Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Vertigo 20285]

13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Giving Jimbo a raise for nothing would be even funnier if CDC didn't do the same damn thing with Turtle after 2019. Just sayin'.

CDC didn't want to do that, his hand was forced. He turned out to be right. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

Just now, Vertigo said:

CDC didn't want to do that, his hand was forced. He turned out to be right. 

CDC's hand was forced by whom?

The scenario was/is the same. UT outbid themselves for a guy who couldn't and wasn't going anywhere.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21906]

Can we get back to making fun a aggy please

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

9 hours ago, chase25 said:

Saw this on Secrant lol

Tom Herman at Texas (4 Years):
- Record: 32-18
- Bowl Record: 4-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 3
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Jimbob Fisher at Texas Jr (3 Years)
- Record: 26-10
- Bowl Record: 3-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 2
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Herman = shitcanned
Dumbo = raise

Oof.

Jimbo: 6-0 vs non P5

4 and 7 point Ws over 2-10 Arky (18, 19)

5 point W over 0-9 Vandy (20)

Absolute joke of a W vs LSU in 7 OT 

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

CDC's hand was forced by whom?

The scenario was/is the same. UT outbid themselves for a guy who couldn't and wasn't going anywhere.

College coaches trying to recruit with only three years left on a contract are often at a disadvantage. Remember Mack also got an extension late in his time at Texas. 

The extension will usually generate headlines (as it has with Jimbo). If the “not for cause” termination clause is modified, the contract can be extended but the cost over the original term is the same. 

When looking at college coaching contracts, look at how the provisions other than the original term and salary structure have been modified. 

[Trey3216 15346]

20 hours ago, n64ra said:

Nobody cares what you like or hate. Go kiss that 1939 natty of yours.

Can we have "losey" for a losing record?

You should know about "losey" or "levely" since your entire existence is pretty close to .500.   

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Giving Jimbo a raise for nothing would be even funnier if CDC didn't do the same damn thing with Turtle after 2019. Just sayin'.

Tom was extended back to 5 years which should be expected after a big win. Aggy on the other hand pushed Jimbo back to 10 years which is insane for any coach not named Saban or Dabo.

[Tex Pete 20351]

11 hours ago, chase25 said:

Saw this on Secrant lol

Tom Herman at Texas (4 Years):
- Record: 32-18
- Bowl Record: 4-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 3
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Jimbob Fisher at Texas Jr (3 Years)
- Record: 26-10
- Bowl Record: 3-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 2
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Herman = shitcanned
Dumbo = raise

Oof.

You just don't understand. That Texum Bulldog schedule is Ruff Tuff Real Stuff!

Strength of schedule

2018- Texas 7 aggy 6.  We played Maryland (P5), Tulsa (G5) and USC (P5) in non-conference. They played Northwestern State (FCS), Louisiana-Monroe (G5), and UAB (G5).

2019- Texas 7 aggy 21. We played Louisiana Tech (G5), LSU (P5), and Rice (G5). They played Lamar (FCS), powerhouse Texas State (G5), and UTSA (G5).

2020- Texas 37 aggy 35. We played UTEP (G5). We had scheduled South Florida (G5) and LSU (P5), but both cancelled. The SEC cancelled all non-conference games.

[Blotto 23499]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Can we get back to making fun a aggy please

Or at least speculation over which of our WR's will be plowing his new wife while jimbo giggles in the closet. 

  

Edited September 1, 2021 by Blotto

[Bullneck 19085]

6 hours ago, Treefidy said:

I’m also sure he will be atop the LSU coach search.

Is Ogeron on the hot seat already?

[SHOOTER12 8806]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Or at least speculation over which of our WR's will be plowing his new wife while jimbo giggles in the closet. 

  

That is one screwed up looking family.

[Valmy77 13226]

6 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Giving Jimbo a raise for nothing would be even funnier if CDC didn't do the same damn thing with Turtle after 2019. Just sayin'.

It was after 2018.

And I disagree strongly that UT has to be perfect in every way for us not to laugh at other's mistakes. I mean we certainly do not let UT off the hook.

[Gaffords 755]

18 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Kiss of death, gets aggy every time

Like clockwork...

And so, today marks the beginning of the end.  We might as well start the "Who's next for aggy" thread.   This buyout is gonna be monumental.

 

[Thatguy 8698]

On 8/30/2021 at 7:01 PM, elfenix said:

missing an sec sticker

  Is that truck a 2011? Because why the FUCK else would you have a vanity plate like that? We haven't played your bitch asses in a decade.

[Deej 76772]

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Is that truck a 2011? Because why the FUCK else would you have a vanity plate like that? We haven't played your bitch asses in a decade.

They don't want to bbq Bevo. They want to shove their arm up his ass. 

[Crapinon 2257]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

They don't want to bbq Bevo. They want to shove their arm up his ass. 

Arm? It is aggy......

Edited September 2, 2021 by Crapinon

[ousux 5597]

I want to learn from Jimbo Fisher.
 
Not about football though. How to negotiate contract extensions. 

He doesnt have to, aggy negotiates against themselves.

[markstanco 12577]

Good for jimbo. And in reality another 1.5 isn’t that much if you look at the big picture.

The sports media loves them some awe shucks jimbo like they loved awe shucks Mack (and still do in North Carolina).

Jimbo knows what he is doing. His record is averaging 9-3. So he is getting a million per win. I want that gig.

[Pimphand 5744]

aggy is the perpetual master of bad contracts.  literally every day is a masterclass from that crew #legends

[Guest Lobo]

DOROTHY MAN2TH

didn't realize she was aggie, but it tracks.

[ztejas 43425]

23 hours ago, chase25 said:

Saw this on Secrant lol

Tom Herman at Texas (4 Years):
- Record: 32-18
- Bowl Record: 4-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 3
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Jimbob Fisher at Texas Jr (3 Years)
- Record: 26-10
- Bowl Record: 3-0
- NY6 Bowl Record: 1-0
- Top 25 finishes: 2
- Top 10 finishes: 1

Herman = shitcanned
Dumbo = raise

Oof.

Herman also beat OU and played for a conference title. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

https://books.google.com/books?id=gZuzDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT60&lpg=PT60&dq=lying+four+flusher+sul+ross+goodnight&source=bl&ots=oIU0rg_3nx&sig=ACfU3U3FNfg6g5fwMEkie3WJhS9aBKAMCg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiW7ZeI197yAhWSTN8KHWz7BtsQ6AF6BAglEAI#v=onepage&q&f=false

 

Edited September 2, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[JMFP 1120]

15 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Is that truck a 2011? Because why the FUCK else would you have a vanity plate like that? We haven't played your bitch asses in a decade.

Looks like the tires are from 2011

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

On 8/30/2021 at 8:31 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Even with the first numeral restored, I will hereafter only be able to see it as "1-tooth man."

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

If Sark has a 9 win season, we’re gonna give him a ridiculous extension thanks to aggy raising the market. Ryan Day about to get paid

[closetohumping 17441]

[Tex Pete 20351]

5 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

If Sark has a 9 win season, we’re gonna give him a ridiculous extension thanks to aggy raising the market. Ryan Day about to get paid

I am sure we won't do that. 

[Crapinon 2257]

Which one of you guys called in to Mark Packer's XM show last hour and kept calling them the "Texas faggy's"?  

[Steel Shank 9425]

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

DOROTHY MAN2TH

WHEELHOUSE!!!

[Randolph Duke 4034]

48 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

WHEELHOUSE!!!

White trash rednecks. 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M. 

[markstanco 12577]

Which one of you guys called in to Mark Packer's XM show last hour and kept calling them the "Texas faggy's"?  

I listen to that program daily. I actually use the app to rewind to the start of the show.

I think that guys name is Texas bill or whatnot. He sounds hammered every time.

Pack is a believer of fisher because of ties to the ACC which he works for. So, he has a soft spot for aggy. He got called out a few weeks ago about aggy and their opponents 30-50 all sec record and laughed it off as “you play the schedule you are given”.

It’s a good show though. He’s a Clemson grad and good buddies when dabo so you have to deal with an interview with him weekly. But with the app just fast forward.

[billfromlaketravis 11467]

On 9/1/2021 at 4:50 PM, Thatguy said:

  Is that truck a 2011? Because why the FUCK else would you have a vanity plate like that? We haven't played your bitch asses in a decade.

Tires are balder than PJ Fleck. 

Edited September 3, 2021 by billfromlaketravis

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Which one of you guys called in to Mark Packer's XM show last hour and kept calling them the "Texas faggy's"?  

3 years ago my kid had a freshman game in Bryan, we ate at Rudy's BBQ where Jimbo did a coach's show that waa on the radio too. It wasn't going on then but you could leave questions in a box that they'd draw from.  I asked how Candi's tennis lessons were going but they must have run out of time because they didn't get to my question

[Crapinon 2257]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

I listen to that program daily. I actually use the app to rewind to the start of the show.

I think that guys name is Texas bill or whatnot. He sounds hammered every time.

Pack is a believer of fisher because of ties to the ACC which he works for. So, he has a soft spot for aggy. He got called out a few weeks ago about aggy and their opponents 30-50 all sec record and laughed it off as “you play the schedule you are given”.

It’s a good show though. He’s a Clemson grad and good buddies when dabo so you have to deal with an interview with him weekly. But with the app just fast forward.

Packer has the best show by far. Neuheisel and Childers is usually pretty good. Dvoracek and Kanell are a beating.

 

[westexhorn 2017]

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

9 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Packer has the best show by far. Neuheisel and Childers is usually pretty good. Dvoracek and Kanell are a beating.

 

ISWYDT

[markstanco 12577]

7 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Packer has the best show by far. Neuheisel and Childers is usually pretty good. Dvoracek and Kanell are a beating.

 

You dont like OUSUX and Kanell?  They are pretty funny when they go off on a tangent.  McIlroy was an absolute beating.  I was certain at times that Danny wanted to drive to birmingham and beat his ass.  Pompous asshole.  Always reminded Danny that he got in to Princeton because he was smarter than Danny.  When Dvoracek gets excited he sounds JUST LIKE Chris Farley. 

[Tex Pete 20351]

16 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Dvoracek and Kanell are a beating.

Who in the world could have predicted that?!

[SHOOTER12 8806]

11 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

White trash rednecks. 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M. 

Randolphs account has been hacked.... only 12 words.

[TrashMaster G 17554]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Randolphs account has been hacked.... only 12 words.

He got the 'rona!

[South Austin 52494]

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Randolphs account has been hacked.... only 12 words.

He accidentally hit send too soonn.  Follow up novella incoming.

[Eastwood 4394]

Packer has the best show by far. Neuheisel and Childers is usually pretty good. Dvoracek and Kanell are a beating.
 

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I hate call in shows. Nails on a chalk board. I switched over yesterday and like clockwork, some SEC yokel gets on there and this little song and dance happens: "Pack, you said that it was close between that Texas team and 2019 LSU for greatest team, but what about my Bama team from last year? That was a pretty stout..." "No, I think with COVID happening, we just had too much uncertainty and it's hard to quantify..." "Well, I dunno, Pack. My Tide had a pretty good football team last year and they went undefeated." "I'm not saying they're not a good or even great team, but (insert valid LSU and Texas facts)." *sad yokel noises*

And it's every. Damn. Day. "Well, I dunno, Pack. That 2001 Kentucky team had some great players on it. I think they could have made the SEC championship team if they played this year." "Gee, Pack, from where I'm a sittin', I think my '03 Gamecocks would have won the SEC East last year."

Dumb take after dumb take followed by sad yokel noises. It isn't even entertaining. It's painful.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

I'm enjoying the tap dancing the ags are having to do around their 100-yr commemoration of the "12th man" game.

"As the legend goes...."

You are a fucking AAU member research university. Cut the "legend" shit and start telling the truth. No, he hadn't "earned letters." He quit the team before the UT game that season because he wasn't good enough to earn playing time.

They had a whopping three players suffer injuries during the game.

Dobie was spot on - "that pimply outbreak on small natures who cannot abide with equanimity their own smallness."

That pretty much encapsulates all that is aggy.

 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

[chase25 2048]

[Crapinon 2257]

1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I hate call in shows. Nails on a chalk board. I switched over yesterday and like clockwork, some SEC yokel gets on there and this little song and dance happens: "Pack, you said that it was close between that Texas team and 2019 LSU for greatest team, but what about my Bama team from last year? That was a pretty stout..." "No, I think with COVID happening, we just had too much uncertainty and it's hard to quantify..." "Well, I dunno, Pack. My Tide had a pretty good football team last year and they went undefeated." "I'm not saying they're not a good or even great team, but (insert valid LSU and Texas facts)." *sad yokel noises*

And it's every. Damn. Day. "Well, I dunno, Pack. That 2001 Kentucky team had some great players on it. I think they could have made the SEC championship team if they played this year." "Gee, Pack, from where I'm a sittin', I think my '03 Gamecocks would have won the SEC East last year."

Dumb take after dumb take followed by sad yokel noises. It isn't even entertaining. It's painful.

Yep. He definitely was a painful to listen to pleading.

  

[Randolph Duke 4034]

I think Richard Justice needs to check on the definition of "national powerhouse."

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/jimbo-fisher-contract-extension/?utm_source=Texas+Monthly&utm_campaign=8ef064bc68-TM+Today+9-3-21&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_92f99d7313-8ef064bc68-53408619

[Vertigo 20285]

11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I think Richard Justice needs to check on the definition of "national powerhouse."

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/jimbo-fisher-contract-extension/?utm_source=Texas+Monthly&utm_campaign=8ef064bc68-TM+Today+9-3-21&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_92f99d7313-8ef064bc68-53408619

I love these kinds of articles. Aggy overpays for coach, aggy has 1 good season under questionable circumstances, aggy doubles down again on overpaying coach. Aggy alum writers tell everyone how it was an amazing move. Rinse. Repeat.

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-agrees-to-six-year-contract-extension-for-kevin-sumlin/article_6e07adf8-59fa-11e3-8174-001a4bcf887a.html

 

 

Edited September 3, 2021 by Vertigo

[Randolph Duke 4034]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I love these kinds of articles. Aggy overpays for coach, aggy has 1 good season under questionable circumstances, aggy doubles down again on overpaying coach. Aggy alum writers tell everyone how it was an amazing move. Rinse. Repeat.

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-agrees-to-six-year-contract-extension-for-kevin-sumlin/article_6e07adf8-59fa-11e3-8174-001a4bcf887a.html

 

 

Texas A&M has had consecutive seasons with a winning record in conference play since the 1990s. Players such as Myles Garrett never saw a winning record in conference play the entire time he was at A&M. Since 1998 aggy has exactly ZERO seasons with 10 or more wins over FBS teams. ZERO.

Only by the comically low standards that define "aggy excellence" is a record like that considered a "national powerhouse program."

Not one of them has the intellectual depth to recall when their team "failed to meet expectations."

The best part is those ignorant, dumbfuck white trash rednecks truly believe they exemplify "excellence." They truly believe this is their year. They truly believe this year is "next year."

This is going to be hilarious.

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

Herman had a better tenure than has Fisher.....and we fired Herman....Fish got a big raise.  Says it all.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

And I'm still waiting for any aggy to explain how someone who kills people of color for the express purpose of "establishing the supremacy of the white man" isn't a white supremacist.

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