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Just now, Disco Strangler said:

Somebody needs to check on Randolph Duke.  That dude was born for moments like this.  

Nevermind . . . . found him.

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

What if it's a game of "aggressive pegging with a 12 inch dildo for 3 hours?"

If it was a black rubber cock, Hatchet Harry woulta beat im to deaf wif it.  

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18 minutes ago, Deej said:

They can't help themselves. They went from coverage of having the #1 recruiting class to coverage of them being pussies in thr span of one week. 

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

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4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It's a shame Jimbos dad didn't pull out back in the day..

Not pulling out in time is aggys original turdition. That’s what spawned that embarrassment to the State of Texas we’ve been burdened with. 100 year bad decisions.

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Posted (edited)
28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't think they have anything to worry about becoming "everyother american university"

aggy will always be the biggest laughing stock university in America.

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32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

That’s the beauty of the event horizon, it’s continually chewing up and creating new space/time.  Physics will always allow for new and better aggy fuckups.  

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40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

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Posted (edited)
48 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Just get Liucci out there to play the game by himself, seeing as how he professes to know everything about anything.

 

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while karaokeing  😋

 

 

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TaxSlayer Bowl: Hey Sark! Aggy’s lost it. Turned in their wings. You guys are number one. But you remember one thing: if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

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aggy remains the most hypocritical group of idiots I've ever seen. 

The last two bowl seasons they have been running their mouth about how "no excuses about opt outs" and then they pull this stunt. This is why I could never respect these fools. 

 

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The texags Christmas party looks awesome.  Really cool of the Bryan funeral parlor to let them have it after hours for their little shindig.  

Good Lord, I've been to some boring ass holiday parties in some horrid venues, but that looks like it takes the cake.  

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Official announcement does not talk about players who said fuck it, I am out. 

 

And A&M sticks the landing of their 2021 Natty Run!

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(The guy in the gif had a parachute and survived)

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I thought most Aggies indicated that Covid-19 was overblown and you could just walk it off?  

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