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[Tex Pete 20,336]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 by the standards set forth by Mr. Liucci, that would in fact make Jimbo the bitch-ass.

I think by virtue of Jimbo's wife fucking other men, he's a bitch-ass.

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

[Vertigo 20,276]

5 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Please let there be fist-a-cuffs when they meet. Something like Saban jumping over a rail and sucker punching Jimbo….

It would be for the "too short to ride" Heavyweight championship of the world. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

Where’s the honor amongst thieves?

[Tex Pete 20,336]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

This is great. Will be even greater when they go 8-4 again after all of this.

8-5*

[JFKFC 4,878]

15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m sure Iowa would be a great fit for you. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

I met a coach that worked with/for Fisher for 18 years. We were having a great conversation,  and I asked him about Jimbo. His jovial demeanor changed in a heartbeat...he said he was his right hand man all that time. Been there when his son was having all the health issues. Jimbo would walk over to his house when he was going through the divorce from Candi. He legit thought they were best friends. Then jimbo started getting lazy in recruiting,  not working hard, basically running FSU into the ground. They all knew something was going on...jimbo called a staff meeting. Jimbo stood at the head of a conference table, this coach sitting to his immediate right. Jimbo never once looked at any of the staff,  just stared at the table and told them he was taking the aggy job and leaving immediately,  and that he'd be in touch in a couple days. He hasn't heard from him since...

He minced no words in saying what a selfish piece of shit backstabber Fisher was..

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

“We didnt buy every…. We didnt buy any player”

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

So is the issue that aggy has someone managed to cheat even when paying players is allowed? Honestly, I thought NIL was pretty wild west, but leave it to aggy to even fuck that up.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,098]

[Tex Pete 20,336]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Iowa's what?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

This is how I picture Jimbo. 

[South Austin 52,454]

[deech 2,272]

I get that the media is lazy.  I get that the college football media is even lazier.  But I can't fathom how any of these people who are covering college football continue to regurgitate and applaud Aggie for being ahead of the curve when it comes to NIL and that some how being the reason they got their recruiting class last year.  Maybe dig a little.  Just a little.

[Covri 6,244]

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

I love college football

[sidis 9,823]

i feel like it has been a long time since we had a college football interpersonal coaching hatred.  darrell and barry fucking hated each other.  bo and woody definitely didn't like each other.  leach hated tamu but that was just the school, not any of the coaches.  everyone disliked spurrier but i don't really remember an interpersonal hatred going back and forth with anyone specific.  same with jimmy johnson.  can't really think of anything since Darrell and barry that are more interpersonal and intense as this little flare up.

[Ojo Rojo 1,955]

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

i feel like it has been a long time since we had a college football interpersonal coaching hatred.  darrell and barry fucking hated each other.  bo and woody definitely didn't like each other.  leach hated tamu but that was just the school, not any of the coaches.  everyone disliked spurrier but i don't really remember an interpersonal hatred going back and forth with anyone specific.  same with jimmy johnson.  can't really think of anything since Darrell and barry that are more interpersonal and intense as this little flare up.

Art Briles and Gary Patterson hated the shit out each other publicly.

Edited May 19, 2022 by SimonBolivar

[NoName 16,351]

22 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

This is how I picture Jimbo. 

It must be a bitch gettin' a size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.

[Deej 76,755]

Only Jimbo and aggy could make you pull for Nick Saban. 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

“It's funny to hear so many non-Aggie football fans that are now saying Jimbo is their favorite coach. Will end up being a strong PR move for us, and if you are a potential recruit how could you not get a hard on thinking about playing for him.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3289882/last#last

 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

“It's funny to hear so many non-Aggie football fans that are now saying Jimbo is their favorite coach. Will end up being a strong PR move for us, and if you are a potential recruit how could you not get a hard on thinking about playing for him.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3289882/last#last

 

[OU Sucks 8,797]

Come on, guys, everyone knows these 5 star players were so impressed by our amazing victory against UNC missing their 5 top players!!!!1

[Js1 85,286]

 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Right up there with the letter written by the “Florida fan” who went to see UF play aggy at Kyle and by the end of the game was both breathless over the grandeur of aggy culture and glad his team lost because A&M deserved to win the game. 

Complete fucking idiots. 

I will give 12-1 odds (swidt?) not a single fan of another team feels Jimbo is now their new “favorite coach” based on Jimbo’s tirade this morning. 

['stache 21,797]

Seriously. People love this as a train wreck but I assure you on par just as many people still hate Saban and more people hate aggy because all this shows is that Saban still sucks and aggy is definitely cheating.

[Beau Vine 54,208]

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Let's see him wear one to Tuscasloosa:

 

 

This is going to end up on the wall with all their fake championships, isn't it?

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

Nick Saban: Ric Flair:: Jimbo Fisher: Buddy Landell

[Jasper_Jester 356]

Only Aggie can turn having the top recruiting class in the Nation into a situation needing a crisis management firm. Did they really think they could flip the script so much and people wouldn't complain? Imagine if Texas reacted this way to Aggie's complaints about the LHN. Oh, you got called a cheater? Act like you belong where you are trying to get A&M (for once)!

 

How hard would it have been for Jimbo to prepare for these questions starting from when they decided to money whip the 2022 recruiting class?

[JFKFC 4,878]

Saban goes on SiriusXM channel 84 at 4:30pm. If you want Saban to stroke out live on the air, Jordan Addison needs to tweet out his commitment to Texas at 4:27, along with a list of his new NIL deals. 

[Beau Vine 54,208]

59 minutes ago, Covri said:

Ain't nothing giant about Jimbo.

[Scholz 11,938]

3 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

How hard would it have been for Jimbo to prepare for these questions starting from when they decided to money whip the 2022 recruiting class?

Priorities

 

[Scholz 11,938]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Absolutely this.  What an absolute car salesman.  We didn't do anything wrong!!  Oh yeah, then please explain how do you do it?  I don't know!!

[JFKFC 4,878]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Just now, JFKFC said:

 

lmao, aggy never disappoints

[dcar00 14,154]

he's lashing out because aggy got fedex rolling again.  of course no one understands that NIL is not what aggy did. aggy counted on the fact that the NCAA would do nothing.

there is a whole shitload o' stupid in this world.

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

55 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Come on, guys, everyone knows these 5 star players were so impressed by our amazing victory against UNC missing their 5 top players!!!!1

Wild to try and use the talent of Houston to justify this class when the top 5 recruits were from:

Lakeland, FL

Powell, TN

Dallas

Opa Locka, FL

Alpharetta, GA

[Brian Fantana 6,681]

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

"17-YEARS OLD, DUDE!"

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

14 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

Ahh yes the same guy that so successfully defended Ole Miss when they were brought down is going to make a dent in Saban's armor this time around.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Good call @Chuckie Finster

[demos 3,002]

Saying you learned from the guy who ran Free Shoes University says a lot, and not in a good way.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

Pete Thamel on Finebaum just called this fued a "war between the #1 and #2 teams in the country".  Sad to see how big of an aggy hack he has become

[po elvis 2,070]

20 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

That is very interesting. Jimbo's press conference was very much a string of personal attacks directly against Saban. Is that in the SEC bylaws? Did Saban mention Jimbo or was he talking about A&M?

[Incredulity 11,654]

4 minutes ago, demos said:

Saying you learned from the guy who ran Free Shoes University

It's so quaint that "Free Shoes" used to be a slander.

[CleverNickname 1,308]

There is aggie talk of deploying the corps to guard the Century Tree against Bama tree poisoners. 

First I've heard of this tree (which has its own Twitter handle??) but I'm here for it. 

[Scholz 11,938]

[Deej 76,755]

Once we're in the conference with Bama, new aggy nickname will be "fingercuffs".

[Big Frog II 511]

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Every time I see this I laugh at the A&M Security Guard run over and grab the SMU cheerleader but not the Aggie brandishing the sword.