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29 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Clackity clack--Jimbo ran out of time again?  What excuses are the overrated fighting farm hacks doling out this week?  Their season rested on Cornhole eyes?  They're a middle of the road team.  That's not an exception to the rule, it is the rule. Jimbo got 'em next year though.  

 

This past week there was a thread that they were still on the jimbo-mobile and 7-5 was just fine and right on schedule cause they have jimbo.

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Haha, Richard Justice at Texas Monthly, soothsayer for our times. 

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Texas A&M’s Jimbo Fisher Is Worth Every Penny of His Contract Extension
The coach has overseen the rise of Aggies football into a national powerhouse, and the rest of the university stands to benefit.

It was easy to see Fisher was fleeing the scene of a dumpster fire he ignited at FSU. It was also easy to see he was one of those coaches who rode a hot QB to an NC. Only aggy was dumb enough not to see both that fact and what he did to a once-proud program and double down on it even while it was happening. 

Seriously. He destroyed Florida State, probably forever. There is no reason they will be back with all that new competition from UCF, USF, and whatever else with Miami and the Gators still out there. I am old enough to remember when they were irrelevant and also old enough to remember when you could pencil them in as top 5 every fucking year but Jimbo destroyed that by pulling the exact same move Mack did here -- blowing off the hard work of assessing and recruiting and coaching offensive linemen. Jimbo's a little smarter than Mack though and he got out when the getting was good and found the dumbest program in American to pony up the most money possible. Hat's off to him, really. And now we are SEC too they will be back firmly scrambling for the hind tit where they've always been in-state and I think even those non-conference SEC match ups won't be slam dunks soon enough. 

Fucking Richard Justice should be ashamed of himself for writing such drivel and Texas Monthly should be ashamed of printing it. Blatant blow-job for aggy readership. 

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2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Haha, Richard Justice at Texas Monthly, soothsayer for our times. 

It was easy to see Fisher was fleeing the scene of a dumpster fire he ignited at FSU. It was also easy to see he was one of those coaches who rode a hot QB to an NC. Only aggy was dumb enough not to see both that fact and what he did to a once-proud program and double down on it even while it was happening. 

Seriously. He destroyed Florida State, probably forever. There is no reason they will be back with all that new competition from UCF, USF, and whatever else with Miami and the Gators still out there. I am old enough to remember when they were irrelevant and also old enough to remember when you could pencil them in as top 5 every fucking year but Jimbo destroyed that by pulling the exact same move Mack did here -- blowing off the hard work of assessing and recruiting and coaching offensive linemen. Jimbo's a little smarter than Mack though and he got out when the getting was good and found the dumbest program in American to pony up the most money possible. Hat's off to him, really. And now we are SEC too they will be back firmly scrambling for the hind tit where they've always been in-state and I think even those non-conference SEC match ups won't be slam dunks soon enough. 

Fucking Richard Justice should be ashamed of himself for writing such drivel and Texas Monthly should be ashamed of printing it. Blatant blow-job for aggy readership. 

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Haha, Justice doubled down on his own idiocy too. 

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Losing to Arkansas Was Texas A&M’s Reality Check

The Aggies had dreams of an undefeated season and a trip to the College Football Playoff, but life in the SEC ain’t all peaches and cream.

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As Fisher went through every pass and run in his game plan, he could not find a play or sequence of plays to turn the game around. As deflating as that must have been, however, he managed to appear resolute after the loss. At least this week, the coach won’t have to worry about his team overlooking Mississippi State to focus on the looming visit from Alabama. Come Saturday, Fisher will surely have his players’ attention. They can forget about the national-championship talk for now—just go out and play winning football.

“Got to play better and got to coach together,” he said.

 

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If Jimbo went to LSU he'd win a NC in 3 years....we're just a loser program. Saban could come here and coach and he'd be toast. I really think we'd be better off hiring a no name coach who wants to build a program and knows how to recruit the right players to be successful.

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If Jimbo went to LSU he'd win a NC in 3 years....we're just a loser program. Saban could come here and coach and he'd be toast. I really think we'd be better off hiring a no name coach who wants to build a program and knows how to recruit the right players to be successful.
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Man they love saying “natty” don’t they?
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1 hour ago, Terry Silver said:

Aggy’s best option right now is to buy out Jimbo for $85M and offer bill belichick a 10 year $1 billion contract.

Just think, if they fired Jimbo and we announced we are playing in the SEC next year, Jimbo could afford to pay our exit fee

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Fuck Gerry..our momentum shouldnt have anything to do with what those rubes do or dont do. Thats aggy thinking in a nutshell.

But he’s right in the sense that whatever success they’ve had against us has been because of lying about themselves and negative recruiting against us. Their shitshow exposes them and negates their bullshit recruiting. 
 

Their “huge winning season!” last year was against tomato cans and they aren’t destined for a championship run this year. They’re the same old aggy. Their offense is a Stone Age offense and their defense was built to stop plodding offenses. The emporer has no clothes. 

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Jimbo's wins the last 3 regular seasons-

Texas State 3-9
Lamar 4-8
Arkansas 2-10
Ole Miss 4-8
Miss State 6-7
UTSA 4-8
South Carolina 4-8
Vanderbilt 0-9
Florida 8-4
Miss State 4-7
Arkansas 3-7
South Carolina 3-7
LSU 5-5
Auburn 6-5
Tennessee 3-7
Kent State 2-3
Colorado 1-4

New Mexico 2-3

Combined 64-119-.350 PCT

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