Tell Me About Texas a&m

[markstanco 12,575]

Guy on the far left is the band director…..

Guy on the right is mumbling “ I earned this uniform. You bought yours online at a costume store”

[markstanco 12,575]

That hat… Only an aggy would buy something that stupid and only in aggieland could you find something like that to waste your money on….

I just googled it, and they have a store full of gear at premium pricing. Good for them taking advantage of aggy and getting some addition marketing that they paid -$30 for.

[RollLeft 5,044]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Guy on the right is mumbling “ I earned this uniform. You bought yours online at a costume store”

[utee94 15,817]

37 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I just googled it, and they have a store full of gear at premium pricing. Good for them taking advantage of aggy and getting some addition marketing that they paid -$30 for.

Not really any different than paying Looch to be spoon-fed complete bullshit year after year. They're suckers for stupidity and any capitalist that wants to take advantage of that has some easy pickins.

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

They should make a Looch hat next 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

52 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

They have a statue of a roughneck outside of the engineering building. “With this here engenurin duhgree yew can wurk on the awl rigs! Whoop!”

I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.

Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.

One question about the statue - did anyone check to see if the sculptor included a cut-out in the guy's work glove so his aggy ring could be seen?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

9 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Not really any different than paying Looch to be spoon-fed complete bullshit year after year. They're suckers for stupidity and any capitalist that wants to take advantage of that has some easy pickins.

Liucci referring to himself in the third person is always good for a laugh. So is Liucci referring to himself as a college football analyst.

 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

Since we're on statues... more wastes of money

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

I think we need to get some "Emergency Looch" hats made

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

15 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I think we need to get some "Emergency Looch" hats made

And shirts 

[ABSR 5,310]

30 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

And shirts 

The Emergency Looch button should have SEC on it too, as they believe that is their only saving grace, and trump card to the reality of aggy existence.

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

The hall of champions is getting full!!!

Is there any other school that puts the conference logo on par with its own?

[Duval Street 420]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Since we're on statues... more wastes of money

A canon, because that one time they were going to steal a train and raze Waco.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

Southwest Airlines is launching its promo campaign for Gary Kelly's replacement.

Looks like "the nation's cradle of CEO's" has placed yet another "former student" at the helm of a major corporation.

Be forewarned.

 

[markstanco 12,575]

15 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Is there any other school that puts the conference logo on par with its own?

[TexasBeta 1,261]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.

Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.

One question about the statue - did anyone check to see if the sculptor included a cut-out in the guy's work glove so his aggy ring could be seen?

Also - Since I was under the impression that aggy has solved the problem of cold fusion.. Is oil drilling even a requirement to provide an energy source? Maybe they should invest in some statue where an old dude turns lead into gold.. ? 

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

Far left nut squeezing.

 

[Armybrat 40,834]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Guy on the right is mumbling “ I earned this uniform. You bought yours online at a costume store”

That guy has Seen The Elephant.

aggy in the middle has seen the Dixie Glory Hole.

[TexasBeta 1,261]

12 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Southwest Airlines is launching its promo campaign for Gary Kelly's replacement.

Looks like "the nation's cradle of CEO's" has placed yet another "former student" at the helm of a major corporation.

Be forewarned.

 

Well... that puts SWA off the table - no chance in hell do I trust anybody from that school to do anything w/out f'ing it up. 

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They have a statue of a roughneck outside of the engineering building. “With this here engenurin duhgree yew can wurk on the awl rigs! Whoop!”

YEAH WHITE TRASH!!!! WE WENT TO SCHOOL FOR 4 YEARS TO BE A LABORER!!!! WHOOOOOOP

Edited January 28, 2022 by ermahgerdhorn

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

14 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Southwest Airlines is launching its promo campaign for Gary Kelly's replacement.

Looks like "the nation's cradle of CEO's" has placed yet another "former student" at the helm of a major corporation.

Be forewarned.

 

Welp, SWA is going to suck shit. Great. They were serviceable especially after you earned youre way into priority boarding.

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

If Bob wins, SWA will require all TSA to give glory hole inspections. Also, shit will be so fucked. 

[tbone_ 14,116]

Did they really hire that aggy?

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Welp, SWA is going to suck shit. Great. They were serviceable especially after you earned youre way into priority boarding.

Since Darren Woods took over Exxon in Jan 2017, the stock has lost 17% of its value, while the SP500 index is up over 90%.

But wait until next year!

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They have a statue of a roughneck outside of the engineering building. “With this here engenurin duhgree yew can wurk on the awl rigs! Whoop!”

and make a shit-ton of money

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

and make a shit-ton of money

No shame in the work, but you earn every penny 

[Deej 76,764]

28 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Far left nut squeezing.

 

For a school with such pride in itself, they sure do try to come across as just "Texas" with some of those jerseys.

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

28 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Far left nut squeezing.

 

I guess Aggy is trying to become Texas with those unis... Sorry fellas, you're still just the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas...  

[Longboard Horn 40,317]

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

No shame in the work, but you earn every penny 

Yup! CSB: back in college when I worked at Pappadeaux in Houston we had a coworker named Beau who was a roughneck. He worked on the oil rig in the gulf for two weeks at a time, then would get a week on land before having to go back so he would pick up shifts whenever he was in town. Pappadeaux was his extra “play money.” He shortly used his paychecks from the rig to buy himself a house and an engagement ring for his girlfriend. Dude was a hard worker and made the type of money that made our tips look like chump change.

[futureman 22,454]

I imagine if you’re not an alcoholic that being a roughneck is a pretty great gig. 

[RomaVicta 29,907]

On 1/27/2022 at 8:01 AM, Longboard Horn said:

One sport that aggy Qatar excels in is Cricket. Their men's team won multiple and consecutive Cricket titles. Something they don't have to false claim. 

No Gig 'Em thumbs. 2%ers. 

[Theo Aquacates 339]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Since we're on statues... more wastes of money

Fucking hell, these farm retards really think they are the West Point on the Brazos. 

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

well, ok then

Isn't that so they can get a sheep's hind leg in each boot so they don't get away?

[RomaVicta 29,907]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.

Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.

One question about the statue - did anyone check to see if the sculptor included a cut-out in the guy's work glove so his aggy ring could be seen?

That isn't a roustabout. He's a roughneck. Roustabouts aren't part of the crew.

I did my time in Odessa and in the Austin Chalk. I weren't no goddamn roustabout. I was particularly bad at whipping the chain, but I was an iron-rattling motherfucker with the tongs.

[markstanco 12,575]

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

For a school with such pride in itself, they sure do try to come across as just "Texas" with some of those jerseys.

Havent you seen the Florida Seminoles, Kansas Wildcats, and Michigan Spartans unis?  No?  Me neither. 

[RomaVicta 29,907]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Since we're on statues... more wastes of money

 

 

[BornOrange 1,441]

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

So the one in white is the bride?

NTTAWWT

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Havent you seen the Florida Seminoles, Kansas Wildcats, and Michigan Spartans unis?  No?  Me neither. 

The odds-on picks to play for the NCAA basketball championship are the Washington Bulldogs and the North Carolina Blue Devils. 

Back in December, the same day as the annual Maryland v New York football clash I bet $100 on North Carolina to win it all. I figured Coach K’s last game as North Carolina head coach would provide added motivation. 

As it stands now, just to get through their conference tournament, North Carolina would have to defeat North Carolina, then North Carolina, Florida, and probably North Carolina. 

Edited January 28, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[TrashMaster G 17,553]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guy on the far left is the band director…..

TIL the Corps allows members to wear their Eagle Scout ribbon on their uniform.

 

Good for the Corps, but it feels like that denigrates the Eagle Scout program. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guy on the far left is the band director…..

[TexasBeta 1,261]

26 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

TIL the Corps allows members to wear their Eagle Scout ribbon on their uniform.

 

Good for the Corps, but it feels like that denigrates the Eagle Scout program. 

That boy looks twelve.. 

[ousux 5,597]

I guess Aggy is trying to become Texas with those unis... Sorry fellas, you're still just the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas...  

*Maintenance

and even that isnt taught very well.

[Gaffords 755]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They have a statue of a roughneck outside of the engineering building. “With this here engenurin duhgree yew can wurk on the awl rigs! Whoop!”

There is no doubt the artist was an aggy.  Their work on the male anatomy is solid. The chain work is nicely done also.... But...

Well at least this aggy was a 2%er and was well aware of their shortcoming when it comes down to rendering nature itself.. So instead of trying to portray a whole bundle of them, which would've resembled something more along the line of a tangled wind chime, he chose to use a single -yes, very plain and underwhelming to say the least- log. 

 

[Deej 76,764]

1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

That boy looks twelve.. 

Judging by the look on the band director's face and the position of his left arm, the boy is 12. 

[Kennythetiger 9,380]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I imagine if you’re not an alcoholic that being a roughneck is a pretty great gig. 

Fuck me. I tried to imagine my drinking self doing that. Either I’d have accidentally killed myself or my shift mates would have accidentally purposely killed me. Working that job with a hangover would be miserable. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

TIL the Corps allows members to wear their Eagle Scout ribbon on their uniform.

 

Good for the Corps, but it feels like that denigrates the Eagle Scout program. 

where's the sash with his merit badges?

[South Austin 52,483]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I imagine if you’re not an alcoholic that being a roughneck is a pretty great gig. 

Fuck that.  Give me a law gig in an air conditioned office with a computer so I can read Surly all day.

[SHOOTER12 8,805]

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Southwest Airlines is launching its promo campaign for Gary Kelly's replacement.

Looks like "the nation's cradle of CEO's" has placed yet another "former student" at the helm of a major corporation.

Be forewarned.

 

I'm sure Bob did a lot of "pumping" at that truck stop and it didn't have anything to do with fuel...

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.
Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.
One question about the statue - did anyone check to see if the sculptor included a cut-out in the guy's work glove so his aggy ring could be seen?

A buddy of mine went to aggy. His family had chicken houses. I always talk shit to him about getting a poultry science degree to come back and have chicken houses.

He actually sold them a few years back.

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

10 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.

Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.

Show some respect.  I have it on good authority that aggy is about to change the world with a revolutionary transport scheme that could not have come from just anywhere.  I mean, otherwise, there might have been commercially viable railroads since the early 1800s, right?  This thing will move one whole trailer … somewhere.