Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy obviously doesn’t know how to read. 

FIFY

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Meh. This will pass and the nutless ncaa will do nothing. 

 

They wont vacate bowl games, wont take away television, and wont take away scholarships for these minor infractions and we all know it. 

Do you mean bowl game wins or just bowl games in general?  Their upcoming 5-7 season will vacate an appearance for them.

[SydneyCarton 47808]

18 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Not sure if added...

Why allegations against Texas A&M from a transfer should alarm all of college football

 

I'm just spitballing here, but I wonder if the NCAA is perfectly fine encouraging this kind of behavior moving forward. It could be a round-about way to basically ensure programs comply with their rules. If you know every single time a disgruntled kid is going to sound the alarm to try and get a wavier to play immediately, obviously one way to counteract that would be to not let that kid have any dirt on you. I mean, making pissed off kids that may or may not have attitude problems become the de facto police force for the NCAA seems like a great idea where almost nothing ever could possibly go sideways...but still, I wonder how often they might tacitly encourage this sorta things as players leave. 

Now for the fun part of the exercise...who wants to make a list for all the different ways this could absurdly blow up? Can't imagine the shit Reggie Hemphill-Mapps would have had to say. Or Jordan Elliot. Can you imagine Derek Foreman getting the mic and basically leveraging a school or boosters for money or else his kid is going to transfer and drop a bomb?

[pacman 7279]

If Ags gave their players $300 or $400 to host a recruit, imagine how much Georgia is giving it's players.

 

If the ncaa only allows $40, i assume every school violates this rule. You can't host a recruit for $40.

[Knoxtnhorn 5918]

If true Sydney, then the NCAA needs to make a solid example per the first few instances.  I'm for that.

[Gardner Barnes 1560]

It’s really going to be a bad deal when coaching changes happen.

That said - we are in the clear for now and aggy is going to be under investigation.

Whoop!

[Katfid54 8583]

1 minute ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Do you mean bowl game wins or just bowl games in general?  Their upcoming 5-7 season will vacate an appearance for them.

Honestly, without a front seven on defense, I don't see how they get past 4 wins.  I was always in the camp that I thought 7 or 8 wins would just necessarily happen for them, given the number of gimmes they have.  But if they don't have defensive tackles or linebackers, they're going to be in a world of hurt this year.

NW St. - Win (but might be uncomfortably close)

Clemson - L - This one's gonna hurt.

ULM - W - But it's going to be a ballgame.  ULM has a fantastic offense.  TAMU better hope those summer practices paid off.

Bama - L - This one's gonna hurt worse.

Arky - L - Unless they somehow get healthy on defense, I think Chuck Norris Chad Morris's offense will put a hurting on them.

Kentucky - L - Same as above.  KY returns a ton of starters, especially on O.

South Carolina - L.  This one might actually hurt, too.

Miss. State - L.  Assuming MSU doesn't take a big step back with Morehead as coach, this one could be a bloodbath.

Auburn - L. I think you're all getting the hang of this at this point.

Ole Miss - Who the fuck knows?  Probably a loss?  Maybe a win?  Is Matt Luke actually Meatloaf, disguising himself as a CFB coach?  Did Matt Luke secretly get a head transplant, where he transplanted on of those giant Easter Island heads onto his own body?  Scientists are racing to find the answer.

UAB - W.  But will also depend on what A&M's depth chart looks like at this point in time.  Do they have anyone healthy remaining on defense?  How many positions can Otaro Alaka play at once?

LSU - L.  This game will literally save Orgeron's job.

 

[Bevo14 8219]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Honestly, without a front seven on defense, I don't see how they get past 4 wins.  I was always in the camp that I thought 7 or 8 wins would just necessarily happen for them, given the number of gimmes they have.  But if they don't have defensive tackles or linebackers, they're going to be in a world of hurt this year.

NW St. - Win (but might be uncomfortably close)

Clemson - L - This one's gonna hurt.

ULM - W - But it's going to be a ballgame.  ULM has a fantastic offense.  TAMU better hope those summer practices paid off.

Bama - L - This one's gonna hurt worse.

Arky - L - Unless they somehow get healthy on defense, I think Chuck Norris Chad Morris's offense will put a hurting on them.

Kentucky - L - Same as above.  KY returns a ton of starters, especially on O.

South Carolina - L.  This one might actually hurt, too.

Miss. State - L.  Assuming MSU doesn't take a big step back with Morehead as coach, this one could be a bloodbath.

Auburn - L. I think you're all getting the hang of this at this point.

Ole Miss - Who the fuck knows?  Probably a loss?  Maybe a win?  Is Matt Luke actually Meatloaf, disguising himself as a CFB coach?  Did Matt Luke secretly get a head transplant, where he transplanted on of those giant Easter Island heads onto his own body?  Scientists are racing to find the answer.

UAB - W.  But will also depend on what A&M's depth chart looks like at this point in time.  Do they have anyone healthy remaining on defense?  How many positions can Otaro Alaka play at once?

LSU - L.  This game will literally save Orgeron's job.

 

agreed but I think they will win 1-2 of Arky, Kentucky, and South Carolina

[markstanco 12462]

Orgeron will be fired before the aggy game.

[The Earl of Texas 3130]

So awesome to see a guy they had been banking on so hard to be an elite SEC backer be the one who burns them. I doubt anything serious happens to them because it's she said/she said, but still, I'm laughing over my coffee, here.

Building up players to Olympian heights then tearing them down in favor of their replacement is one of the Five Pillars of Agslam.

[Leanderman 2254]

All these allegations and not a thing about livestock being molested. I am so triggered right now.

[txhorns 2405]

22 minutes ago, pacman said:

If Ags gave their players $300 or $400 to host a recruit, imagine how much Georgia is giving it's players.

 

If the ncaa only allows $40, i assume every school violates this rule. You can't host a recruit for $40.

I don't think anyone doubts that.  I'm sure we do the same thing to some extent, however, every other school has a booster that does it instead of the coach.

[Deej 76371]

14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Orgeron will be fired before the aggy game.

Disadvantage, aggy.

[Shift 23]

If Ags gave their players $300 or $400 to host a recruit, imagine how much Georgia is giving it's players.
 
If the ncaa only allows $40, i assume every school violates this rule. You can't host a recruit for $40.

These were also unofficial visits. Not supposed to pay for anything. Didn’t Boise get dinged for letting a recruit crash in a dorm room on an unofficial visit a few years back?

[ousux 5581]

What about fake NCs claimed after the fact based on random computer polls from 50 years later?

Only 50 years later? Computers didn't even exist when some of aggys claimed championships occurred..

[ousux 5581]

If Ags gave their players $300 or $400 to host a recruit, imagine how much Georgia is giving it's players.
 
If the ncaa only allows $40, i assume every school violates this rule. You can't host a recruit for $40.

Its still enough to get a decent burger/fries, then just take them to that place where you know the bartender..get some free bottom shelf.

But yeah, sounds like the $40 thing was decided on 20 years ago and never raised.

[Katfid54 8583]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

10 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

What about fake NCs claimed after the fact based on random computer polls from 50 years later?

Only 50 years later? Computers didn't even exist when some of aggys claimed championships occurred..

Do you even Konrad Zuse, bro?

 

[ousux 5581]

Do you even Konrad Zuse, bro?
 

So computers were around, but not movie cameras to capture aggy glory for all the world to see?

[Beau Vine 53838]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm just spitballing here, but I wonder if the NCAA is perfectly fine encouraging this kind of behavior moving forward. It could be a round-about way to basically ensure programs comply with their rules. If you know every single time a disgruntled kid is going to sound the alarm to try and get a wavier to play immediately, obviously one way to counteract that would be to not let that kid have any dirt on you. I mean, making pissed off kids that may or may not have attitude problems become the de facto police force for the NCAA seems like a great idea where almost nothing ever could possibly go sideways...but still, I wonder how often they might tacitly encourage this sorta things as players leave. 

Now for the fun part of the exercise...who wants to make a list for all the different ways this could absurdly blow up? Can't imagine the shit Reggie Hemphill-Mapps would have had to say. Or Jordan Elliot. Can you imagine Derek Foreman getting the mic and basically leveraging a school or boosters for money or else his kid is going to transfer and drop a bomb?

This is yet another reason why the NCAA should just allow "student-athletes" to transfer and play the next season.

This is going to get the coaches' attention.

[UTDD 362]

42 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Honestly, without a front seven on defense, I don't see how they get past 4 wins.  I was always in the camp that I thought 7 or 8 wins would just necessarily happen for them, given the number of gimmes they have.  But if they don't have defensive tackles or linebackers, they're going to be in a world of hurt this year.

NW St. - Win (but might be uncomfortably close)

Clemson - L - This one's gonna hurt.

ULM - W - But it's going to be a ballgame.  ULM has a fantastic offense.  TAMU better hope those summer practices paid off.

Bama - L - This one's gonna hurt worse.

Arky - L - Unless they somehow get healthy on defense, I think Chuck Norris Chad Morris's offense will put a hurting on them.

Kentucky - L - Same as above.  KY returns a ton of starters, especially on O.

South Carolina - L.  This one might actually hurt, too.

Miss. State - L.  Assuming MSU doesn't take a big step back with Morehead as coach, this one could be a bloodbath.

Auburn - L. I think you're all getting the hang of this at this point.

Ole Miss - Who the fuck knows?  Probably a loss?  Maybe a win?  Is Matt Luke actually Meatloaf, disguising himself as a CFB coach?  Did Matt Luke secretly get a head transplant, where he transplanted on of those giant Easter Island heads onto his own body?  Scientists are racing to find the answer.

UAB - W.  But will also depend on what A&M's depth chart looks like at this point in time.  Do they have anyone healthy remaining on defense?  How many positions can Otaro Alaka play at once?

LSU - L.  This game will literally save Orgeron's job.

 

Long-term during Jimbo's presumed contract tenure, it might be better for A&M to lose that last game if it saves O.

[HtownHorn 14376]

49 minutes ago, pacman said:

If Ags gave their players $300 or $400 to host a recruit, imagine how much Georgia is giving it's players.

 

If the ncaa only allows $40, i assume every school violates this rule. You can't host a recruit for $40.

These were also unofficial visits, where you can't buy a prospect anything, or it becomes an official visit.

[South Austin 51971]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is yet another reason why the NCAA should just allow "student-athletes" to transfer and play the next season.

This is going to get the coaches' attention.

No shit.  I'm not sure if Herman was thinking about situations like this, but all the better that he gave his blessing for John Bonney to transfer to Tech. 

[Sock Drawer 214]

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

No shit.  I'm not sure if Herman was thinking about situations like this, but all the better that he gave his blessing for John Bonney to transfer to Tech. 

Mensa, dude, mensa.

[Big D 249]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The FedEx plane had engine failure and is losing altitude as we speak.

Is Post Malone on that plane?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The FedEx plane had engine failure and is losing altitude as we speak.

They’ve  upgraded man.  Baggins will get the best talent that the universe has to offer.

[sdm 837]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Bama - L - This one's gonna hurt worse.

 

A loss in that game is impossible because anytime Bama wins it's a win for aggy.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

I don't think anyone doubts that.  I'm sure we do the same thing to some extent, however, every other school has a booster that does it instead of the coach.

This is true.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

43 minutes ago, ousux said:

Its still enough to get a decent burger/fries, then just take them to that place where you know the bartender..get some free bottom shelf.

But yeah, sounds like the $40 thing was decided on 20 years ago and never raised.

$40 might work in Manhattan, KS.

[TheFlagship 432]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Honestly, without a front seven on defense, I don't see how they get past 4 wins.  I was always in the camp that I thought 7 or 8 wins would just necessarily happen for them, given the number of gimmes they have.  But if they don't have defensive tackles or linebackers, they're going to be in a world of hurt this year.

NW St. - Win (but might be uncomfortably close)

Clemson - L - This one's gonna hurt.

ULM - W - But it's going to be a ballgame.  ULM has a fantastic offense.  TAMU better hope those summer practices paid off.

Bama - L - This one's gonna hurt worse.

Arky - L - Unless they somehow get healthy on defense, I think Chuck Norris Chad Morris's offense will put a hurting on them.

Kentucky - L - Same as above.  KY returns a ton of starters, especially on O.

South Carolina - L.  This one might actually hurt, too.

Miss. State - L.  Assuming MSU doesn't take a big step back with Morehead as coach, this one could be a bloodbath.

Auburn - L. I think you're all getting the hang of this at this point.

Ole Miss - Who the fuck knows?  Probably a loss?  Maybe a win?  Is Matt Luke actually Meatloaf, disguising himself as a CFB coach?  Did Matt Luke secretly get a head transplant, where he transplanted on of those giant Easter Island heads onto his own body?  Scientists are racing to find the answer.

UAB - W.  But will also depend on what A&M's depth chart looks like at this point in time.  Do they have anyone healthy remaining on defense?  How many positions can Otaro Alaka play at once?

LSU - L.  This game will literally save Orgeron's job.

 

I agree with you. I don’t see how aggy wins more than 2 conference games and there’s a decent chance they bottom out and go 0-8. Sumlin didn’t leave Bilbo a baked cake, that’s for sure.

[pearlandhorn 3274]

1 minute ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

$40 might work in Manhattan, KS.

If $40 would work in Manhattan, KS, it will work in College Station, TX.

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

If $40 would work in Manhattan, KS, it will work in College Station, TX.

You just can't skimp when you're treating a VIP to some razzoos. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

There might be something to Santino's allegations of excessively harsh workouts and poor care from the trainer.

[TtomTerrific 200]

If I were making this entire thing up, I am not sure that I could pick a more fitting name for a coach at aggy than "Jimbo" and a facility with aggy shenanigans afoot nominally designated "Razoo's"

 

So perfect.

[Leanderman 2254]

"You just can't skimp when you're treating a VIP to some razzoos."

Just be glad they don't charge for the jizz. 

[po elvis 2070]

Jimbo's line to cross obviously isn't whether something is within the rules or not. So you have to wonder where is his line? No telling what else he is doing. These are only the things that Marchiol was directly involved in. This is all going to end for Jimbo and aggy pretty predictably at some point.

[Richard Kimball 1492]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm just spitballing here, but I wonder if the NCAA is perfectly fine encouraging this kind of behavior moving forward. It could be a round-about way to basically ensure programs comply with their rules. If you know every single time a disgruntled kid is going to sound the alarm to try and get a wavier to play immediately, obviously one way to counteract that would be to not let that kid have any dirt on you. I mean, making pissed off kids that may or may not have attitude problems become the de facto police force for the NCAA seems like a great idea where almost nothing ever could possibly go sideways...but still, I wonder how often they might tacitly encourage this sorta things as players leave. 

Now for the fun part of the exercise...who wants to make a list for all the different ways this could absurdly blow up? Can't imagine the shit Reggie Hemphill-Mapps would have had to say. Or Jordan Elliot. Can you imagine Derek Foreman getting the mic and basically leveraging a school or boosters for money or else his kid is going to transfer and drop a bomb?

NCAA should allow a no strings transfer policy if a coach is fired, but not if he leaves to take another job. Agree, this could blow up big time.

[Modessit 5586]

NCAA: Coach, what do you have to say about these allegations?

Jimbo: Hey, I just signed my contract yesterday. All that was before I became head coach.

[Tex Pete 20098]

35 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Jimbo's line to cross obviously isn't whether something is within the rules or not. So you have to wonder where is his line? No telling what else he is doing. These are only the things that Marchiol was directly involved in. This is all going to end for Jimbo and aggy pretty predictably at some point.

Exactly. No one should be surprised that they've been caught doing this much so soon. They really haven't been hiding their intentions.

Aggy is one of the cheatingest all-time programs, with almost nothing to show for it. It's who they are. Their fans revel in it. Turdition.

[pacman 7279]

28 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

You know the damage I could do with $40 in college?  

Keg of Coors and 10 Jumbo Jacks?

[pacman 7279]

25 minutes ago, Modessit said:

NCAA: Coach, what do you have to say about these allegations?

Jimbo: Hey, I just signed my contract yesterday. All that was before I became head coach.

NCAA: Fair enough. Clearly Sam Houston State is to blame.

[Tex Pete 20098]

6 minutes ago, pacman said:

Keg of Coors and 10 Jumbo Jacks?

80 late night Jack in the Box tacos, bruh.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

[pacman 7279]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

80 late night Jack in the Box tacos, bruh.

Can't eat that without a healthy amount of beer.

compromise

40 late night tacos and a keg of natty light

[Longboard Horn 39989]

Well on a positive note, they stopped using FEDEX to hand out cash.

[WBT 20347]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

There might be something to Santino's allegations of excessively harsh workouts and poor care from the trainer.

Santino, never let anyone outside
		the family know what you are
		thinking.  I think your brain is
		going soft from all that comedy you
		play with that young girl ewe.

[TheFlagship 432]

 

[Hurtlocker 2208]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

There might be something to Santino's allegations of excessively harsh workouts and poor care from the trainer.

I often wondered how they missed his head with all those bullets.

[TheFlagship 432]

Here’s the full contract: 

https://www.scribd.com/document/386821719/Jimbo-Fisher-Contract#from_embed

[LoneStarBiker 145]

7 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

 

just when you think aggy can't be any dumber, they can!  

[TexasMan 10732]

All texags radio was great today. As Looch loves today, it was spin doctors all morning long, even when Gabe said "I'm trying to be objective" 🤣🤣🤣

 

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