Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 77,234]

27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sumlin was the reverse cuck. Hell, Sumlin and Jeff Banks allegedly had a stripper pole and cobbled-together "champagne suite" in their offices, I think.

Jimbo has an 85 inch 4k tv in his office that he live streams the feed from the spy cam in his bedroom at home. 

[TrashMaster G 17,755]

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jimbo has an 85 inch 4k tv in his office that he live streams the feed from the spy cam in his bedroom at home. 

Probably the only thing he has that is larger than average.

[Dennis Taylor 19,085]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Sumlin was the reverse cuck. Hell, Sumlin and Jeff Banks allegedly had a stripper pole and cobbled-together "champagne suite" in their offices, I think.

"Allegedly..."

[DaysOff 8,012]

Buy 12 of them and commemorate both Halloween and 1999 aggy bonfire.

Some might say, "too soon".

I won't.

[MAUFRAIS 6,679]

I’ve heard tell that non drinking aggy puts their ring in a big thing of frozen yogurt and then eats it all real fast.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

52 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Some might say, "too soon".

I won't.

From the aggy school paper in the mid-1950s (below).

Safety was a joke to them for half a century prior to the inevitable. When the aggys finally confront why they were deemed to suffer from "a cultural bias that impedes risk identification" I will possibly begin to think safety isn't still just a joke to them. The aggys still refuse to accept the factors that caused those deaths. Until that changes I don't care to hear from the ags on the subject.

[Cairn Horn88 8,441]

6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

How do you lose the most important thing ever in less than two days?

Don’t underestimate the “aggy”!

[Longhornstampede 3,193]

10 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Have they tried looking in a sheep’s ass?

Or a monitor lizard's ass?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,644]

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/is-it-possible-for-aggy-to-win-a-football-national-championship-for-the-8th-year-in-a-row/102125440/

[Enchubben 5,563]

18 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I’ve heard tell that non drinking aggy puts their ring in a big thing of frozen yogurt and then eats it all real fast.

This is true, or at least was at one point. Had a coworker about a decade ago that put his in ice cream.  Super cringe.

Left that company about a month after I found that out for unrelated reasons, but hiring someone like that is a good indicator that something’s wrong.

[Cairn Horn88 8,441]

Draggieland:

Texas A&M, America’s Largest College, Defunded Its Campus Drag Show—but Won’t Say Why!

[Cairn Horn88 8,441]

Description

Draggieland is a high-energy drag show where local Bryan-College Station drag performers compete to show off their talent! The winner shall be crowned the Queen of Draggieland. Draggieland elevates student voices, empowers the LGTQ+ community, and is a star-studded event for everyone to enjoy!
Draggieland 2022 is brought to you by oSTEM, LGBTQ Aggies, MUA Aggies, and Transcend. For more information, follow our socials @draggieland. 

[Deej 77,234]

Seems like a redundant event considering they have yell practice.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

On 4/14/2022 at 9:12 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Lots of aggys are getting their senior rings. It’s that time of year for the stupid ring dunk. Lulz from Facebook 

 

Interesting thing about aggy, these pictures could be from 2000, 2010, or now.  They have looked and dressed the same for the past 30 years.  

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

[TrashMaster G 17,755]

Wtf is the 25% rule?

[Deej 77,234]

49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf is the 25% rule?

It's the percentage Liucci takes off donations to his NIL program to line his pockets.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Aggy questioning whether Bobby Taylor is black in his own post:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3284009

[Fudge Nuggets 19,283]

On 4/15/2022 at 8:55 AM, SuckitKevin said:

Proud Dad in lower right hand corner with a beer in a koozie is killing me. “That’s my girl!”

Nothing says aggy like a braided belt and phone clipped to the hip. 

[Deej 77,234]

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Nothing says aggy like a braided belt and phone clipped to the hip. 

And the look on his face as he remembers he and his buddies filling up a similar stein with their jizz.

[futureman 22,565]

saw this randomly today. nsiap. 

[RollLeft 5,050]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/paul-finebaum-names-1-head-coach-under-serious-pressure/ar-AAWjaov?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=3c49e87cf5634a548ff4250d57302f06

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,834]

On 4/14/2022 at 9:12 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Lots of aggys are getting their senior rings. It’s that time of year for the stupid ring dunk. Lulz from Facebook 

 

So...many...cargo shorts

[Jkwellborn 6,893]

Who’s the aggy HoFer?

[Vertigo 20,396]

39 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Who’s the aggy HoFer?

Yale Larry. Played in the 50s. The jokes write themselves.

[TrashMaster G 17,755]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

saw this randomly today. nsiap. 

Should be six, goddammit!

[ztejas 43,752]

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Should be six, goddammit!

Totally. SMU should have six. 

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

Published: Apr. 14, 2022 at 1:57 PM CDT

COLLEGE STATION, Texas (KBTX) - The Texas Department of Public Safety Criminal Investigations Division conducted a prostitution sting at a College Station hotel, resulting in the arrest of four men.

Authorities say undercover agents placed ads on a website associated with commercial sex. On the website, the agents were able to talk to the suspects and arrange a time and meeting location.

DPS says the hotel was aware of the operation.

Four men were arrested and charged with solicitation of prostitution.

https://www.kbtx.com/2022/04/14/dps-arrests-several-men-solicitation-prostitution/

 

[markstanco 12,672]

I don’t think BCS is unique to that type of activity.

[South Austin 52,746]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

I don’t think BCS is unique to that type of activity.

Unless sheep were involved.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,834]

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Authorities say undercover agents placed ads on a website associated with commercial sex with sheep. On the website, the agents were able to talk to the suspects and arrange a time and meeting location.

FIFY

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I don’t think BCS is unique to that type of activity.

Let me take a wild guess - by saying "not unique to BCS" you are saying "also big in Katy."

Courtesans have long been part of military life. "I am told" the aggy corps was established for such duty. "My information is" their motto is "Thanks to us, the (white) boys coming from the front will soon be coming in the back."

"I have it on good information" A&M supplied more male prostitutes to the U.S. military during WWII than West Point and Annapolis combined.

Edited April 18, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[Vertigo 20,396]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Let me take a wild guess - by saying "not unique to BCS" you are saying "also big in Katy."

Courtesans have long been part of military life. "I am told" the aggy corps was established for such duty. "My information is" their motto is "Thanks to us, the (white) boys coming from the front will soon be coming in the back."

"I have it on good information" A&M supplied more male prostitutes to the U.S. military during WWII than West Point and Annapolis combined.

I look at aggy yell leaders in the same light that I do that guy that moderates all of those real housewives shows. Sure, it looks like you are successful on some level, but I would wake up every day and look at myself in the mirror and be ashamed of what I have done with my life if I were them. 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I look at aggy yell leaders in the same light that I do that guy that moderates all of those real housewives shows. Sure, it looks like you are successful on some level, but I would wake up every day and look at myself in the mirror and be ashamed of what I have done with my life if I were them. 

If A&M is going to support the yell leaders and the corps kids, they have an obligation to also support the drag queen show they are so up in arms against. All of them are on the spectrum of costumed sexual expression outside of the mainstream. The only exception is the drag performers are open about their alternative sexuality and the corps members/ yell leaders are still closeted. None of this has anything to do with education or military service. Its all about a culture most people find odd and deeply off-putting. I'm not sure if many taxpayers believe grooming children for this type of closeted lifestyle is consistent with the stated mission of any public university.

Let the kids be open and honest about who they are and about their lifestyle.

The only people the Rudder Foundation, John Sharp, Rick "Niggerhead" Perry, and the rest of the aggys are fooling are themselves.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

Edited April 18, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Nothing says aggy like a braided belt and phone clipped to the hip. 

 

18 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

So...many...cargo shorts

Ahem:

On 4/16/2022 at 1:42 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Interesting thing about aggy, these pictures could be from 2000, 2010, or now.  They have looked and dressed the same for the past 30 years.  

 

[DFW Horn 6,518]

20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/paul-finebaum-names-1-head-coach-under-serious-pressure/ar-AAWjaov?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=3c49e87cf5634a548ff4250d57302f06

 

Dick with ears knows how to generate clicks, I'll give him that.

[Dennis Taylor 19,085]

20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/paul-finebaum-names-1-head-coach-under-serious-pressure/ar-AAWjaov?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=3c49e87cf5634a548ff4250d57302f06

 

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 So I think we need to quit treating A&M like they’re a bunch of kindergarteners

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

I would like to wish a belated 151st birthday to UT Austin's little brother - Texas A&M. Established by the legislature as a branch college of The University of Texas on April 17, 1871.

Edited April 18, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[Scholz 12,068]

7 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Let me take a wild guess - by saying "not unique to BCS" you are saying "also big in Katy."

Courtesans have long been part of military life. "I am told" the aggy corps was established for such duty. "My information is" their motto is "Thanks to us, the (white) boys coming from the front will soon be coming in the back."

"I have it on good information" A&M supplied more male prostitutes to the U.S. military during WWII than West Point and Annapolis combined.

Not a single touched vagina among them combined

[n64ra 1,119]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Not a single touched vagina among them combined

How did you know it was five C-sections?

[Dennis Taylor 19,085]

Train will be on schedule again, 11-1 is the worst-case scenario prediction 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 19, 2022 by Dennis Taylor

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

After all the "WHOOP!" and sheep fuckin he probably thought, "I gotta get the fuck outta here..."

 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

After all the "WHOOP!" and sheep fuckin he probably thought, "I gotta get the fuck outta here..."

 

He probably came to the realization he, too, deserves better than Texas A&M.

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

 

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

A lot makes sense now... 

 

[Longboard Horn 41,006]

 

[Vertigo 20,396]

12 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Train will be on schedule again, 11-1 is the worst-case scenario prediction 

 

 

 

 

Doest this guy realize they didn't have a QB over 50% completions in their spring game? And LOL at the Bama "logic" - whole new team as in.. returning heisman winner at QB and two of the scariest motherfuckers off the edge on defense since Von Miller?

[BigHornedLurker 2,044]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Doest this guy realize they didn't have a QB over 50% completions in their spring game? And LOL at the Bama "logic" - whole new team as in.. returning heisman winner at QB and two of the scariest motherfuckers off the edge on defense since Von Miller?

I mean its aggy, the backup QB is always better than the starter and its time for them to shine regardless if they've taken almost (or exactly) 0 in game snaps. 

Who cares if King couldn't make it through the Mighty Coloradans without nearly being broken in half. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,085]

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Doest this guy realize they didn't have a QB over 50% completions in their spring game? And LOL at the Bama "logic" - whole new team as in.. returning heisman winner at QB and two of the scariest motherfuckers off the edge on defense since Von Miller?

 

8 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I mean its aggy, the backup QB is always better than the starter and its time for them to shine regardless if they've taken almost (or exactly) 0 in game snaps. 

Who cares if King couldn't make it through the Mighty Coloradans without nearly being broken in half. 

I seem to remember that 2021 was their year...right up until it wasn't