Tell Me About Texas a&m

[texaslong 678]

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wife (Clemson grad) and I plan on it. Going to be glorious.

Enjoy the 80,000 aggy men holding each other while swaying their hips back and forth, telling each other to hump it. Not sure I could go be near that, even if it was to watch the farmers get destroyed. 

Edited July 28, 2018 by texaslong

[Modessit 5,598]

Something new for aggy to put up on the wall....

Are we sure any other teams were invited? Is this like their Rifle Drill team winning the National Championship at an invitation only event that consisted of like 3 seminary schools, 2 convents, and aggy?

[markstanco 12,571]

The only time I've been to a game in CS was in 2005 (for the Texas game). It was...weird. Just a weird place, man. I look forward to never returning. 

I too was there.

[Longboard Horn 40,293]

5 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won

Yes that’s a given. Just like last season. Overheard an aggy coworker boasting about how close they played Bama.

”Bama only beat us by 14. They only put 33 points on us.” 

aggy gonna aggy.

[TexArcher 37,763]

Clemson is going to relish the chance to make an early statement against an SEC team.  They should win something like 45-17.  Texags will crash by the second quarter.  Gonna be a good day, Tater.

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

This.  I think any loss, other than a complete blow-out, will somehow be spun as a win for aggy.

For agy, a close loss is always a win against an SEC opponent, scores & time are just a formality...

[sdm 847]

On 7/26/2018 at 9:00 PM, Buzzrock said:

I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy

Better suit up with a catheter, I hear the toilets don't work.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game."

At least the gomers will win the halftime show

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

22 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wife (Clemson grad) and I plan on it. Going to be glorious.

Be sure and have your wife post on texags afterward about how awesome the locals were and how she'll root for aggy the rest of the way.

[South Austin 52,449]

8 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Be sure and have your wife post on texags afterward about how awesome the locals were and how she'll root for aggy the rest of the way.

And how she hopes her kids go to college at aggy.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Be sure and have your wife post on texags afterward about how awesome the locals were and how she'll root for aggy the rest of the way. "

and you found a lost aggie ring and returned it to its grateful owner.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

Forgot the ultimate: she needs to sign her post “gig’em Tigers!!!”

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Also have her add the “from the outside you cant see it and from the inside you cant explain it” or whatever the hell they say

[Modessit 5,598]

Be sure and have your wife post on texags afterward about how awesome the locals were and how she'll root for aggy the rest of the way.

The only reason they'd root for aggy to win out would be because it makes their win look better. Not because they give a shit about aggy.

[Modessit 5,598]

And how she hopes her kids go to college at aggy.

And how she couldn't find the stadium until some helpful aggy gave her directions.

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

18 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

The only time I've been to a game in CS was in 2005 (for the Texas game). It was...weird. Just a weird place, man. I look forward to never returning. 

I too was there.

That's nice.

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Be sure and have your wife post on texags afterward about how awesome the locals were and how she'll root for aggy the rest of the way. "

and you found a lost aggie ring and returned it to its grateful owner.

The ring was found on the shores of Normandy and she tracked down the grandson of the fallen aggy hero to return the ring.  They then all went to the grave of the brave aggy who won the war for 'murica and buried it with him so it will be forever with him.  When everyone was about to walk away,  the grandson yelled 'Saw em off' or some shit because grandpa would have wanted it that way.

[Jkwellborn 6,689]

The ring was found on the shores of Normandy and she tracked down the grandson of the fallen aggy hero to return the ring.  They then all went to the grave of the brave aggy who won the war for 'murica and buried it with him so it will be forever with him.  When everyone was about to walk away,  the grandson yelled 'Saw em off' or some shit because grandpa would have wanted it that way.

You say this in jest and that’s how normal people would look at it. But it would go down about like that if there was a opportunity.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

On 7/26/2018 at 12:35 PM, Orange^White said:

Yeah. That's not a "rivalry". That is straight up Pimp/Bitch status.

Little disappointed we’ve only got 62 percent on aggy in basketball as opposed to nearly 70 percent in football and baseball. Just shows how overall mediocre we’ve been in basketball all these years. 

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 7/26/2018 at 12:35 PM, Orange^White said:

Yeah. That's not a "rivalry". That is straight up Pimp/Bitch status.

How the Longhorn program is perceived nationally against the aggy program... #BurntOrangePimpin'

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 7/26/2018 at 5:29 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

Our first attempt to go to the PAC was in '91 just after we were apparently being courted by the SEC.

Yes, apparently the deal was done except for Stanford slow playing a "yes" vote by 2 weeks, in which legislators had time to intervene on any such move...

[Deej 76,754]

10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game."

At least the gomers will win the halftime show

The halftime show will be aggy fans filing out of the stadium.

[sdm 847]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

The halftime show will be aggy fans filing out of the stadium.

Have to disagree, the half-time show is the only guaranteed win at kyle field. They'll dutifully file out after the win.

[markstanco 12,571]

Nothing more beautiful than seeing a square moving and playing instruments.

[Deej 76,754]

When they're down 35-0 at half, I dont think they'll stick around.

Edited July 29, 2018 by Deej

[RomaVicta 29,902]

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yes that’s a given. Just like last season. Overheard an aggy coworker boasting about how close they played Bama.

”Bama only beat us by 14. They only put 33 points on us.” 

aggy gonna aggy.

I've got to give one Aggie on Texags credit. I don't recall his name, but the thread was a lament about their mid-season wins being devalued. I think it was entitled, "So, does this win count?" 

There was whining and feeling of persecution. This guy posted, "The only win that counts is the loss to Alabama."

Not bad.

[Leanderman 2,275]

and we can all hump it with your mom at the game.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

19 hours ago, Modessit said:

On 7/28/2018 at 10:13 AM, South Austin said:

And how she hopes her kids go to college at aggy.

And how she couldn't find the sacred stadium because a cowardly punk sip pushed her down the stairs and gave her a concussion, until some helpful aggy gave her a big ol scoop of Blue Bell to nurse her back to health and then gave her directions.

1234

[elfenix 34,223]

16 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

You say this in jest and that’s how normal people would look at it. But it would go down about like that if there was a opportunity.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Somehow Jimbo sounds like an aggy corch name. I think parents are going to get crabby when they see what kind of show he runs, though.

[Leanderman 2,275]

True teachers of what game? At FSU he played "Will the defendant please rise", with his players.

[Bevo14 8,303]

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Somehow Jimbo sounds like an aggy corch name. I think parents are going to get crabby when they see what kind of show he runs, though.

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

Damn this fucker is insufferable.

[Tex Pete 20,330]

2 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Damn this fucker is insufferable.

Hopefully, his fingers will get caught in a meat grinder. 

[Scholz 11,938]

“The Station”. Why do they have to absolutely dork up everything?

[Clob94 121]

On 7/28/2018 at 1:39 AM, TexArcher said:

Clemson is going to relish the chance to make an early statement against an SEC team.  They should win something like 45-17.  Texags will crash by the second quarter.  Gonna be a good day, Tater.

 

LOL in all caps that you think it will be this close.

[Clob94 121]

13 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Damn this fucker is insufferable.

True teachers of the game and life? What games? Because if the game is called "how to nab crab legs and not get caught" them fools need more coaching. 

[Deej 76,754]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

If your dream is getting glory hole action from a corps member, then yeah.

[kopp0e 1,135]

21 hours ago, Deej said:

When they're down 35-0 at half, I dont think they'll stick around.

More leg room for the Clemson fans in the 2nd half...

[South Austin 52,449]

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

Damn this fucker is insufferable.

He is a national treasure.

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

True teachers of what game? At FSU he played "Will the defendant please rise", with his players.

If we thought that game was strong in florida, wait a few years for what's about to transpire on around the tackle box.  I predict that blank championship trophy will be for the Fulmer Cup, annually. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

“The Station”. Why do they have to absolutely dork up everything?

Ol' Sarge out front shoulda told ya.

[TrashMaster G 17,544]

aggy wins halftime even less often than they win football games.  The corps band sucks donkey balls.

[TreatyOak 16,311]

 

2018 Aggie Uni #5 -  "Never Lose" celebrates their recent 1939 National Championship and what lies ahead with Jimbo at the helm. 

Edited July 30, 2018 by TreatyOak
Kate Beckinsale.

[markstanco 12,571]

“The Station”. Why do they have to absolutely dork up everything?

Do you even #CStat bro?

[Longboard Horn 40,293]

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Damn this fucker is insufferable.

Agreed. Tim Brewster’s Twitter account has got to be a Billy Liucci sock right?

[tejas60 3,532]

16 hours ago, Machinator said:

[TexasTroll 454]

13 hours ago, Scholz said:

“The Station”. Why do they have to absolutely dork up everything?

Strange

thats the same name my grandpa used to called the shitter...

Edited July 30, 2018 by TexasTroll

[TreatyOak 16,311]

13 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

If we thought that game was strong in florida, wait a few years for what's about to transpire on around the tackle box.  I predict that blank championship trophy will be for the Fulmer Cup, annually.