Tell Me About Texas a&m

[EastTexan 662]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Put it on the wall... 

they will.

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

4 hours ago, EastTexan said:

they will.

They will put something like "2022 MWCS Final Four" when that's not even a thing teams celebrate. 

[DFW Horn 6,133]

4 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

They will put something like "2022 MWCS Final Four" when that's not even a thing teams celebrate. 

any excuse for an aggy dogpile will do. Whoop!

[lilMAC25 3,801]

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Is that ^^^ John Sharp? Looks like him but I've just never seen him laugh--well, not since somebody told him Dewhurst would beat him for light governor in 2002.

[Scholz 11,949]

You’ll never win a major national title, aggy. Not ever.

[Vic Mackey 47,093]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,520]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Holy bitch tits Batman! It’s called a push up you fat f***.

[Rickylovesweed 14,533]

Getting closer to the 100th anniversary of 1939. I have to find a way to stay alive for another 17 years. 

To potentially go 100 years without a national title in football, baseball and men’s basketball is remarkable at a school of aggys size, athletic budget and recruiting base in Texas. 

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

13 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Getting closer to the 100th anniversary of 1939. I have to find a way to stay alive for another 17 years. 

To potentially go 100 years without a national title in football, baseball and men’s basketball is remarkable at a school of aggys size, athletic budget and recruiting base in Texas. 

 

Post this like a billion times next year then update the year every year just to be an immature asshole. I can’t wait!!!

[Scholz 11,949]

Why did we join a conference with those inbreds 

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Why did we join a conference with those inbreds 

[TexArcher 37,989]

Billy Liucci looks like he wants to sell you some speakers out of the back of his El Camino.

Billy Liucci looks like he knows "Iron Man" and "Wish You Were Here" on the guitar, and nothing else.

Billy Liucci looks like he thinks Keystone Light is the best American Beer and Budweiser is the best German beer.

Billy Luicci looks like he got a tribal tattoo to cover up his barbed wire tattoo because he wanted to look classier.

Billy Luicci looks like he marinates his brisket in A-1 and cooks it to medium-well.

Billy Liucci looks like he hasn't worn shoes since February.

Billy Liucci looks like a fat, untalented, barely literate yard gnome.

This might need to be its own thread...

Edited June 23, 2022 by TexArcher

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Why did we join a conference with those inbreds 

[mr. sunshine 2,830]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Middle aged men with their caps backwards. Just go ahead and admit you enjoy the cock

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

42 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Middle aged men with their caps backwards. Just go ahead and admit you enjoy the cock

For him to use that grey scrotum bumper, you don’t want the bill getting in the way.

[Dennis Taylor 18,848]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Mintzy, it can only help so much, but dark colors are known to be slimming.  I mean a black shirt might make you look 325 instead of 375 but good Lord man

[markstanco 12,586]

They will put something like "2022 MWCS Final Four" when that's not even a thing teams celebrate. 

Boy I hope they do that. They would be so funny. I doubt it, but then again I question myself. On what aggy does.

[ztejas 43,524]

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Billy Liucci looks like he knows "Iron Man" and "Wish You Were Here" on the guitar, and nothing else.

Like just the beginning, muted riff of wish you were here? Because the variation right after that ain't nothing to sneeze at. 

[Rickylovesweed 14,533]

I saw a tweet that Texas has won more national titles this year than Texas A&M has won in their entire time in the SEC. 

Is that for real? 

[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I saw a tweet that Texas has won more national titles this year than Texas A&M has won in their entire time in the SEC. 

Is that for real? 

Yes. And Texas has won more titles in the past 15 years than aggy has in their entire 140 year history

[speed817 19,399]

53 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yes. And Texas has won more titles in the past 15 years than aggy has in their entire 140 year history

"Typical dumb sip.....always living in the past......", says aggy

[Rickylovesweed 14,533]

52 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yes. And Texas has won more titles in the past 15 years than aggy has in their entire 140 year history

I decided to look at it closer and they've only won 3 national championships since joining the SEC. All 3 in track and field. 

Only 3 national titles in 10 years since they joined the SEC is some aggy level results. Baylor has the same amount of national championships over the same timeframe. 

 

[LW Goatman 1,124]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I decided to look at it closer and they've only won 3 national championships since joining the SEC. All 3 in track and field. 

Only 3 national titles in 10 years since they joined the SEC is some aggy level results. Baylor has the same amount of national championships over the same timeframe. 

 

3 national championships in 10 years is actually a hell of a run for aggy. They haven't won shit ever.

[David Dennison 18,940]

15 hours ago, Scholz said:

Why did we join a conference with those inbreds 

First, money.

Second, to dominate them.

[Rickylovesweed 14,533]

27 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

3 national championships in 10 years is actually a hell of a run for aggy. They haven't won shit ever.

Their only consistent success is in track and field. 

Sucks for them Pat Henry is 70 years old. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

I’m just here for the upcoming Texags screenshots.

[DFW Horn 6,133]

15 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

I’m just here for the upcoming Texags screenshots.

 

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Chris Simms at any the point during out QB drought would have been multiple levels beyond what we had in the past 10 years with the exception of Ehlinger . 

Im ok with Chris Simms 

[Vertigo 20,298]

3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Chris Simms at any the point during out QB drought would have been multiple levels beyond what we had in the past 10 years with the exception of Ehlinger . 

Im ok with Chris Simms 

Chris Simms left Texas as the winningest QB in school history. I am good with that. 

[Scholz 11,949]

Not to mention Simms absolutely dragged his nuts on them. Just dominated them.

[TrashMaster G 17,581]

And Colt McCoy led us to the NC game and would have won it if not for a freak injury.

How the fuck is that some sort of disappointment?

[OrangEngr 1,035]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And Colt McCoy led us to the NC game and would have won it if not for a freak injury.

How the fuck is that some sort of disappointment?

And would have been a second one if not for a stupid tiebreaker (would have been in using current model). 2 appearances in four years? Yeah, hugely underwhelming. Aggy, name your last QB as good as colt. I’ll wait.

Edited June 23, 2022 by OrangEngr
I guess it’d be Johnny, but other than hardware, colt was way more accomplished

[wood 11,230]

 

[wood 11,230]

 

[Armybrat 40,857]

Colt McCoy also drilled aggy for 615 yards, 6 tds, and 0 interceptions in his last two games vs those clueless clodhoppers.

[General Specific 3,262]

[PW119 167]

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Chris Simms at any the point during out QB drought would have been multiple levels beyond what we had in the past 10 years with the exception of Ehlinger . 

Im ok with Chris Simms 

Chris Simms was better than any Aggie QB in history outside of Johnny.

And they should be very careful how they speak of Colt.  He's arguably better than Johnny.

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

Just now, PW119 said:

Chris Simms was better than any Aggie QB in history outside of Johnny.

And they should be very careful how they speak of Colt.  He's arguably better than Johnny.

I mean it depends on the metric, definitely not better at snorting blow off of strippers asses 

[Deej 76,859]

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

definitely not better at snorting blow off of Chin Pubes' ass

 

[wood 11,230]

12 minutes ago, PW119 said:

Chris Simms was better than any Aggie QB in history outside of Johnny.

And they should be very careful how they speak of Colt.  He's arguably definitively better than Johnny.

Fixed.

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

Colt won the most games at the time in college football history.

He also had the highest completion % ever in history.

Johnny, dick, Harry, dgaf. No one was in the same arena as him his senior year before an anomaly occurred in the title game.

[Sir Ulrich 5,188]

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Colt won the most games at the time in college football history.

He also had the highest completion % ever in history.

Johnny, dick, Harry, dgaf. No one was in the same arena as him his senior year before an anomaly occurred in the title game.

A single QB being a play away from championships in back to back years would be the biggest moment in their history. For us it may crack the top 20

[landman 559]

On 6/21/2022 at 6:08 PM, Tex-19 said:

End of an era today.

Until now, A&M was one of only two Power 5 schools (Northwestern the other) that hadn't finished top 4 in baseball, basketball, or football since WWII (using playoffs where they existed and BCS/AP where they didn't).

Tech was also on the list until their bball final 4 a few years ago.

They finished #2 in baseball in 1989 in some polls.  Even though they didn't make the CWS.

[WBT 20,643]

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Chris Simms at any the point during out QB drought would have been multiple levels beyond what we had in the past 10 years with the exception of Ehlinger . 

Im ok with Chris Simms 

 

[LonghornedD 27]

Shit, Case McCoy owns A&M

[demos 3,004]

Ain’t nobody scared of pyle.

[TrashMaster G 17,581]

11 minutes ago, demos said:

 

 

Ain’t nobody scared of pyle.

 

To be fair, they don't explain why it's scary to play there.

[markstanco 12,586]

14 minutes ago, demos said:

 

 

Ain’t nobody scared of pyle.

 

Invalid list with Tech at 25.  They should be top 10.  You can get hit in the head with a D cell battery. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

These dork drinkers talking about QB's versus them how soon they forget Rickey stomping their butts up and down the field.