Tell Me About Texas a&m

[mchookem 16361]

11 minutes ago, ajax said:

Self-aware Texags is less fun to read than delusional Texags. But still fun.

yeah, all i could get out of my one aggy friend was a 'fuck jimbo!'

that's no fun lol

[LTtxfan 49329]

 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

[TreatyOak 16402]

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by TreatyOak

[RollLeft 5045]

the buyout for that sorry sack of shit over there in aggieville is 95 MILLION DOLLARS ???????

[mdleast 8298]

I have a neighbor with a JIMBO1 license plate on his pickup truck. Always makes me laugh when I pass it. Will make me extra laugh this week.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

This one of the very few days in my life I can say I wish I had more friends who were aggy fans. 

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

[Penche Gringo 145]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:25 AM, Randolph Duke said:

His extension kicked in this past January and runs through 2031. The first year of the new deal was for $9.0 mil/yr. The contract has escalators that bump his base $100k/yr. As of today, there is around $87 mil left on his contract.

Here is Jimbo's walk-away clause:

Wow! Just wow!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10346]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

the buyout for that sorry sack of shit over there in aggieville is 95 MILLION DOLLARS ???????

No coach besides Fisher has ever had a buyout exceed $50 million, according to USA Today, and his nearly doubles that figure.

"Providing the appropriate amount of stability and continuity during this important time is critical as we support our football program at the highest level," Aggies athletic director Ross Bjork said in release announcing Fisher's extension.

[Bill Lumbergh 7177]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:25 AM, Randolph Duke said:

His extension kicked in this past January and runs through 2031. The first year of the new deal was for $9.0 mil/yr. The contract has escalators that bump his base $100k/yr. As of today, there is around $87 mil left on his contract.

Here is Jimbo's walk-away clause:

This is the best part of the "fire Jimbo now!!1!!1!" Texags rants.  They literally can't because their lawyers actually approved these terms.

Every time I read this, I imagine Jimbo's legal team had a side bet to see just how far they could push aggy with one sided terms before they'd walk away.  Ends up, as with all things aggy stupidity, there was no limit.

[F250 28809]

I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

 

This was aggy today

[deft 6872]

The "fire jumbo now!!!11!1" texags rants are especially funny because they like to say back up the truck like they think they actually have the money to pay for the buyout.

[deft 6872]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

 

This was aggy today

 

[F250 28809]

11 minutes ago, deft said:

That was aggy during the swag copter days.

 

[RollLeft 5045]

App St. head coach has a base salary of 425k.    

[MonkeyDoughnut 10346]

Northern Arizona holds SHSU to 3 point in a 10-3 win....

[Chad 1728]

aggy may experience difficulty in reaching their traditional 8-4 record if they're unable to handle Sun Belt powerhouse opponents at home. I laughed that they reached #6 solely based on their recruiting class from 2022. Jumbo the dumbo is washed, FSU was happy to get rid of him and the aggy were happy to shell out a mountain of cash believing he could make them relevant. How long until the 5 stars from that 2022 class begin portaling if they're losing to the likes of Sun Belt cupcakes?

[Rickylovesweed 14536]

 

[Huckleberry 33063]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

 

I mean sure. That's obviously true. But how about some self-reflection by the media for having that shitass team ranked #6 for no good reason whatsoever? 

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

It really feels like Jimbo was ready to mail it in after the raise last year and then Bama happened. With Durkin and Addazio on staff he's gonna run that class off and middle around for the next 5 years. 

[TrashMaster G 17584]

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Northern Arizona holds SHSU to 3 point in a 10-3 win....

Advantage: aggy

[TrashMaster G 17584]

I hope Miami skullfucks aggy next week.

The lulz would be phenomenal. 

[Steel Shank 9430]

I really believe this is just a minor setback while Jimbo brings the "sleeping giant" to their rightful place atop the college football world. Just watch.

He's their 'Big Toe'.

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[mdleast 8298]

Poor aggy…you hate to see it!

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Just now, mdleast said:

Poor aggy…you hate to see it!

came here to post this. They thought it was in the bag 😂

[Fondren & Main 6731]

Let me tell you about Texas 8-4.  They suck.  The end.

[Chooky 13317]

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

I have a neighbor with a JIMBO1 license plate on his pickup truck. Always makes me laugh when I pass it. Will make me extra laugh this week.

Slap an App State sticker on that bitch. 

[mdleast 8298]

came here to post this. They thought it was in the bag

I mean…it’s not just delicious that their bed shitting moved GameDay from Kyle Field. It’s sooooo DELICIOUS that the moved it from there to App State!

D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S.

[Prime 390]

 

[Chooky 13317]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

 

This was aggy today

Ken eee! I'm so dwunk right now I fee like I'm retawded.

[hookem48 4702]

7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Poor aggy…you hate to see it!

is this the worst week 3 schedule ever or what?

[Mikey4 2476]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

is this the worst week 3 schedule ever or what?

App State will be ranked, what, #5? Since they beat the undisputed #6? /s

[Macanudo 13006]

34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I hope Miami skullfucks aggy next week.

The lulz would be phenomenal. 

Actually, Miami eking out a 38-35 type win would be best.  The Aggies can beat their chest that they lost a close one and then the Hogs can skullfuck them for the lulz.

[TexEx15 17564]

[Longboard Horn 40425]

 

[TrashMaster G 17584]

29 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Actually, Miami eking out a 38-35 type win would be best.  The Aggies can beat their chest that they lost a close one and then the Hogs can skullfuck them for the lulz.

Orrrrr... and stay with me here... BOTH Miami and Arky could skullfuck aggy and we could all enjoy the aggy tears.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Orrrrr... and stay with me here... BOTH Miami and Arky could skullfuck aggy and we could all enjoy the aggy tears.

Then Miss State and Bama please and thank you

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

 

[Rickylovesweed 14536]

So the last 4 games against FBS schools. 

10 point L to Ole Miss

L to 6-7 LSU

Forfeit to Wake Forest 

L to App State

This is what $75 million guaranteed gets you. 

 

 

[TexasGolf 4996]

29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[TexMexBuddha 988]

The BOMC slight continues...

Wears down...lulz

and the feels for ND...not
And Florida...can't say I was surprised, but they're definitely better than aggy.

[mdleast 8298]

What new Aggy gear are you looking to buy this year?

[Deej 76885]

Does this mean the Looch 44 is going to be delayed again?

[wood 11236]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean sure. That's obviously true. But how about some self-reflection by the media for having that shitass team ranked #6 for no good reason whatsoever? 

Yep. This was Exhibit number Eleventy Billion & 47 demonstrating how utterly stupid and worthless preseason polls are.

[staboner 4984]

3 hours ago, Prime said:

 

omg hahaha i just fucking seent this shit. i just can't. is @Ghost of LL allowed to die again? fuck me ahhahahha

[tbone_ 14142]

Yea that’s just fantastic

[millhouse 2616]

Jimbo Fisher is bomhauer, prove me wrong 

[Lhorn 4930]

God, so humiliating.  Delicious. 

[CycleTex87 2981]

Football aggy schadenfreude is the best schadenfreude.