Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Red Five 41066]

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Bwahahahaha.  He absolutely knows they bought their class

Body language here is... interesting. 

[pyrohornIII 4838]

He looks like a kid sitting at the kitchen table being grilled after he got his hand caught in the cookie jar.   All wide eyed, "BUT Daddy sneaks cookies all the time and no one says anything!"

[UDontKnow 10502]

You know if the roles were exactly reversed, Saban would not have dignified Jimbo Cuck's claims with a response.

Knee jerk reaction to fear of being found out.

[gernblansten 3198]

Jimbo's entire press conference:

 

[jimmyjazz 46471]

It's like the sun rising in the east.  Any time an Aggie tries to big-time anyone else, they just step right in it.

Christmas in May.

[mdmost 43296]

So I guess this means we're not getting Gameday to Texas OU this year. 

 

[4th&Five 41701]

 

Edited May 19, 2022 by 4th&Five

[Cairn Horn88 8434]

e: **JIMBO Press Conference*** (link in OP)Posted on 5/19/22 at 10:21 am to Farmer1906

So Jimbo ultimately said nothing other than throw some insults at Saban.

-told people to talk to coaches that worked for Saban and they’ll tell you the shady shit he does, but being a coach that worked under Saban, didn’t actually say anything

-stated they did nothing wrong but also claimed to not know anything about NIL at A&M or how it works

-claimed they violated no state laws but said nothing about the NCAA

-lots of insults regarding Saban’s character

[VirginiaLonghorn 4808]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's like the sun rising in the east.  Any time an Aggie tries to big-time anyone else, they just step right in it.

Christmas in May.

*aggy

[Wally Pryor 5309]

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is awesome.

It's awesome. And fantastic. 

[Scholz 12037]

What a lying sack of shit. He's been dirty his whole career. Values? He covered up Winston's rape at FSU.

[jimmyjazz 46471]

 

[Red Five 41066]

Yeah it reminded me of Lance's and Clemens' denials. 

[irishtexan 11530]

Breaking news from Vegas - The spread on the A&M/Bama game is now up to Bama -72.5

[JFKFC 4942]

Let's see him wear one to Tuscasloosa:

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14653]

51 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Jimbo: "I don't cheat and I don't lie"

Can't say that about his ex wife.

[GreenspointTexas 9866]

Im dying laughing

[Aqua Buddha 14653]

Hate makes college football a better sport.  New SEC will be glorious.

[NevaLost 284]

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Let's see him wear one to Tuscasloosa:

 

 

Sadly, the answer is probably a lot. 

['stache 21900]

This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

[VABuckeye 2472]

This is the best off season shit ever. 

[bar 396]

5 minutes ago, NevaLost said:

Sadly, the answer is probably a lot. 

How many will be spelled correctly, though?

[MAUFRAIS 6675]

This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

Ok

[TexasGolf 5147]

It just means more !

[sidis 9832]

 

[6th Street 6572]

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

[David Dennison 19117]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Aw, hell no. This kind of shit is all sorts of allsome.

[HtownHorn 14916]

1 hour ago, fatheryeet said:

Jimbo: "I don't cheat and I don't lie"

but coached and had extreme success under Saban, who has been cheating the entire time. Logic apparently mystifies Simple Jimbo.

[Droopy 2634]

Got Damn it! I have lunch with an Aggy today and this will be all he will talk about. 🤦‍♂️
 

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s my fault, but best friends are best friends and I’m an idoit. 

[HtownHorn 14916]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Because none of the money paid out was remotely NIL?

And it's illegal in Texas to offer NIL to HS students.

[Wally Pryor 5309]

39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

Thanks for the reminder of what an unbridled piece of shit really sounds like. 

[JFKFC 4942]

 

[HtownHorn 14916]

21 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

[4th&Five 41701]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14653]

 

[HtownHorn 14916]

Evan Stewart weighs in, basically saying he got paid.

 

 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

So basically, the ringer at Alabama called out aggys ringer. I fucking love this shit. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Meemaw weighed in yet?

[Wiler77 1584]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Evan Stewart weighs in, basically saying he got paid.

 

 

That's hilarious.  I hope someone asks him when he got his money and he can admit it was before he ever signed.  Too stupid to know any better.

[Vertigo 20365]

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

Link, if you need one:

 

The comical parts of this:

Jimbo claiming he has no knowledge of what the collectives do or what his players make. This is only because he wants to maintain plausible deniability and so he is likely coordinating stuff through foundations and to some degree Texags, as we know Karen from KeyLargo had numerous meetings with Luicci and others there. The real trick though, is the faux outrage at all of this and the harping on NIL because what they did last year was not NIL. More smokescreening and utter lies from Jimbo. This is like a pile of horseshit and a giant steaming turd calling each other names and saying the other stinks. 

[n64ra 1118]

This is wonderful. I love it!

[Vertigo 20365]

30 minutes ago, sidis said:

 

Oh right because Tuscaloosa is the miami beach of Alabama.

It is if I say it is.. 

Lulz

[sdm 894]

Jimbo had a Freudian slip at the 18:20 mark of his press conference. He started to say "We didn't buy ever(y)"...then changed it to "any player."

[Eggo 4023]

[Vertigo 20365]

21 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

[sidis 9832]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

it won't be emotionally unhinged like jimbo.  it will be more passive aggressive if anything.

[General Specific 3343]

[po elvis 2089]

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Link, if you need one:

 

Man if you ever want to see a guilty man's reaction, just watch Jimbo in this video. His face and words say it all.

[Burt Macklin 19096]

43 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Not at all. In fact, I think I speak on behalf of all of Surly when I say that we would happily support you in switching your allegiance to a Big 10 school and finding one of their esteemed message boards to spend all your time on. I’m sure Iowa would be a great fit for you. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Please let there be fist-a-cuffs when they meet. Something like Saban jumping over a rail and sucker punching Jimbo….