Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MontereyMX 869]

19 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Yes

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

On 8/23/2018 at 3:20 AM, kopp0e said:

 

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

[kopp0e 1135]

45 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

It will take a many showers to wash off losses aggy compiled at the hands of UT domination... #TheyAin'tReady..!

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, let’s just say that they have been humiliated enough by Texas to last them,  oh about 100 years!

I stopped reading Burnt Orange Nation a while ago, do they still look up to everything A&M ever does? They were insufferable with the "ZOMG the sky is falling Kevin Sumlin SEC Johnny Football Swagcopter Renovated Kyle FIeld SEC SEC!!!" fuckshit about five years ago.

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

On 8/23/2018 at 3:20 AM, kopp0e said:

 

those fuckers are total jackasses.

fbschedules.com show aggy has the following on the books:

2022: AppState & Miami

2023: New Mexico & Miami

That's it!!!  Those are the contracts they have as of today, and obviously as of March when they ducked CDC.

They're not "full up" for 10 years.  Snakethroats.  Slytherin, lying, bastards.

The bastards only play 8 conference games, which means they ducked us with TWO TOTALLY OPEN AVAILABLE SLOTS.

And if it's absolutely a crisis if they don't play a 1-AA cupcake, then how about skipping a G5, or god help them, tell New Mexico & AppState to fuck off and buy them out.

It's not like groid aren't using OUR MONEY from the AUF payment to go on a roid-meth-fueled spending spree on donkeykong stadiums and sitting-ringbearing-hobbits.

Go ahead fuckfaces, go ahead and use OUR MONEY to buy out your contracts with New Mexico & AppState.

Absolute hypocrisy.

Fuckfaces.

 

We need to set up a FEMA processing center for "reconditioning" and waterboard the fish camp out of them, one at a time, using nothing but the truth, and the whole truth.

 

I'm just ecstatic that CDC is not just playing the game, he's watching it, controlling it (ode to Murray Head there...).....

I was pissed he offered them.

Now, we don't have to hear one fucking thing about this bullshit for another 20 years.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

[RomaVicta 30018]

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I'm just ecstatic that CDC is not just playing the game, he's watching it, controlling it (ode to Murray Head there...)

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

At the end of the day, it's cash in, and cash out.   Take away the AUF payment, and there ain't no krogerbox, and there ain't no hobbit.

[Tex Pete 20484]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I was pissed he offered them.

Now, we don't have to hear one fucking thing about this bullshit for another 20 years.

You must not know any aggies. They’ll be lying about it again by tomorrow. 

[Hamttx 421]

They better hope Jimbo is magic. Clemson is bringing 9 of last years starters on defense. Jimbo couldn’t handle them with his FSU team last year. So this should be fun for all of us.

[Deej 76922]

27 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

They better hope Jimbo is magic. Clemson is bringing 9 of last years starters on defense. Jimbo couldn’t handle them with his FSU team last year. So this should be fun for all of us.

You underestimate the magic of gay pretend soldiers. 

[Deej 76922]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

[ClubWhatever 12158]

And next up, we have Santino's grandmother telling Brett Zwerneman how ever since her grandson got hooked on heroin he has been unable to stop stealing from her and lying to cover it up.  "When he got out of jail after dropping out of A&M I was sure he had put the drugs behind him", she said.  "It's so sad what he has become.  I wish he would leave those coaches alone.  There's no reason to bring them down with him."

[Vic Mackey 47151]

 

[sdm 892]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

You underestimate the magic of gay pretend soldiers and their milkmen. 

fify. lest not forget the yellboys!

[ousux 5602]

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

Even so, you gotta admit that was a beautiful rant..

[Noah Fence 480]

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

AUF funds can’t be used for building football stadiums or buying out football opponent contracts

Not supposed to use hurricane relief funds either, but that won't stop them.

[texifornia 57101]

Uh, y'all know how this ended, right?

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Is he using hash tags from like 3 years ago?  

[The Golden Hat 302]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Man that dude is still doing this? Now I'm just starting to feel bad for him.

[InkaUtexas 26108]

8 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Man that dude is still doing this? Now I'm just starting to feel bad for him.

never feel bad for this sad little man. 

[OrangEngr 1035]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh, y'all know how this ended, right?

 

I am going to assume it's one hell of a toll by the SEC. plus, one more reminder that game happened. It was a soothing balm on the sting of the Maryland loss

[Hamttx 421]

OK, what’s with the rude dog bullshit? What did I miss, and why is it in the aggy sniffs balls thread?

[C-Man 27262]

OK, what’s with the rude dog bullshit? What did I miss, and why is it in the aggy sniffs balls thread?

It’s Figurelli

[BigHorn'13 3387]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Just saw dfigs coming out of a sex shop. He had just purchased a life sized fist. #wheredabbcat #itsnotanexitonly #10dollarhandjobs

[okiehorn 23]

Aggie 2019 QB commit is the real deal (insert sarcasm). They were bitching wanting his 4 star rating now fan base wants to skip a QB this cycle  

[cochamps 1879]

3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I am going to assume it's one hell of a toll by the SEC. plus, one more reminder that game happened. It was a soothing balm on the sting of the Maryland loss

The soothing balm will come in Landover next Saturday.

[DeweyCox 366]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

He had to have been bottle fed. No way he’s ever had a tit in his mouth.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

He had to have been bottle fed. No way he’s ever had a tit in his mouth.

Do sheep, goat or heifer titties count?  

[DeweyCox 366]

13 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Do sheep, goat or heifer titties count?  

Good question. I’ve never read the aggy handbook. Maybe Thujone can someday translate it into ms paint.

[Longboard Horn 40518]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh, y'all know how this ended, right?

 

So all the SEC schools will lose their opener by blowing a 34 point lead? Good to know.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I know he changed his name after his racist tweets came to light, but what is he doing now? He obviously hasn't learned anything from his mistakes.

Edited August 26, 2018 by Sheep Have Wool

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

3 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

I know he changed his name after his racist tweets came to light, but what is he doing now? He obviously hasn't learned anything from his mistakes.

He's an aggy.  Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing. 

[Longboard Horn 40518]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

He's an aggy.  Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing. 

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

17 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

He's an aggy.  Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing. 

But didn't he literally get fired from PWC for this?

[Bevo14 8378]

26 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

But didn't he literally get fired from PWC for this?

Apparently Dfigs wants to get fired from whatever the fuck he's doing now as well

[pearlandhorn 3274]

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

[Bevo14 8378]

12 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

They'll throw a TD in garbage time against Clemson's walkons and say they ran outta time

[kopp0e 1135]

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

[GhostofDanJones 336]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

It’s Figurelli

 

Fuck that racist piece of shit!

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I can see the posts now. After Clemson goes in dry and beats aggy by 24+, Texags and 24/7 will be flooded with “Imagine if Sumlin was the coach” or “That’s what the Aggies will look like in 3 years!” Or “Proud of this team! They fought hard!”

 

I’m not sold on Clemson. Their schedule is a fucking joke. aggy will beat them handily then get too much credit for the W

[Vic Mackey 47151]

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

So Bama has more national championships in the last decade than home losses? That is fucking nuts.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

48 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m not sold on Clemson. Their schedule is a fucking joke. aggy will beat them handily then get too much credit for the W

Lol. Aggy can’t beat the Surly IM team ‘handily’, much less Clemson. GTFO

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So Bama has more national championships in the last decade than home losses? That is fucking nuts.

 

Trying to decide whether to make a joke about aggy being one of those home losses or that the total number of aggy losses just feels like they've got more than they really do. 

Why Not Both.gif 

[kopp0e 1135]

2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

 

 

Trying to decide whether to make a joke about aggy being one of those home losses or that the total number of aggy losses just feels like they've got more than they really do. 

Why Not Both.gif 

Works for me..!

 

[Leanderman 2276]

Me maw the younger years?

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

11 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I am at a loss here, this poster compulates the record of all SEC schools over the last 10 years, includes A&M yet has too many games listed for the aggies... #BadMath

 

113-25 including halftime, stupid sips!

[Handcruser 2805]

That calzone QB out of Georgia is out 4-6 weeks. Broken rib.



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[SydneyCarton 48170]

25 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

That calzone QB out of Georgia is out 4-6 weeks. Broken rib.



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“This is a blessing guys. He’ll fly under the radar and we wont have to worry about Bama or Georgia poaching him. Which they couldnt anyway because we have Jimbo and the by gawd finest recruiting staff ever essembled Whoop!” /every aggy