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11 minutes ago, ajax said:

Self-aware Texags is less fun to read than delusional Texags. But still fun.

yeah, all i could get out of my one aggy friend was a 'fuck jimbo!'

that's no fun lol

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On 9/8/2022 at 6:25 AM, Randolph Duke said:

His extension kicked in this past January and runs through 2031. The first year of the new deal was for $9.0 mil/yr. The contract has escalators that bump his base $100k/yr. As of today, there is around $87 mil left on his contract.

Here is Jimbo's walk-away clause:

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Wow! Just wow!

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1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

the buyout for that sorry sack of shit over there in aggieville is 95 MILLION DOLLARS ???????

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No coach besides Fisher has ever had a buyout exceed $50 million, according to USA Today, and his nearly doubles that figure.

"Providing the appropriate amount of stability and continuity during this important time is critical as we support our football program at the highest level," Aggies athletic director Ross Bjork said in release announcing Fisher's extension.

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On 9/8/2022 at 6:25 AM, Randolph Duke said:

His extension kicked in this past January and runs through 2031. The first year of the new deal was for $9.0 mil/yr. The contract has escalators that bump his base $100k/yr. As of today, there is around $87 mil left on his contract.

Here is Jimbo's walk-away clause:

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This is the best part of the "fire Jimbo now!!1!!1!" Texags rants.  They literally can't because their lawyers actually approved these terms.

Every time I read this, I imagine Jimbo's legal team had a side bet to see just how far they could push aggy with one sided terms before they'd walk away.  Ends up, as with all things aggy stupidity, there was no limit.

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I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

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This was aggy today

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The "fire jumbo now!!!11!1" texags rants are especially funny because they like to say back up the truck like they think they actually have the money to pay for the buyout.

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

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This was aggy today

 

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aggy may experience difficulty in reaching their traditional 8-4 record if they're unable to handle Sun Belt powerhouse opponents at home. I laughed that they reached #6 solely based on their recruiting class from 2022. Jumbo the dumbo is washed, FSU was happy to get rid of him and the aggy were happy to shell out a mountain of cash believing he could make them relevant. How long until the 5 stars from that 2022 class begin portaling if they're losing to the likes of Sun Belt cupcakes?

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It really feels like Jimbo was ready to mail it in after the raise last year and then Bama happened. With Durkin and Addazio on staff he's gonna run that class off and middle around for the next 5 years. 

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1 hour ago, mdleast said:

I have a neighbor with a JIMBO1 license plate on his pickup truck. Always makes me laugh when I pass it. Will make me extra laugh this week.

Slap an App State sticker on that bitch. 

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came here to post this. They thought it was in the bag

I mean…it’s not just delicious that their bed shitting moved GameDay from Kyle Field. It’s sooooo DELICIOUS that the moved it from there to App State!

D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
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1 hour ago, F250 said:

I've always said aggy reminds me of Stevie Jankowski from Eastbound and Down and I still stand by that statement.

 

This was aggy after signing day.

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This was aggy today

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Ken eee! I'm so dwunk right now I fee like I'm retawded.

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34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I hope Miami skullfucks aggy next week.

The lulz would be phenomenal. 

Actually, Miami eking out a 38-35 type win would be best.  The Aggies can beat their chest that they lost a close one and then the Hogs can skullfuck them for the lulz.

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean sure. That's obviously true. But how about some self-reflection by the media for having that shitass team ranked #6 for no good reason whatsoever? 

Yep. This was Exhibit number Eleventy Billion & 47 demonstrating how utterly stupid and worthless preseason polls are.

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