Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Dennis Taylor 18,817]

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

aggy can’t play the ESPN conspiracy to keep the aggy down card no more  

 

 

What happened to his face? He has almost the same affliction as looch

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,905]

Result of inbreeding

[Deej 76,766]

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What happened to his face? He has almost the same affliction as looch

When you're getting cocks slapped across your face on the regular, your face is bound to suffer the consequences. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,817]

[Bigpoppapump 529]

Lol you need to spoiler that.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

2 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Lol you need to spoiler that.

Why?  Looch’s pic is in the previous comment without spoiler …

[Beau Vine 54,217]

 

[Scholz 11,943]

Now the tough aggys are ducking Incarnate Word lulz

[Steel Shank 9,424]

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Wait. @VirginiaLonghorn's comparison.  Does it suggest looch has a bottom-right neck tat just like his cooch twin?

[royiv 9,302]

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Taking a page from Jimbo's playbook.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

3 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

 

 

[demos 3,003]

Scheduled shit ooc opponents, now complaining about rpi.

Fuck off aggy.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Now the tough aggys are ducking Incarnate Word lulz"

They cannot blame it on covid this time.

[Armybrat 40,839]

Will he incorporate the Horns down in the SEC logo now?

[tx ind 7,013]

On 5/11/2022 at 9:37 AM, DaysOff said:

Brah, WTF we doing here?

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Now the tough aggys are ducking Incarnate Word lulz

It's a new turdition!!!

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

We have a new entry in the "aggy fairy tale of the year" contest.

First of all, I'm  not recalling any references pointing us to the context of U.S. Army officers being housed en masse with local french families. The story starts to fall apart right there. My memory of American military activities in Normandy during WWII was moving out of there toward first Paris, then Berlin asap. Maybe the Army left aggys behind the lines while the rest of the forces moved forward.

regardless, I'm calling bullshit on this. For obvious reasons:

 

"This was posted many years ago and I have searched to no avail. I am going to try and repost from memory in hopes that someone will remember or be able to find the original. As stated, this was many years ago so the details will undoubtedly be flawed, but the story itself is exactly as I remember it:

TA Poster:

I was recently traveling in the Normandy region of France when something amazing happened to me. I had stopped in at a local bar in the small town of ____ and was having a beer when I noticed an older gentleman a few seats away staring at me. At first, I thought nothing of it, but as it continued, I had to ask if we knew each other. Mind you, I knew no one in France.

He said "No" but with a tear in his eye, and now rolling down his cheek, he asked if he could tell me a story. Of course I said yes and here is what he said:

"When I was a young boy, our small town, like all of France, was occupied by Nazi soldiers. All of the younger men were gone to fight and so there were only women, us kids, and elderly men. This was a brutal time and the Nazis took whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted and everyone lived in constant fear of being killed, even us kids.

Finally the Americans liberated France and the Nazis puled out and the U.S. Army moved in. They announced that their officers would be moving in with the various families in our village. While we were very glad to have the Nazis gone, we were unsure what to think after our recent experiences.

A young American officer moved in with my Mother, Grandfather and I and it was unforgettable. He was a true gentleman, respectful of our home, and most of all he was very kind to me. Even though he was only there for a few weeks, he was the greatest hero I had ever known and I idolized him for that.

This ring you are wearing (my Aggie ring) is the same ring he wore. I had never seen it before and I have never seen it since until you walked in and sat at the bar today.

Thank you for bringing back a wonderful memory from a terrible time." "

https://texags.com/forums/63/topics/3286773/replies/61975127

[Tex Pete 20,349]

“my mother, grandfather, and me.”

And that story is total bullshit. Another complete fabrication to jerk off to. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,817]

15 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

We have a new entry in the "aggy fairy tale of the year" contest.

First of all, I'm  not recalling any references pointing us to the context of U.S. Army officers being housed en masse with local french families. The story starts to fall apart right there. My memory of American military activities in Normandy during WWII was moving out of there toward first Paris, then Berlin asap. Maybe the Army left aggys behind the lines while the rest of the forces moved forward.

regardless, I'm calling bullshit on this. For obvious reasons:

 

"This was posted many years ago and I have searched to no avail. I am going to try and repost from memory in hopes that someone will remember or be able to find the original. As stated, this was many years ago so the details will undoubtedly be flawed, but the story itself is exactly as I remember it:

TA Poster:

I was recently traveling in the Normandy region of France when something amazing happened to me. I had stopped in at a local bar in the small town of ____ and was having a beer when I noticed an older gentleman a few seats away staring at me. At first, I thought nothing of it, but as it continued, I had to ask if we knew each other. Mind you, I knew no one in France.

He said "No" but with a tear in his eye, and now rolling down his cheek, he asked if he could tell me a story. Of course I said yes and here is what he said:

"When I was a young boy, our small town, like all of France, was occupied by Nazi soldiers. All of the younger men were gone to fight and so there were only women, us kids, and elderly men. This was a brutal time and the Nazis took whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted and everyone lived in constant fear of being killed, even us kids.

Finally the Americans liberated France and the Nazis puled out and the U.S. Army moved in. They announced that their officers would be moving in with the various families in our village. While we were very glad to have the Nazis gone, we were unsure what to think after our recent experiences.

A young American officer moved in with my Mother, Grandfather and I and it was unforgettable. He was a true gentleman, respectful of our home, and most of all he was very kind to me. Even though he was only there for a few weeks, he was the greatest hero I had ever known and I idolized him for that.

This ring you are wearing (my Aggie ring) is the same ring he wore. I had never seen it before and I have never seen it since until you walked in and sat at the bar today.

Thank you for bringing back a wonderful memory from a terrible time." "

 

https://texags.com/forums/63/topics/3286773/replies/61975127

Odds of that actually happening 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

First they back out of the Gator Bowl, now the cancel their game with Incarnate Word....

"Hullabaloo we quit, we quit!"

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

In discussing the pods when the SEC goes to 16 teams 

 

[nnm 36,380]

38 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

We have a new entry in the "aggy fairy tale of the year" contest.

First of all, I'm  not recalling any references pointing us to the context of U.S. Army officers being housed en masse with local french families. The story starts to fall apart right there. My memory of American military activities in Normandy during WWII was moving out of there toward first Paris, then Berlin asap. Maybe the Army left aggys behind the lines while the rest of the forces moved forward.

regardless, I'm calling bullshit on this. For obvious reasons:

 

"This was posted many years ago and I have searched to no avail. I am going to try and repost from memory in hopes that someone will remember or be able to find the original. As stated, this was many years ago so the details will undoubtedly be flawed, but the story itself is exactly as I remember it:

TA Poster:

I was recently traveling in the Normandy region of France when something amazing happened to me. I had stopped in at a local bar in the small town of ____ and was having a beer when I noticed an older gentleman a few seats away staring at me. At first, I thought nothing of it, but as it continued, I had to ask if we knew each other. Mind you, I knew no one in France.

He said "No" but with a tear in his eye, and now rolling down his cheek, he asked if he could tell me a story. Of course I said yes and here is what he said:

"When I was a young boy, our small town, like all of France, was occupied by Nazi soldiers. All of the younger men were gone to fight and so there were only women, us kids, and elderly men. This was a brutal time and the Nazis took whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted and everyone lived in constant fear of being killed, even us kids.

Finally the Americans liberated France and the Nazis puled out and the U.S. Army moved in. They announced that their officers would be moving in with the various families in our village. While we were very glad to have the Nazis gone, we were unsure what to think after our recent experiences.

A young American officer moved in with my Mother, Grandfather and I and it was unforgettable. He was a true gentleman, respectful of our home, and most of all he was very kind to me. Even though he was only there for a few weeks, he was the greatest hero I had ever known and I idolized him for that.

This ring you are wearing (my Aggie ring) is the same ring he wore. I had never seen it before and I have never seen it since until you walked in and sat at the bar today.

Thank you for bringing back a wonderful memory from a terrible time." "

 

https://texags.com/forums/63/topics/3286773/replies/61975127

Penthouse forum was more believable. “I never thought this could happen to me …”

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

Comments are gold 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Comments are gold 

 

Billy is such a little bitch

[BigHornedLurker 1,936]

Aggy starting new traditions in ducking teams

 

Ducked wake forest in last year's bowl

 

Ducked texas for years in bowl season

Trying to duck Texas pod in SEC 

 

Now apparently ducking some shit baseball school because pussified rationalizations 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-at-it-againcancels-baseball-game-next-week/102449913/

 

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

Since they're ducking everyone lately, change the mascot to the Texas A&M Ducks. Here's their new mascot. Fitting for aggyland 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Billy is such a little bitch

This showed up in my Twitter DMs one day. I had never had any interaction with Liucci before in my life. He just pops up out of nowhere, leaves this pithy little love note and blocks me.

A petulant little fart of a man, whose small intellect leads him to great frustration when he is forced to admit to himself he isn't smart enough to figure the difference between fairly tales and reality without some smarter walking him through the thought process step by step.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Penthouse forum was more believable. “I never thought this could happen to me …”

"I was recently traveling in the Normandy region of France"

"Mind you, I knew no one in France."

 

Definitely aggy. Probably an English Comp major. With a minor in French. They produce lots of those at A&M.

Either that, or he was in France as a door-to-door salesman and didn't know a word of French, and the old man in the bar spoke fluent English.

Not sure what the "details" were.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[Hozz 1,017]

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy starting new traditions in ducking teams

 

Ducked wake forest in last year's bowl

 

Ducked texas for years in bowl season

Trying to duck Texas pod in SEC 

 

Now apparently ducking some shit baseball school because pussified rationalizations 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-at-it-againcancels-baseball-game-next-week/102449913/

 

This is hilarious, I saw the baseball thing this morning and thought "Who else does this shit?".  And the answer, AFAIK, is no other school.

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,195]

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

post game gathering at the nearest gloryhole...imminent 

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

56 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

You use Verizon? You’re such a psychopath.

[Tex Pete 20,349]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Billy is such a little bitch

He's actually a sloppy, greasy, BIG bitch.

[Tex Pete 20,349]

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Won't the extra losses hurt them?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

45 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

post game gathering at the nearest gloryhole...imminent 

Nah, the barrel is in dugout.  Last night's pitcher has to man it.

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

I always knew they were pathetic pussy ass bitches so I’m not at all surprised.

[Deej 76,766]

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy starting new traditions in ducking teams

 

Ducked wake forest in last year's bowl

 

Ducked texas for years in bowl season

Trying to duck Texas pod in SEC 

 

Now apparently ducking some shit baseball school because pussified rationalizations 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-at-it-againcancels-baseball-game-next-week/102449913/

 

Put them in a pod with Bama, Georgia, and LSU. 

['stache 21,810]

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I always knew they were pathetic pussy ass bitches so I’m not at all surprised.

I'm always surprised that I'm surprised each time their pussiness exceeds itself.

[morehornsepower 887]

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

Put them in a pod with Bama, Georgia, and LSU. 

Then we'd just hear a similar "a loss here is better than a win anywhere else!"  And commemorative cups for the once-a-decade, the-giant-is-awakening upsets.

[C-Man 27,221]

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

We have a new entry in the "aggy fairy tale of the year" contest.

First of all, I'm  not recalling any references pointing us to the context of U.S. Army officers being housed en masse with local french families. The story starts to fall apart right there. My memory of American military activities in Normandy during WWII was moving out of there toward first Paris, then Berlin asap. Maybe the Army left aggys behind the lines while the rest of the forces moved forward.

regardless, I'm calling bullshit on this. For obvious reasons:

 

"This was posted many years ago and I have searched to no avail. I am going to try and repost from memory in hopes that someone will remember or be able to find the original. As stated, this was many years ago so the details will undoubtedly be flawed, but the story itself is exactly as I remember it:

TA Poster:

I was recently traveling in the Normandy region of France when something amazing happened to me. I had stopped in at a local bar in the small town of ____ and was having a beer when I noticed an older gentleman a few seats away staring at me. At first, I thought nothing of it, but as it continued, I had to ask if we knew each other. Mind you, I knew no one in France.

He said "No" but with a tear in his eye, and now rolling down his cheek, he asked if he could tell me a story. Of course I said yes and here is what he said:

"When I was a young boy, our small town, like all of France, was occupied by Nazi soldiers. All of the younger men were gone to fight and so there were only women, us kids, and elderly men. This was a brutal time and the Nazis took whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted and everyone lived in constant fear of being killed, even us kids.

Finally the Americans liberated France and the Nazis puled out and the U.S. Army moved in. They announced that their officers would be moving in with the various families in our village. While we were very glad to have the Nazis gone, we were unsure what to think after our recent experiences.

A young American officer moved in with my Mother, Grandfather and I and it was unforgettable. He was a true gentleman, respectful of our home, and most of all he was very kind to me. Even though he was only there for a few weeks, he was the greatest hero I had ever known and I idolized him for that.

This ring you are wearing (my Aggie ring) is the same ring he wore. I had never seen it before and I have never seen it since until you walked in and sat at the bar today.

Thank you for bringing back a wonderful memory from a terrible time." "

 

https://texags.com/forums/63/topics/3286773/replies/61975127

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

“Maybe the Army left aggys behind the lines while the rest of theforces moved forward.”

So, if aggy even made it to Normandy, they stayed behind the lines to sip tea…..got it!

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

You use Verizon? You’re such a psychopath.

I feel like we decided that a while back.

[RomaVicta 29,907]

After leaving the Mother, Grandfather, and Me, the gentleman Aggie made it to Paris with the Texas A&M Corps supplemented by a few units of the US Army. All the Parisians were awed by the courtesy and gentlemanliness of these proud Aggies whose rings shined like golden stars fallen to Earth. The Aggie rings and uniforms were spotless as they had avoided any fighting from Nomandy to Paris. They wanted to remain undefeated.

A Parisian woman wrote a letter to Le Parisien. We had heard terrible things about Texas Aggies from jealous Texas Longhorns. Imagine my surprise to find myself among the friendliest people I've ever met. We were charmed when they said Howdy and then whooped like manly men. I couldn't find Eiffel's Tower. The Aggies took my hand and guided me there.

Our daughter has a scholarship to the Sorbonne, but now we kind of wish she would go to Texas A&M! Aggies all say it's the most heavenly place on Earth!

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

After leaving the Mother, Grandfather, and Me, the gentleman Aggie made it to Paris with the Texas A&M Corps supplemented by a few units of the US Army. All the Parisians were awed by the courtesy and gentlemanliness of these proud Aggies whose rings shined like golden stars fallen to Earth. The Aggie rings and uniforms were spotless as they had avoided any fighting from Nomandy to Paris. They wanted to remain undefeated.

A Parisian woman wrote a letter to Le Parisien. We had heard terrible things about Texas Aggies from jealous Texas Longhorns. Imagine my surprise to find myself among the friendliest people I've ever met. We were charmed when they said Howdy and then whooped like manly men. I couldn't find Eiffel's Tower. The Aggies took my hand and guided me there.

Our daughter has a scholarship to the Sorbonne, but now we kind of wish she would go to Texas A&M! Aggies all say it's the most heavenly place on Earth!

I have never heard of U.S. military personnel being billeted with civilians after the D-Day landings. To my knowledge, this aggy would have been the Allied forces soldier ever to live with a civilian family in Normandy.

Try to remember when your high school graduation ring looked like. Could you spot one from across a room however many years later? The old man in the story supposedly only saw one aggy ring in his life, but could spot one from a distance years later. And if you did see someone with a ring you thought was familiar in a bar, wouldn't it be normal to approach the man and ask, "Excuse me, that ring, is it perhaps an aggy ring?" Normally guys buy others a round of drinks in a bar. We rarely just break out in tears. Well, maybe aggys break out in tears a lot in bars. I don't hang out with aggys.

The aggy mentality is comical. They tell themselves these stories are true and that being an aggy is somehow morally superior to others. In reality, this story shows a main tenet of aggy culture is pathological dishonesty. They lie to themselves as easily as they lie to others. aggy culture is morally reprehensible.

Attached is yet another aggy fairy tale letter that demonstrates the pathological dishonesty of almost every aggy. This is the "Red Thompson 12th Man" letter. Pathological dishonesty has been a large part of aggy culture for generations.

Red Thompson 12th Man letter.pdf

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

aggy new engineering academy

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

Comments are great. Twitter folks are tearing aggy a new one 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,318]

Never forget