Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20019]

So was Panhandle Slim actually RC Slocum?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

So what happens if this crazy loon and leon fuck and she has his baby?

Well that kid will be physically and mentally slow.

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24011044/message-boards-texags-tigerdroppings-keep-college-football-weird

 

SIAP.  Texags mention in ESPN article about message boards.

It takes 24 people to run texags.

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

holy crap.   it took me a couple of seconds to clue in.

it takes 2 times 12.... just to be sure.

[texaslong 678]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24011044/message-boards-texags-tigerdroppings-keep-college-football-weird

 

SIAP.  Texags mention in ESPN article about message boards.

Nice how they mention the owner and not Billy.

[Tex Pete 20019]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

It takes 24 people to run texags.

Lotta boosters and bagmen. Extra aggy recruiting staff. 

[InkaUtexas 24835]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

It takes 24 people to run texags.

damn man, you need an assistant.. Or 12. You ran the WC crap all on your lonesome. 

Fuck em. 

[Leanderman 2207]

"It takes 24 people to run texags. "

glory holes are open 24/7.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So was Panhandle Slim actually RC Slocum?

Don't know if you ever went over to agtimes years ago, but CoachFranCan was a poster there who was obviously either Fran himself or his newsletter-writing/biographer lackey. Made for some entertaining reading during overnight shifts.

 

[Cairn Horn88 8034]

15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So was Panhandle Slim actually RC Slocum?

My wife gave me one of his shirts for my b'day a while back.

[kopp0e 1135]

Kyler Murray sighting:

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

On 7/21/2018 at 8:40 PM, Homesickhorn said:

 

Well, Norman’s gonna be pissed.

 

Not if Norman is really Jimbo.  Then he’ll just video it.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

8 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Kyler Murray sighting:

This came in handy after all.

[crimsonlonghorn 2299]

Great opportunity to post this one again to the new site.

[Modessit 5582]

We need the Kyler Ewok picture now.

[Modessit 5582]

Found it myself:

[Guest Lobo]

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

[Machinator 32097]

They are really grasping for straws, here.

[kopp0e 1135]

46 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

This sentence can't ever fit together as constructed, here is a bit of help:

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Is this the thread where pretend Aggies are allowed sympathy by compassionate Texans..?

 

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

This came in handy after all.

This might help with online classwork credits... (I'll check in my case anyway)...

[texifornia 55996]

Not sure if it's been shown anywhere, but Kendall Bussey is off the team per Looch: https://247sports.com/player/kendall-bussey-24023

Edited July 24, 2018 by texifornia

[Valmy77 12528]

It is so weird when the Ags get so bent out of shape about how arrogant we are. There is no place more bombastic and full of hubris and self-satisfied superiority than A&M. I am not saying we don't have some of that BS going on over in Bellmont but damn. But I guess self-awareness has never been a strength of theirs.

Edited July 24, 2018 by Valmy77

[OrangEngr 1034]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

They are really grasping for straws, here.

That's funny... I bumped into a random TCU fan this past week on vacation while wearing a UT hat who said  "You got yourself a great A.D.". My reply was "Yes, and we thank you for him."

Edited July 24, 2018 by OrangEngr

[texaslong 678]

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

They are really grasping for straws, here.

Haha. Scott Woodward is probably the most arrogant AD in the nation. Keep making up stories aggy to make yourself feel better though. 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Only aggy would try to criticize CDC. Almost everyone in the industry considers Del Conte to be one of the best ADs in the country. 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20457]

The reply to the CDC post is quintessential aggy....don’t care if it’s true, as long as it fits their perverted narrative.

 

[Bevo14 8196]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is this the thread where we pretend Aggies are "Superior Texans"  ???

Well yeah. Obviously, superior Texans bemoan the quality of Texas football players and suck off the Deep South

Edited July 24, 2018 by Bevo14

[Leanderman 2207]

I randomly bumped into the Bangor Box Boy Marching Band, they all agreed, "aggies suck".

[texasstrong12 4668]

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Edited July 24, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Eddyline 116]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Going to be glorious...

[texifornia 55996]

Some ags are saying it could be some kind of a trap game for Clemson (sandwiched between powerhouses Furman and Georgia Southern). As if they don't want to go in dry on an SEC team to get the ESPN "wow these guys are actually legit" bump that entails.

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Thing is Clemson's offense should be pretty good too if they figure out the offensive line. They return their starting QB, top 3 RBs, starting TE, plus a roster full of good/talented WRs. 

[markstanco 12424]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Yet that doesnt matter to some of them and they know in their heart they are going to win.  Like Jimbo did last year when Clemson wasnt as good on the line and FSU had MUCH better players.

It's science. 

[Leanderman 2207]

"As if they don't want to go in dry ", like I did with your mom, last night.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2964033

LOL every response has Jimbo winning the national championship. amazing. 

[Bevo14 8196]

24 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2964033

LOL every response has Jimbo winning the national championship. amazing. 

The coaches must fit into those 5 statements. By process of elimination it has to be Jimbo, ya stupid sip.

Edited July 24, 2018 by Bevo14

[Longboard Horn 39801]

6 hours ago, Eddyline said:

Going to be glorious...

I’m going to get quite a thrill watching Clemson thrash aggy.

[RomaVicta 29477]

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2964033

LOL every response has Jimbo winning the national championship. amazing. 

He's the only one who has, so he's the only one who can. That's their whole reason for paying him $75m.

[Lhorn 4862]

8 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 

 

Lol. Holy crap. Potential for GOAT defense. Jumbo got this one aggy. 

[deft 6747]

Have fun A&M. Crazy, 6/11 of Clemson's defensive starters are projected in the 1st round. 
 

I’m sorry but I’m not seeing the jimbo effect factored in.

[DigglerontheHoof 20457]

aggy logic is infallible 

[crimsonlonghorn 2299]

Goddammit you stupid sips just don't get it. I guess I have to spell it out for you. 

All 4 of Clemson's starting DL are going to be drafted in the first round. That means that all 4 of them are leaving after this season. 

Guess who the Ags play next season in their second game? Yup, the team with four new starters on the DL. 

Advantage: aggy

 

 

[lemonandaturd 4282]

First round DL?  The Marine has a slew of All District linemen.   Advantage aggy.  

[Machinator 32097]

[Valmy77 12528]

They passed us? Well good for them.

[RoundRobin 828]

Our 12th choice for Baseball coach?  The one who won the conference and went to the CWS? Damn, their coach must have legit skins on the wall. 

Edited July 25, 2018 by RoundRobin

[DaggerHorns 3030]

Our national award winning baseball coach was a bad choice?

Jesus titty fucking tap dancing Christ.

[skipperj 377]

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They passed us? Well good for them.

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

[Valmy77 12528]

2 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Our 12th choice for Baseball coach?  The one who won the conference and went to the CWS? Damn, their coach must have legit skins on the wall. 

That entire post is insane fantasy land. How we are supposed to leave them alone for good when we all live side by side in the same state is also a little unclear.

[Valmy77 12528]

1 minute ago, skipperj said:

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

I just...there is so much rage and hate and made up garbage in that post I just do not really know how to address it. I mean if he really despises me that much for my ass sitting in a classroom a few miles to west of him then I don't know...I just feel bad for somebody that crazy. I mean it is just a sports rivalry man, we are just different schools in Texas. I have seen political partisans less full of insanity than that guy.

So yeah. I hope he is happy and can move on with his life.