Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Jive Turkey 12598]

Cross-post for those who don't venture to the Cloak Room.  Let it be known.  There is a new phrase in the Surly lexicon.

 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

Slocum's Razor.  That is fantastic.  Too bad we didn't come up with that while he was coaching.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

4 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Lol freaking Bert!

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

3 hours ago, hookem48 said:

I thought aggys wanting a diploma instead of a degree was funny.

I thought Johnny actually showing up instead of being passed out in a hotel room after a coke bender the night before was funny. 

[kopp0e 1135]

Well, hmm...

 

[mrhorn 1383]

imgur>

 

[The University 851]

that's not scraping the barrel, it's digging through the floor for dead termites. holy moly.

[Vic Mackey 47038]

Daniel is not a big fan of Randolph Duke

 

[ButtFumble 5179]

is that rob kartrashian?

 

[NOMAAA 1696]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Daniel is not a big fan of Randolph Duke

 

that clown is still tweeting?

['stache 21815]

LEGO Bert is my favorite.

['stache 21815]

To be fair, that's a lot of dick talk by Randy Duke.

[Longboard Horn 40325]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Daniel is not a big fan of Randolph Duke

 

Or he fails to comprehend that Randolph has research to back up his statements and puts out real facts. Oh well, aggy gonna aggy 

[Scholz 11943]

Did DFigs just accuse someone of racism?  Mkay.

[Al Czervik 1229]

20 hours ago, Jester’s Inn said:

So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m.  The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses.  Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said,  “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!”  Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question?  What is 3 x 7?”  Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!”  A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”

And the 100,000 also bought tickets.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

#Diversity #Inclusion #OMGBecky

[Longboard Horn 40325]

[texasstrong12 4668]

Here we go

 

[texifornia 56966]

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Here we go

 

Giving cash away on UOVs and being mean to players? That actually sounds pretty par for the CFB course. Kid and his dad and lawyer just really want that exemption to play at UA.

Edited August 21, 2018 by texifornia

[billy_bats 168]

Well, that didn't take long did it?

[satyanash 14486]

Nothing will come of it. SOP and no hard proof = plausible deniability, sadly.

[ClubWhatever 12144]

6 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

#Diversity #Inclusion #OMGBecky

Protect your life from red head two to left of red circle

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, billy_bats said:

Well, that didn't take long did it?

Would have been faster, but it was 40 yards away.

[Katfid54 8635]

Live look at Urban Meyer:

[Forty Acres 90]

The moment aggy puffed their chests out about giving $75 million to Jimbo was the moment they again decided to go all in on cheating.  They know if this expirement fails they will be laughed at more than ever before (which is a lot) and they will do whatever they can to avoid it.

 

Pretty funny though there are actual direct allegations before a ingle game is played and directly from the coaching staff and ot the fans/boosters.   

Edited August 21, 2018 by Forty Acres

[Randolph Duke 4034]

5 minutes ago, Forty Acres said:

The moment aggy puffed their chests out about giving $75 million to Jimbo was the moment they again decided to go all in on cheating.  They know if this expirement fails they will be laughed at more than ever before (which is a lot) and they will do whatever they can to avoid it.

 

Pretty funny though there are actual direct allegations before a ingle game is played and directly from the coaching staff and ot the fans/boosters.   

Just wait until the NCAA starts asking questions. Jimbo and Brewster going up to players and telling them they need to lie to investigators isn't going to work at A&M this early. Not the way it worked at FSU.

There is more dirt to be uncovered. Be patient.

[Laxtonto 12080]

I will laugh when they get hit for something by the NCAA that happened under Sumlins watch that the kids who don’t like Jumbo rat out the program for.

[Tex Pete 20354]

What does the crusty hag lady have to say about it?

[OU Sucks 8821]

8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What does the crusty hag lady have to say about it?

"My beautiful Jimbo would never cheat or do anything to put our team in jeopardy.  The shorthorns obviously paid the kid to say this stuff, since we are getting all their recruits."

Edited August 21, 2018 by OU Sucks

[6th Street 6407]

LOLLLL. Greasing him $400 to take recruits to Razzoo's? 

[InkaUtexas 25944]

16 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Just wait until the NCAA starts asking questions. Jimbo and Brewster going up to players and telling them they need to lie to investigators isn't going to work at A&M this early. Not the way it worked at FSU.

There is more dirt to be uncovered. Be patient.

Texas A&M provided a statement that read: “Texas A&M Athletics takes these allegations seriously, and we are reviewing the situation with the NCAA and the SEC Office.”

Just like they did the rapist on the swimming team I am sure. 

[mdmost 43001]

So Sumlin turned them in or did I misread that? Please let that be the case that he was the one. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

LOLLLL. Greasing him $400 to take recruits to Razzoo's? 

Razzoo's was full up. He took 'em to Cheddar's.

[WBT 20572]

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“There were coaches having meetings in the other office, and he said, here, come in the bathroom real quick

6figs?

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On the second occasion, Marchiol said, the money exchange took place in the bathroom at Razzoo’s Cajun Cafe in College Station, a restaurant where the team frequently takes recruits to eat.

bwahahahahaha

[Neonmoon 38129]

The funniest part so far is Razzoo’s is the nicest place to eat in College Station

[Magus Ossis 2800]

Recruiting violations- check

Meetings at impermissible times- check

Proscribed coaching participation in team-led summer drills- check

Pressuring players to participate while injured- check

Text message evidence of at least some allegations- check

Looking good, aggy. Looking good.

[Etexhorn13 3051]

46 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Nothing will come of it. SOP and no hard proof = plausible deniability, sadly.

Except for text messages about extra practices/film study and workouts during unpermitted times according to the NCAA. 

[OU Sucks 8821]

ESECSECPN has nothing about this yet...I thought they loved SEC news?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The funniest part so far is Razzoo’s is the nicest place to eat in College Station

Seriously. I can't believe how much people here are obsessed with that place. We've got several that are better, but the locals don't like them as much. Why is anyone's guess.  Cooper's is going to open here next year -- I bet they fail, because people here will like C&J's more.

I'm leaving in June, and never looking back.

[Revolution512 1487]

The money thing won’t go anywhere, hell $40 to host a recruit is ridiculous anyway. But the practice issue could land some guys in trouble. 

[Machinator 32099]

7 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Except for text messages about extra practices/film study and workouts during unpermitted times according to the NCAA. 

That's slap-on-the-wrist type stuff.

[deech 2275]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Here we go

 

 

[FWD 297]

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So Sumlin turned them in or did I misread that? Please let that be the case that he was the one. 

Yes, that's the best part. Transfers need to give some kind of "mitigating circumstances" to get a waiver to play right away. These aren't reported to the NCAA but to the new school. So it was Sumlin that decided to leak this to the press.

 

Info from here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2018/08/21/texas-am-faces-ncaa-scrutiny-former-player-eligibility-jimbo-fisher/1052434002/

 

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It’s quite possible Marchiol’s account might otherwise not have come to light. He did not contact the NCAA. He included the allegations as part of a statement he sent to the compliance office at Arizona, where Sumlin is the coach and Marchiol is enrolled and practicing with the football team, in his request for an NCAA waiver that would allow him to play instead of sitting out the upcoming season.

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Having a coach named could call for a suspension of recruiting by named coach until the investigation is complete. And Christian Harris being named could lead to them having to cut ties like Ohio state and 5 Star Micah parsons last year

[SimkinsMan 4387]

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Marchiol describes being taken aback after the spring game when Peveto pulled him into a bathroom near the coaches’ offices and handed him $300.

“There were coaches having meetings in the other office, and he said, here, come in the bathroom real quick because he’d just asked me to host the recruit,” Marchiol said. “So I went in the bathroom and it was just me and him in there, and he’s like, ‘Take this, if you need any more just text me and make sure they have a good time.’ ”

Where's Hamm when we need him.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Seriously. I can't believe how much people here are obsessed with that place. We've got several that are better, but the locals don't like them as much. Why is anyone's guess.  Cooper's is going to open here next year -- I bet they fail, because people here will like C&J's more.
I'm leaving in June, and never looking back.

They are pretty big on a place called the Dixie chicken too. So there’s that.

[demos 3003]

Fucking razzoos? Do they not have a decent bbq joint in that town?

[Deej 76793]

29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So Sumlin turned them in or did I misread that? Please let that be the case that he was the one. 

They must have not settled up his bill with the liquor store. They were supposed to handle that.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

From the article:

"That a request for a transfer waiver, of all things, could spark an investigation into one of college football’s most prominent programs might seem like an unexpected outcome." 

Even though this whole thing could fuck them in so many ways, you know deep down aggy is celebrating this sentence. 

 

Edited August 21, 2018 by Bill Lumbergh