Tell Me About Texas a&m

[CosmoDog 332]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does Colorado have a prayer here?  I know nothing about this Colorado squad.

They got altitude.

I’m hoping for a bunch of gassed aggy.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does Colorado have a prayer here?  I know nothing about this Colorado squad.

No. Aggy will easily win big 

[Cairn Horn88 8,285]

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Honestly, I think Jimbo is less dangerous at Aggy. A competent coach and recruiter at LSU is a lethal combination. 

Besides....aggy has a reputation that's unmatched anywhere!

[billfromlaketravis 11,542]

45 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does Colorado have a prayer here?  I know nothing about this Colorado squad.

If Colorado breaks double digits, I'd be mildly surprised. 

[Poolflood 845]

49 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does Colorado have a prayer here?  I know nothing about this Colorado squad.

Playing over-hyped POS team.  So yes. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Tom Herman beat Colorado with a qb that has been passed up by a freshman qb. Aggy probably rolls them beats their chest at beating a P5 team even though it was obviously Colorados super bowl. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,285]

2 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Does Colorado have a prayer here?  I know nothing about this Colorado squad.

Haynes King already hurt and out.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Haynes King already hurt and out.

Built in excuse

[Mikey4 2,476]

22 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Haynes King already hurt and out.

He was ass last week anyway.

[Orange&White 5,539]

9 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

If I’m Jimbo, I don’t leave the kind of job security and payout he has suckered aggy into for less than 7 years at $10 million per year guaranteed. In today’s world of Monopoly money for coaches, however, LSU just might do that, and it would be glorious to watch. 

It would be so much funnier if he leaves for LSU and takes a pay cut to do it.

[pacman 7,372]

ahem..for the lulz

[pacman 7,372]

https://twitter.com/billyliucci/status/1402817391973867521?s=20

Edited September 11, 2021 by pacman

[Landomatic 3,813]

[pacman 7,372]

Imagine wearing a shirt that doesn't even mention your own school anywhere on it

[Landomatic 3,813]

8 minutes ago, pacman said:

Imagine wearing a shirt that doesn't even mention your own school anywhere on it

To a game that has absolutely nothing to do with the school it does mention

[Eastwood 4,394]

Aggy struggles in back to back games against absolute scrubs and they couldn't be more ecstatic.

[Hozz 1,020]

I don't see any scenario where he leaves for LSU unless they guarantee, at a minimum, every dollar he'd be leaving on his Aggie contract.  I don't LSU is dumb enough to do that though.

[Zeus 6,176]

[NAVY 6,747]

They are ass my dude 

[XForce 218]

Arkansas might have a chance against them this year. Please God give them a chance. 

[Pimphand 5,931]

They suck duck and blow ass just not as much dick and ass as Texas currently.

[hookem48 4,703]

just be glad you fuckers don't live around these jackasses, it's going to be a real long week around here for me.

[Wally Pryor 5,263]

 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

14 hours ago, Hozz said:

I don't see any scenario where he leaves for LSU unless they guarantee, at a minimum, every dollar he'd be leaving on his Aggie contract.  I don't LSU is dumb enough to do that though.

The current AD at LSU is the person who gave Jimbo his original A&M contract. I think Woodward’s philosophy on coaching contracts is pretty clear. He’s not afraid to overpay. 

Jimbo’s issue is he has to win something. It’s been a while since aggy dropped a game to a team they had no business losing to. That has been the key to their last 10 year run. At some point, either aggy mean reverts and drops a couple of head scratchers, or Jimbo actually win something. Smart money would bet that they mean revert. 

If Jimbo wins something, LSU would pay him what he wants. Coming up, the ags have arky, Miss St and Bama in three successive weeks. The best of those games will be Miss St. Mike Leach is going to be in rare form the week before that game. 

Based on what we saw yesterday, aggy looks to have depth problems. My guess is Leach frustrates the living Hell out of Jimbo this year, we transition back to “wait until next year” and Jimbo starts getting heat for never being able to deliver. 

 

[Deej 76,965]

7 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Get back to us Looch whenever you find your first ounce of class. 

[C-Man 27,285]

 

Somebody remind Looch that aggy fans were weirdly chanting “Fuck Joe Biden!” at last week’s game at Kyle.

[wood 11,286]

On 9/4/2021 at 7:32 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

King blows. Against anyone else with a pulse they will load the box up.

Este. This aggy team will get its collective shit pushed in multiple times this year.

[wood 11,286]

On 9/8/2021 at 1:14 AM, justhookit said:

To this day that has to be the biggest ass whipping in a conference championship game ever. We could have put up 100 pretty easily. Vince was on his mission.

Yep. Absolutely zero doubt we could have easily gone over 100.

[wood 11,286]

On 9/11/2021 at 7:32 AM, GTX Horn said:

I really don’t get the Jimbo to LSU rumors. He’s getting paid a shitload of money at aggy, they treat him like a god despite not having any better achievements during his tenure than Kevin Sumlin. LSU fans would be a much more demanding bunch. He can practically coast the rest of his career at aggy without winning anything and they’d still deify him

Remember the tweet that talked about how happy Jimbo & his hoar wife are in B-CS? I mean ... does anyone really believe that?

[ztejas 43,549]

On 9/11/2021 at 5:22 PM, Landomatic said:

I obviously saw this on Saturday in the game thread but I just put it together that the dickhead on the left is wearing the same shirt. They are wearing matching Texas isn't back shirts to the Colorado game. 

Just...

[InkaUtexas 26,179]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Get back to us Looch whenever you find your first ounce of class. 

And no, they have it correct. Fuck the aggys. Damn Looch, the entire D1 and D2 feel that way. Maybe VMI likes you, but FUCK THE AGGYS. 

[Landomatic 3,813]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Somebody remind Looch that aggy fans were weirdly chanting “Fuck Joe Biden!” at last week’s game at Kyle.

Some of them even boo'd when they were supposed to hiss. That offensive behavior will not be tolerated...prompted a strongly worded letter.

On 9/7/2021 at 6:21 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

 

[Landomatic 3,813]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I obviously saw this on Saturday in the game thread but I just put it together that the dickhead on the left is wearing the same shirt. They are wearing matching Texas isn't back shirts to the Colorado game. 

Just...

Oh, look closer. Just when you think it can't get any more aggy, you're reminded that...it's aggy and of course it can. There were like 6 of them all sitting together wearing it.

So, not just one dumbass aggy decided this was a good look. Nope, a whole group of middle aged men pooled their burgundy truck payment money together to get front row seats and after talking it over and thinking it through, decided, not only to all wear matching shirts, but to go with that shirt.

You can't make this shit up...

On 9/11/2021 at 5:22 PM, Landomatic said:

 

On 9/11/2021 at 5:49 PM, Zeus said:

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,109]

Colorado does something it’s “no class”

aggy wears shirts and chants shot it’s just good ol aggy red ass good bull whoop!. Biggest dorks on planet earth. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,880]

On 9/11/2021 at 5:47 PM, Eastwood said:

Aggy struggles in back to back games against absolute scrubs and they couldn't be more ecstatic.

I was listening to the radio call when they scored and their sideline guy was positively giddy, like a freaking teenage girl. I was embarrassed for him. 

Edited September 13, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[Cairn Horn88 8,285]

Per texags:

Haynes King had surgery Sunday morning to repair a fracture and there was no ligament damage. Out 4-6 weeks.

 

[closetojumping 62,891]

Ha. “Our 4-6 weeks.” That implies that homeboy is back on the field for someone between Bama and South Carolina. Right. I’ll be stunned if he’s out there ahead of November. 

[wood 11,286]

7 hours ago, Landomatic said:

a whole group of middle aged men pooled their burgundy truck payment money together to get front row seats

LMFAO. That's fucking hilarious and spot on. It's funny because it's true...

Outta rep. Hit ya up later.

[wood 11,286]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Per texags:

Haynes King had surgery Sunday morning to repair a fracture and there was no ligament damage. Out 4-6 weeks.

 

Whoops!

[fattyflattie 4,638]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. “Our 4-6 weeks.” That implies that homeboy is back on the field for someone between Bama and South Carolina. Right. I’ll be stunned if he’s out there ahead of November. 

Doesn't really matter I suppose.  The season will be done for them by then, and he'd have to make more contact with P5 players, putting him right back onto the sidelines.

[wood 11,286]

Holy shit, 1-3 in the next 4?

[Tex Pete 20,535]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Per texags:

Haynes King had surgery Sunday morning to repair a fracture and there was no ligament damage. Out 4-6 weeks.

Wait. A frail leukemia patient looking player is broken after just over 1 game? No wai.

[Tex Pete 20,535]

On 9/10/2021 at 7:19 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Lemme guess: Billie is now driving a Subaru is is feeling free now that (s)he has come out to the world.

NTTAWWT

[Tex-19 2,885]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. “Our 4-6 weeks.” That implies that homeboy is back on the field for someone between Bama and South Carolina. Right. I’ll be stunned if he’s out there ahead of November. 

That's pretty fortunate timing for them if true. Right before Auburn, Ole Miss, and LSU. Of course, he'd be coming in rusty with only the 3 INT Kent St game of experience. Their backloaded schedule really helping them out a lot.

[Scholz 11,970]

34 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Lemme guess: Billie is now driving a Subaru is is feeling free now that (s)he has come out to the world.

NTTAWWT

He's been taking the female sex hormones

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,961]

That's the only female sex he gets

[Tex Pete 20,535]

28 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's the only female sex he gets

Pssssh. He calls his hand "Frieda" while he's making contributions to "the jar."

[Cairn Horn88 8,285]

Jumbo update:

Texas A&M quarterback Haynes King has sustained a broken right leg with a crack at the low part of his tibia bone and will be sidelined for a while head coach Jimbo Fisher announced during Monday’s press conference. Fisher said King has undergone surgery and that the procedure went as well as it could have gone.

The A&M coach declined to offer a prognosis for when King would return.

“I’m not a doctor. When you heal, you heal,” Fisher said.

King was injured on the Aggies’ sixth offensive play of a 10-7 victory over Colorado on Saturday afternoon. He was hurt on a tackle by defensive end Guy Thomas. 

A redshirt freshman, King has completed 22-of-35 passes for 300 yards and two touchdowns with three interceptions this season.

Zach Calzada takes over the starting quarterback role until King returns. Calzada completed 18-of-38 passes for 183 yards and a touchdown against Colorado.

That’s gotta hurt.

[Enchubben 5,512]

Even if king is able to hobble back onto the field, his mobility is a huge piece to his game and will be diminished. He’s basically donezo.

Hopefully the rest of the SEC understands calzada is much less athletic and can’t hit the broad side of a barn and game plans accordingly.

 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Jumbo update:

Texas A&M quarterback Haynes King has sustained a broken right leg with a crack at the low part of his tibia bone and will be sidelined for a while head coach Jimbo Fisher announced during Monday’s press conference. Fisher said King has undergone surgery and that the procedure went as well as it could have gone.

The A&M coach declined to offer a prognosis for when King would return.

“I’m not a doctor. When you heal, you heal,” Fisher said.

King was injured on the Aggies’ sixth offensive play of a 10-7 victory over Colorado on Saturday afternoon. He was hurt on a tackle by defensive end Guy Thomas. 

A redshirt freshman, King has completed 22-of-35 passes for 300 yards and two touchdowns with three interceptions this season.

Zach Calzada takes over the starting quarterback role until King returns. Calzada completed 18-of-38 passes for 183 yards and a touchdown against Colorado.

That’s gotta hurt.

4.8 yards per passing attempt for Calzada. 4.0 yards per rushing attempt for the team

Brutal.