we’ve seen the posts in your thread. Maybe not hillbillies, but I’d bet there’s some family fucking going on.

 

Those are some average as hell numbers.

Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

Probably gave him a running head start.

[woohorn 1131]

"The staff members of Student Activities at Texas A&M University support more than 1,000 student organizations that got $125,000 this year from Association donors!"

Is that $125 per organization? Noice.

[Longboard Horn 40317]

Not one of those aggy women are remotely attractive 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Twerf Man, birtch.

[Player 4575]

"The staff members of Student Activities at Texas A&M University support more than 1,000 student organizations that got $125,000 this year from Association donors! The students in these groups develop leadership skills that make them into outstanding Texas Aggies."

Good lord, what a crew. Hey it’s Pat in the middle. John Pinette on the right. Possibly Melissa McCarthy on the left.

I’m sure radical Larry is in there somewhere.

[sdm 847]

11 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Twerf Man, birtch.

Sounds like the title of a THujone original. 

[DaggerHorns 3084]

Refreshed 3 times. Looks like Vic’s pof thread keeps sending here in error.

N..E..ways....which one of these sewer rats did Vic plow?

[BigHorn'13 3363]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Nice

[Blotto 23498]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That Lurch looking gomer in the back middle better hope that picture doesn't find its way back to texags.

[Tex Pete 20348]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

The fuck is going on here, Vic?

Holy shit! Looks like they finally quit testing on animals. 

[F250 28770]

On 6/25/2018 at 10:24 AM, RomaVicta said:

before taking the head coaching job at Eisenhower Middle School in San Antonio to restore the Generals to district dominance! 

Talk about a blast from the past. Jackson Jaguar here and we hated those fuckers.

[Lhorn 4913]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I’m gonna say it.... minus the far left side (she’s all yours Vic) these are pretty attractive ladies.  

[F250 28770]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not one of those aggy women are remotely attractive 

Which is weird because their academic standards have been declining for years. You would expect the SWT/TXST effect to kick in by now.

[RomaVicta 29907]

52 minutes ago, F250 said:

Talk about a blast from the past. Jackson Jaguar here and we hated those fuckers.

When I was a General, the big rival was Nimitz. Long time ago.

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Lot of stupid ugly chicks out there too.