Tell Me About Texas a&m

[DigglerontheHoof 21182]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Eternal scoreboard and series (by 2/3s), you miserable twat waffles.

[PhillyD 1257]

Since they don't want to play us, we should agree and quit talking about it.  I'll continue to enjoy beating them in post season sports.  Glad we could agree.

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Hagbard Celine 10851]

24 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They passed us? Well good for them.

So they don't need our money any more, right?

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

IDK CDC hiring Mike White for softball was pretty much a slam dunk first hire

Edited July 25, 2018 by A’Dam Psycho

[texifornia 56864]

25 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Our 12th choice for Baseball coach?  The one who won the conference and went to the CWS? Damn, their coach must have legit skins on the wall. 

What a staggering self-own that was.

[Orange&White 5522]

They will fall into silence when they struggle to remain above .500 this season. Next February the roller coaster will start climbing again. As sure as the seasons.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

12th choice?  Advantage aggy.

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Goddammit you stupid sips just don't get it. I guess I have to spell it out for you. 

All 4 of Clemson's starting DL are going to be drafted in the first round. That means that all 4 of them are leaving after this season. 

Guess who the Ags play next season in their second game? Yup, the team with four new starters on the DL. 

Advantage: aggy

 

 

"At" Clemson.....advantage Tigers.

[texifornia 56864]

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

 

Edited July 25, 2018 by texifornia

[Sejjr 3246]

I had an aggy earlier today text me this out of the blue: "What was the comment Herman made the other day that everyone is talking about?"

It took me a minute to realize what he was referring to.  aggy actually thinks that idiotic question from Kirk Bohls at the media day, and Herman's correct response, is a topic of conversation that the whole country is discussing. What they don't seem to realize is the fact that nobody outside of Lit Station gives a rat's ass about it.  To aggy, this is further proof that Herman is a classless meanie who is hated by his players. Advantage aggy.

Edited July 25, 2018 by Sejjr

[kopp0e 1135]

3 hours ago, skipperj said:

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

This sentence should be synonymous with "that one time at band camp"...

[Modessit 5598]

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 
 

He's even the shortest when sitting down.

[texifornia 56864]

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I had an aggy earlier today text me this out of the blue: "What was the comment Herman made the other day that everyone is talking about?"

It took me a minute to realize what he was referring to.  aggy actually thinks that idiotic question from Kirk Bohls at the media day, and Herman's correct response, is a topic of conversation that the whole country is discussing. What they don't seem to realize is the fact that nobody outside of Lit Station gives a rat's ass about it.  To aggy, this is further proof that Herman is a classless meanie who is hated by his players. Advantage aggy.

Eh, I had a Notre Dame fan friend ask me about it. But that's mostly because he likes to mess with me.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

I’m a lifelong  Longhorn, and I don’t even remember the question.  

Edited July 25, 2018 by ShowmeyourTDs

[Bevo14 8303]

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I had an aggy earlier today text me this out of the blue: "What was the comment Herman made the other day that everyone is talking about?"

It took me a minute to realize what he was referring to.  aggy actually thinks that idiotic question from Kirk Bohls at the media day, and Herman's correct response, is a topic of conversation that the whole country is discussing. What they don't seem to realize is the fact that nobody outside of Lit Station gives a rat's ass about it.  To aggy, this is further proof that Herman is a classless meanie who is hated by his players. Advantage aggy.

your first mistake was giving an aggy your number

[utee94 15807]

8 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I had an aggy earlier today text me this out of the blue: "What was the comment Herman made the other day that everyone is talking about?"

It took me a minute to realize what he was referring to.  aggy actually thinks that idiotic question from Kirk Bohls at the media day, and Herman's correct response, is a topic of conversation that the whole country is discussing. What they don't seem to realize is the fact that nobody outside of Lit Station gives a rat's ass about it.  To aggy, this is further proof that Herman is a classless meanie who is hated by his players. Advantage aggy.

The fact that, even as a red-ass good-bull sip-hater, he didn't even know the comment and had to ask you, tells you all you need to know about how much attention it's getting, national or otherwise.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10229]

13 hours ago, skipperj said:

Did you not hear that they beat Bama that one time?

It is amazing how much that one win did to change how they and only they perceive themselves.  They don't win that one game and even they might realize they are just Kentucky East West.

Edited July 25, 2018 by MonkeyDoughnut
Thx Tex Long... lol map check

[Tex Long 4383]

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It is amazing how much that one win did to change how they and only they perceive themselves.  They don't win that one game and even they might realize they are just Kentucky East.

Ummm... might wanna check your map.

[Leanderman 2275]

They don't need us anymore? Fine one less school to push their stool in every time they play us. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

The guy that posted that -- txjortsagent -- is an attorney whose license was suspended for trafficking drugs.  His fellow ags look up to him.  He's a fucking idiot like of the rest of the retards on Texags rivalries board.

 

 

Edited July 25, 2018 by Johnny Sack

[BabaYaga 15288]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The guy that posted that -- txjortsagent -- is an attorney whose license was suspended for trafficking drugs.  His fellow ags look up to him.  He's a fucking idiot like of the rest of the retards on Texags rivalries board.

Keep going.....trafficking drugs?  

[Scholz 11938]

aggys are scared. 

Georgia isn't afraid of Ga Tech.  Florida doesn't run scared from FSU.  South Carolina plays Clemson every year (the team aggy's new HC ran away from btw).  Bama/Auburn and Miss/Miss St aren't afraid to be in the same conference together.

aggys are lying cowards.  I'm ashamed they call themselves Texans.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Keep going.....trafficking drugs?  

Don't want to post his name.  But yes.  He got pinched for trafficking marijuana in Arizona.  And had his law license suspended for 18 months.  Aggy undergrad.  Texas Tech law.  He posts like he's a badass on Texags though.

[Deej 76755]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

 

Looks like he knows he made a huge mistake. 

[BabaYaga 15288]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Don't want to post his name.  But yes.  He got pinched for trafficking marijuana in Arizona.  And had his law license suspended for 18 months.  Aggy undergrad.  Texas Tech law.  He posts like he's a badass on Texags though.

Oh, yeah.  I know.  Outdoor board got me started over there ( I lease our place to to two young Ag hunters) and every now and then I'd wander into their Rivalries.  It's bad.  Not Surly-Politics-Impeach-Trump echo-chamber bad....but close.

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

 

No Patterson?

[Clob94 121]

13 hours ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

Y'all all need to get it through your head. 

 

Fuck them. They left. The SEC asked us on multiple occasions to join them. Time and again, we told them "No". 

Fuck them. We offered them a chunk of the Longhorn Network prior to it's conception. They said "Nobody is going to pay you millions for your tv network". 

Fuck them. They switch to a conference to be a middle of the road team, just like they were in the Big 12. 

Fuck them. They brag about playing in stadiums in Baton Rouge, Tuscaloosa, Gainesville, and get their shit pushed in time and again.... but...but... it's a packed house and Lawrence can only hold 40,000....

 

This is aggy: 

"We got a better job, we moved to a bigger house in a nicer subdivision and I actually like my neighbors even when they come over and raid my fridge, drink all my beer, fuck my wife, shit in my toilet and don't flush, and kick my dog on the way out. We love the SEC!!!" 

 

You took a spot in the SEC that was our sloppy seconds. There's a word that describes all this:

 

CUCKOLD. 

 

Fuck them. 

[Clob94 121]

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No Patterson?

Steve Patterson blocked me on Twitter. I actually got a private message from the Arizona Coyotes (or whatever they are called) that asked me to stop posting shit about what an assclown Patterson was at UT. He's an anal wart. 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

10 minutes ago, Clob94 said:

Y'all all need to get it through your head. 

 

Fuck them. They left. The SEC asked us on multiple occasions to join them. Time and again, we told them "No". 

Fuck them. We offered them a chunk of the Longhorn Network prior to it's conception. They said "Nobody is going to pay you millions for your tv network". 

Fuck them. They switch to a conference to be a middle of the road team, just like they were in the Big 12. 

Fuck them. They brag about playing in stadiums in Baton Rouge, Tuscaloosa, Gainesville, and get their shit pushed in time and again.... but...but... it's a packed house and Lawrence can only hold 40,000....

 

This is aggy: 

"We got a better job, we moved to a bigger house in a nicer subdivision and I actually like my neighbors even when they come over and raid my fridge, drink all my beer, fuck my wife, shit in my toilet and don't flush, and kick my dog on the way out. We love the SEC!!!" 

 

You took a spot in the SEC that was our sloppy seconds. There's a word that describes all this:

 

CUCKOLD. 

 

Fuck them. 

Just wanted to add that we've tried playing them, at least 3 times publicly, since their "anytime anywhere" claim and they pussied out. So quite frankly, I applaud this courageous aggy to finally admit they don't want to play us anymore. The road to that point was wayyy off but the destination is still great all the same. 

Edited July 25, 2018 by BigHorn'13

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

10 minutes ago, Clob94 said:

Steve Patterson blocked me on Twitter. I actually got a private message from the Arizona Coyotes (or whatever they are called) that asked me to stop posting shit about what an assclown Patterson was at UT. He's an anal wart. 

I meant Gary

[Scholz 11938]

7 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Just wanted to add that we've tried playing them, at least 3 times publicly, since their "anytime anywhere" claim and they pussied out. So quite frankly, I applaud this courageous aggy to finally admit they don't want to play us anymore. The road to that point was wayyy off but the destination is still great all the same. 

I don't care to play them anymore.  We can obviously get better teams on our OOC schedule (ND, USC, tOSU, Mich, LSU, Bama, etc.).  I just don't like bald faced liars or cowards.  

They're squealing now because they've been outed as big pussies.  You're scared, aggys.

[Leanderman 2275]

But they will continue to say we won't play them, just for the media attention. 

[Orange&White 5522]

The next time there is even a remote chance that the two teams could end up in the same bowl, CDC needs to hold a press conference and publicly state that Texas wants to play the aggies. Just straight up call them out and make them answer, once and for all and not hide behind the SEC selection process or not provide any reason why it didn't happen. Just straight up call them out on the national stage and say, "we are ready, we will work with our conference commissioner to juggle any scenario that puts us in the same game".

It just gets tiring to listen to the drivel that Texas was afraid to play them when all evidence points to the contrary.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

It's still baffling to look back at the '14 Texas bowl. aggy was scared to play a Strong led Texas team with Shawn fucking Watson running the offense. Pussies.

Edited July 25, 2018 by BigHorn'13

[markstanco 12571]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Just wanted to add that we've tried playing them, at least 3 times publicly, since their "anytime anywhere" claim and they pussied out. So quite frankly, I applaud this courageous aggy to finally admit they don't want to play us anymore. The road to that point was wayyy off but the destination is still great all the same. 

At the Texas Bowl they were told they cant play against Texas by daddy sec.  Ironically they should have, the Arkie game was Strongtastic on offense. 

daddy sec tried to protect them AGAIN by scheduling Wake Forest, but we know how that turned out. 

 

edit: BH13 beat me to it.

Edited July 25, 2018 by markstanco

[po elvis 2070]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

At the Texas Bowl they were told they cant play against Texas by daddy sec.  Ironically they should have, the Arkie game was Strongtastic on offense. 

daddy sec tried to protect them AGAIN by scheduling Wake Forest, but we know how that turned out. 

 

edit: BH13 beat me to it.

aggy was a good matchup for us that year. we beat teams like Texas Tech, OSU, West Virginia. looked like shit against teams like KSU and TCU. aggy did not have the defense. arkie did.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

We will not get them in a bowl this year because they will not be bowl eligible.  5-7 Jimbaggins.  

[RomaVicta 29902]

In the Big 12, they were masochists who hated their sadistic beatings at the hands Texas and others. In the SEC, they are masochists who love their sadist masters. Of course, they're happier there.

Please sir, my I have another and good luck in the playoffs, sir!

[Jkwellborn 6691]

We’re a long way from ok.

[Scholz 11938]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

It's still baffling to look back at the '14 Texas bowl. aggy was scared to play a Strong led Texas team with Shawn fucking Watson running the offense. Pussies.

You answered your own question there.

[NOMAAA 1696]

so do they regularly post missives like that for no reason other than adding a little extra to the jar?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

It's still baffling to look back at the '14 Texas bowl. aggy was scared to play a Strong led Texas team with Shawn fucking Watson running the offense. Pussies.

As pathetic as Watson was, aggy was smart (relative term) for ducking that game. They had no defense, and their offense would not have matched up very well. Losing to that Texas team would have set both programs back.

Edited July 25, 2018 by Walden Ponderer
Some typos are better than others.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

this would be a good spot to post that graphic espn showed of how aggy owns us in the all-time series in football, baseball, and basketball...    anybody have it?

[EastTexan 662]

59 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

this would be a good spot to post that graphic espn showed of how aggy owns us in the all-time series in football, baseball, and basketball...    anybody have it?

Wait. That happened. F espn and aggy!

[ClubWhatever 12120]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Texas Tech law.

I'll take things I didn't know existed for 2000, Alex

[Lidig8r 1870]

One of you Intertrons geniuses need to come up with some "fake news articles" claiming to have inside information that Texas and the SEC have had preliminary discussions about Texas joining the SEC when the Big XII grant-of-rights contract expires ... but only on the condition that aggy is expelled.

Those sheep humpin' bastards' heads would explode.

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Lidig8r said:

One of you Intertrons geniuses need to come up with some "fake news articles" claiming to have inside information that Texas and the SEC have had preliminary discussions about Texas joining the SEC when the Big XII grant-of-rights contract expires ... but only on the condition that aggy is expelled.

Those sheep humpin' bastards' heads would explode.

PM Chip Brown

[TrashMaster G 17547]

6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Don't want to post his name.  But yes.  He got pinched for trafficking marijuana in Arizona.  And had his law license suspended for 18 months.  Aggy undergrad.  Texas Tech law.  He posts like he's a badass on Texags though.

Why not?

[Roofle 272]

6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Don't want to post his name.  But yes.  He got pinched for trafficking marijuana in Arizona.  And had his law license suspended for 18 months.  Aggy undergrad.  Texas Tech law.  He posts like he's a badass on Texags though.

Y'all enjoy: http://txboda.org/sites/default/files/pdfs/Robertson54411Agreed Order of Suspension.pdf