Tell Me About Texas a&m

[OU Sucks 8,917]

On 3/28/2018 at 11:09 PM, F250 said:

This is due to today's heavy rains. Isn't aggy supposed to be an engineering school?

 

It's a waterfall feature, stupid sip!  /aggy

[BigHorn'13 3,387]

 New turdition

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Their new engineering building would make a great modern art museum.

 

 

 

 

That's not a compliment.

[Redneck Mutha 8,019]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

aggy putting shit on backwards?  Turdition.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy putting shit on backwards?  Turdition.

I drove past this around the time the photo was taken, and I thought I really should snap a picture myself. I'm glad someone else did, because this stupidity really needs to be recorded for posterity.  What's funny is, aggy posted an explanation for why this wasn't as stupid as, you know, it actually is. Because aggy can never admit to being foolish, no matter how foolish the whole world can plainly see they are.

[F250 28,826]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

 

Edited March 30, 2018 by F250

[happyhookem 224]

That's a man, baby! Or, testerone gone bad. Or, estrogen gone bad. Either way, that's one fugly bitch.

 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,026]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

 

Reminds me of the East German ladies in the Olympics in the 80's

[BlueGreySky 1,032]

2 hours ago, happyhookem said:

That's a man, baby! Or, testerone gone bad. Or, estrogen gone bad. Either way, that's one fugly bitch.

 

That's a College Station 9.

[Leanderman 2,277]

Bitch has the horns down to begin with. Better do a mouth swab to ensure this isn't a milkman in drag?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

Next year, just exclude the aggys from the Texas Relays. I think the event will survive without them.

[Cairn Horn88 8,286]

On 3/29/2018 at 6:08 PM, lemonandaturd said:

In the early days, Hullabaloo was the call to have aggys gather at the sheep pasture for chasing some Friday night tail.  Caneck! Caneck! was the desperate cry of the ewe when Pinky Wilson had his fist  a foot up her pussy. 

What about boom shakalaka boom shakalaka?

[Parliament 14,344]

15 hours ago, F250 said:

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

 

x,x,x

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

They should just prevent them from competing if their number is upside down. Too bad they spent money to make the trip.

[theaveragejon 988]

Wait so they do that on purpose because they’re at Texas Relays?

That is so  quintessential aggy. 

And the best part is when they got their numbers they all stood around in a circle putting them all snickering and giggling with each other about how red ass and tough and fuck Texas they are because they are putting their numbers upside. They all think in their group they are awesome. When everyone else is gonna look at them like wtf this idiots. 

 

If if I ran that track meet I’d make them flip up correctly or  forfeit. Fuck you for making me work harder because your a goddamn aggy and you can’t see 12centimeters past your nose. 

[Butch Had Not 2,994]

In cool story bro fashion my dad was awarded a watch for winning the distance medley relay in 1968 or so.  His number was placed upright so fuck you aggy and your petty bullshit. 

[Armybrat 40,934]

They are too stupid to understand such juvenile behavior is an embarrassment for them and that madrasa school of theirs.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They are too stupid to understand such juvenile behavior is an embarrassment for them and that madrasa school of theirs.

Cut them some slack. They are doing the best they can with what precious little the Lord gave them to work with.

[ousux 5,602]

They should just prevent them from competing if their number is upside down. Too bad they spent money to make the trip.

I like it, makes them look retarded to those previously unaware of their tardation.

[TexasMan 10,989]

[Armybrat 40,934]

Wife just noted that the losing aggy distance medley relay team was running with their number bibs right side up a few minutes ago.

Are the farmers already lurking here?

[Modessit 5,607]

The key words, Looch, are "when the teams you cover win". Cheering for wins over cupcakes deserves ridicule.

[RomaVicta 30,033]

The upside down bibs are perfectly Aggie. They're sure it's amusing to the world that they're sticking it to the Longhorns. They'll even invent stories about people asking them about it and agreeing that tu is arrogant and Aggies are the classiest fans in the world.

Reality: They look like the petty idiots that they can be.

[Godzillatron 292]

7 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Wait so they do that on purpose because they’re at Texas Relays?

That is so  quintessential aggy. 

And the best part is when they got their numbers they all stood around in a circle putting them all snickering and giggling with each other about how red ass and tough and fuck Texas they are because they are putting their numbers upside. They all think in their group they are awesome. When everyone else is gonna look at them like wtf this idiots. 

 

If if I ran that track meet I’d make them flip up correctly or  forfeit. Fuck you for making me work harder because your a goddamn aggy and you can’t see 12centimeters past your nose. 

Is this because there's a Longhorn logo on the bib? Y'know, so the Horns are down if the bib is upside down.

[randygilman 643]

47 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

Is this because there's a Longhorn logo on the bib? Y'know, so the Horns are down if the bib is upside down.

I don’t pretend to know what goes on in the minds of Aggies, but that seems like the safest argument.

i bet every other competitor there was like “why are your numbers upside down”

[Cairn Horn88 8,286]

9 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

They should just prevent them from competing if their number is upside down. Too bad they spent money to make the trip.

They are upside down so that they can look down and see what their number is, duh.

[Tex Pete 20,538]

On 3/30/2018 at 3:00 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant believe they turned their bibs upside down just to do Horns Down gesture... again

They're a childish cult.

[TheFlyingBoat 907]

On 3/29/2018 at 9:54 AM, Hurtlocker said:

This made the cut already, right?   

"Try and stop us please" I love how often that line is repeated. You can almost hear the pain in his voice towards the end.

[ChiTownDoc 21,175]

On 3/30/2018 at 4:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Their new engineering building would make a great modern art museum.

 

 

 

 

That's not a compliment.

Maybe the building should be a memorial...honoring all the lives they've taken.  

[Bud Davis 13]

Wasn't any flooding. They ran out of dry ground.

[Longboard Horn 40,559]

On 3/30/2018 at 5:50 PM, F250 said:

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

 

That’s a scary chick. I would never be drunk enough to fuck that.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,067]

Not to be petty or anything, but I'd assume wearing your bib upside down - especially on purpose - would trigger some kind of penalty.  In a cycling time trial race I did a couple of years ago, you'd be disqualified.

[markstanco 12,631]

All the other schools were laughing, but for different reasons than aggy

[DaggerHorns 3,102]

I like it when they do shit like that. It constantly reinforces to everyone else that they are complete fucking lunatics.

[DreadHead 116]

10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Not to be petty or anything, but I'd assume wearing your bib upside down - especially on purpose - would trigger some kind of penalty.  In a cycling time trial race I did a couple of years ago, you'd be disqualified.

I thought the same thing and looked it up the other day, from my understanding.. as long as the numbers are worn on the body, it doesn't matter which direction they are pinned. Nothing about being right side up, just need to be on the body.

[jTower 238]

I thought horns down was always an ousux thing and aggy’stradition was “sawemoff”. 

[jTower 238]

12 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Not to be petty or anything, but I'd assume wearing your bib upside down - especially on purpose - would trigger some kind of penalty.  In a cycling time trial race I did a couple of years ago, you'd be disqualified.

Petty is chasing some cheerleader around with sword because he was on the football field. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 hours ago, DreadHead said:

I thought the same thing and looked it up the other day, from my understanding.. as long as the numbers are worn on the body, it doesn't matter which direction they are pinned. Nothing about being right side up, just need to be on the body.

That’s why I always wore 69. No one could tell if I was doing the “69 down”.

[Deej 76,972]

On 3/31/2018 at 11:19 AM, Armybrat said:

They are too stupid to understand such juvenile behavior is an embarrassment for them and that madrasa school of theirs.

Nothing is an embarrassment to aggy.

[Longboard Horn 40,559]

Speaking of stupidity


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[Longboard Horn 40,559]

Is this really necessary? A group of corps idiots buttfucking each other to protect Lassie?




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[Bevojoe 44]

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is this really necessary? A group of corps idiots buttfucking each other to protect Lassie?




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Take a special person to participate in that type buffoonery.

[Bevojoe 44]

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of stupidity


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Every time the aggys think or do something, they weaken the nation. 

[Vertigo 20,337]

1 hour ago, jTower said:

Petty is chasing some cheerleader around with sword because he was on the football field. 

And finding a way to lose the fight.

[Longboard Horn 40,559]

The newest Stooge




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[jTower 238]

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is this really necessary? A group of corps idiots buttfucking each other to protect Lassie?




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Ran out of leash

[Cairn Horn88 8,286]

8 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like it when they do shit like that. It constantly reinforces to everyone else that they are complete fucking lunatics.

Hey, give them a break.  They can't help it.....they are just doing what makes them who they are.

[Post Oak 20,295]

On 3/30/2018 at 5:50 PM, F250 said:

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

 

Fuck it.  I'll do it

[Eddyline 116]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of stupidity


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Fuckers aren't really in the military. Why are they saluting?