Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Who is writing the visiting Alabama fan fic of gratitude this week?  The one where the 12th man wins them over and they want their kids to go to A&M?  And they now hate they ghey sips?

[Pimphand 5814]

It's like Farmers Only and Grindr got together and held an open mic night.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Pimphand

[Deej 76861]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

(what do we call a pack of aggy) 

losers, idiots, morons...

[Pimphand 5814]

15 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What the fuck is a “Texas Aggie”?

Ohio Buckeye
Florida Seminole
Oklahoma Cowboy
Cal Titan
Michigan Spartan
Penn Nittany Lion
Washington Cougar
Oregon Beaver
Texas Red Raider
Texas Bobcat
Virginia Hokie

[ClubWhatever 12154]

that this klan-ish "tradition" is getting the curtain lifted on its utter stupidy and backwardness to a wider audience is hilarious

[Pimphand 5814]

Holy fuck this is so cringy it has to be aggy owned and operated
 

 

[Wishbone 4763]

17 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's like Farmers Only and Grindr got together and held an open mic night.

This clown must have been “coached” to keep the mic in the hand closest to rube section from the way he switches back and forth on his strut and stroll.

[Billy Pilgrim 1983]

I hope Kyle Umlang is in witness protection. He’s the Michael Jordan of roasting aggys but those fuckers are crazy when it comes to ridiculing their “traditions”.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Billy Pilgrim

[C-Man 27239]

parents would not pay for him to go anywhere by A&M. 

I think what he was saying was that he got accepted to Stanford and yet didn’t have a full ride at aggy?

[Gaffords 757]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

But it leaves no doubts.

[InkaUtexas 26022]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I think what he was saying was that he got accepted to Stanford and yet didn’t have a full ride at aggy?

Accepted to both. Parents made good money and held it over him. Want debt? Go to Stanford. Want a free ride, go aggy. I never agreed but who the hell am but a stupid sip. 

[Deej 76861]

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

that this klan-ish "tradition" is getting the curtain lifted on its utter stupidy and backwardness to a wider audience is hilarious

And instead of maybe rethinking some of their stupid turditions, they will double down. 

[C-Man 27239]

[/url] It's like Farmers Only and Grindr got together and held an open mic night.

The comments on that Twitter post are pretty incredible

[Deej 76861]

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This clown must have been “coached” to keep the mic in the hand closest to rube section from the way he switches back and forth on his strut and stroll.

reposting from the recruiting board:

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[zzz 199]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Has the skyrocket always been one of their regular 'yells' or did they add it for all of the errant Calzada throws?

[Vertigo 20298]

6 minutes ago, zzz said:

Has the skyrocket always been one of their regular 'yells' or did they add it for all of the errant Calzada throws?

Pretty sure the bus driver was added for Mond. 

[ChickenNuggets 1630]

8 minutes ago, zzz said:

Has the skyrocket always been one of their regular 'yells' or did they add it for all of the errant Calzada throws?

wait, these are yells? I thought these were their sheep kama sutra instructions. "locomotive" looks like a reach around.

[novasooner 29]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

parents would not pay for him to go anywhere by A&M. 

Of all the incredibly asinine, embarrassing shit we've seen about aggy on this thread, this right here is the most damning example of the cult in action. 

[Zeus 6108]

51 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's like FarImers Only and Grindr got together and held an open mic night.

Man that's just the Nature Boy act with really autistic loser nerd delivery 

[Pimphand 5814]

19 minutes ago, zzz said:

Has the skyrocket always been one of their regular 'yells' or did they add it for all of the errant Calzada throws?

The question is where's the fucking surrender cobra?

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

31 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Man that's just the Nature Boy act with really autistic loser nerd delivery 

How dare you disparage Ric Flair like that

[Steel Shank 9430]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

parents would not pay for him to go anywhere by A&M. 

cold-blooded

[Randolph Duke 4034]

It’s comical how aggys completely fabricate stories. Keep in mind, to alter the distributions from PUF investments the people of Texas would have to vote on and pass a constitutional amendment. I guess they don’t teach government at trade schools. 

“Word is that UT has been informed that the state is reworking the PUF. UT will lose a significant portion to all the other universities in the state not yet included.”

”They get to go to the SEC but it's going to cost them in many different ways. Bet they didn't see that coming.”

”Talked with a high up Tech administrator. Said Gov Abbott has already informed UT it's going to happen. UT and aTm don't control the legislature like in the past. Example is Tech getting their vet school even in the face of strong aTm opposition. Times are a changing.”

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3236028

Edited October 7, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[Zeus 6108]

28 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How dare you disparage Ric Flair like that

lol it's literally the same thing with whoop instead of wooo and corny weird shit jokes instead of funny awesome things

AN I HAVIN A HARD TIME

HOLDIN THESE ALLIGATORS DOWN

WOO

 

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

Just now, Zeus said:

lol it's literally the same thing with whoop instead of wooo and corny weird shit jokes instead of funny awesome things

AN I HAVIN A HARD TIME

HOLDIN THESE ALLIGATORS DOWN

WOO

 

It's the same thing except one is recognized worldwide as being cool as hell and the other is aggy. 

It's not the fucking same at all 

[utee94 15835]

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s comical how aggys completely fabricate stories. Keep in mind, to alter the distributions from PUF investments the people of Texas would have to vote on and pass a constitutional amendment. I guess they don’t teach government at trade schools. 

“Word is that UT has been informed that the state is reworking the PUF. UT will lose a significant portion to all the other universities in the state not yet included.”

”They get to go to the SEC but it's going to cost them in many different ways. Bet they didn't see that coming.”

”Talked with a high up Tech administrator. Said Gov Abbott has already informed UT it's going to happen. UT and aTm don't control the legislature like in the past. Example is Tech getting their vet school even in the face of strong aTm opposition. Times are a changing.”

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3236028

Yeah I've heard Techters in my circles saying similar things.  They're too dumb to realize, that's not how any of this works.

Edited October 7, 2021 by utee94

[ChickenNuggets 1630]

23 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s comical how aggys completely fabricate stories. Keep in mind, to alter the distributions from PUF investments the people of Texas would have to vote on and pass a constitutional amendment. I guess they don’t teach government at trade schools. 

“Word is that UT has been informed that the state is reworking the PUF. UT will lose a significant portion to all the other universities in the state not yet included.”

”They get to go to the SEC but it's going to cost them in many different ways. Bet they didn't see that coming.”

”Talked with a high up Tech administrator. Said Gov Abbott has already informed UT it's going to happen. UT and aTm don't control the legislature like in the past. Example is Tech getting their vet school even in the face of strong aTm opposition. Times are a changing.”

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3236028

That last one about UT not controlling the leg is absolute garbage. THE most powerful entity in the state is the University of Texas when it decides it needs to be. Texas flexed when it decided to go to the SEC. Maybe some legislators got in the news for filing bills, but the outcome was never in doubt and the pressure UT applied was enormous. I heard from several lobbyists that some in the leg were shocked at how quickly they were steamrolled.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

9 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

That last one about UT not controlling the leg is absolute garbage. THE most powerful entity in the state is the University of Texas when it decides it needs to be. Texas flexed when it decided to go to the SEC. Maybe some legislators got in the news for filing bills, but the outcome was never in doubt and the pressure UT applied was enormous. I heard from several lobbyists that some in the leg were shocked at how quickly they were steamrolled.

UT Austin educates about 50,000 students on a budget well in excess of $3 billion. A&M educates about 65,000 on a budget of just under $2 billion. 

Per full time student equivalent, aggy is funded at about $0.50 for each dollar UT Austin receives. I think UT’s influence with state political leaders is quite secure. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

13 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

That last one about UT not controlling the leg is absolute garbage. THE most powerful entity in the state is the University of Texas when it decides it needs to be. Texas flexed when it decided to go to the SEC. Maybe some legislators got in the news for filing bills, but the outcome was never in doubt and the pressure UT applied was enormous. I heard from several lobbyists that some in the leg were shocked at how quickly they were steamrolled.

I agree we are powerful. But trusting lobbyists to tell the truth? Hmmmmmm. 

[ChickenNuggets 1630]

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I agree we are powerful. But trusting lobbyists to tell the truth? Hmmmmmm. 

you must be a lobbyist. haha

[Pimphand 5814]

11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I agree we are powerful. But trusting lobbyists to tell the truth? Hmmmmmm. 

I think you can trust them when they whine about getting their ass kicked.  Now trusting them for advice/strategy? LOL

[wood 11230]

5 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

My father was a college prof; I grew up on small university campuses (not SEC or SWC).  Personal confession: I went to a&m on a full ride academic scholarship (ChemE) as a freshman-I was evidently an 0.002% guy.  “Underwhelming” would be an incredible understatement.  Got out after 2 semesters.  Married into a family of engineers and accountants, plenty of acquaintances from both universities.

I’ve never met an aggy engineer I’d let design a carport for me, or an aggy accountant I’d let balance my checkbook.  What starts at Texas changes the world, what starts at tamu fucks things up.  It’s a second rate cow college situated in shithole East Texas-always has been, always will be.  Never doubt it, never forget it.

So ... what is this "checkbook" you speak of?

[demos 3004]

Of all the incredibly asinine, embarrassing shit we've seen about aggy on this thread, this right here is the most damning example of the cult in action. 

Here’s another:

Cousin’s kid was looking at colleges, applied to and was accepted to the Naval Academy. Cousin, who is an aggy, convinced him to go to A&M and join the corps.

Bottled my mind.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

losers, idiots, morons...

....oh my!

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Ohio Buckeye
Florida Seminole
Oklahoma Cowboy
Cal Titan
Michigan Spartan
Penn Nittany Lion
Washington Cougar
Oregon Beaver
Texas Red Raider
Texas Bobcat
Virginia Hokie

Uh.........no.

[DigglerontheHoof 21208]

5 minutes ago, demos said:

Here’s another:

Cousin’s kid was looking at colleges, applied to and was accepted to the Naval Academy. Cousin, who is an aggy, convinced him to go to A&M and join the corps.

Bottled my mind.

Anyone who makes that decision is not Naval Academy material. 

[Pimphand 5814]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Uh.........no.

[wood 11230]

42 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

That last one about UT not controlling the leg is absolute garbage. THE most powerful entity in the state is the University of Texas when it decides it needs to be. Texas flexed when it decided to go to the SEC. Maybe some legislators got in the news for filing bills, but the outcome was never in doubt and the pressure UT applied was enormous. I heard from several lobbyists that some in the leg were shocked at how quickly they were steamrolled.

Yeah those ridiculous lege fucks that held the hearing, etc were just grandstanding for votes. They knew nothing they were doing was ever going to change the outcome. It was already done.

[demos 3004]

Weird

[demos 3004]

Anyone who makes that decision is not Naval Academy material. 

Maybe. Just couldn’t believe how much pressure they were putting on him to not go there vs A&M. Judging from Facebook he’s all in now.

My only rule for my kids is they can’t go to aggy. Go anywhere else you want, because it’s already paid for. Preferably several hours/states away.

[wood 11230]

8 minutes ago, demos said:

Here’s another:

Cousin’s kid was looking at colleges, applied to and was accepted to the Naval Academy. Cousin, who is an aggy, convinced him to go to A&M and join the corps.

Bottled my mind.

Un fucking real. USNA grads can pretty much write their own ticket.

I was the first alternate for Texas for the 1983 freshman class. If one guy ahead of me dropped, I'd get in. Didn't happen, because they weren't morons that chose to be Corps Turds instead. I went to & graduated from UT, and I'm still glad I did, but I'd have dropped UT in a heartbeat for Annapolis.

Go Navy!

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

19 minutes ago, demos said:

Here’s another:

Cousin’s kid was looking at colleges, applied to and was accepted to the Naval Academy. Cousin, who is an aggy, convinced him to go to A&M and join the corps.

Bottled my mind.

He chose poorly.

[Viper 12111]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s comical how aggys completely fabricate stories. Keep in mind, to alter the distributions from PUF investments the people of Texas would have to vote on and pass a constitutional amendment. I guess they don’t teach government at trade schools. 

“Word is that UT has been informed that the state is reworking the PUF. UT will lose a significant portion to all the other universities in the state not yet included.”

”They get to go to the SEC but it's going to cost them in many different ways. Bet they didn't see that coming.”

”Talked with a high up Tech administrator. Said Gov Abbott has already informed UT it's going to happen. UT and aTm don't control the legislature like in the past. Example is Tech getting their vet school even in the face of strong aTm opposition. Times are a changing.”

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3236028

Claims UT doesn't control the legislature. Gives as evidence an example of A&M not controlling the legislature.

[wood 11230]

6 minutes ago, Viper said:

Claims UT doesn't control the legislature. Gives as evidence an example of A&M not controlling the legislature.

There's that aggy edumucation on display.

[AeroHorn 754]

9 minutes ago, Viper said:

Claims UT doesn't control the legislature. Gives as evidence an example of A&M not controlling the legislature.

Advantage A&M

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

57 minutes ago, demos said:

Here’s another:

Cousin’s kid was looking at colleges, applied to and was accepted to the Naval Academy. Cousin, who is an aggy, convinced him to go to A&M and join the corps.

Bottled my mind.

wow

 

26 minutes ago, Viper said:

Claims UT doesn't control the legislature. Gives as evidence an example of A&M not controlling the legislature.

Very much inline with typical aggy thinking.  Texas and Aggy are equal therefore there is no way Texas can do something they can't...in spite of all the evidence to the contrary

Edited October 7, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[TexEx15 17549]

[Wishbone 4763]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

The question is where's the fucking surrender cobra?

They don’t need any practice for that.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

6 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

I’m an old guy, but that is the first time I have seen that. And yeah, way to fucking close to a Riefenstahl script for me.