Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Jkwellborn 6801]

Looks like Herman Munster.

[Leanderman 2279]

All this chatter about Ohio State and Maryland not a peep from the media about the abused livestock in gomer land. What gives?

[Jkwellborn 6801]

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

[Hank Chinaski 6324]

I guess people will buy pretty much anything. 

[DaggerHorns 3102]

41 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I guess people will buy pretty much anything. 

Not true. A mason jar jizz drink is free.

[Sejjr 3249]

What is this cheap LEGO knock off shit?

[PhillyD 1260]

is it slightly off center like the real thing?

[demos 3012]

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

Don’t play sandstorm near that.

[Deej 77012]

6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

What is this cheap LEGO knock off shit?

aggy is going to sue LEGO.

[Player 4576]

I like the incoming meteor that’s about to annihilate pyle field.

 

On second glance maybe that’s supposed to be Tucker’s kick that resulted in eternal scoreboard.

[Redneck Mutha 8027]

Shitty replica.  It's missing a fake championship wall, dead dog scoreboard, and has symmetrical seating that doesn't face a wall.  

[Jkwellborn 6801]

I guess on the plus side, it’s probably more sturdy than the original.

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

2 hours ago, Player said:

I like the incoming meteor that’s about to annihilate pyle field.

 

On second glance maybe that’s supposed to be Tucker’s kick that resulted in eternal scoreboard.

Since it is aggy stadjum figured that was the first piece to fly off before it collapsed.

[campcrunk 2516]

On 8/15/2018 at 3:14 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Do you want to see Kyle Field looking good?  Go to Google Maps Satellite view.  😄

The aggy hall of "champions" being nothing more than a pile of rubble is pretty appropriate. They should have left it like that - way more accurate than whatever crime against good taste they actually put there. I'm picturing a 30,000 square foot room with one trophy in the middle that's so old that it can't be exposed to direct light.

Edited August 19, 2018 by campcrunk

[Longboard Horn 40649]

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

Stupid sips, don’t y’all know this was designed by the aggy architecture college as a rebound after they failed their first LEGO project. 

Also, no way in hell is this real. No SEC logo.

Edited August 19, 2018 by Longboard Horn

[Longboard Horn 40649]

Behold, the hall of air. Looks more like the aggyland greyhound station.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Behold, the hall of air. Looks more like the aggyland greyhound station.

Not hardly. Bryan Greyhound station is more or less what you'd expect of such a thriving metropolis:

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Behold, the hall of air. Looks more like the aggyland greyhound station.

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

20 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

Well,  they could unlock the doors and let all the grad students out of their labs, but I doubt they could find the stadium, what with all the blinding sunlight they haven't seen in years.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

 

Here's the Leaning Tower of College Station

[RomaVicta 30056]

The object hanging over the psuedo-Leggo stadium appears to be a huge container pouring white liquid over the stadium.

It's the Rain of Champions. Semen forms a magic drizzle to lead the Ags to another victory!

[Longboard Horn 40649]

48 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The object hanging over the psuedo-Leggo stadium appears to be a huge container pouring white liquid over the stadium.

It's the Rain of Champions. Semen forms a magic drizzle to lead the Ags to another victory!

 So if I’m following you correctly, Pyle of shit field is, in essence, one giant jizz jar?

[RomaVicta 30056]

Over time, yes. Yes.

[SubliminalHorn 6816]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

I’m sure they have the piss smell going on though 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not hardly. Bryan Greyhound station is more or less what you'd expect of such a thriving metropolis:

Looks more like a 1950s diner.

[Jkwellborn 6801]

You mean a Pit Grill.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Tasty freeze

[Tex Pete 20628]

6 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Shitty replica.  It's missing a fake championship wall, dead dog scoreboard, and has symmetrical seating that doesn't face a wall.  

Also nowhere to put the lead weights or the stink bait. Poor imitation.  

[Deej 77012]

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

White, off-white, and their football and basketball players.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Tasty freeze

No way Jack and Diane were aggy.  

[SHOOTER12 8841]

19 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

Being a Christian, I can truly see the need for all the crosses on their "model", hope they have enough body bags to go with them. 

Edited August 19, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[ClubWhatever 12159]

torbush

[dcbc 14566]

8 hours ago, campcrunk said:

The aggy hall of "champions" being nothing more than a pile of rubble is pretty appropriate. They should have left it like that - way more accurate than whatever crime against good taste they actually put there. I'm picturing a 30,000 square foot room with one trophy in the middle that's so old that it can't be exposed to direct light.

The Google Maps satellite view of Floyd Casey stadium still doesn't disappoint if you zoom in really close.

[Scholz 11980]

Those cultists probably think God is on their side only.

[Leanderman 2279]

Does it come with lego sheep?

[Vic Mackey 47197]

"

The Association of Former Students organizes away-game Midnight Yell Practice to bring Aggies together! We book a location where Aggies and family can gather, plus secure any permits and pay for the yell leaders’ hotel rooms. Our partner for this weekend’s events is the Birmingham A&M Club!

Friday:
■ Aggie HQ - Chuy’s Birmingham - 216 Summit Blvd.
■ Midnight Yell Practice – Chuy’s Birmingham

Saturday:
■ All-Aggie Tailgate on campus in Tuscaloosa - Presented by C.C. Creations - facebook.com/events/302487470505664 It’s free - skip the line by preregistering via tx.ag/AATalabama18

Aggie HQ is the official gathering place before Midnight Yell; venues usually have food or drink specials for Aggies. Watch for details!

Read more about how The Association organizes these events: tx.ag/FindingLocations2017"

 

[Cairn Horn88 8294]

On 8/18/2018 at 10:37 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

Of course, there's no bathrooms!

[Cairn Horn88 8294]

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I guess on the plus side, it’s probably more sturdy than the original.

I think a toilet seat would just about fit perfectly on this!

[crimsonlonghorn 2310]

12 hours ago, dcbc said:

The Google Maps satellite view of Floyd Casey stadium still doesn't disappoint if you zoom in really close.

That's great. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2310]

On 8/19/2018 at 1:04 AM, Hank Chinaski said:

I guess people will buy pretty much anything. 

If it's maroon and has 'ATM' on it, aggy sure will. 

[Longhorn Fever 267]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"

The Association of Former Students organizes away-game Midnight Yell Practice to bring Aggies together! We book a location where Aggies and family can gather, plus secure any permits and pay for the yell leaders’ hotel rooms. Our partner for this weekend’s events is the Birmingham A&M Club!

Friday:
■ Aggie HQ - Chuy’s Birmingham - 216 Summit Blvd.
■ Midnight Yell Practice – Chuy’s Birmingham

 

OF COURSE, Aggy HQ and midnight yell will be at chain founded in Austin...

I wonder if the Kiddy Korps will march from Birmingham to Tuscaloosa?

[Katfid54 8635]

21 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

OF COURSE, Aggy HQ and midnight yell will be at chain founded in Austin...

I wonder if the Kiddy Korps will march from Birmingham to Tuscaloosa?

They were going to have it elsewhere, but Pluckers and Torchy's were already booked. 

[Longhorn Fever 267]

On 8/18/2018 at 11:37 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook.

Looks like the collie dog is about to shit on the lawn there.

[RamjetFDO 10580]

[NOMAAA 1696]

On 8/16/2018 at 12:22 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Evidently, aggy is unclear on the concept of "drive in movie theater":

when i was working in college station i went to see a movie at this theater.  found a roach in my popcorn.  channeled my inner larry david in the lobby.  still havent seen the last 3/4 of gone girl.

[Cairn Horn88 8294]

Jimbo Era off to a horrid startPosted on 8/20/18 at 11:44 am

453

AP Poll was just released and it could not have been a bigger slap to the Aggy face: 

Texas A&M will start the season ranked 33rd, just ahead of Kansas St, who is coached by an actual dead person. 

The now Jimbo-less FSU Seminoles are ranked higher at 19. 

The media has more confidence in Sumlin’s new team at Arizona, who is ranked ahead of Aggy at 31. 

Big bro Texas made the charts at 23. Their players and coach kiss on the mouth before each game, but they obviously have more grit than the Ags. 

Bitter arch rival South Carolina is ahead at 26. 

Even wannabe rival LSU made rank at 25. 


No matter how you cut it, this is a complete embarrassment. The Aggy football program is in free fall. Why are we paying this guy so much again? 

 

Funny aggy.

[Jester’s Inn 43]

So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m.  The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses.  Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said,  “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!”  Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question?  What is 3 x 7?”  Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!”  A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”

[mrhorn 1384]

[Enchubben 5547]

Ramjet that might be one of my all-time favorites. stellar work.

[hookem48 4704]

36 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m.  The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses.  Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said,  “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!”  Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question?  What is 3 x 7?”  Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!”  A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”

I thought aggys wanting a diploma instead of a degree was funny.