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[Lhorn 4930]

It’s a damn cult 

[InkaUtexas 26049]

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s a damn cult 

jizzologists? 

[Modessit 5603]

Smart of them to use a sticker instead of screen-printing it right onto the cup. Makes it easier to keep using the cup in 8 years when they can finally fire him with only 2 years severance. Just slap a new sticker on the cup for the next coach.

[Go Pokes 979]

You speak the truth because I've been to one of those..except both bride and groom were aggy along with at least 85% of the guests. The best part was when the band didn't play the aggy fight song and looked annoyed when they had to stop and put on a recording.

I was with a small group huddled in the back as most everyone ran up to the stage and started doing their sawing shit. Needless to say my small group hung around each other for the rest of the night. (just long enough to drain the open bar)

This is an aggy-aggy wedding with an open bar also. I’m guessing it will also be 85% Cletus as well. Hopefully I can find the 15% and have a decent time.

[Jkwellborn 6723]

Is that icing?

Of a different type.

To the posters going to the wedding, print copies of the roller coaster and scatter them around.

[Dennis Taylor 18852]

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

Someone claiming to be an LSU fan posted on one of their boards.

100% certain that's an aggy sock. The only thing missing, and will probably be coming in a future post, is a report on their trip to hooterville and how helpful and friendly everyone was and how incredible the facilities are and they have so many traditions and the best fans in the nation blah blah blah 

[Lhorn 4930]

Yeah the only thing that makes only 99.99% sure that that’s any aggy sock is how they failed to explain how aggy fans are better fans and better people than the rest of the world. 

I hope the other posters on that board are ripping that poster a new one. 

Edited July 7, 2018 by Lhorn

[MontereyMX 869]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

It’s a damn cult 

You can say that again

[Orange&White 5528]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Where do I order one of these?. in a few years, this will be an awesome cup to drink out of around your Aggie acquaintances.

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

Just wait, when the fall happens and they are ready to get rid of jimbo, you'll be able to find a plethora of these at goodwill, or "donated" to office break rooms.

[Lhorn 4930]

50 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Where do I order one of these?. in a few years, this will be an awesome cup to drink out of around your Aggie acquaintances.

While wearing a “WRTS” t-shirt and a “Kenny Trill” hat. 

[Bevo14 8363]

2 hours ago, Orange^White said:

Where do I order one of these?. in a few years, this will be an awesome cup to drink out of around your Aggie acquaintances.

Sure, as long as they resist their instinct to jizz in it.

[Guest]

Jizz

In

My

Back

Oriface

[Blotto 23567]

On 7/4/2018 at 9:59 PM, williemackgarza said:

Come on man, seriously. What thanfuck is goin on here


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If you apply a B&W or sepia filter to any of those Aggy group photos, they would bear a scary  resemblance to all of those photos of 'special' people floating around. The ones where everyone gets a nickname like "Rotund Rhonda" or "Pig-fucking Pete". That campus is overflowing with unfortunate looking people.

Edited July 8, 2018 by Blotto

[Woodrow Call 494]

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If you apply a B&W or sepia filter to any of those Aggy group photos, they would bear a scary  resemblance to all of those photos of 'special' people floating around. The ones where everyone gets a nickname like "Rotund Rhonda" or "Pig-fucking Pete". That campus is overflowing with unfortunate looking people.

Radical larry?

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

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[atomheartbevo 89777]

Jimbo will coach them up bettter than Sumlin.

At least until one of Jimbo’s players sleeps with his future ex-wife.

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

11 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

 

This is an aggy-aggy wedding with an open bar also. I’m guessing it will also be 85% Cletus as well. Hopefully I can find the 15% and have a decent time.

 

I wrote about this on the last site.

My aggy cousin (~38) died suddenly Christmas Eve a couple of years ago.  He never attended aggy but was a huge fan.  His sisters set up an aggy funeral complete with an aggy program with the stupid "Saw 'Em Off" lyrics on the back, aggy theme/colors, etc..

At the end, they sang the aggy War Hymn and my cousin looks at me and yells out, "That's for you!"  It was so surreal, I didn't know what to say.

As an added bonus, his estranged daughters cussed out (very loudly) his current wife in the middle of the ceremony.  Good times.

[Longboard Horn 40431]

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

Probably tastes like false hopes

[DeadArmadillo 907]

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

While wearing a “WRTS” t-shirt and a “Kenny Trill” hat. 

Or this:

[Longboard Horn 40431]

20 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

 

This is an aggy-aggy wedding with an open bar also. I’m guessing it will also be 85% Cletus as well. Hopefully I can find the 15% and have a decent time.

 

If you can’t find the 15%, just remember that you can still have a decent time by frequently visiting the open bar.

[Dennis Taylor 18852]

9 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I wrote about this on the last site.

My aggy cousin (~38) died suddenly Christmas Eve a couple of years ago.  He never attended aggy but was a huge fan.  His sisters set up an aggy funeral complete with an aggy program with the stupid "Saw 'Em Off" lyrics on the back, aggy theme/colors, etc..

At the end, they sang the aggy War Hymn and my cousin looks at me and yells out, "That's for you!"  It was so surreal, I didn't know what to say.

As an added bonus, his estranged daughters cussed out (very loudly) his current wife in the middle of the ceremony.  Good times.

Was that before or after the lecture on how classy they are?

[83Horn 1646]

On 7/4/2018 at 11:04 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Eat more Longhorns???  Indeed, and they can start with me...well, at least the chick in the middle can.

[Vertigo 20306]

On 7/7/2018 at 12:36 PM, Machinator said:

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

Honestly.  Would any of y'all ever wear clothing, put a decal on your car, or drink out of a coffee cup that said, "Herman era" or somesuch.  I mean, thus far I like the guy and all, but I'm not about to start adorning my personal belongings with his name.  Just so idiotic.

[Guest Lobo]

6 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Or this:

What was the 80's video with the dying teenager and their last words were, "I did it for Johnny" and the one holding them was yelling out to the crowd, "Does anybody here know Johnny?  Who's Johnny?!?"  

[ousux 5601]

Honestly.  Would any of y'all ever wear clothing, put a decal on your car, or drink out of a coffee cup that said, "Herman era" or somesuch.  I mean, thus far I like the guy and all, but I'm not about to start adorning my personal belongings with his name.  Just so idiotic.

Some people like to crown their legendary coaches before they even coach a single game..

Surprised they haven't started fundraising for a Jimbo statue yet.

[bmbmd 1027]

On 7/4/2018 at 9:59 PM, williemackgarza said:

Come on man, seriously. What thanfuck is goin on here


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It's over.  The fat lady's singing. 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1022]

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

Eat more Longhorns???  Indeed, and they can start with me...well, at least the chick in the middle can.

I like the way Starkel has rolled up his jeans to show his black high tops. 

[Machinator 32099]

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That defense is so bad ass it gave up over 100 combined points to an anemic LSU offense and Wake Forest.

Aggy may return 7-8 OL, but they are all JAGs.

Edited July 8, 2018 by Elmer_Fudd

[The University 851]

the aggy reality distortion field never takes a day off.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

39 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I like the way Starkel has rolled up his jeans to show his black high tops. 

Tell me you also like the way God built his face on 2 square inches.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1022]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Cairn Horn88 8279]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

So then, aggy has absolutely NO EXCUSES for losing to Clemson....is that what you're saying?

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Doesn't each member of Clemson's DL project as a high NFL draft pick? And like 2 of them top-10 good?

But, there's no question that aggy's crappy defense will be better, because they have a new DC.

[Cairn Horn88 8279]

On 7/7/2018 at 12:36 PM, Machinator said:

I'm on my second cup of coffee and I still can't face the day
I'm thinking of the lady who got lost along the way
And if I don't stop this trembling hand from reaching for the phone
I'll be reachin' for the bottle, Lord, before this day is done

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

What was the 80's video with the dying teenager and their last words were, "I did it for Johnny" and the one holding them was yelling out to the crowd, "Does anybody here know Johnny?  Who's Johnny?!?"  

 

[Leanderman 2276]

[markstanco 12586]

Why is the minority pushed back in the shadows?

rhetorical question, I know.

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

On 7/7/2018 at 12:36 PM, Machinator said:

What’s funny is that im pretty sure that isnt even a Yeti. Its one of those RTIC knock-offs..... how appropriate

[markstanco 12586]

Ha! I noticed that this morning as well. The cup holder part is too skinny to be a yeti.

[jettrink 40]

Fuck aggy!

[sdm 892]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Shortly before 6:00 pm central time on September 8th Dabo is going to remind his team of the various comments Leon O'Neal has made about their team and the fine dedicated Clemson coaching staff. At 6:00 pm central time on September 8, 2018 I suspect Dabo will take the field with a national audience on ESPN and proceed to pull Jimbo's pants down his short cuckish legs, bend him over and fuck him square in the ass. After aggy wins the half-time show the stadium will be about half full, by the fourth quarter the Clemson players will be looking up in the stands chanting aggy?, aggy?, aggy? On Monday that punk ass liucci will be telling the story about how aggy went up against the best team in the nation stood their ground and went toe to toe and something about how Jimbo's on trajectory to win a national title in the next two years.

[markstanco 12586]

Jimbo also knows every player starting on the Clemson defensive line and there isn't one thing he can do to protect his QB short of 10 layers of bubble wrap.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So then, aggy has absolutely NO EXCUSES for losing to Clemson....is that what you're saying?

 Bama/Clemson/sip conspiracy. 

[Orange&White 5528]

30 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 Bama/Clemson/sip conspiracy. 

Don’t forget about the refs cheating them.

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

On 7/6/2018 at 9:49 PM, Machinator said:

Someone claiming to be an LSU fan posted on one of their boards.

 

0.0001% chance this is not a sock. He forgot the part about great fans and sending his kids to school there. 

 

[kopp0e 1135]

On 3/26/2018 at 9:49 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Manziel follies lol

I've never seen this dark side of College Station, interesting to see the other side of the barn...