Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Armybrat 40,941]

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Didn't see it, the aggy band is known for trying to steal things from opposing bands or cheerleaders. In the early 2000s, they tried to steal our flag from the cheerleaders. The fake army doofus was caught by a male cheerleader who took it back. The fake drill sergent pretended to dress the guy down afterward. We all knew it was fake, if anything he was being yelled at for getting caught, they were well known for it, the band was told to keep their shit close and to watch out for each other.

Did aggy ever literally fling their horse shit at your band like they did at ours?

Edited December 29, 2021 by Armybrat

['stache 21,893]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Did aggy ever literally fling their horse shit at your band like they did at ours?

No, we were higher up when we visited back then, the limp wristed fake army guy who was in charge of the shit shoveling couldn't have reached us if he tried. I'm pretty sure a few saluted him and called him "Sargent Shit Shovel." 

[EastTexan 662]

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

I’m surprised aggy hasn’t tried to trademark the term howdy like they created it. They did the same thing with 12th man so why not

fuck that. I've been saying howdy longer than aggy started their cultish howdy shit.

[Beau Vine 54,479]

[Tex Pete 20,560]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

When ABC caught them squeezing their nuts, that was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen. I'm pretty sure I saw it live and immediately laughed out loud thinking, "it looked like they were squeezing their nuts." I thought it was just something normal that looked funny, like the Tech bellringer who was caught in an unfortunate angle. I think within a few hours I saw that they really were squeezing their nuts, lol. I'm pretty sure that's when I also learned about the jizz jar. That whole place is a "what the fuck" institution.

It is by no means a new phenomenon:

[Tex Pete 20,560]

And that guy in the bottom picture is pretending he's squeezing his junk. He is definitely only squeezing his leg.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,068]

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

fuck that. I've been saying howdy longer than aggy started their cultish howdy shit.

Same here.  Pisses me off that there's any type of link to aggy culture.

[nnm 36,712]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Same here.  Pisses me off that there's any type of link to aggy culture.

Same thing with thumbs up. Freaking idiots co-opted something people have been doing for a very long time to say “cool,” or “all good,” or something similar.  And now they think they invented it. 

[EastTexan 662]

47 minutes ago, nnm said:

Same thing with thumbs up. Freaking idiots co-opted something people have been doing for a very long time to say “cool,” or “all good,” or something similar.  And now they think they invented it. 

yep. should have added thumbs up. aggy can patent thumbs up their ass.

 

 

[wood 11,287]

3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

fuck that. I've been saying howdy longer than aggy started their cultish howdy shit.

Este. I've been saying Howdy since I was a kid in Tennessee who had never even been to Texas.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I've said howdy my whole life. Lots of folk here in Carolina say it. I've even heard it in DC.

The only place I've ever said it and have folk look at me funny was Maine. And they're barely civilized anyway.

[Jimbob 424]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Did aggy ever literally fling their horse shit at your band like they did at ours?

No, Ford started mass producing cars by 1913 so they were using motorized transportation by then

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

An excellent aggy story:

”When I was admitted to A&M, I had no idea how I was going to pay for things. I went to the Pavillion(1992), because that is where they handled scholarships at the time. I spoke to the lady there and told him that I needed to find a way to pay for everything. She had two large binders of scholarships that people offered for students that were going to A&M and that I just needed to give them a good reason to help me pay for my education. I wrote something like 25 essays about why I was deserving. I was awarded money for more than half of them and I didn't require a student loan to make ends meet. Well, I did work two jobs and the scholarship money coupled with the scholarships kept me out of student loan debt.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3261875/last#last

[ABSR 5,326]

28 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

An excellent aggy story:

”When I was admitted to A&M, I had no idea how I was going to pay for things. I went to the Pavillion(1992), because that is where they handled scholarships at the time. I spoke to the lady there and told him that I needed to find a way to pay for everything. She had two large binders of scholarships that people offered for students that were going to A&M and that I just needed to give them a good reason to help me pay for my education. I wrote something like 25 essays about why I was deserving. I was awarded money for more than half of them and I didn't require a student loan to make ends meet. Well, I did work two jobs and the scholarship money coupled with the scholarships kept me out of student loan debt.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3261875/last#last

He did not have to ask multiple people directions to the building and have them help him and offer to show him.

FAKE!

[Godzillatron 292]

I'll just leave this here

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/texas-aggies-gator-bowl-withdrawal/

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

26 minutes ago, ABSR said:

. I spoke to the lady there and told him

Sounds about right.   If it’s not a sheep aggy has a hard time determining gender. 

Edited December 30, 2021 by dingleberryswitzer

[tejas60 3,535]

2 hours ago, Godzillatron said:

I'll just leave this here

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/texas-aggies-gator-bowl-withdrawal/

Got Damnit, tell us who wrote this shit so we don't have to click on a limp dicked richard justice article. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,287]

If aggy was in the Big 12 we'd have been bowl eligible!

[Cairn Horn88 8,287]

The A&M program entered bowl season with so much positive momentum for next year that it made no sense to bring an undermanned roster to the Gator Bowl and risk an embarrassing loss to Wake Forest. Say this for Jimbo Fisher: he understands branding, and this game offered very little upside for the image of his program or for his reputation as a coach making close to $10 million a season.

[Cairn Horn88 8,287]

Has Texas A&M’s football program ever been relevant on a national stage?Posted on 12/29/21 at 11:22 pm

54

Their success or lack thereof is almost unbelievable if you happen to talk to an A&M grad or read some of their fan’s post on this board. I’ve never seen a fan base want to belong or be associated with the top programs in the country so bad when they haven’t won anything of relevance since their great grandparents were living.

- obviously never won an SEC Championship or even make an appearance

- Never played in a BCS bowl game

- All you can do is laugh but only 1 Big 12 Championship over 20 years ago

-fair to say A&M is the 4th best program in their own State if you consider modern day success

I think it’s safe to say A&M’s program is the definition of average. What a stale program.

Where would you rank A&M’s program historically when comparing to other teams in the country? Top 40 maybe?

Damn, it’s got to suck being an A&M fan

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

I'll just leave this here

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/texas-aggies-gator-bowl-withdrawal/

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Oregon and Clemson both played with depleted rosters yesterday. Oregon was down over 30 scholarship players and Clemson was down 28. 

But remember, aggy couldn't play this game. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,625]

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Has Texas A&M’s football program ever been relevant on a national stage?Posted on 12/29/21 at 11:22 pm

54

Their success or lack thereof is almost unbelievable if you happen to talk to an A&M grad or read some of their fan’s post on this board. I’ve never seen a fan base want to belong or be associated with the top programs in the country so bad when they haven’t won anything of relevance since their great grandparents were living.

- obviously never won an SEC Championship or even make an appearance

- Never played in a BCS bowl game

- All you can do is laugh but only 1 Big 12 Championship over 20 years ago

-fair to say A&M is the 4th best program in their own State if you consider modern day success

I think it’s safe to say A&M’s program is the definition of average. What a stale program.

Where would you rank A&M’s program historically when comparing to other teams in the country? Top 40 maybe?

Damn, it’s got to suck being an A&M fan

The only supposed "football school" to opt out of the bowl game.  I can't imagine being a "football school" and not wanting to play football.

[Horn80 6,137]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The only supposed "football school" to opt out of the bowl game.  I can't imagine being a "football school" and not wanting to play football.

Because aggy is a bunch of insecure losers. 

[markstanco 12,637]

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Oregon and Clemson both played with depleted rosters yesterday. Oregon was down over 30 scholarship players and Clemson was down 28. 

But remember, aggy couldn't play this game. 

Holy crap, I didnt hear that.  Was this on the broadcast?  

[texasstrong12 4,668]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Holy crap, I didnt hear that.  Was this on the broadcast?  

 

[nnm 36,712]

aggy’s crowing about their No. 1 recruiting class got me to thinking about the parallels. They think they’re Bama, but in reality they’re Ole Miss. 

In 2013, Ole Miss decided to open the checkbooks and get the best class money could buy. They landed the No. 1 class, headlined by the top defensive lineman, top offensive lineman, and top receiver in ESPN’s rankings. https://www.espn.com/college-sports/recruiting/football/story/_/id/8920409/robert-nkemdiche-commits-mississippi-rebels-national-signing-day
 

What did they get for that investment?  9-4 in 2013 (beat Bama),  10-3 in 2015 (beat Bama, but destroyed by TCU in the Peach Bowl), 5-7 in 2016, and Freeze forced out in July 2017 after text messaging indiscretions. 

So aggy beat Bama this year. Maybe they’ll even beat them next year. Tshirt worthy in CS, the peak of their achievements. They own the Tide (in their minds). My prediction?  Jimbo will be out after 2023, with aggy having to eat all of that contract. 
 

Should be fun to watch. 

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

aggy’s crowing about their No. 1 recruiting class got me to thinking about the parallels. They think they’re Bama, but in reality they’re Ole Miss. 

In 2013, Ole Miss decided to open the checkbooks and get the best class money could buy. They landed the No. 1 class, headlined by the top defensive lineman, top offensive lineman, and top receiver in ESPN’s rankings. https://www.espn.com/college-sports/recruiting/football/story/_/id/8920409/robert-nkemdiche-commits-mississippi-rebels-national-signing-day
 

What did they get for that investment?  9-4 in 2013 (beat Bama),  10-3 in 2015 (beat Bama, but destroyed by TCU in the Peach Bowl), 5-7 in 2016, and Freeze forced out in July 2017 after text messaging indiscretions. 

So aggy beat Bama this year. Maybe they’ll even beat them next year. Tshirt worthy in CS, the peak of their achievements. They own the Tide (in their minds). My prediction?  Jimbo will be out after 2023, with aggy having to eat all of that contract. 
 

Should be fun to watch. 

From your mouth to a sheep's asshole

[markstanco 12,637]

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

 Jimbo will be out after 2023, with aggy having to eat all of that contract. 
 

Should be fun to watch. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,886]

16 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

An excellent aggy story:

”When I was admitted to A&M, I had no idea how I was going to pay for things. I went to the Pavillion(1992), because that is where they handled scholarships at the time. I spoke to the lady there and told him that I needed to find a way to pay for everything. She had two large binders of scholarships that people offered for students that were going to A&M and that I just needed to give them a good reason to help me pay for my education. I wrote something like 25 essays about why I was deserving. I was awarded money for more than half of them and I didn't require a student loan to make ends meet. Well, I did work two jobs and the scholarship money coupled with the scholarships kept me out of student loan debt.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3261875/last#last

So he paid for aggy college by begging for money and working glory holes

[Cairn Horn88 8,287]

A&M seriously, take a timeout for a few weeksPosted on 12/29/21 at 9:17 pm

957

You quit a bowl game 10 days in advance, your players would’ve been fine

Who cares about your recruiting class

Who cares you had a player score 30 pts for the first time in 6 years

Who cares about your win over Bama, you still lost 5 games while Bama is in playoff

Who cares about what Jumbo is doing to secure 5 losses next year

Who cares about other bowl games forfeited, you quit

Who cares how many A&M threads are started by other fan bases, you deserve it at this point

Texas A&M=who cares?

 

TBH, the melts coming from College Station this week makes me want OU and Texas just for them to come in and beat your asses, that’s how bad it’s been.
 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,532]

 

[Jersey Man10 3,553]

49-9 Motherfucker

I always hated McGee and still do. Ever since he did that stupid lasso dance shit in 2007. He’s aggy personified.

[RomaVicta 30,034]

18 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've said howdy my whole life. Lots of folk here in Carolina say it. I've even heard it in DC.

The only place I've ever said it and have folk look at me funny was Maine. And they're barely civilized anyway.

I say it from time to time. I generally don't assault people with it as part of a cult ritual. 

They're doing their best to take something kinda fun and turn it into an annoyance. Kinda like Fish Camp.

[Guest Lobo]

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Why did the Cowboys ever burn a 4th round pick on that guy?  

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I say it from time to time. I generally don't assault people with it as part of a cult ritual. 

No shit. People who just say "Hi" convey the same meaning without invading anybody's personal space.

I've learned over the years, though, that it's a good thing when mouth breathing morons announce themselves early in your acquaintancehood, so as to avoid wasting any time trying to get to know them.

[sdm 892]

13 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Got Damnit, tell us who wrote this shit so we don't have to click on a limp dicked richard justice article. 

This. Clicked on it, saw who it was written by and closed it.

[RomaVicta 30,034]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No shit. People who just say "Hi" convey the same meaning without invading anybody's personal space.

I've learned over the years, though, that it's a good thing when mouth breathing morons announce themselves early in your acquaintancehood, so as to avoid wasting any time trying to get to know them.

You were amongst them for many years, sort of a Jane Goodall among the lower primates. I'm glad you made it out.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,068]

19 hours ago, EastTexan said:

yep. should have added thumbs up. aggy can patent thumbs up their ass.

 

 

At the end of the fight song for my high school (Garland), we're all supposed to yell, "Gig 'Em Owls!".  I could never do it.

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

Really had to fight the urge to buy all of these and pass out to aggy and non-aggy.

 

[ztejas 43,558]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Holy shit that's a hostilely loud environment. What the fuck happened to us?

Edited December 30, 2021 by ztejas

[Bevo14 8,382]

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit that's a hostilely loud environment. What the fuck happened to us?

We started sucking at the game of football. 

[Dark Horse 2,299]

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit that's a hostilely loud environment. What the fuck happened to us?

You may notice the "2" next to Texas.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I’d have loved to seen Sergio bluff charge just to watch an aggy QB piss himself in front of 100k people at DKR. 

[VoteforHank 119]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Why did the Cowboys ever burn a 4th round pick on that guy?  

 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Wasn't McGee QB after aggy had run off another QB, Reggie Neal? 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

As much of a pansy-assed poser as he was, McGee was still three times as tough as anyone else on that aggy team. He was a dumbass through and through, but he was the only aggy I've seen since Ray Childress who didn't quit at the first sign of adversity. He really should have gone to an FCS school where he wouldn't have looked so bad.

[83Horn 1,649]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

And thus the legend of Stephen "Tuffy" McGee is born.

[Steel Shank 9,435]

Don't forget, youngsters, McGee was Jordan Shipley's teammate at Burnet HS.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

50 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Don't forget, youngsters, McGee was Jordan Shipley's teammate at Burnet HS.

Yep. Shipley made people think McGee could pass. Lulz.

[Gaffords 757]

12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

A&M seriously, take a timeout for a few weeksPosted on 12/29/21 at 9:17 pm

957

You quit a bowl game 10 days in advance, your players would’ve been fine

Who cares about your recruiting class

Who cares you had a player score 30 pts for the first time in 6 years

Who cares about your win over Bama, you still lost 5 games while Bama is in playoff

Who cares about what Jumbo is doing to secure 5 losses next year

Who cares about other bowl games forfeited, you quit

Who cares how many A&M threads are started by other fan bases, you deserve it at this point

Texas A&M=who cares?

 

TBH, the melts coming from College Station this week makes me want OU and Texas just for them to come in and beat your asses, that’s how bad it’s been.
 

Not that I care or anything, but I am curious if once we're in the SEC, does aggy celebrate our future NCs like they do Bama?