Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 76,944]

15 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Probably because should it ever come to it, they’ll just borrow more interest free money from the academic side (if you consider near 60% acceptance rate academics).  Then Texas taxpayers will be paying the bill for their dumbass decision making.

Prairie View A&M student: "What's this 'Jimbo fee' on my tuition bill?"

[SaucyJack 3,504]

20 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Those fucking cowbells - combined with my New Years Day hangover at the 1999 Cotton Bowl - were the worst.  Only thing that made up for it was Ricky flashing the Heisman pose.

 

 

[Deej 76,944]

Never wear white pants playing against Ricky. Everyone can see you shit yourself when he's about to bowl you over.

[TexasMan 10,989]

...but other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

 

[Deej 76,944]

They had one final season to prove something before we join the SEC, and in typical aggy fashion, they are fucking it up.

 

[F250 28,826]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

They had one final season to prove something before we join the SEC, and in typical aggy fashion, they are fucking it up.

 

Shit is getting real for them. They were living in a blissful world of delusion until the news broke that the shadow of Texas would be rolling back over college station. 

 

Big brother just got home and found aggy fucking around with our stuff and they are about to find out.

[Deej 76,944]

Pos rep for Terry Tate.

[Fud 9,557]

3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I can’t fathom that they thought it was necessary to give him a raise so early in a contract where you were already paying more than anyone else would be willing to.  What’s he going to do, retire and walk away from 7.5 mil per year?  Does anyone else see his performance as so impressive that they are willing to pay him more than 7.5 mil to steal him?  I’m having a hard time deciding who amongst Herman, Shaka or Jimbo was the least deserving of a raise/extension.  

 

The raise felt like a knee jerk reaction to Texas getting into the sec 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I can’t fathom that they thought it was necessary to give him a raise so early in a contract where you were already paying more than anyone else would be willing to.  What’s he going to do, retire and walk away from 7.5 mil per year?  Does anyone else see his performance as so impressive that they are willing to pay him more than 7.5 mil to steal him?  I’m having a hard time deciding who amongst Herman, Shaka or Jimbo was the least deserving of a raise/extension.  

 

All the talk Ed O is toast and Scott Woodward would bring in Jimbo again.

[Tex Pete 20,510]

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

What has A&M football done to indicate to anyone a winning culture?
 

Cult, I get. But not culture. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,284]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

...but other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

 

So, he’s a pessimist….what a shame.

[El Squared 1,813]

Texas A&M: almost Winning ....since 1876.

[Deej 76,944]

Jim Jones would be proud. 

 

[sdm 892]

28 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What has A&M football done to indicate to anyone a winning culture?
 

Cult, I get. But not culture. 

But not a winning cult, as a cult they're still losers

[Deej 76,944]

Just now, sdm said:

But not a winning cult, as a cult they're still losers

Worst. Cult. Ever.

[mdleast 8,313]

[Tex Pete 20,510]

Is that the bonfire?

[Lhorn 4,968]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

All the talk Ed O is toast and Scott Woodward would bring in Jimbo again.

Is LSU in a position to pay 8 mil plus and if they were, would they guarantee that 8 mil for 6 plus years…… for Jimbo Fisher?!!

I don’t think anyone who is not retarded was ever going to one up that contract to steal Jimbo.  Then again… one might be surprised how little he’s take to get away from aggy.  Regardless, they got worked HARD! 

[Wishbone 4,789]

6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Is LSU in a position to pay 8 mil plus and if they were, would they guarantee that 8 mil for 6 plus years…… for Jimbo Fisher?!!

I don’t think anyone who is not retarded was ever going to one up that contract to steal Jimbo.  Then again… one might be surprised how little he’s take to get away from aggy.  Regardless, they got worked HARD! 

I’m not sure anybody would want him enough to get to point of trying.

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

8 hours ago, ousux said:

Imagine how disheartening it must be..aggy cracked open their piggy banks for facilities and recruits the past decade with only a worthless Heisman trophy to show for it. (From a recruit who committed to the guy they fired before the SEC move)

and who also only went aggy when the sips turned him down (... admittedly, our bad, but nevertheless.... he still has the ink to prove it)

[Horn Dogg 3,974]

On 9/29/2021 at 7:26 PM, Hornlover said:

Those fucking cowbells - combined with my New Years Day hangover at the 1999 Cotton Bowl - were the worst.  Only thing that made up for it was Ricky flashing the Heisman pose.

The pooooooor Jackie chants were pretty badass too!

[CHIEF 5,095]

aggy and Jimbo remind me of my dog on steak night at my house. We get bone-in ribeyes. After we eat everything we can, we give a bone (Jimbo) to my dog (aggy). The rest of the night, he growls, and runs off with that slimy, spit covered bone, that you don't want, anytime you walk near him. He is so proud of himself and his prize, "look what I got". Its his prize possession, but everyone else sees it for what it is, a slimy, spit covered bone with nothing left on it that anyone would want.

CHIEF

Edited October 1, 2021 by CHIEF
punkchuashun and whisky

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

6 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

looch should pay captain caveman $100k a year for editorial priveleges

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Is that the bonfire?

[Foosters 17,889]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Jim Jones would be proud. 

 

This just hits different after you have kids. The thought of losing a child to that is almost too much to bear.

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

5 hours ago, Lhorn said:

So 7.5 was his base salary and the rest of the 8.9 was bonuses?  So now the base is 9 and similar bonuses will presumably get him to more than 10 mil?  
 

They must get off on throwing around money like it’s water. 
I thought Shaka and Herman’s raises were unnecessary and idiotic but this is a whole other level.  Not only are you throwing away money that could be better spent elsewhere to better the program but you are raising the buyout should you decide he’s not getting it done.  I don’t think “we expected better at this point” is an uncommon thought is CS.  

talkiebird is more desperate than jerry jones

the difference is that at least jones spends his own money

[pops 7,007]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Jim Jones would be proud. 

 

Tldr

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

5 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Probably because should it ever come to it, they’ll just borrow more interest free money from the academic side (if you consider near 60% acceptance rate academics).  Then Texas taxpayers will be paying the bill for their dumbass decision making.

@Randolph Duke what were the AUF payments the last 5 years?

[ousux 5,602]

This just hits different after you have kids. The thought of losing a child to that is almost too much to bear.

Simple, if they even think of applying to aggy..disown them.

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

What has A&M football done to indicate to anyone a winning culture?   Cult, I get. But not culture. 

dude.

you can't spell cult without culture.

or you can't spell culture without cult.

something something.

[Js1 85,599]

2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

All the talk Ed O is toast and Scott Woodward would bring in Jimbo again.

Aggy would probably hire Matt Campbell bc he’s 2-3 against Texas’ worst coaching staffs.

Aggy is the epitome of fake five star culture with three star results. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,934]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

The raise felt like a knee jerk reaction to Texas getting into the sec 

he got the raise for shit-talking saban in june

tell aggy what they want to hear: profit

[Tex Pete 20,510]

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude.

you can't spell cult without culture.

or you can't spell culture without cult.

something something.

From the outside looking in, it’s a cult. From the inside looking out, they’ll shoot you in the back if you make a run for it. 

[jimmyjazz 46,207]

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233018

[RomaVicta 30,030]

13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's amazing to me that these idiots seem to be totally unaware of how badly bjork and talkiebird fucked up with the zwereneman article and impromptu "it's our sec privelege" presser at their media days

talkiebird got a phone call at 1045am saturday morning and in 60 minutes looch had flipped the narrative 180 degrees and the sheep followed willingly

aggy had no choice in the matter - backstabbing was impossible

the sec cigars will bide their time, and fuck aggy appropriately for that transgression

and again, the delusion of agency in the matter...... the post is written as if the aggy vote could prevent our move

You don't seem to get it. Aggies are richer than the Big G. They brought the Texas TV market and literally trillions of dollars to the SEC. Aggies are the SEC. They were carrying everybody, and this is how they're appreciated.

They ended last year ranked number 4 in a poll. That's the pinnacle of achievement in this sport. No team will ever match that.

And. It's. Going. To. Be. A. Dynasty. They' may make it to number 4 again someday. Mark it down.

It's all because they have and trust in Jimbo.

[RomaVicta 30,030]

4 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

All the talk Ed O is toast and Scott Woodward would bring in Jimbo again.

Jimbo coaching LSU to victories over the Aggies would be 

I would be shocked if LSU took him, but it will be funny either way. Jimbo bleeds the Aggies as coach or humiliates them by going to LSU for less money and kicking their ass every year.

If they want a sitting MNC coach, they'd be better off with Mack cornering the Louisiana recruiting market.

 

 

[Thatguy 8,881]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

4 hours ago, Foosters said:

This just hits different after you have kids. The thought of losing a child to that is almost too much to bear.

Simple, if they even think of applying to aggy..disown them.

   Hard to keep them away from there when they are letting more people in than lonestar or ACC. We are good at my house though. My kid called aggy a cult and she turned 13 this summer. Well, her actual words were "aggy is like a bizzarro church thingy", but you get the picture. We have never told her anything and allowed her to come to her own conclusions about it. She formed her opinion being around aggy kids in school. So our advice is simple. The best way to keep your kid away from aggy is to let them be close to aggy. Aggy will do the work for you.

[Thatguy 8,881]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233187

 

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is LSU in a position to pay 8 mil plus and if they were, would they guarantee that 8 mil for 6 plus years…… for Jimbo Fisher?!!

I don’t think anyone who is not retarded was ever going to one up that contract to steal Jimbo.  Then again… one might be surprised how little he’s take to get away from aggy.  Regardless, they got worked HARD! 

Probably never happen, but could you imagine the breakdown if Dumbo were to go to LSU .......and win a championship his first year there? BCS would definitely look like Jonestown after that.

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Jim Jones would be proud. 

 

Is that crap mandatory for incoming freshmen?

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, Foosters said:

This just hits different after you have kids. The thought of losing a child to that is almost too much to bear.

Simple, if they even think of applying to aggy..disown them.

That's what I threatened a granddaughter with when she was around 9 yo and thought she wanted to be a vet.  I told her I'd never speak to her again.

She didn't go.

[Thatguy 8,881]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is that crap mandatory for incoming freshmen?

  No but evidently its kinda rapey. Who knew?

https://www.thebatt.com/news/fish-camp-perpetuates-culture-of-sexual-violence/article_c3823eb0-66a4-11eb-9689-bbe3fec563f0.html

 

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

  No but evidently its kinda rapey. Who knew?

https://www.thebatt.com/news/fish-camp-perpetuates-culture-of-sexual-violence/article_c3823eb0-66a4-11eb-9689-bbe3fec563f0.html

 

Yeah I read that too.  Talk about some sick fucks, wow.

Needs to be cleansed with fire. Institutionally supported rape.

[Thatguy 8,881]

9 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah I read that too.  Talk about some sick fucks, wow.

Needs to be cleansed with fire. Institutionally supported rape.

They already tried that once!

[Longboard Horn 40,541]

6 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

The pooooooor Jackie chants were pretty badass too!

When we went up 38-3 I remember the Fox broadcast team said something like, "don't think there aren't a bunch of UT alumni who aren't just ABSOLUTELY LOVING THIS! Jackie Sherill used to run the score up on Texas in the 80s and got a thrill out of it. Don't think the alumni haven't forgotten about that and don't think the boosters haven't told Mack Brown about it. Jackie is definitely getting a taste of his own medicine at the Cotton Bowl today...."

[Hornlover 8,842]

7 hours ago, CHIEF said:

aggy and Jimbo remind me of my dog on steak night at my house. We get bone-in ribeyes. After we eat everything we can, we give a bone (Jimbo) to my dog (aggy). The rest of the night, he growls, and runs off with that slimy, spit covered bone, that you don't want, anytime you walk near him. He is so proud of himself and his prize, "look what I got". Its his prize possession, but everyone else sees it for what it is, a slimy, spit covered bone with nothing left on it that anyone would want.

CHIEF

Don't care, got Jimbo. 

[lilMAC25 3,821]

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OaklandDoubleAg

 

 

 

8:01p, 9/30/21 

 

LSU's 2002 season under Nick Saban:

" The 2002 season opened with high expectations, but a 26-8 loss at the hands of Virginia Tech raised serious questions about their outlook. However, the Tigers would rebound to win their next six straight, but after a mid-season injury to quarterback Matt Mauck, LSU lost four of its last six games to close the season, including a 21-20 loss at Arkansas, which knocked the Tigers out of the SEC Championship Game, and forced them to share the SEC West Division title with the Razorbacks. LSU also suffered a 35-20 loss to Texas in the Cotton Bowl Classic, and finished 8-5."

..could you even imagine the TexAgs meltdown after that?

Ah, the old “BUT WHAT ABOUT SABAN” fallacy, what a classic.

[Tex Pete 20,510]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

When we went up 38-3 I remember the Fox broadcast team said something like, "don't think there aren't a bunch of UT alumni who aren't just ABSOLUTELY LOVING THIS! Jackie Sherill used to run the score up on Texas in the 80s and got a thrill out of it. Don't think the alumni haven't forgotten about that and don't think the boosters haven't told Mack Brown about it. Jackie is definitely getting a taste of his own medicine at the Cotton Bowl today...."

Thing is: Jackie has always liked it when people shit in his mouth. 
 

[jimmyjazz 46,207]

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  No but evidently its kinda rapey. Who knew?

https://www.thebatt.com/news/fish-camp-perpetuates-culture-of-sexual-violence/article_c3823eb0-66a4-11eb-9689-bbe3fec563f0.html

 

Maybe it has something to do with the Brazos River?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@Randolph Duke what were the AUF payments the last 5 years?

2016 - $773mil

2017 - $834mil

2018 - $887mil

2019- $1,014mil

2020- $1,311mil