Tell Me About Texas a&m

[markstanco 12577]

I lost betting Kent State +29.5 last week bc their kicker sucks, but I feel pretty good about CU +16.5 in Boulder. 

Colorado played pretty well last year. But I know nothing about them this year except Joel Klatt isn’t playing.

[The Ace of Aces 5186]

Saw a video of the farmer crowd chanting “Fuck Joe Biden.” Because of course those fake military hoopleheads would do that.  

Covid, do your thing. 

/no cr 

Edited September 8, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[RomaVicta 29909]

4 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Sooooo… we’re better sports because we express our displeasure in a different (and less effective) way?
idiots

Well, that and they constantly tell everybody what classy good sports they are. Boasting is the hallmark of classiness.

[Pimphand 5760]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Colorado played pretty well last year. But I know nothing about them this year except Joel Klatt isn’t playing.

Joel Klatt lost by 63 to Mack Brown. Do you have any extra drugs? It appears you have the best drugs.....

[justhookit 4191]

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Joel Klatt lost by 63 to Mack Brown. Do you have any extra drugs? It appears you have the best drugs.....

To this day that has to be the biggest ass whipping in a conference championship game ever. We could have put up 100 pretty easily. Vince was on his mission.

[Pimphand 5760]

Shit fuck Klatt lost by 67. I blame markstancos drugs for my bad math

[markstanco 12577]

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Joel Klatt lost by 63 to Mack Brown. Do you have any extra drugs? It appears you have the best drugs.....

No idea what the score of that game has to do with their current roster that in fact does not have Joel Klatt on it. 

[TrashMaster G 17558]

13 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Sooooo… we’re better sports because we express our displeasure in a different (and less effective) way?
idiots

As is proved over and over and over again, self-awareness is not one of their strengths.

[Longboard Horn 40326]

On 9/5/2021 at 8:01 PM, utee94 said:

ULaLa was their hope, until they weren't.

Now it's Arkansas.  After Texas beats the shit outta pig by 3 TDs, the ags will say that Arkansas isn't really an SEC team and they weren't trying to beat Texas anyway since it's not a conference game and only conference games matter.

And on and on.

Can't wait to read their high hopes of Rice beating us in a couple weeks. 

[Bevo14 8314]

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can't wait to read their high hopes of Rice beating us in a couple weeks. 

Their team is shittier than ours, has a higher chance of losing to Colorado, and I'm still not going to wishcast a loss for them since they will probably win.

Soon there won't be any skirts for them to hide under. They will need to actually win a fuckin game against us to claim superiority.

Edited September 8, 2021 by Bevo14

[Burt Macklin 19026]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Colorado played pretty well last year. But I know nothing about them this year except Joel Klatt isn’t playing.

Colorado was 70th in FEI last year. They weren’t good last year, and they won’t be good this year. 

Edited September 8, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[utee94 15825]

12 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Soon there won't be any skirts for them to hide under. They will need to actually win a fuckin game against us to claim superiority.

Don't remember who it was, but someone on this thread said a while back, "The ags have only won 1/3 of the games they actually played against us.  But they've won 100% of the games that were never played."  

 

 

[Vertigo 20290]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Colorado was 70th in FEI last year. They weren’t good last year, and they won’t be good this year. 

There is no way Colorado beats them this week. I live in Denver and am not the least bit tempted to go to this game. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

There is no way Colorado beats them this week. I live in Denver and am not the least bit tempted to go to this game. 

Unless the Ags turn it over a bunch, I agree.  CU is bad.  But they have a QB who is a decent passer and can run.  And they have a couple decent running backs. Dumb not to play the game in Boulder.

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Unless the Ags turn it over a bunch, I agree.  CU is bad.  But they have a QB who is a decent passer and can run.  And they have a couple decent running backs. Dumb not to play the game in Boulder.

So, why are they playing it in Denver?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Doesn't CU typically play Colorado State in Denver?  I don't see that on their schedule this year.  Maybe that's why they're playing aggy there.

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Maybe Aggies dominate the Denver insurance sales market

[Pimphand 5760]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

No idea what the score of that game has to do with their current roster that in fact does not have Joel Klatt on it. 

 

[Scholz 11943]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Soon there won't be any skirts for them to hide under. They will need to actually win a fuckin game against us to claim superiority.

Precisely why they had such a histrionic tantrum when the SEC told them to sit down and shut up.

[LTtxfan 49198]

"Priceless"  🤘

 

[deadshank 24653]

I was looking for a picture on my phone and ran across this one.  My BIL Wake Forest grad sent it to me after aggy lost to the Deacs at the Belk Bowl in 2017 and the aggy band left the stadium. 
 

It simply said “retreat!”

(brevity is the soul of wit)

[Bevo14 8314]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Priceless"  🤘

 

Fighting Texum Cucks

[Hank_Hill 18830]

Lol the cuck jokes write themselves there

[IBuryPaul 273]

37 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I was looking for a picture on my phone and ran across this one.  My BIL Wake Forest grad sent it to me after aggy lost to the Deacs at the Belk Bowl in 2017 and the aggy band left the stadium. 
 

It simply said “retreat!”

(brevity is the soul of wit)

They didn’t want to be there, so it didn’t count. 

[Jkwellborn 6704]

I was looking for a picture on my phone and ran across this one.  My BIL Wake Forest grad sent it to me after aggy lost to the Deacs at the Belk Bowl in 2017 and the aggy band left the stadium. 
 
It simply said “retreat!”
(brevity is the soul of wit)

Come on now. The military uses “fall back” these days.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Advance to the rear!

[Scholz 11943]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Priceless"  🤘

 

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Priceless"  🤘

 

I just figured out Jimbo's TexAgs handle

[Randolph Duke 4034]

The ags have been having an internal sturm-und-drang moment over the "Fuck Joe Biden" chant and (heaven forbid) that some fans were booing instead of hissing to the refs of a perceived bad call. It's truly comical.

http://www.thebatt.com/news/head-yell-leader-responds-to-obscenities-at-fall-opener/article_ad76751a-0ff9-11ec-ade4-cb941c025d1f.html

Yet again, their fairy-tale self-image is conflicting with the reality of their culture and who they actually are.

The problem of aggys being vulgar rednecks during football games goes back to al least 1906, as shown by the clip from the October 6, 1906 edition of the school paper. What makes this even more comical is that even though they were complaining about vulgar yells by the "yell leaders" at least starting in 1906, they insist their tradition of having yell leaders didn't start until 1907.

Add to it the aggy behavior that got one of them killed at the Baylor game in 1926, the admissions that most of the state of Texas held them in low esteem in the late 1940s and early 1950s, etc, etc, and you have a clear pattern of the ags never being the "classy" fanbase they insist they are today.

Edited September 9, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[Cody2422 273]

[JJxvi 10]

On 9/8/2021 at 10:25 AM, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, why are they playing it in Denver?

Probably to be able to split the gate so both schools can make money from a neutral site.  It was a home and home, but the Colorado trip to College Station was canceled. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

8 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

Now do wins over ranked teams during that time frame.  UNC maybe?  With their entire offense sitting out.

[gernblansten 3197]

11 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

I wish I knew whether this goes on the stadium or just a cup or shirt.  Wait, maybe a fake trophy for Jimbo that can be presented before the Bama game.

[Tex Pete 20357]

8 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

A&M has only played 13 games since then, and got the absolute shit kicked out of them the week after said Georgia game, 50-7 by LSU (a team that we only lost to by 7 points).

They only beat three teams with a winning record last year, and one of those teams fired its coach. Those teams were a combined 22-13 (62.8%), so it isn't like they were world beaters. Seems like yet another fucking stupid thing to brag about. 

Fuck aggy.

[Hank_Hill 18830]

Lol at using a mid season game as the start for that absolutely shitty data point

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm still chuckling over the aggy who admitted he married a hoary woman. That's an adjective usually reserved for boar hogs and bristle brushes, but I have no doubt it accurately described his ex wife.

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

40 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

[Tex Pete 20357]

22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol at using a mid season game as the start for that absolutely shitty data point

Did you know that from January 1, 2010 to November 23, 2011, Texas A&M was undefeated against us?

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

They recognize the format that Kyle umlang guy uses, but are trying to fit different data into it.

[Cody2422 273]

Guess I should’ve added some commentary.  An aggy friend posted that and I thought it belonged here because of how ridiculous it was

[ousux 5597]

Is it correct he still has no buyout in his contract? If so, exactly what is gonna stop him from leaving? His love of bumfuck? Maybe his love of the fact that they will keep overpaying him.

There is no P5 job open anywhere, and its quite possible LSU cant afford to shitcan Ogre and overpay for a good coach...yet aggy still bid against themselves and bought Jimbo a few more vacation homes. His money in collie station is guaranteed even if he goes full Peter from Office Space, how can anyone possibly get a better deal than that?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

The first of the 5th Circuit opinions on Mike Bynam’s 12th Man lawsuit against A&M just came out. 

Bynam’s about to get paid. Not quite sure how much yet.

https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca5/20-20530/20-20530-2021-09-08.html

 

[Tex Pete 20357]

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

They recognize the format that Kyle umlang guy uses, but are trying to fit different data into it.

The problem is that there is no real data that props up the leaning pile of rubble that is their football program. 

Edited September 9, 2021 by Tex Pete

[deadshank 24653]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

The first of the 5th Circuit opinions on Mike Bynam’s 12th Man lawsuit against A&M just came out. 

Bynam’s about to get paid. Not quite sure how much yet.

https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca5/20-20530/20-20530-2021-09-08.html

 

Cliff’s Notes?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

5th Circuit denied defendant's appeal of the denial of motion of summary judgement due to lack of jurisdiction

[tbone_ 14127]

Cliff’s Notes?

Aggy intentionally stole some guy’s book and published it online. Lead aggy dipshit literally had his admin retype it from a pdf (full of copyright notices) the author sent and post on their webpage.

FYI I was able to determine this with maybe 30 seconds of reading that doc.

[deadshank 24653]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Aggy intentionally stole some guy’s book and published it online. Lead aggy dipshit literally had his admin retype it from a pdf (full of copyright notices) the author sent and post on their webpage.

FYI I was able to determine this with maybe 30 seconds of reading that doc.

I don’t have 30 seconds. 
 

But I do have lysdexia. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

52 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Cliff’s Notes?

Remember back when my 12th Man story was picked up by the Wall St Journal? That, and Seattle in the Super Bowl caused aggy administrators to panic and look for anything they could to bolster their claim to the trademark. Brad Marquardt was (allegedly) told to handle the issue. Brad Marquardt is/was one of the aggy school employees responsible for marketing, or fairy tales, or whatever.

One of the things Marquardt (allegedly) did it take a manuscript about the subject submitted by a writer to the athletics department for pre-publication comments, have his secretary retype the writer's work into A&M's computer files without the copyright info, and then he (allegedly) sent the manuscript to 350,000 alumni.

Marquardt was sued by the writer as was the school. The school is claiming sovereign immunity. That issue is still outstanding. Marquardt was denied sovereign immunity protections. He appealed. His appeal was denied.

As it stands, Marquardt is still personally liable for copyright infringement damages which under DMCA can start at $2,500 per incident. Multiply $2,500 by 350,000. Whether A&M can hide behind sovereign immunity is the other case the 5th Circuit heard in July. That decision should be out shortly.

Edited September 9, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[Jshep34 2308]

Lol

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