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2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Just to make clear, this $265 million approved in July 2020 was in addition to the over $300 million wasted to build the facility. 

The federal government has obtained more than enough vaccine for every man, woman, and child in the nation and the A&M vaccine facility still hasn’t produced a drop of Covid vaccine. 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/coronavirus/2020/07/27/feds-approve-265-million-to-manufacture-coronavirus-vaccine-at-texas-am-facility/42500775/

 

 

I've heard they are finished but are holding back the release while they figure out how to make it maroon.

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You know you are in Texas when the aggys working at McDonalds give the UT grads going through the drive through a friendly word to start our day. 

Its as if a job at McDonalds is just what a number of aggys have been working towards during those three arduous years at Blinn and the three “academically challenging” years at College Station. 

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50 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

So aggy brought their own longhorn stickers just to be able to be place them upside down on the longhorn logo on the racebib.

This is the shit that makes me wish for injury, just did. A small one like rolling her ankle, losing a nail or hell fuck injury...a yeast infection or bed bugs will do.

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28 minutes ago, Goodman said:

This is the shit that makes me wish for injury, just did. A small one like rolling her ankle, losing a nail or hell fuck injury...a yeast infection or bed bugs will do.

Damn. You're cold hearted. She’s already an aggy. Hasn’t God punished her enough in life already? 

Texas Relays is an important event for aggy track & field athletes. Their new track stadium is small. As in really small. They don’t have the facilities to hold a meet like Texas Relays on their own campus. 

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2 hours ago, RexWilson said:

So aggy brought their own longhorn stickers just to be able to be place them upside down on the longhorn logo on the racebib.

That's just such bullshit.  Typical for them, but bullshit nonetheless.  Why would we invite them to participate in the Relays when they act like that - let them sit their asses at home this weekend.

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That's just such bullshit.  Typical for them, but bullshit nonetheless.  Why would we invite them to participate in the Relays when they act like that - let them sit their asses at home this weekend.

And we have the results. 

Is “dead last” good? Asking for a friend. 

Turdition. 

 

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The aggy swim team had a top 10 finish yesterday at the NCAA national championships and their 200 IM swimmer captured the school’s first ever individual national championship in swimming. 

An awesome showing for one of the nation’s premier college athletics programs. 

I can’t wait until Billy Liucci gets on Twitter to throw it in the faces of Longhorn fans. 

S!E!C! Whoop! 

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On 3/27/2021 at 12:16 PM, RexWilson said:

So aggy brought their own longhorn stickers just to be able to be place them upside down on the longhorn logo on the racebib.

Who is that whore?

I think if their team is incapable of acting like adults; we shouldn’t invite them to Texas Relays anymore. 

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7 hours ago, Kyle said:

Stupid aggy should have had Ramjet paint the lipstick on her instead of the freaking freshman intern.

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Over the weekend, the greatest performance in the history of the men's swim program at Texas A&M was witnesses at the NCAA National Championship meet. For the first time in school history an aggy swimmer won an individual national championship. Talk about a program unquestionably announcing its arrival into the top echelon of the sport!

Last year, A&M's men's swim program put the aquatics world on notice by finishing second in their conference. Second in their conference is the highest A&M men's swimming has finished during the school's time in any conference. This year the mighty ags fell back a bit, finishing fourth in their conference, but the aggy men's swim team shocked the entire world of amateur athletics by delivering a program best 10th place finish at the NCAA National Championship meet.

Astonishingly, our friend Billy Liucci hasn't seen fit to crow about the best performance in the history of their entire program. He wrote about the women's basketball team's season ending loss. He wrote about their baseball team's loss to UGA, and their volleyball team's loss, but not a word about a program-defining performance by the aggy men's swim team at the NCAA National Championships.

And that, my friends, is yet another example of "Longhorns just doing what Longhorns do" that has so completely skull-fucked the students, alumni and supporters of Texas A&M. Dear Liucci can't write a word about what the aggy swim team did at the National Championship meet because that performance is yet another aggy "moment of greatness" that shows the weakness and ineptitude of that which is aggy.

Their male swimmer who won the school's first individual NCAA national championship reserves a congratulation from someone, even if Billy Liucci is too chickenshit to do it.

Congratulations, aggy. How does it feel?

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On 3/27/2021 at 12:16 PM, RexWilson said:

So aggy brought their own longhorn stickers just to be able to be place them upside down on the longhorn logo on the racebib.

A&M has really progressed if they're allowing a drag queen to run on their women's track team. Well done, Aggies!

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Last week, Kyle posted about A&M's non-NCAA national championships.

He forgot to mention three of them are Division II national championships.

I'm not quite sure what significance a non-NCAA Division II championship carries in the redneck world, but evidently its rather important to them.

New trivia question:

"One SEC school has more Division II national championships than every Big 12 school combined. Name that SEC school."

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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On 3/26/2021 at 7:08 AM, Randolph Duke said:

If you believe Demas, a 5* recruit and the second highest rated prospect in their 2020 class, was arrested and kicked out of school that plays in the S!E!C! for possession of 0.01 oz of weed you need to have your head checked. 

Think about it. 

Who do you think is driving this newfound commitment to integrity at A&M, Jimbo Fisher? Ross Bjork? John Sharp? None of those guys has ever shown a commitment to integrity in their life.

And suddenly they are going to start throwing Top 25 national recruits off the team and out of A&M for having a roach in his ashtray during a traffic stop? Do you really think A&M could recruit athletes or students if possession of 0.01 oz of weed was cause for automatic expulsion prior to discovery, let alone a trial on the matter? 

The real story will come out in time. It will be far worse than possession of 0.01 oz of marijuana. 

We’re talking Texas A&M. Quit expecting aggys to be honest about anything. 

Listen to this man... he's pre menstrual...

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On 3/27/2021 at 1:15 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Every longhorn sticker they buy to put upside down puts royalties in our pocket.  Also, she'd probably be faster if she didn't have 15 pounds of whore make up plastered on her face

Not sure that's even a woman...

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13 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Amazing. Simply amazing.

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Fuck you for making me go to the regard forum and read that entire, stupid story. It does not feel real, but the pictures of the post-iceberg are convincing.

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