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Freakonomics podcast about university admissions

Freakonomics talks about top colleges facing increased demand and sidetracks into colleges opening campuses abroad at around the 20 min mark.

"And several elite schools have opened campuses in Qatar, including Georgetown, Carnegie Mellon and Morty Schapiro’s own Northwestern." 

Notice who wasn't mentioned in the convo about elite schools opening in Qatar

 

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38 minutes ago, brownboy said:

Freakonomics podcast about university admissions

Freakonomics talks about top colleges facing increased demand and sidetracks into colleges opening campuses abroad at around the 20 min mark.

"And several elite schools have opened campuses in Qatar, including Georgetown, Carnegie Mellon and Morty Schapiro’s own Northwestern." 

Notice who wasn't mentioned in the convo about elite schools opening in Qatar

 

Well, they said "elite schools".

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15 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Haha fuck you O’Neal you aggy bitch.

Well, McDonald's is paying $15 an hour.

Although with his speed, Popeyes may be a better choice..

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19 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I would have a bit of sympathy for pretty much anyone else. Hope that aggy network is all its cracked up to be, you smartass motherfucker. 

I don’t think the aggy network is set up for people with Sloneal’s level of melanin. 

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51 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t think the aggy network is set up for people with Sloneal’s level of melanin. 

aggy in Katy need yard work.

Of course by the time he finished mowing, he'd have to start all over again. 

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14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hopefully Sloneal can make money selling his merch once he gets cut from the 49ers after preseason. I could care less. Fuck him. 

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How much less could you care?

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23 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hopefully Sloneal can make money selling his merch once he gets cut from the 49ers after preseason. I could care less. Fuck him. 

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Pretty cool they used a picture of him running the 40.

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In the past thirty years, the economy of Bryan/College Station has added approximately new 60,000 jobs. In that same time, median household income for Brazos County rose from $24k/yr to $55k/yr. Factoring in inflation, in the past thirty years median household incomes in Brazos County have not increased at all. For the state of Texas over this time period, real incomes have increased about 25%.

In the past thirty years, Austin has added almost one million new jobs (adding more jobs in just the past twenty four months than Brazos County has added in the past three decades). In that same time, median household income for Travis County rose from $27k/yr to $82k/yr. Factoring in inflation, in the past thirty years median household incomes in Travis County have increased 40%.

The technical term economists use to describe "aggyland" is "shithole." Over the past three decades, people of "aggyland" have struggled just to keep pace with inflation and have seen zero increase in their standard of living. The technological boom of the past three decades has revolutionized our society, our economy, and has created immense wealth. The technological boom of the past three decades has also completely passed Brazos County, Texas completely by. How do you think that sets up Brazos County for the next thirty years? Brazos County simply lacks the intellectual capital to attract high wage businesses in a technologically advanced economy.

The aggys love to bleat about "the aggy network." The reality is that "network" fails to offer its members any economic value. Where aggys are found in the highest concentrations, as a whole they largely struggle to keep pace with inflation and over their lives they fail to realize any meaningful increase in their standard of living.

Over the past thirty years, the overall plan of Texas A&M as an institution has failed the aggys as a whole and the people of Texas. It simply isn't working. The aggy leadership of the past three decades has been an utter failure.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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For those who insist the aggy Corps is an actual military organization and not a civilian fraternity filled with low IQ children afflicted with low self esteem.

Oh, and the good news? A&M is launching an initiative to raise enrollment in the aggy Corps by 50%.

"The Corps already received and is reviewing work done by a cadet-led retention task force. They are also working with an advertising agency to launch a marketing campaign this summer aimed at increasing awareness about what the Corps has to offer."

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"The Corps already received and is reviewing work done by a cadet-led retention task force. They are also working with an advertising agency to launch a marketing campaign this summer aimed at increasing awareness about what the Corps has to offer."

So many jokes about this,........so little time.

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7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"The Corps already received and is reviewing work done by a cadet-led retention task force. They are also working with an advertising agency to launch a marketing campaign this summer aimed at increasing awareness about what the Corps has to offer."

So many jokes about this,........so little time.

The DC Metro is about to be annexed by Aggie Nation again.

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For those who insist the aggy Corps is an actual military organization and not a civilian fraternity filled with low IQ children afflicted with low self esteem.

Oh, and the good news? A&M is launching an initiative to raise enrollment in the aggy Corps by 50%.

"The Corps already received and is reviewing work done by a cadet-led retention task force. They are also working with an advertising agency to launch a marketing campaign this summer aimed at increasing awareness about what the Corps has to offer."

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This is like a modern day version of the Radical Larry line up.

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11 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

For those who insist the aggy Corps is an actual military organization and not a civilian fraternity filled with low IQ children afflicted with low self esteem.

Oh, and the good news? A&M is launching an initiative to raise enrollment in the aggy Corps by 50%.

"The Corps already received and is reviewing work done by a cadet-led retention task force. They are also working with an advertising agency to launch a marketing campaign this summer aimed at increasing awareness about what the Corps has to offer."

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Buncha jerk off dorks 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Buncha jerk off dorks 

How can the administrators of A&M and/or the state legislators who support and promote this as "leadership development" expect the people of Texas to support this organization and hold these individuals in any sort of esteem? These are not members of an "elite military cadre." They are not representatives of a world class military institution.

They are redneck goons who are indulged by The Rudder Association and other similar blatantly racist elements of Texas society and Texas state government who are being culturally indoctrinated into a thoroughly discredited set of beliefs. These idiots are fed "whitewashed" fairy tales under the guise of education, they are taught to worship the man who lead the movement to bring Jim Crow laws to Texas, and provided with a subpar trade school education in exchange for their willingness to constitute the next generation of membership in the supporting organizations.

The Corps at Texas A&M is an embarrassment to the people of Texas. It needs to be dissolved and the groups that support it, such as The Rudder Association, need to be exposed for what they are - a cancer on the culture of our state and our nation.

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

He was the kid on trial for the Kenosha, Wisconsin shooting

Kyle's been in the shit man. In country. Indian country. 

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He's looking at a fabulous NIL deal at A&M where he can also become an instructor in urban combat patrols for the Corps.

Goodest of good bull. Whooooop!

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